Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyGardener]

What was the damage? Is there a website?

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It's a fake review. A shill post. Anything with Lunar Body work is a fake review. The cost is never mentioned in any of their reviews.

[Bambinos1987]

What was the damage? Is there a website?

Saw Daisy this week. Late 20's petite build with a cute face and sweet attitude. Massage was solid and good pressure. Not going to gas it too hard, but she was solid.

Massage was decent to get the vibe going and settle in. Once things warmed up she started teasing and got more hands on. Flip was fun with BBBJ and some DT. Mixed in some DFK. Covered me up and we rotated through some positions before busting my nut in the cover doing mish.

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[HappyGardener]

You don't agree with the weekly reviews giving a different description but naming either candy or cherry? Also, throw in Tina in this last "review".

Started with Candy and then switched in Tina next sentence. I read his other reviews this morning and it's hilarious how they are all the same. I think most of us know they are all fake reviews.

[Noname6321]

There's Relax spa in Glen Ellyn.

Uspa in Naperville.

Ivy massage in Lombard.

Lian56 in Chinatown.

The earth in Chinatown.

Those are the ones I been too.

Hello,

I would like more info on lian56 their website and info doesn't really have anything posted and reached out and couldn't confirm what they have available. If anyone has gone, how was the service and the girls. Is it similar to harmony or more like the hole in the wall AMP.

[ElJefe69]

Visiting Candy at 52XX W Irving Park is a great choice for those who value a no-nonsense, efficient session with a provider who remains entirely focused on the client. Tina is a petite Asian woman in her late thirties with an engaging presence, black hair, and a friendly demeanor that instantly dissipates any first-visit tension.

The experience starts with a purely professional tone, characterized by a straightforward intake and a streamlined transition into the session. Candy approach is efficient; she doesn't waste time with unnecessary formalities, getting straight to the point while maintaining a pleasant, polite rapport throughout.

The actual service is handled with a reassuring level of experience. Her focus on breast play is expressive and attentive, creating a tactile connection that builds heat without feeling rushed. She then transitions with ease into ass play, demonstrating a confident technique that utilizes both pressure and rhythm to heighten arousal. It is clear she has mastered the balance of knowing exactly when to increase intensity and when to let the anticipation linger. Candy 312-383-7XXX.

No only are you shilling for a place, you had AI do it for you.

[Moss734]

Reads like a personal statement for college, you can tell chatgpt to write in a more natural tone.

You don't agree with the weekly reviews giving a different description but naming either candy or cherry? Also, throw in Tina in this last "review".

[LowTierGod]

Saw Daisy this week. Late 20's petite build with a cute face and sweet attitude. Massage was solid and good pressure. Not going to gas it too hard, but she was solid.

Massage was decent to get the vibe going and settle in. Once things warmed up she started teasing and got more hands on. Flip was fun with BBBJ and some DT. Mixed in some DFK. Covered me up and we rotated through some positions before busting my nut in the cover doing mish.

[Englee]

I saw this as well. Oddly, moving around on google maps with push pins pulled up a name of Vida for the spot. And RM lists an Asian spot a half block down that I do not think has been reviewed in this thread. This is obviously the thread for real talk so I don't trust the quantity of reviews on RM but I can't see details. Not premium on RM.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-good-...cago-il-121251#rubmaps.

The link you provided is for a massage therapist named Kendy. She's Chinese probably mid 40's. Does a great massage and only L1. Good service but the only reason I haven't seen her in awhile is because she talks too much during the massage. I just want to relax and enjoy the massage.

[Jayp80]

Visiting Candy at 52XX W Irving Park is a great choice for those who value a no-nonsense, efficient session with a provider who remains entirely focused on the client. Tina is a petite Asian woman in her late thirties with an engaging presence, black hair, and a friendly demeanor that instantly dissipates any first-visit tension.

The experience starts with a purely professional tone, characterized by a straightforward intake and a streamlined transition into the session. Candy approach is efficient; she doesn't waste time with unnecessary formalities, getting straight to the point while maintaining a pleasant, polite rapport throughout.

The actual service is handled with a reassuring level of experience. Her focus on breast play is expressive and attentive, creating a tactile connection that builds heat without feeling rushed. She then transitions with ease into ass play, demonstrating a confident technique that utilizes both pressure and rhythm to heighten arousal. It is clear she has mastered the balance of knowing exactly when to increase intensity and when to let the anticipation linger. Candy 312-383-7XXX.

Reads like a personal statement for college, you can tell chatgpt to write in a more natural tone.

[ManglerMan]

I'll be Visiting Chicago tomorrow & staying by Rush. What are the best locations & talent to not miss.

Thanks!

[GMan25]

Visiting Candy at 52XX W Irving Park is a great choice for those who value a no-nonsense, efficient session with a provider who remains entirely focused on the client. Tina is a petite Asian woman in her late thirties with an engaging presence, black hair, and a friendly demeanor that instantly dissipates any first-visit tension.

The experience starts with a purely professional tone, characterized by a straightforward intake and a streamlined transition into the session. Candy approach is efficient; she doesn't waste time with unnecessary formalities, getting straight to the point while maintaining a pleasant, polite rapport throughout.

The actual service is handled with a reassuring level of experience. Her focus on breast play is expressive and attentive, creating a tactile connection that builds heat without feeling rushed. She then transitions with ease into ass play, demonstrating a confident technique that utilizes both pressure and rhythm to heighten arousal. It is clear she has mastered the balance of knowing exactly when to increase intensity and when to let the anticipation linger. Candy 312-383-7XXX.

Sure, but sorry. Your credibility is in question. 9 posts and 8 are reviews for Lotus.

[Nowhere500]

Harmony in Norridge does a great table shower. There is also a table shower at Sunkiss Spa on Chicago and Ashland, but it's "basically" a legit spot with rumors of DIY finish. Great table shower at the new place North Beauty Hair & Foot Spa 17** North Ave.

There's Relax spa in Glen Ellyn.

Uspa in Naperville.

Ivy massage in Lombard.

Lian56 in Chinatown.

The earth in Chinatown.

Those are the ones I been too.

[QuestBMuffin]

I visited last week twice with Bunny (back to NYC now).

Believably 27,8/10 face, body 8/10 if you like a little thickness and Cs.

House fees 80/30 100/60.

First visit 80+200 for full service. BBBJ, thumb in her ass, dfk (mouthwash provided), cg mish doggy cg finish in the bag.

Second visit 120+180 for table shower. BBBJ, rim, thumb in ass and pussy, dfk, all the positions, and then a massage, with 10 minutes left I got another hardon and she gave me a HJ until I was close then then I just told her to suck it and I finished CIM.

YMMV and I speak Chinese so I probably have more swing in these type of shops. Not cheap rates but the service was satisfactory, would visit again when I travel to Chicago.

[HappyGardener]

I'll be visiting Chicago next month. Wondering if there are AMPs / LMPs confirmed to have table showers, haven't had one in years.

Judy at OD Wellness on Belmont has a table shower.

[DWaits]

In the CPD arrest records from last week there is an arrest of a Latina. She was busted for the three things they usually charge with when busting a massage place. I did a maps search and an address search for the location but didn't come up with any ads suggesting there was a massage place there. Any intel on something in that area? Typical strip mall storefront

I saw this as well. Oddly, moving around on google maps with push pins pulled up a name of Vida for the spot. And RM lists an Asian spot a half block down that I do not think has been reviewed in this thread. This is obviously the thread for real talk so I don't trust the quantity of reviews on RM but I can't see details. Not premium on RM.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-good-...cago-il-121251#rubmaps.