Massage Parlor Reports

[ChickenDiner]

Is this the Lisa who used to work at Bueaty Rose spa on Montrose? I have been texting her cell number but she hasn't been responding. Thanks.

It is not. I know who you are talking about. Both are great. I went again today Lisa show me same passion haha.

[ConfuciusMan]

Question for experienced mongers. When the MMS asks if you want 2 girls, is the door fee double? What is the total expected tip for L 1, 2 or 3?

Everything is double door fee and tip.

[HappyGardener]

I'll be visiting Chicago next month. Wondering if there are AMPs / LMPs confirmed to have table showers, haven't had one in years.

Massage CLC on Milwaukee has one.

[Jominoes2]

Anyone know any place where the therapist will edge you?

Looking for the same. Bdsm, based massage would be a plus.

Sometimes asking for hard massages ends up being bdsm. But looking for more intentional pain.

[JohnBoyJohnny]

Yuki at 50-50 Spa.

I could've swore I saw this place was busted not that long ago. So what's the dealio?

[Nova417]

I'll be visiting Chicago next month. Wondering if there are AMPs / LMPs confirmed to have table showers, haven't had one in years.

There's Relax spa in Glen Ellyn.

Uspa in Naperville.

Ivy massage in Lombard.

Lian56 in Chinatown.

The earth in Chinatown.

Those are the ones I been too.

[Amplitude]

Friend, many developing countries are a hell of a lot safer than Chicago.

I've been hobbying Chicago since the mid 1980's. When there were significantly higher crime rates. I've never once had an issue or unsafe experience.

[MikeJohnsin]

Saw Lisa yesterday at North Ave. 17*0 w North Avenue. I don't know how that spa can last in that location but it's very nice. Door was open. Really nice table shower.

Is this the Lisa who used to work at Bueaty Rose spa on Montrose? I have been texting her cell number but she hasn't been responding. Thanks.

[Ptsjk04]

Question for experienced mongers. When the MMS asks if you want 2 girls, is the door fee double? What is the total expected tip for L 1, 2 or 3?

[Insidioso]

Was going to stop by Orange Spa yesterday, but noticed a guy on the other side of the street with a tripod and video camera pointed next door to Orange. Did not stick around to see what was going on.

[BadDances]

How many times have you been and which countries? It sounds tempting but I wouldn't want to trust my welfare to a 3rd world country.

I have been to Cambodia, Thailand, Vietnam, Costa Rica, Laos and even Tijuana. The only place I almost had a run-in was Tijuana. You know where I faced an attempted mugging? Not Chicago, New Orleans.

[WhiteDonger]

Yuki at 50-50 Spa.

Is yuki the only one there / only good one? They're like 10 minutes from work and have never pulled the trigger because I live so close to harmony.

[TittyMaster]

Please share pricing.

80 house for the hr. 160 donation.

[Nowhere500]

Anyone know any place where the therapist will edge you?

Yuki at 50-50 Spa.

[Rocket Dork]

I've been to Thailand, Philippines and Colombia once each but I'm going back to Medellin in a few weeks. Thailand is great because it's whole sex industry is above board and frequent. The touristy cities are extremely safe. But because of its notoriety it's gotten more expensive.

Colombia has great culture, the women are by far the most beautiful women in the planet and it's close to the US. But it's the least safe although there are ways to mitigate the risk. And the sex industry operates in the Grey area. For example most of the brothels have to be searched for on boards because they don't advertise out in the open like Thailand, and all of the most beautiful women go to a parks and stand around for men to arrange service, but it's filled with police who don't let you talk to them out in the open. The country is trying to downplay it's sex industry.

The Philippines is English speaking and the cheapest by far. But the women are very hit as miss (although I have a soft spot for Filipinas), not a lot of culture to be found and you have to search for sex outside a few spots. But what I like about Manila is the women advertise themselves on reddit so before you go you can have an entire plan set out.

Out of all three I think Colombia is the most fruitful but all three offer their own advantages and are more worth traveling to than mongering in the US. One trip to an AMP is the cost of a flight to Colombia.

I agree, Colombian women are the most beautiful women. Short plane trip and easy to set up dates. Rocket Dork.