Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyGardener]

I'll be visiting Chicago next month. Wondering if there are AMPs / LMPs confirmed to have table showers, haven't had one in years.

Judy at OD Wellness on Belmont has a table shower.

[DWaits]

In the CPD arrest records from last week there is an arrest of a Latina. She was busted for the three things they usually charge with when busting a massage place. I did a maps search and an address search for the location but didn't come up with any ads suggesting there was a massage place there. Any intel on something in that area? Typical strip mall storefront

I saw this as well. Oddly, moving around on google maps with push pins pulled up a name of Vida for the spot. And RM lists an Asian spot a half block down that I do not think has been reviewed in this thread. This is obviously the thread for real talk so I don't trust the quantity of reviews on RM but I can't see details. Not premium on RM.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-good-...cago-il-121251#rubmaps.

[Chiran]

Went in hoping for Dulce, Lisa, or Ruby per their website. When I walked in, Sophia (this was the second name she gave me. She mumbled another one at some point) grabbed me and immediately took me to the room. She was definitely older than what I was going for, but she had a nice rack so I didn't question it at first. I gave her $160 and she gave me a robe to change into before taking me to the table shower. In the table shower she slide her body up and down my back and teased my balls. She asked me to flip and immediately started playing with Junior.

I'm going to pause right here just to say, she talks too damn much with her limited English. She is super nice though.

Back to the review. It was on the flip that I got turned off seeing her belly. I did notice it when we got to the table shower, but it wasn't till she was sliding on me while I was facing her that it bothered me. She then asked if I wanted to go in bare (at least I think she said that through her broken English) and I immediately asked for a condom. We had CFS on the table and then she cleaned me up.

We went back to the room where she gave a very mediocre massage where she kept asking me questions about my tattoos and if I'd come back to see her. She said she'd only be here for a few more days (maybe a week) while she's visiting from the UK (originally from China). This is also when she told me that she wants tattoos on her stomach to cover her scars from cancer. She also said cancer is the reason she can't get pregnant. I know I gave way too much info about this, but I was given it.

She offered a second pop for free, but I couldn't get hard again.

Anyways, super sweet woman, just a terrible body below her tits and her breath smells bad.

When leaving that's when I saw who I believe to be Dulce sitting on the couch in just a thong and a cropped t shirt! Her body is amazing and I wish I would have seen her when I first walked in. Would have been a better use of my money. Maybe I'll visit again and not get Sophia.

[ChickenDiner]

Is this the Lisa who used to work at Bueaty Rose spa on Montrose? I have been texting her cell number but she hasn't been responding. Thanks.

It is not. I know who you are talking about. Both are great. I went again today Lisa show me same passion haha.

[ConfuciusMan]

Question for experienced mongers. When the MMS asks if you want 2 girls, is the door fee double? What is the total expected tip for L 1, 2 or 3?

Everything is double door fee and tip.

[HappyGardener]

I'll be visiting Chicago next month. Wondering if there are AMPs / LMPs confirmed to have table showers, haven't had one in years.

Massage CLC on Milwaukee has one.

[Jominoes2]

Anyone know any place where the therapist will edge you?

Looking for the same. Bdsm, based massage would be a plus.

Sometimes asking for hard massages ends up being bdsm. But looking for more intentional pain.

[JohnBoyJohnny]

Yuki at 50-50 Spa.

I could've swore I saw this place was busted not that long ago. So what's the dealio?

[Nova417]

I'll be visiting Chicago next month. Wondering if there are AMPs / LMPs confirmed to have table showers, haven't had one in years.

There's Relax spa in Glen Ellyn.

Uspa in Naperville.

Ivy massage in Lombard.

Lian56 in Chinatown.

The earth in Chinatown.

Those are the ones I been too.

[Amplitude]

Friend, many developing countries are a hell of a lot safer than Chicago.

I've been hobbying Chicago since the mid 1980's. When there were significantly higher crime rates. I've never once had an issue or unsafe experience.

[MikeJohnsin]

Saw Lisa yesterday at North Ave. 17*0 w North Avenue. I don't know how that spa can last in that location but it's very nice. Door was open. Really nice table shower.

Is this the Lisa who used to work at Bueaty Rose spa on Montrose? I have been texting her cell number but she hasn't been responding. Thanks.

[Ptsjk04]

Question for experienced mongers. When the MMS asks if you want 2 girls, is the door fee double? What is the total expected tip for L 1, 2 or 3?

[Insidioso]

Was going to stop by Orange Spa yesterday, but noticed a guy on the other side of the street with a tripod and video camera pointed next door to Orange. Did not stick around to see what was going on.

[BadDances]

How many times have you been and which countries? It sounds tempting but I wouldn't want to trust my welfare to a 3rd world country.

I have been to Cambodia, Thailand, Vietnam, Costa Rica, Laos and even Tijuana. The only place I almost had a run-in was Tijuana. You know where I faced an attempted mugging? Not Chicago, New Orleans.

[WhiteDonger]

Yuki at 50-50 Spa.

Is yuki the only one there / only good one? They're like 10 minutes from work and have never pulled the trigger because I live so close to harmony.