Massage Parlor Reports

[Chime]

God damn, this place was busy for a wed afternoon.

Someone recently said that Kiki does rim jobs and I wanted to try it out. I even had the Google Translate ready so she would know what I wanted. One thing led to another and I forgot about my phone and figured I'd tell her what I wanted when she made her way down there.

Her foreplay is great and she doesn't just gloss over your body, she'll return and kiss and suck whatever. Her massage is averaged but nice. Plays with the plays a bit. When she's done with the massage she does this very feather like touch, that makes your body tingle. It's fun. Nice smooth skin. Ass is the right size for you to grab and smack.

Ok, so she's kissing your body and making her way down. She kisses your thigh, balls, and whole pelvic area. This is where I was going to interrupt her and tell her what I wanted her to do, But she tells me to put my legs up and this is awesome! She does a great rim job and licks you all over. She alternates from the anus to the balls and had awesome suction. One ball, both balls. Goes back to rimming. She prob was going at it for 5-10 min well worth the visit and experience. She then goes for the BBBJ.

We did doggy, mish, BBBJ, acg, 69, rimming. I'm not going to hire you with the details cause it seems like she's been reviewed a lot. She does all of this with passion and skill. I know everyone read this to see if she does rim jobs. When she's doing doggy and bent over, it's the perfect position for me to set myself cup behind her. Like two puzzle pieces finally joining together.

She really does give the GFE.

Kiki= rim job confirmed.

[DesertSailor]

Returning from the wilderness of sub-par AMP's;so I messaged Mary that I was ready to become "slow cooked meat with all the juices". She said Coco is a perfect match and I set you up for the earliest appointment at 7:30 am.

Mimi met me at the door and escorted me to room where Coco would join me. I sort of envisioned that Mary had briefed Coco on how to best perform and serve. Coco introduced herself and told me to get ready and lie face down in the donut hole. She started with a slow massage and added light oil to the rubbing.

However, I was impatient right from the start and with my face down I was missing all the visuals. So I said can't we get to the main course (So much for my request for "slow cooking" and in fact Coco seemed dejected. 'You disrupted my plans for you'.) I think Mary actually choreographs a tailor made performance plans for repeat customers. She got over this feeling and by the end of my session we were cuddling and she suggested marriage and asked my age. I said 'you can call me "Yeye" (grandpa in Chinese).

I assume her stratgey was to tantalize and alternate BBBJ / DATY /69. (Mary knows that I don't do well with condoms and BBFS was not an option.) She modulated her intensity to keep me edged. Yes back to "slow cooking". I did pause to massage her because I also needed the visuals of her honey colored body; feeling her contours and crevicses and tasting her glazed pussy. Picture a greedy King Midas groping a pile of gold coins.

She seemed to enjoy exploring the nerve endings all over my glans and frnulum and scrotum (does Mary teach an anatomy class with power point? Ha ha). Near the end of the session I dropped my self control while her head bopped to the music playing and I blasted her tonsils. I guess it's now SOP to show you your cum as a trophy.

She cleaned me and said you come again tomorrow to marry me! Why not? We already had our hoeymoon experience. (I missed seeing Mary today. More needed visuals!

[Beamerman]

I see in the majority of your reviews that Melody has been busy when you guys show up. I know it is best to avoid going around lunchtime starting at 11. By any chance does the foot traffic cool down around 6-7 pm? I know normally it is best to avoid Friday and Saturday but that is probably the only time I can pay a visit.

I'd say evenings are usually less busy since I've been going there but it also helps just to call and make an appointment.

[TucsonMonger]

There have been a few sites that have popped up recently offering the mentioned services so frequently seen on here. All the girls are Asian and have some of the same names that we are all so familiar with recently. Not sure if I should put up the links but I wonder if anyone has seen these and if they are the actual pictures of our friends on these sites. Maybe someone can confirm or deny if these pics are accurate.

Send the link in a PM and someone can check it out.

[MotorboatJones]

Damn, that's rough. But if my girl said that to me, I'd be at Melody everyday and send her the bills!

My wife even told me jokingly about 10 years ago. "I would pay someone to have * with you so I don't have to".

[Chikfilla]

Was on the south east side of town and decided to check out a couple spots.

Stopped in at Z Massage to find Mia. Appeared to be maybe late 20's early 30's, petite spinner with bolt on Ds.

Gave a decent massage, then on the flip, she slipped the cover on and we went to town. She's got a tight little body.

Mish and CG were what I ordered from the menu and no complaints from her.

She cleaned me up and I was on my way. Standard hh and $. 2 donation.

On my way up from there I stopped by Rain to see what was lurking. Two older ladies came to the door.

If you like big saggy tits, one of is right up your alley.

I didn't stay, was just curious.

[ShyNine]

Great write ups guys. The House of M is the best spa I've had the pleasure of frequenting in my years in town.

For me it exceeds sun, AA and WS and they were wonderful.

M does a fantastic job finding exceptional talent and she is amazing with how well she treats us all.

I am missing this already and it's only been 3 days. LOL.

Kiki, Coco, Skylar and Mimi were a lot of fun and I'm happy everyone is enjoying the playtime.

I can't begin to imagine the talent and looks of the women that will grace the House over the next 6 months.

I look forward to reading the praises and returning in the fall.

Of course I'm hoping M will be the first that I get to see and play with!

Enjoy gents,

Shy.

[DripNara]

I see in the majority of your reviews that Melody has been busy when you guys show up. I know it is best to avoid going around lunchtime starting at 11. By any chance does the foot traffic cool down around 6-7 pm? I know normally it is best to avoid Friday and Saturday but that is probably the only time I can pay a visit.

[DaveDream]

These massage spas are keeping marriages alive. I'm guessing everyone on here has a high * drive that is why we all go get a wonderful massage at a Tucson Spa?

I probably would've left my wife years ago if it wasn't for escorts and Spas.

My wife even told me jokingly about 10 years ago. "I would pay someone to have * with you so I don't have to".

I guess I took her up on her offer except I'm the one paying.

Doubt the expense is worth it. There are places that do a punch card and all guys say it goes straight to the garbage because they don't want any incriminating evidence for their wives.

[SteveO003]

There have been a few sites that have popped up recently offering the mentioned services so frequently seen on here. All the girls are Asian and have some of the same names that we are all so familiar with recently. Not sure if I should put up the links but I wonder if anyone has seen these and if they are the actual pictures of our friends on these sites. Maybe someone can confirm or deny if these pics are accurate.

[Luvmall]

Really splendid write-up as always WhiteTail. The summary at the top is a great touch. Makes it easy to scan and decide quickly without losing the detail underneath.

And I'm completely with you on Skylar. All the Melody girls are wonderful but she's definitely one of the standouts right now! Along with Kiki!

Had very similar positive experiences with Kiki, Skyler, and Coco as well. Luvmall you nailed it.

At a certain point when the same names keep showing up across different reviews from different guys... it's not random anymore.

Hard not to keep going back once you find that kind of consistency.

I saw coco as well, just haven't had time to do the write up. I'll get to it shortly.

[Luvmall]

Really splendid write-up as always WhiteTail. The summary at the top is a great touch. Makes it easy to scan and decide quickly without losing the detail underneath.

And I'm completely with you on Skylar. All the Melody girls are wonderful but she's definitely one of the standouts right now! Along with Kiki!

Had very similar positive experiences with Kiki, Skyler, and Coco as well. Luvmall you nailed it.

At a certain point when the same names keep showing up across different reviews from different guys... it's not random anymore.

Hard not to keep going back once you find that kind of consistency.

I saw coco as well, just haven't had time to do the write up. I'll get to it shortly.

[Vlad272]

If I see really good reviews of someone and I go in and see they are a 6-7 in looks, I will still see them because of the GFE and DFK experience. BUT, if I can get both looks and GFE, I'm sold. Emma from last month at Melody comes to mind.

Everything, especially looks is all subjective anyway. Performance is also objective. A lot of opinions are based on experience. For me personally I value the absence of GPS above all else. There is nothing more annoying than a AMP girl or any girl really that has a case of GPS, it completely kills the experience. Looks are subjective but I think everyone can agree that no matter how good a AMP girl looks, if she has a poor attitude and GPS then it's a hard no for me. I really have not ventured outside of Melody in a long while strictly for that opinion. Since Mary took over I have never been to M where I had a girl with a bad attitude. For me that's huge. I do genuinely think that M girls are more attractive than most in my experience, but I have never encountered GPS there. So for me personally there is no reason to go other places. I do appreciate reviews from all my fellow hobbyists here. This forum used to be really dead and now I see new posts everyday. Who would have thought that Tucson would be such a hub of mongering. I lived in SoCal for many years and travel internationally frequently, and this forum is as good if not better than most big cities.

[Harveyspec1069]

Summary (for those with limited reading time): 20 ish, slender, 115-120 lbs, 5'3, 0 scars, no baby damage, D's-MM?, small nips, Close Trim, 7-8/10, great eyes, BBBJBLCIM, CFS, some English, enthusiastic, fun, $$ hour+tip.

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Melody and its staff, and its leadership remain above the others in Tucson. I have always received and been treated with respect and attention during my visits. I have never felt like a client. The nature, environment, and leader make you feel like you must return and continue the relationship.

Really splendid write-up as always WhiteTail. The summary at the top is a great touch. Makes it easy to scan and decide quickly without losing the detail underneath.

And I'm completely with you on Skylar. All the Melody girls are wonderful but she's definitely one of the standouts right now! Along with Kiki!

While in town all last week I was able to accomplish my goal of seeing all the girls. My third visit was with Kiki. Arrived a led back to the room where we got changed and off to the TS. Kiki is shorter with a similar build to Skylar. Once in the shower it was lots of soap, sliding, grinding, licking and biting. Just the way it should be. Then Kiki started with this light touch nail scratch technique from behind that had me about climbing the walls. I can be crazy ticklish and I fought the urge to jump and it made for one of the most intense sensations I've felt it a long time. I was tingling all over and had goosebumps head to toe. Mimi was also excellent at keeping me at the edge and at full attention the entire time. After a bit it was time to roll over. More soapy antics followed along with a great preview BBBJ. We were in the shower for almost 30 minutes and she kept me rock hard the entire time.

Off to the bedroom, face down on the table for more nail scratching that had me squirming. Then the flip, followed by another long and sensual BBBJ. She flipped around for 69 for a short bit but I eventually had her lay down so I could enjoy it a bit more. Daty was great. Tasty, with nice lips to enjoy. After that it was hat on and off to the races in mish. Finished in mish, and caught our breathe. Kiki cleaned me up and helped me dress. Before I left, all 5 girls came in the room for hugs and kisses. Mary was trying to convince me to stay for a double header but I had a meeting I had to be at. Also finally got to see coco, and can't wait to try her out. As usual, Melody is the top spot, probably in the state even (I've been to all the places in phx over the years). Can't wait to come back for coco.

Had very similar positive experiences with Kiki, Skyler, and Coco as well. Luvmall you nailed it.

At a certain point when the same names keep showing up across different reviews from different guys... it's not random anymore.

Hard not to keep going back once you find that kind of consistency.

[Harveyspec1069]

Doubt the expense is worth it. There are places that do a punch card and all guys say it goes straight to the garbage because they don't want any incriminating evidence for their wives.

You don't build around edge-case fear. You build around repeat behavior.

If someone's entire decision tree is built around "what if I get caught," they're not the target user for something like this anyway. Those guys aren't optimizing for value, they're optimizing for risk avoidance. Different lane.

For everyone else. This is just basic behavior.

The behavior already exists. Repeat visits, favorites, frequency. It's built in.

A simple loyalty program just aligns with what's already happening.

And the "getting caught by wife" argument feels overstated.

We're talking about something the size of a business card. If someone wants discretion, they'll handle discretion. Same way they already handle everything else.

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What actually matters is this:

If you're already showing up a few times a month. You're already a regular.

At that point, why not get something back for it?

You're doing the same thing you were going to do anyway. Now it just pays you back a little.

And it doesn't have to be big.

A small perk here and there. A discount every few visits. That adds up fast if you're already in rotation.

It's not about being cheap.

It's about getting rewarded for consistency.

The guys who are already in that lane know exactly what I mean.

You find a spot that delivers. You go back. You build favorites. And before you know it, you're there more often than you planned.

If that's already your pattern, a loyalty setup just makes it even better.

Same experience. Same lineup. Just with a little extra upside baked in.

At that point, it's not really a question.

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DaveDream's restaurant analogy from a few days ago was on point.

Think about any restaurant you hit a few times a month.

You're not going because of a loyalty program. You're going because its good.

The loyalty program just makes a pattern that already exists pay you back a little.

If the restaurant start rewarding that behavior, nothing changes on your end.

You just get more out of it.

That behavior is already there where there is extra incentive or not.

Now it's about recognizing that behavior so we get more bang for our buck. Who doesn't want that?

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Mary, I hope you are reading this!!