Massage Parlor Reports

[ShyNine]

Great write ups guys. The House of M is the best spa I've had the pleasure of frequenting in my years in town.

For me it exceeds sun, AA and WS and they were wonderful.

M does a fantastic job finding exceptional talent and she is amazing with how well she treats us all.

I am missing this already and it's only been 3 days. LOL.

Kiki, Coco, Skylar and Mimi were a lot of fun and I'm happy everyone is enjoying the playtime.

I can't begin to imagine the talent and looks of the women that will grace the House over the next 6 months.

I look forward to reading the praises and returning in the fall.

Of course I'm hoping M will be the first that I get to see and play with!

Enjoy gents,

Shy.

[DripNara]

I see in the majority of your reviews that Melody has been busy when you guys show up. I know it is best to avoid going around lunchtime starting at 11. By any chance does the foot traffic cool down around 6-7 pm? I know normally it is best to avoid Friday and Saturday but that is probably the only time I can pay a visit.

[DaveDream]

These massage spas are keeping marriages alive. I'm guessing everyone on here has a high * drive that is why we all go get a wonderful massage at a Tucson Spa?

I probably would've left my wife years ago if it wasn't for escorts and Spas.

My wife even told me jokingly about 10 years ago. "I would pay someone to have * with you so I don't have to".

I guess I took her up on her offer except I'm the one paying.

Doubt the expense is worth it. There are places that do a punch card and all guys say it goes straight to the garbage because they don't want any incriminating evidence for their wives.

[SteveO003]

There have been a few sites that have popped up recently offering the mentioned services so frequently seen on here. All the girls are Asian and have some of the same names that we are all so familiar with recently. Not sure if I should put up the links but I wonder if anyone has seen these and if they are the actual pictures of our friends on these sites. Maybe someone can confirm or deny if these pics are accurate.

[Luvmall]

Really splendid write-up as always WhiteTail. The summary at the top is a great touch. Makes it easy to scan and decide quickly without losing the detail underneath.

And I'm completely with you on Skylar. All the Melody girls are wonderful but she's definitely one of the standouts right now! Along with Kiki!

Had very similar positive experiences with Kiki, Skyler, and Coco as well. Luvmall you nailed it.

At a certain point when the same names keep showing up across different reviews from different guys... it's not random anymore.

Hard not to keep going back once you find that kind of consistency.

I saw coco as well, just haven't had time to do the write up. I'll get to it shortly.

[Luvmall]

Really splendid write-up as always WhiteTail. The summary at the top is a great touch. Makes it easy to scan and decide quickly without losing the detail underneath.

And I'm completely with you on Skylar. All the Melody girls are wonderful but she's definitely one of the standouts right now! Along with Kiki!

Had very similar positive experiences with Kiki, Skyler, and Coco as well. Luvmall you nailed it.

At a certain point when the same names keep showing up across different reviews from different guys... it's not random anymore.

Hard not to keep going back once you find that kind of consistency.

I saw coco as well, just haven't had time to do the write up. I'll get to it shortly.

[Vlad272]

If I see really good reviews of someone and I go in and see they are a 6-7 in looks, I will still see them because of the GFE and DFK experience. BUT, if I can get both looks and GFE, I'm sold. Emma from last month at Melody comes to mind.

Everything, especially looks is all subjective anyway. Performance is also objective. A lot of opinions are based on experience. For me personally I value the absence of GPS above all else. There is nothing more annoying than a AMP girl or any girl really that has a case of GPS, it completely kills the experience. Looks are subjective but I think everyone can agree that no matter how good a AMP girl looks, if she has a poor attitude and GPS then it's a hard no for me. I really have not ventured outside of Melody in a long while strictly for that opinion. Since Mary took over I have never been to M where I had a girl with a bad attitude. For me that's huge. I do genuinely think that M girls are more attractive than most in my experience, but I have never encountered GPS there. So for me personally there is no reason to go other places. I do appreciate reviews from all my fellow hobbyists here. This forum used to be really dead and now I see new posts everyday. Who would have thought that Tucson would be such a hub of mongering. I lived in SoCal for many years and travel internationally frequently, and this forum is as good if not better than most big cities.

[Harveyspec1069]

Summary (for those with limited reading time): 20 ish, slender, 115-120 lbs, 5'3, 0 scars, no baby damage, D's-MM?, small nips, Close Trim, 7-8/10, great eyes, BBBJBLCIM, CFS, some English, enthusiastic, fun, $$ hour+tip.

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Melody and its staff, and its leadership remain above the others in Tucson. I have always received and been treated with respect and attention during my visits. I have never felt like a client. The nature, environment, and leader make you feel like you must return and continue the relationship.

Really splendid write-up as always WhiteTail. The summary at the top is a great touch. Makes it easy to scan and decide quickly without losing the detail underneath.

And I'm completely with you on Skylar. All the Melody girls are wonderful but she's definitely one of the standouts right now! Along with Kiki!

While in town all last week I was able to accomplish my goal of seeing all the girls. My third visit was with Kiki. Arrived a led back to the room where we got changed and off to the TS. Kiki is shorter with a similar build to Skylar. Once in the shower it was lots of soap, sliding, grinding, licking and biting. Just the way it should be. Then Kiki started with this light touch nail scratch technique from behind that had me about climbing the walls. I can be crazy ticklish and I fought the urge to jump and it made for one of the most intense sensations I've felt it a long time. I was tingling all over and had goosebumps head to toe. Mimi was also excellent at keeping me at the edge and at full attention the entire time. After a bit it was time to roll over. More soapy antics followed along with a great preview BBBJ. We were in the shower for almost 30 minutes and she kept me rock hard the entire time.

Off to the bedroom, face down on the table for more nail scratching that had me squirming. Then the flip, followed by another long and sensual BBBJ. She flipped around for 69 for a short bit but I eventually had her lay down so I could enjoy it a bit more. Daty was great. Tasty, with nice lips to enjoy. After that it was hat on and off to the races in mish. Finished in mish, and caught our breathe. Kiki cleaned me up and helped me dress. Before I left, all 5 girls came in the room for hugs and kisses. Mary was trying to convince me to stay for a double header but I had a meeting I had to be at. Also finally got to see coco, and can't wait to try her out. As usual, Melody is the top spot, probably in the state even (I've been to all the places in phx over the years). Can't wait to come back for coco.

Had very similar positive experiences with Kiki, Skyler, and Coco as well. Luvmall you nailed it.

At a certain point when the same names keep showing up across different reviews from different guys... it's not random anymore.

Hard not to keep going back once you find that kind of consistency.

[Harveyspec1069]

Doubt the expense is worth it. There are places that do a punch card and all guys say it goes straight to the garbage because they don't want any incriminating evidence for their wives.

You don't build around edge-case fear. You build around repeat behavior.

If someone's entire decision tree is built around "what if I get caught," they're not the target user for something like this anyway. Those guys aren't optimizing for value, they're optimizing for risk avoidance. Different lane.

For everyone else. This is just basic behavior.

The behavior already exists. Repeat visits, favorites, frequency. It's built in.

A simple loyalty program just aligns with what's already happening.

And the "getting caught by wife" argument feels overstated.

We're talking about something the size of a business card. If someone wants discretion, they'll handle discretion. Same way they already handle everything else.

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What actually matters is this:

If you're already showing up a few times a month. You're already a regular.

At that point, why not get something back for it?

You're doing the same thing you were going to do anyway. Now it just pays you back a little.

And it doesn't have to be big.

A small perk here and there. A discount every few visits. That adds up fast if you're already in rotation.

It's not about being cheap.

It's about getting rewarded for consistency.

The guys who are already in that lane know exactly what I mean.

You find a spot that delivers. You go back. You build favorites. And before you know it, you're there more often than you planned.

If that's already your pattern, a loyalty setup just makes it even better.

Same experience. Same lineup. Just with a little extra upside baked in.

At that point, it's not really a question.

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DaveDream's restaurant analogy from a few days ago was on point.

Think about any restaurant you hit a few times a month.

You're not going because of a loyalty program. You're going because its good.

The loyalty program just makes a pattern that already exists pay you back a little.

If the restaurant start rewarding that behavior, nothing changes on your end.

You just get more out of it.

That behavior is already there where there is extra incentive or not.

Now it's about recognizing that behavior so we get more bang for our buck. Who doesn't want that?

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Mary, I hope you are reading this!!

[AZPete]

I saw Linda at Sakura. She's short with a pretty face and a curvy figure for a small lady. She gave me a very good massage that finished with teasing soft touches. On the flip she undressed and has very nice C cup breasts. She started BJ and then we finished in cowgirl. I will see her again.

[Ikkyu Sojunn]

Noticing a pretty big shift in the quality of reviews lately.

Before, a lot of posts felt like they were just hitting the surface. Basics were covered, but the parts that actually help someone make a decision were missing.

Lately. That's changed.

More detail. Better pacing. More context around the experience instead of just listing it out.

You can tell people are putting more thought into what they're writing, and it shows.

Good work all around. This is the kind of stuff that actually makes the board useful.

And Vlad offered some very wise words of wisdom here:

That's really the core of it.

Share your experience. Add context. Compare within the lane.

Everything else tends to sort itself out.

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Keep up the good work, fellow Monger bros!

These are the kind of reviews that help us find where the best pussy is at, which is the #1 paramount goal of the forum.

These are the kind of reviews that make better decisions easier! And get the most bang for our buck!

The forums have been quiet for years. Almost to the point of ignoring it. Now that we have stuff to talk about, we're rebuilding the community. Lift up your bros and share. I for one don't want to go back to rolling the dice on sketchy houses.

[Ghedo Kramer]

I say Mary gives us a punch card so after we see all of the 4 ladies there before they leave, we get a 1/2 off session with her.

Doubt the expense is worth it. There are places that do a punch card and all guys say it goes straight to the garbage because they don't want any incriminating evidence for their wives.

[Harveyspec1069]

Noticing a pretty big shift in the quality of reviews lately.

Before, a lot of posts felt like they were just hitting the surface. Basics were covered, but the parts that actually help someone make a decision were missing.

Lately. That's changed.

More detail. Better pacing. More context around the experience instead of just listing it out.

You can tell people are putting more thought into what they're writing, and it shows.

Good work all around. This is the kind of stuff that actually makes the board useful.

And Vlad offered some very wise words of wisdom here:

I have seen lots of people going back and forth on here about nonsense. Not enough information, too much information, the " standard " of looks blah blah. Here is my take for what it's worth. My reviews are based off my experience, the performance is based off of performance of other AMP girls. Looks are compared to other AMP girls. If you are in some kind of disagreement with anyone's reviews. Don't read them. Or here is a thought, go see for yourself.

That's really the core of it.

Share your experience. Add context. Compare within the lane.

Everything else tends to sort itself out.

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Keep up the good work, fellow Monger bros!

These are the kind of reviews that help us find where the best pussy is at, which is the #1 paramount goal of the forum.

These are the kind of reviews that make better decisions easier! And get the most bang for our buck!

[DaveDream]

If I see really good reviews of someone and I go in and see they are a 6-7 in looks, I will still see them because of the GFE and DFK experience. BUT, if I can get both looks and GFE, I'm sold. Emma from last month at Melody comes to mind.

My question is: Why are you willing to settle and pay anything less than an 8, for either category? Doesn't matter to me if it's performance or looks, if I don't get what I consider pretty high quality that checks both boxes, I drive away with Buyers Remorse.

[TenSleep]

When there's new talent at a spa I usually go there first to meet all the ladies instead of scheduling an appointment based on reviews.

Last time I was at Melody, I walked in and was greeted by Ashley. It was super busy and I wanted to meet all the ladies to decide which one was my type but only met Ashley. She told me to wait in a room and she would bring someone in soon. I always read the reviews of meeting all the ladies on your way out. I like meeting all the ladies on my way in. I try to go when the parking lot has one or two cars in it.

I'll take a slutty 6 or 7 in looks as long as it's GFE. I've seen a few escorts that are 9-10's that could be a supermodel but are a dead fish in the bedroom.

My question is: Why are you willing to settle and pay anything less than an 8, for either category? Doesn't matter to me if it's performance or looks, if I don't get what I consider pretty high quality that checks both boxes, I drive away with Buyers Remorse.