Massage Parlor Reports

[DaveDream]

These massage spas are keeping marriages alive. I'm guessing everyone on here has a high * drive that is why we all go get a wonderful massage at a Tucson Spa?

I probably would've left my wife years ago if it wasn't for escorts and Spas.

My wife even told me jokingly about 10 years ago. "I would pay someone to have * with you so I don't have to".

I guess I took her up on her offer except I'm the one paying.

Doubt the expense is worth it. There are places that do a punch card and all guys say it goes straight to the garbage because they don't want any incriminating evidence for their wives.

[SteveO003]

There have been a few sites that have popped up recently offering the mentioned services so frequently seen on here. All the girls are Asian and have some of the same names that we are all so familiar with recently. Not sure if I should put up the links but I wonder if anyone has seen these and if they are the actual pictures of our friends on these sites. Maybe someone can confirm or deny if these pics are accurate.

[Luvmall]

Really splendid write-up as always WhiteTail. The summary at the top is a great touch. Makes it easy to scan and decide quickly without losing the detail underneath.

And I'm completely with you on Skylar. All the Melody girls are wonderful but she's definitely one of the standouts right now! Along with Kiki!

Had very similar positive experiences with Kiki, Skyler, and Coco as well. Luvmall you nailed it.

At a certain point when the same names keep showing up across different reviews from different guys... it's not random anymore.

Hard not to keep going back once you find that kind of consistency.

I saw coco as well, just haven't had time to do the write up. I'll get to it shortly.

[Luvmall]

Really splendid write-up as always WhiteTail. The summary at the top is a great touch. Makes it easy to scan and decide quickly without losing the detail underneath.

And I'm completely with you on Skylar. All the Melody girls are wonderful but she's definitely one of the standouts right now! Along with Kiki!

Had very similar positive experiences with Kiki, Skyler, and Coco as well. Luvmall you nailed it.

At a certain point when the same names keep showing up across different reviews from different guys... it's not random anymore.

Hard not to keep going back once you find that kind of consistency.

I saw coco as well, just haven't had time to do the write up. I'll get to it shortly.

[Vlad272]

If I see really good reviews of someone and I go in and see they are a 6-7 in looks, I will still see them because of the GFE and DFK experience. BUT, if I can get both looks and GFE, I'm sold. Emma from last month at Melody comes to mind.

Everything, especially looks is all subjective anyway. Performance is also objective. A lot of opinions are based on experience. For me personally I value the absence of GPS above all else. There is nothing more annoying than a AMP girl or any girl really that has a case of GPS, it completely kills the experience. Looks are subjective but I think everyone can agree that no matter how good a AMP girl looks, if she has a poor attitude and GPS then it's a hard no for me. I really have not ventured outside of Melody in a long while strictly for that opinion. Since Mary took over I have never been to M where I had a girl with a bad attitude. For me that's huge. I do genuinely think that M girls are more attractive than most in my experience, but I have never encountered GPS there. So for me personally there is no reason to go other places. I do appreciate reviews from all my fellow hobbyists here. This forum used to be really dead and now I see new posts everyday. Who would have thought that Tucson would be such a hub of mongering. I lived in SoCal for many years and travel internationally frequently, and this forum is as good if not better than most big cities.

[Harveyspec1069]

Summary (for those with limited reading time): 20 ish, slender, 115-120 lbs, 5'3, 0 scars, no baby damage, D's-MM?, small nips, Close Trim, 7-8/10, great eyes, BBBJBLCIM, CFS, some English, enthusiastic, fun, $$ hour+tip.

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Melody and its staff, and its leadership remain above the others in Tucson. I have always received and been treated with respect and attention during my visits. I have never felt like a client. The nature, environment, and leader make you feel like you must return and continue the relationship.

Really splendid write-up as always WhiteTail. The summary at the top is a great touch. Makes it easy to scan and decide quickly without losing the detail underneath.

And I'm completely with you on Skylar. All the Melody girls are wonderful but she's definitely one of the standouts right now! Along with Kiki!

While in town all last week I was able to accomplish my goal of seeing all the girls. My third visit was with Kiki. Arrived a led back to the room where we got changed and off to the TS. Kiki is shorter with a similar build to Skylar. Once in the shower it was lots of soap, sliding, grinding, licking and biting. Just the way it should be. Then Kiki started with this light touch nail scratch technique from behind that had me about climbing the walls. I can be crazy ticklish and I fought the urge to jump and it made for one of the most intense sensations I've felt it a long time. I was tingling all over and had goosebumps head to toe. Mimi was also excellent at keeping me at the edge and at full attention the entire time. After a bit it was time to roll over. More soapy antics followed along with a great preview BBBJ. We were in the shower for almost 30 minutes and she kept me rock hard the entire time.

Off to the bedroom, face down on the table for more nail scratching that had me squirming. Then the flip, followed by another long and sensual BBBJ. She flipped around for 69 for a short bit but I eventually had her lay down so I could enjoy it a bit more. Daty was great. Tasty, with nice lips to enjoy. After that it was hat on and off to the races in mish. Finished in mish, and caught our breathe. Kiki cleaned me up and helped me dress. Before I left, all 5 girls came in the room for hugs and kisses. Mary was trying to convince me to stay for a double header but I had a meeting I had to be at. Also finally got to see coco, and can't wait to try her out. As usual, Melody is the top spot, probably in the state even (I've been to all the places in phx over the years). Can't wait to come back for coco.

Had very similar positive experiences with Kiki, Skyler, and Coco as well. Luvmall you nailed it.

At a certain point when the same names keep showing up across different reviews from different guys... it's not random anymore.

Hard not to keep going back once you find that kind of consistency.

[Harveyspec1069]

Doubt the expense is worth it. There are places that do a punch card and all guys say it goes straight to the garbage because they don't want any incriminating evidence for their wives.

You don't build around edge-case fear. You build around repeat behavior.

If someone's entire decision tree is built around "what if I get caught," they're not the target user for something like this anyway. Those guys aren't optimizing for value, they're optimizing for risk avoidance. Different lane.

For everyone else. This is just basic behavior.

The behavior already exists. Repeat visits, favorites, frequency. It's built in.

A simple loyalty program just aligns with what's already happening.

And the "getting caught by wife" argument feels overstated.

We're talking about something the size of a business card. If someone wants discretion, they'll handle discretion. Same way they already handle everything else.

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What actually matters is this:

If you're already showing up a few times a month. You're already a regular.

At that point, why not get something back for it?

You're doing the same thing you were going to do anyway. Now it just pays you back a little.

And it doesn't have to be big.

A small perk here and there. A discount every few visits. That adds up fast if you're already in rotation.

It's not about being cheap.

It's about getting rewarded for consistency.

The guys who are already in that lane know exactly what I mean.

You find a spot that delivers. You go back. You build favorites. And before you know it, you're there more often than you planned.

If that's already your pattern, a loyalty setup just makes it even better.

Same experience. Same lineup. Just with a little extra upside baked in.

At that point, it's not really a question.

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DaveDream's restaurant analogy from a few days ago was on point.

Think about any restaurant you hit a few times a month.

You're not going because of a loyalty program. You're going because its good.

The loyalty program just makes a pattern that already exists pay you back a little.

If the restaurant start rewarding that behavior, nothing changes on your end.

You just get more out of it.

That behavior is already there where there is extra incentive or not.

Now it's about recognizing that behavior so we get more bang for our buck. Who doesn't want that?

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Mary, I hope you are reading this!!

[AZPete]

I saw Linda at Sakura. She's short with a pretty face and a curvy figure for a small lady. She gave me a very good massage that finished with teasing soft touches. On the flip she undressed and has very nice C cup breasts. She started BJ and then we finished in cowgirl. I will see her again.

[Ikkyu Sojunn]

Noticing a pretty big shift in the quality of reviews lately.

Before, a lot of posts felt like they were just hitting the surface. Basics were covered, but the parts that actually help someone make a decision were missing.

Lately. That's changed.

More detail. Better pacing. More context around the experience instead of just listing it out.

You can tell people are putting more thought into what they're writing, and it shows.

Good work all around. This is the kind of stuff that actually makes the board useful.

And Vlad offered some very wise words of wisdom here:

That's really the core of it.

Share your experience. Add context. Compare within the lane.

Everything else tends to sort itself out.

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Keep up the good work, fellow Monger bros!

These are the kind of reviews that help us find where the best pussy is at, which is the #1 paramount goal of the forum.

These are the kind of reviews that make better decisions easier! And get the most bang for our buck!

The forums have been quiet for years. Almost to the point of ignoring it. Now that we have stuff to talk about, we're rebuilding the community. Lift up your bros and share. I for one don't want to go back to rolling the dice on sketchy houses.

[Ghedo Kramer]

I say Mary gives us a punch card so after we see all of the 4 ladies there before they leave, we get a 1/2 off session with her.

Doubt the expense is worth it. There are places that do a punch card and all guys say it goes straight to the garbage because they don't want any incriminating evidence for their wives.

[Harveyspec1069]

Noticing a pretty big shift in the quality of reviews lately.

Before, a lot of posts felt like they were just hitting the surface. Basics were covered, but the parts that actually help someone make a decision were missing.

Lately. That's changed.

More detail. Better pacing. More context around the experience instead of just listing it out.

You can tell people are putting more thought into what they're writing, and it shows.

Good work all around. This is the kind of stuff that actually makes the board useful.

And Vlad offered some very wise words of wisdom here:

I have seen lots of people going back and forth on here about nonsense. Not enough information, too much information, the " standard " of looks blah blah. Here is my take for what it's worth. My reviews are based off my experience, the performance is based off of performance of other AMP girls. Looks are compared to other AMP girls. If you are in some kind of disagreement with anyone's reviews. Don't read them. Or here is a thought, go see for yourself.

That's really the core of it.

Share your experience. Add context. Compare within the lane.

Everything else tends to sort itself out.

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Keep up the good work, fellow Monger bros!

These are the kind of reviews that help us find where the best pussy is at, which is the #1 paramount goal of the forum.

These are the kind of reviews that make better decisions easier! And get the most bang for our buck!

[DaveDream]

If I see really good reviews of someone and I go in and see they are a 6-7 in looks, I will still see them because of the GFE and DFK experience. BUT, if I can get both looks and GFE, I'm sold. Emma from last month at Melody comes to mind.

My question is: Why are you willing to settle and pay anything less than an 8, for either category? Doesn't matter to me if it's performance or looks, if I don't get what I consider pretty high quality that checks both boxes, I drive away with Buyers Remorse.

[TenSleep]

When there's new talent at a spa I usually go there first to meet all the ladies instead of scheduling an appointment based on reviews.

Last time I was at Melody, I walked in and was greeted by Ashley. It was super busy and I wanted to meet all the ladies to decide which one was my type but only met Ashley. She told me to wait in a room and she would bring someone in soon. I always read the reviews of meeting all the ladies on your way out. I like meeting all the ladies on my way in. I try to go when the parking lot has one or two cars in it.

I'll take a slutty 6 or 7 in looks as long as it's GFE. I've seen a few escorts that are 9-10's that could be a supermodel but are a dead fish in the bedroom.

My question is: Why are you willing to settle and pay anything less than an 8, for either category? Doesn't matter to me if it's performance or looks, if I don't get what I consider pretty high quality that checks both boxes, I drive away with Buyers Remorse.

[WhiteTail2424]

Summary (for those with limited reading time): 20 ish, slender, 115-120 lbs, 5'3, 0 scars, no baby damage, D's-MM?, small nips, Close Trim, 7-8/10, great eyes, BBBJBLCIM, CFS, some English, enthusiastic, fun, massage 5/10, $$ hour+tip.

Planned a visit last Friday to M, requested Skylar or Mimi as I had not spent time with either of them. Neither was available in the late morning, but Skylar was available later in the afternoon. Appointment set for Skylar. On arrival, the parking lot was full, not usually a good sign at any of the local spas. As I entered, the inner door opened and a cute 20 ish girl smiled, invited me in, took my hand, and introduced herself as Skylar. As she led me down the hall to the room, I had a nice view of her bouncing behind and my imagination started to kick in.

In the room, she closed the door, and gave me a big hug, squishing her D mounds into my chest as she pulled me tight and kissed me her tongue and lips working wetly on my upper lip, pulling it into her mouth and then sucking on them. Her tongue danced with mine as she thrust it deeply into my mouth. Her hand reached down to feel my engorging cock, then she pulled away and told me to undress. I did so with her watching, then as I stood there with my dick and nuts exposed to her appreciative eyes she slowly wiggled out of her dress. Once naked she turned away for me to appraise her backside, then as to tempt me further while standing she bent over and wiggled her bottom. My dick was at attention by now, and when she asked about massage I responded with "later. " She accepted the invitation, grabbed a pillow, and placed it on the massage table next to the mirror and told me to lie down. Once in place, Skylar went to the foot of the table, scampered up onto it and spread my legs aligning her face with my cock, then holding it like a popsicle she began to lick up one side then down the other from base to tip, she would occasionally pause hold onto me and shake it, slapping it against her tongue while looking up at me with those gorgeous eyes, then smile before resuming her oral work. I propped my shoulders and neck up with the pillow so I could enjoy the wonderful visual aspect of her working. She worked with a smooth rhythm but still pausing often enough that I didn't become desensitized. She continued for 10 minutes varying her path and timing, at one point I directed her free hand to cradle and finger my balls and taint adding to the sensation. As she could tell I was fully aroused, she paused, looked at me, and asked if I wanted to lick her pussy. Absolutely of course, so without letting go of my dick she spun around and lifted her left leg over my face positioning her pink, smooth slit over my mouth. In this, 69 position, I was able to taste her juice and tongue her kitty and clit while she began to suck me into her mouth and throat. While enjoying her pussy with my tongue and lips I used the tips of my fingers to squeeze her tight butt cheeks, and with a moist finger circle the rim of her butthole.

As I concentrated on my efforts, I forgot about my member in her mouth, and started to lose my hardness. However, I was rewarded by Skylar's increased vocalizations and found her putting more pressure on my face and tongue as she pushed her vulva and clit down on me. She moved her butt back farther towards me and sat more upright on my face pulling her mouth of my dick but still jerking it with her hand as she did so. The subtle movements of her hips, rubbing her pussy on my face with increased pressure, lasted only a few moments, and she said she was going to cum. Well, maybe she did or did not, she was plenty wet, and I enjoyed the fun no matter what! Things then slowed for a bit, eventually, she lifted her hips up and removed the leg straddling my face to stand by the side of the table. Letting go of my member, she grabbed a moist towelette, and wiped herself off, then reaching for another towel she gently wiped my lips and face, removing her juice which covered my face.

We were now well into my hour. She asked if I wanted to fuck, I said that with my ED that BJ was more likely to produce a satisfactory finish for me. She then undertook that as her mission. She then fluffed up my pillow, had me lie back again and took her position squatting between my spread thighs and began to work on my cock with her lips taking me deeply into her mouth and flicking her tongue on the sensitive underside of my glans while in her mouth. She remembered to tickle my balls at the same time, and I could feel the sensation building but just could not fire away into the pretty face between my legs. Skylar would not give up, when I suggested she stop, she looked disappointed then smiled. Stood up and I did also, then without a second thought she lay down on her side on the table grabbed my tumescent dick and pulled it to her mouth, sucking, and smacking her lips. I could see and feel how hard she was sucking but I could also see her cheeks pulled inward as she increased the suction as the shaft pushed deeply into her throat, everything felt great, and I continued to watch and work as she tried to get me off, I finally pulled out of her mouth and took my dick in hand while I guided her lips and tongue to my balls. I continued to massage my cock while her wet tongue wiped and tickled my nuts and taint, she even applied pressure to my BH with her finger.

I again felt close to ejaculation when the door opened and Mary stepped in, took a close look smiled, said something in Chinese to Skylar then exited. The brief interruption stalled my rise to ejaculate but Skylar only resumed with increased vigor and I continued to return to the same level, but within a few minutes the door again opened and Mary returned to the room and spoke with Skylar who then got up and exited the room. (I assume she had another appointment and M was keeping the system under control). Mary smiled at me and remained in the room, she asked my to get on the table, I assumed she was going to give me a great back massage so I lay prone on the table, but Mary told me to flip and put the pillow under my head and shoulders. Then Mary got on the table between my legs and began to work my dick with her mouth. I was delighted but a bit embarrassed, since even with Mary's fantastic BJ skills I could not get off. It was so nice to see her look at me with my dick coming out of her mouth, just wish it had been stiffy. I told Mary that it was not going to happen for me this day and that I would plan to enjoy it with her another time. She nodded and smiled. She then cleaned me up, dried me off. Picked up my undershorts where I had folded them held them up and guided each of my legs into them. She then did the same with my shorts, only allowing me to button and fasten the belt. Each individual sock was held for me and my foot inserted and the sock pulled up. This was followed by my t-shirt, held open and placed over my head and my arms guided through the sleeves. I did slip on my own shoes while Mary went to get the bottle of water then hugged me and led me to the door.

Melody and its staff, and its leadership remain above the others in Tucson. I have always received and been treated with respect and attention during my visits. I have never felt like a client. The nature, environment, and leader make you feel like you must return and continue the relationship.

[Harveyspec1069]

I say Mary gives us a punch card so after we see all of the 4 ladies there before they leave, we get a 1/2 off session with her.

This is one of those ideas that initially sounds like a joke... until you realize it's just good policy!

I'll bring it up next time I see the Queen in her palace.

If you think about it logically... You don't walk straight into the throne room anyway. You must pass through the court first.

Only right the regulars get rewarded for putting in the rounds...maybe this can be like a House of M Loyalty Club Card?

Dave, you're a genius!