Massage Parlor Reports

[YungRaggerJ]

Yeah, I was there a couple days ago and I had to wait as well. Almost 20 minutes. No doubt Honey is a very sweet gal. Great attitude lovely to look at. When I was younger, couple of decades ago I certainly looked forward to this type of dining experience. However, I'm an older guy now, and I kinda like it slowed down a bit. I'm not being judgmental. It's a me Thing. As I age the smorgasbord experience isn't as attractive, what I'm looking for is a provider that gets to know me and understands sometimes I like to do one thing and sometimes I like to do another without feeling rushed or hurried.

Ever since Covid I haven't found providers that stay in one place. I used to have two providers in Hacienda Heights that were there every week, both Hot and both very attentive. I got to know each one of them very well and when I would show up, they knew exactly what kind of person I am and what I liked, Not to mention, would give a great massage, even after the deed was done. Sadly, those experiences are far and few between. Most full-service places now rotate like hell, Which I totally get if you are a young Turk strutting your stuff! So, in the meantime, I'll live vicariously through you young guys and reminisce about the days when I could do that stuff too. Perhaps I'll get lucky in the future, and find some provider that sticks around and knows what I desire.

DB

You aren't wrong, DB. I'm on the younger side, and sometimes I don't even feel like plowing the new girl in town. I definitely prefer having some kind of connection or history with a girl first. But just when the chemistry starts to build. Poof, they're gone. That's exactly why I've asked for their number but even that can feel like a big step.

[Instantcummer]

We've all been there, my friend. You'd be surprised how much this thing happens in popular spots as well. I agree with Vulva Nut that you really TOFTT and you still provided an excellent review of this spa.

The bad need to be acknowledged as much as the good here.

Since you've been supportive of my come up, I'll just DM you a recommendation on one of my gatekept locations.

They'll give you the full red carpet treatment.

Thank you so much at Warjackhammer!

Believe it or not, it's one of your reviews that influenced my decision moving to LA, along with my work. LOL.

It's good to know that this community really is a community and not just a glaze fest. It's also hard to believe that my shitty experience is relatable and valued.

I know we talked in the DMs but these guys should know that you're really a good dude who has some really crazy TGTBT intel.

I'll be making my next appointment per your recommendation with guaranteed confidence!

Don't worry, brother, my lips are sealed after this.

[Jrp21]

New girl Sasa at Star today. Other two girls on the lineup are Vivi and Amy.

Sasa is gorgeous! IDK why she seemed very familiar but she said it's her first time working in LA. I could see some thinking she's mid 20's but she's about 30.5'2". Very pretty face with full pink lips and perfect teeth. Make up nicely done. Long dark hair. Looks like she could be in photoshoots. Definitely one of the prettiest girls I've seen at AMPs. Very nice MM C Cups. Slim frame, vertical scar on abdomen, small Asian ass you can still grab. She's got a very pleasant soft voice.

Inside the room she says one minute, leaves and I start undressing. She comes back in fairly quick and helps me undress. I hop on the table for a massage but she just kinda ran her hands around my body then the crack. So skip the massage gents. I hear undressing and she starts rubbing her warm tits on my ass and back. Then comes up and starts kissing my neck and ears. She's got very soft full lips. Tells me to flip. Hops on laying on top of me and goes for DFK. She's a good kisser. Suck her nice tits. I'm grinding here to try to initiate some p2 p, doesn't happen. She goes down to BBBJ, no teeth and lots of eye contact. Shimmies to 69. Very beautiful shaved small ass and pussy. The very slightest amount of meat to grab. Clean hygiene. She got very wet and very reactive to DATY. Threw in some DATO for good measure. Hops off 69 and asks if I'm hungry and want more. So she sits on my face and I continue DATY with juices flowing haha. Cover comes on and she rides in ACG. But drops in slowly because she said she just came back from a 2 month break. She was extremely tight. RCG afterwards. She then says fuck me so we get into mish with plenty of DFK. Then I ask for doggy. Very nice view of her petite small frame. Cute little ass. She feels me getting close to busting and she starts reaching down and rubbing my asshole LOL. Blow here. Cleanup and it was a damn good sesh. Eye candy and good service. Her English is good. No translator need. She's got personality and will converse with you.

40 hhr.

140 tip.

[Dildo Baggens]

Yeah, I was there a couple days ago and I had to wait as well. Almost 20 minutes. No doubt Honey is a very sweet gal. Great attitude lovely to look at. When I was younger, couple of decades ago I certainly looked forward to this type of dining experience. However, I'm an older guy now, and I kinda like it slowed down a bit. I'm not being judgmental. It's a me Thing. As I age the smorgasbord experience isn't as attractive, what I'm looking for is a provider that gets to know me and understands sometimes I like to do one thing and sometimes I like to do another without feeling rushed or hurried.

Ever since Covid I haven't found providers that stay in one place. I used to have two providers in Hacienda Heights that were there every week, both Hot and both very attentive. I got to know each one of them very well and when I would show up, they knew exactly what kind of person I am and what I liked, Not to mention, would give a great massage, even after the deed was done. Sadly, those experiences are far and few between. Most full-service places now rotate like hell, Which I totally get if you are a young Turk strutting your stuff! So, in the meantime, I'll live vicariously through you young guys and reminisce about the days when I could do that stuff too. Perhaps I'll get lucky in the future, and find some provider that sticks around and knows what I desire.

DB

I was in the area so I stopped by with appointment. I got there 10 min early and Honey made me wait because apparently she was deep cleaning herself for me. Since she normally makes you lay down for her special massage I decided to test her today to see how deep she cleaned herself. Had her on all fours and inspected both holes with my tongue for a change. She definitely cleaned herself because no scent and everything looked and tasted amazing. She then had me lay down and did her ritual. The way she worked her magic you could have sworn she was a vegan with all that salad she enjoys. Switched over to 69 and I told her no next steps until she was satisfied with my oral skills. Must have done a good job because she was pounding her pussy all over my face while telling me she loved me. That's all I needed to hear and told her we were ready to continue but she said 5 more minutes and camel slid up and down my nose and chin. My new fetish unlocked is now being smothered until I tap for breath. She gave me a quick question on which hole I wanted and I told her ladies choice and she was quick to shove me deep in her tiny back door. The position was odd but amazing. She went cowgirl with one leg over the side of my shoulder and one on her knee. Had me controlling her cheeks and told me to grab her hips and pound it. Her moaning and I love you turned me on more than being in her ass. Finally begged me to cum and after she only pulled out half way and squeezed my balls with one hand and my tip with her hole refusing to stop. Full cleanup and let me shower after. When I was back in the room she asked for my number and laughed when she saw my Google Voice app. Told her that we can't be too relaxed in this hobby.

She reminds me of Water on Twitch and her body is perfection.

[InAndOut404]

Hey everyone, going to be visiting the LA area for a couple days next and I am wondering if anyone can point me in the direction of the best Rimming in the area. Coming from Chicago we don't have much talent like that and its far few in between. Thanks.

[Warjackhammer]

Saw an ad on bedpage. They highlighted table showers and BBFS, so I called and decided to part take.

I wanted an hour, which was 60, but I had to break off 20 with a 50, but MMS said to count it toward tip.

Amy, 40's, MILF-type, D cup tits popping out of her blue dress. Her makeup is very heavily applied on, like a mime in normal lighting.

Table shower was just decent. Back east, the table showers were in a relaxing dark room experience with a mirror to behold. Here, it literally is just a massage table, in the middle of a shower room. As Amy requested me to lie down and clean me up, once I got touchy feely, and she kept on pulling her clothes down and pulling away from my advances, that was my first red flag of the night. She legit used hand soap to wash me. Table shower gets 1 star.

Get back to the big room to the left. She asks me what I want, and I said I wanted the BBFS as advertised and she said that she's tired. Another red flag, but I understand so I settled with full service. I gave her 140, and she wanted 160. But I told her I had the 10 that was already broken off to her tip. She rolled her eyes. Another red flag. I tried going for a kiss, and she pulls away. Big fucking red flag.

I knew when I tried this in the shower and she wasn't willing; my instincts should've been to walk out right away.

We've all been there, my friend. You'd be surprised how much this thing happens in popular spots as well. I agree with Vulva Nut that you really TOFTT and you still provided an excellent review of this spa.

The bad need to be acknowledged as much as the good here.

Since you've been supportive of my come up, I'll just DM you a recommendation on one of my gatekept locations.

They'll give you the full red carpet treatment.

[Jrp21]

Damn, brother. I thought I had bad time in Pasadena. But $210 for a Fully clothed hand job finish?

I know what Spa you're talking about too. It's off the San Gabriel exit from the 10.

When I visited in October, I got Mimi, which was an older provider, but she was at least willing to DFK and BBBJCIM. Services were good, but it sounds like they really diminished over time.

Let DM you on a better spot that offers at least the baseline full service you want. You just had the bad luck of picking a mostly unknown spa, and drawing a provider that was going to drain your wallet / time and not your ballsack.

I had Mimi as well. I reviewed her. Visit was decent.

Returned one other time. Girl in the front had huge tits. I ask her to see the other girl working.

A young girl in a hoodie pops out, annoyed looking and just says "go with her" pointing at the girl with huge tits.

So I ask the girl with huge tits for QV BJ only no massage and she says $220. Walked TF out.

[Jrp21]

Saw an ad on bedpage. They highlighted table showers and BBFS, so I called and decided to part take.

I wanted an hour, which was 60, but I had to break off 20 with a 50, but MMS said to count it toward tip.

Amy, 40's, MILF-type, D cup tits popping out of her blue dress. Her makeup is very heavily applied on, like a mime in normal lighting.

If you want a table shower, settle for a legit spot. Not this sham of an establishment.

Absolutely do not recommend!

You Angelinos really know how to roll out the welcome mat for a brother.

Yep I've been here before. I saw a mimi. Visit was decent. Mich better than this experience.

I returned one other time because it was late and I was just looking for a release.

I ask the girl in the front "no massage, just BJ". She says "ok $220". I literally laughed, said "you're crazy" and walked out.

It's actually called Moon Day LOL. Typo on RM.

[Vulva Nut]

Saw an ad on bedpage. They highlighted table showers and BBFS, so I called and decided to part take.

I wanted an hour, which was 60, but I had to break off 20 with a 50, but MMS said to count it toward tip.

Amy, 40's, MILF-type, D cup tits popping out of her blue dress. Her makeup is very heavily applied on, like a mime in normal lighting.

Table shower was just decent. Back east, the table showers were in a relaxing dark room experience with a mirror to behold. Here, it literally is just a massage table, in the middle of a shower room. As Amy requested me to lie down and clean me up, once I got touchy feely, and she kept on pulling her clothes down and pulling away from my advances, that was my first red flag of the night. She legit used hand soap to wash me. Table shower gets 1 star.

Get back to the big room to the left. She asks me what I want, and I said I wanted the BBFS as advertised and she said that she's tired. Another red flag, but I understand so I settled with full service. I gave her 140, and she wanted 160. But I told her I had the 10 that was already broken off to her tip. She rolled her eyes. Another red flag. I tried going for a kiss, and she pulls away. Big fucking red flag.

I knew when I tried this in the shower and she wasn't willing; my instincts should've been to walk out right away.

Anyways, here's a lame description of her body. Her tits are actually really sagging, like sandbags. Nipples look perky and alright. Ass is flat, as most typical Asians are, but slightly better when bent over.

So what does 150 get you in this spa with a 60 HF?

I'll tell you.

A CFS. A very quiet Mish. She didn't want to be loud. She does very minor moans. Pussy feels tight but not in a good way. I can tell she was trying to squeeze me as I went in her.

And at the 30 minute mark, her completion is HJ and she fully clothed herself when she does it. The store is not even close to closing, but she says she needs to leave soon. I told her, then give me my 10 back.

She looks frustrated, stops and just walks out of the room.

I put my clothes back on, and just left. She tried to meet me at the door to hand me a water bottle, and I didn't even bother looking at her.

I ran into MMS on my way out, and I told her that you made my first experience in LA a terrible one. Didn't even try to make it right.

I heard that the San Gabriel Valley offered experiences every monger here fantasizes, but this is clearly a case of an establishment that says they do what everybody else does, upsell you on the services, and rob you of your time / expectations.

If you want a table shower, settle for a legit spot. Not this sham of an establishment.

Absolutely do not recommend!

You Angelinos really know how to roll out the welcome mat for a brother.

Sorry about the terrible experience, I'd joke about how you drew a mime who did not perform as billed, but sounds deeper- like a scammy lower tier place in general given the MMS doesn't even care. The solid places are run better and see the big picture service wise. But you TOFTT and your honest review provided a valuable service, thank you.

Anyone else here try it?

Been in that situation a few times, its often hard to walk out, we're already in, the blood is flowing, we hope against the sometimes ambiguous headwinds. Only in retrospect are the red flags crystal clear.
But when we do walk out, we rarely regret it.

I've gotten better over the years with experience. One time at a shop that usually has asians and occasional Latinas, I drew a Latina- tall, augmented, pretty good looking. When she came in the room and started calling me "honey", I instantly got the vibe she wanted to run the show and would have a million rules. Bailed right away.

Anyway hope you can get back on the (right) horse soon and get that out of your system.

[DrillSergeant]

Saw an ad on bedpage. They highlighted table showers and BBFS, so I called and decided to part take.

I wanted an hour, which was 60, but I had to break off 20 with a 50, but MMS said to count it toward tip.

Amy, 40's, MILF-type, D cup tits popping out of her blue dress. Her makeup is very heavily applied on, like a mime in normal lighting.

Table shower was just decent. Back east, the table showers were in a relaxing dark room experience with a mirror to behold. Here, it literally is just a massage table, in the middle of a shower room. As Amy requested me to lie down and clean me up, once I got touchy feely, and she kept on pulling her clothes down and pulling away from my advances, that was my first red flag of the night. She legit used hand soap to wash me. Table shower gets 1 star.

Get back to the big room to the left. She asks me what I want, and I said I wanted the BBFS as advertised and she said that she's tired. Another red flag, but I understand so I settled with full service. I gave her 140, and she wanted 160. But I told her I had the 10 that was already broken off to her tip. She rolled her eyes. Another red flag. u..

It's been a while since I've read a bad experience from a spa.

Good to know that all undiscovered spas, are not gems. You really TOFTT here.

I'm sure if you picked any of the other places that are frequently discussed here, you would've gotten what you came for.

[Cockyazn]

Saw an ad on bedpage. They highlighted table showers and BBFS, so I called and decided to part take.

I wanted an hour, which was 60, but I had to break off 20 with a 50, but MMS said to count it toward tip.

Amy, 40's, MILF-type, D cup tits popping out of her blue dress. Her makeup is very heavily applied on, like a mime in normal lighting.

Table shower was just decent. Back east, the table showers were in a relaxing dark room experience with a mirror to behold. Here, it literally is just a massage table, in the middle of a shower room. As Amy requested me to lie down and clean me up, once I got touchy feely, and she kept on pulling her clothes down and pulling away from my advances, that was my first red flag of the night. She legit used hand soap to wash me. Table shower gets 1 star.

Get back to the big room to the left. She asks me what I want, and I said I wanted the BBFS as advertised and she said that she's tired. Another red flag, but I understand so I settled with full service. I gave her 140, and she wanted 160. But I told her I had the 10 that was already broken off to her tip. She rolled her eyes. Another red flag. I tried going for a kiss, and she pulls away. Big fucking red flag..

Damn, brother. I thought I had bad time in Pasadena. But $210 for a Fully clothed hand job finish?

I know what Spa you're talking about too. It's off the San Gabriel exit from the 10.

When I visited in October, I got Mimi, which was an older provider, but she was at least willing to DFK and BBBJCIM. Services were good, but it sounds like they really diminished over time.

Let DM you on a better spot that offers at least the baseline full service you want. You just had the bad luck of picking a mostly unknown spa, and drawing a provider that was going to drain your wallet / time and not your ballsack.

[TomTomS]

So I was told come early this morning to get a repeat of the awesome GFE Emma and later found out I was her last customer as she had to leave. Then I get a text from an ATF as I'm about to leave. She's back in LA. What? Then she texts if I had time and the address. What? I know that place. It's back open (are they now friends with Indian restaurant? Yes, it is!

I hadn't seen her in months so told her could I just visit (after my exhausting session) and she said sure. Mina (who has gone by other names such as Brooke) is pretty tall, very nice oval face with a killer smile and playful tongue. Thin body with cute small ears and no tats with small to medium natural boobs with pencil nips. Long black hair with a tiny bun on the left side. Gave her some donuts as we met in the room to catch up via translator app. But we ended up passionate kissing and I was coming back to life. She noticed and said shower, and we went together as she washed me and then dried me. I dried her because she was using a paper towel.

Back in the room we just DFK passionately as she has a marvelous tongue and what got me hooked on her last year. Nervous I would lose my hardness, she covered me up and put one of her long legs on the table and sat on me. Very sexy but not the best position so I carried her to the table for mish and DFK. I pulled her down so I could DATY and she was very responsive. During DATY she would lift her head and stare at me. She was squirming so I could do DATO to DATY. I got my vibrator toy and placed it against her ass as I licked. No FIV but she let me rub.

She was on a high so I let her cool down and sucked her body from pussy to toes on each side. Then up her belly button to boobs to mouth and nose and ears and did standing mish. She finally told me to get on the table for BBBJ as she held on to the cover. She put the toy halfway in me and then she rotated for 69. She then reapplied the cover and got on top for CG and to see such a tall beauty was great. Went to doggy and pounded hard and her moans were erotic. I wanted to see her so flipped her for mish and she was using the toy in my nips and I pulled out as she let me do P2 P as long as I shot above her clit and I did. We were breathing hard and I licked all the cum off her body. She even kissed me after.

Mina is my type of service queen. Friendly, flexible, and wants to please you. To get me to pop a second time in less than 2 hours was impressive. I love her smile. All the rooms here were very clean and we were in the big room. I didn't get a chance to see Nina but she is also great. Mina is likely here until the 28th. So happy the shop reopened.

[Warjackhammer]

Damn, man. What happened? Did you become a Monk or something?

I'm missing my Warjackhammer reviews! I'm tired of reading others that attempt your style, but they don't compare. Especially these fucking "smooth transition" reviews.

And what's with all this quest bullshit? LOL.

Come on, soldier. I need you to drop and give me 5, right now! That's an order!

I understand, sergeant. A lot of these reviews are really entertaining, and good recommendations can come from them.

But I ain't no monk. Quite the exact opposite, sir.

I'll drop these bombs when the time is right, but it ain't now.

[Warjackhammer]

I was in the area so I stopped by with appointment. I got there 10 min early and Honey made me wait because apparently she was deep cleaning herself for me. Since she normally makes you lay down for her special massage I decided to test her today to see how deep she cleaned herself. Had her on all fours and inspected both holes with my tongue for a change. She definitely cleaned herself because no scent and everything looked and tasted amazing. She then had me lay down and did her ritual. The way she worked her magic you could have sworn she was a vegan with all that salad she enjoys. Switched over to 69 and I told her no next steps until she was satisfied with my oral skills. Must have done a good job because she was pounding her pussy all over my face while telling me she loved me. That's all I needed to hear and told her we were ready to continue but she said 5 more minutes and camel slid up and down my nose and chin. My new fetish unlocked is now being smothered until I tap for breath. She gave me a quick question on which hole I wanted and I told her ladies choice and she was quick to shove me deep in her tiny back door. The position was odd but amazing. She went cowgirl with one leg over the side of my shoulder and one on her knee. Had me controlling her cheeks and told me to grab her hips and pound it. Her moaning and I love you turned me on more than being in her ass. Finally begged me to cum and after she only pulled out half way and squeezed my balls with one hand and my tip with her hole refusing to stop. Full cleanup and let me shower after. When I was back in the room she asked for my number and laughed when she saw my Google Voice app. Told her that we can't be too relaxed in this hobby.

She reminds me of Water on Twitch and her body is perfection.

Great review! Sounds like you really took your time to explore her. But did she take you to waterworld, and sit you into the splash zone?

That's the thing about Honey, it's not your session you're paying for, she does whatever the fuck she wants LOL. She legit became my Master in our sessions. Real DOM attitude.

And I'm surprised nobody is lining up around the block for her.

If nothing happens, I'll need save up for her again, and see if I can break my record of 5 pops in an hour and half session.

But for now, I'm waiting for (redacted).

[Instantcummer]

Saw an ad on bedpage. They highlighted table showers and BBFS, so I called and decided to part take.

I wanted an hour, which was 60, but I had to break off 20 with a 50, but MMS said to count it toward tip.

Amy, 40's, MILF-type, D cup tits popping out of her blue dress. Her makeup is very heavily applied on, like a mime in normal lighting.

Table shower was just decent. Back east, the table showers were in a relaxing dark room experience with a mirror to behold. Here, it literally is just a massage table, in the middle of a shower room. As Amy requested me to lie down and clean me up, once I got touchy feely, and she kept on pulling her clothes down and pulling away from my advances, that was my first red flag of the night. She legit used hand soap to wash me. Table shower gets 1 star.

Get back to the big room to the left. She asks me what I want, and I said I wanted the BBFS as advertised and she said that she's tired. Another red flag, but I understand so I settled with full service. I gave her 140, and she wanted 160. But I told her I had the 10 that was already broken off to her tip. She rolled her eyes. Another red flag. I tried going for a kiss, and she pulls away. Big fucking red flag.

I knew when I tried this in the shower and she wasn't willing; my instincts should've been to walk out right away.

Anyways, here's a lame description of her body. Her tits are actually really sagging, like sandbags. Nipples look perky and alright. Ass is flat, as most typical Asians are, but slightly better when bent over.

So what does 150 get you in this spa with a 60 HF?

I'll tell you.

A CFS. A very quiet Mish. She didn't want to be loud. She does very minor moans. Pussy feels tight but not in a good way. I can tell she was trying to squeeze me as I went in her.

And at the 30 minute mark, her completion is HJ and she fully clothed herself when she does it. The store is not even close to closing, but she says she needs to leave soon. I told her, then give me my 10 back.

She looks frustrated, stops and just walks out of the room.

I put my clothes back on, and just left. She tried to meet me at the door to hand me a water bottle, and I didn't even bother looking at her.

I ran into MMS on my way out, and I told her that you made my first experience in LA a terrible one. Didn't even try to make it right.

I heard that the San Gabriel Valley offered experiences every monger here fantasizes, but this is clearly a case of an establishment that says they do what everybody else does, upsell you on the services, and rob you of your time / expectations.

If you want a table shower, settle for a legit spot. Not this sham of an establishment.

Absolutely do not recommend!

You Angelinos really know how to roll out the welcome mat for a brother.