Massage Parlor Reports

[Warjackhammer]

Damn, man. What happened? Did you become a Monk or something?

I'm missing my Warjackhammer reviews! I'm tired of reading others that attempt your style, but they don't compare. Especially these fucking "smooth transition" reviews.

And what's with all this quest bullshit? LOL.

Come on, soldier. I need you to drop and give me 5, right now! That's an order!

I understand, sergeant. A lot of these reviews are really entertaining, and good recommendations can come from them.

But I ain't no monk. Quite the exact opposite, sir.

I'll drop these bombs when the time is right, but it ain't now.

[Warjackhammer]

I was in the area so I stopped by with appointment. I got there 10 min early and Honey made me wait because apparently she was deep cleaning herself for me. Since she normally makes you lay down for her special massage I decided to test her today to see how deep she cleaned herself. Had her on all fours and inspected both holes with my tongue for a change. She definitely cleaned herself because no scent and everything looked and tasted amazing. She then had me lay down and did her ritual. The way she worked her magic you could have sworn she was a vegan with all that salad she enjoys. Switched over to 69 and I told her no next steps until she was satisfied with my oral skills. Must have done a good job because she was pounding her pussy all over my face while telling me she loved me. That's all I needed to hear and told her we were ready to continue but she said 5 more minutes and camel slid up and down my nose and chin. My new fetish unlocked is now being smothered until I tap for breath. She gave me a quick question on which hole I wanted and I told her ladies choice and she was quick to shove me deep in her tiny back door. The position was odd but amazing. She went cowgirl with one leg over the side of my shoulder and one on her knee. Had me controlling her cheeks and told me to grab her hips and pound it. Her moaning and I love you turned me on more than being in her ass. Finally begged me to cum and after she only pulled out half way and squeezed my balls with one hand and my tip with her hole refusing to stop. Full cleanup and let me shower after. When I was back in the room she asked for my number and laughed when she saw my Google Voice app. Told her that we can't be too relaxed in this hobby.

She reminds me of Water on Twitch and her body is perfection.

Great review! Sounds like you really took your time to explore her. But did she take you to waterworld, and sit you into the splash zone?

That's the thing about Honey, it's not your session you're paying for, she does whatever the fuck she wants LOL. She legit became my Master in our sessions. Real DOM attitude.

And I'm surprised nobody is lining up around the block for her.

If nothing happens, I'll need save up for her again, and see if I can break my record of 5 pops in an hour and half session.

But for now, I'm waiting for (redacted).

[Instantcummer]

Saw an ad on bedpage. They highlighted table showers and BBFS, so I called and decided to part take.

I wanted an hour, which was 60, but I had to break off 20 with a 50, but MMS said to count it toward tip.

Amy, 40's, MILF-type, D cup tits popping out of her blue dress. Her makeup is very heavily applied on, like a mime in normal lighting.

Table shower was just decent. Back east, the table showers were in a relaxing dark room experience with a mirror to behold. Here, it literally is just a massage table, in the middle of a shower room. As Amy requested me to lie down and clean me up, once I got touchy feely, and she kept on pulling her clothes down and pulling away from my advances, that was my first red flag of the night. She legit used hand soap to wash me. Table shower gets 1 star.

Get back to the big room to the left. She asks me what I want, and I said I wanted the BBFS as advertised and she said that she's tired. Another red flag, but I understand so I settled with full service. I gave her 140, and she wanted 160. But I told her I had the 10 that was already broken off to her tip. She rolled her eyes. Another red flag. I tried going for a kiss, and she pulls away. Big fucking red flag.

I knew when I tried this in the shower and she wasn't willing; my instincts should've been to walk out right away.

Anyways, here's a lame description of her body. Her tits are actually really sagging, like sandbags. Nipples look perky and alright. Ass is flat, as most typical Asians are, but slightly better when bent over.

So what does 150 get you in this spa with a 60 HF?

I'll tell you.

A CFS. A very quiet Mish. She didn't want to be loud. She does very minor moans. Pussy feels tight but not in a good way. I can tell she was trying to squeeze me as I went in her.

And at the 30 minute mark, her completion is HJ and she fully clothed herself when she does it. The store is not even close to closing, but she says she needs to leave soon. I told her, then give me my 10 back.

She looks frustrated, stops and just walks out of the room.

I put my clothes back on, and just left. She tried to meet me at the door to hand me a water bottle, and I didn't even bother looking at her.

I ran into MMS on my way out, and I told her that you made my first experience in LA a terrible one. Didn't even try to make it right.

I heard that the San Gabriel Valley offered experiences every monger here fantasizes, but this is clearly a case of an establishment that says they do what everybody else does, upsell you on the services, and rob you of your time / expectations.

If you want a table shower, settle for a legit spot. Not this sham of an establishment.

Absolutely do not recommend!

You Angelinos really know how to roll out the welcome mat for a brother.

[PhoKingAwesome]

I was in the area so I stopped by with appointment. I got there 10 min early and Honey made me wait because apparently she was deep cleaning herself for me. Since she normally makes you lay down for her special massage I decided to test her today to see how deep she cleaned herself. Had her on all fours and inspected both holes with my tongue for a change. She definitely cleaned herself because no scent and everything looked and tasted amazing. She then had me lay down and did her ritual. The way she worked her magic you could have sworn she was a vegan with all that salad she enjoys. Switched over to 69 and I told her no next steps until she was satisfied with my oral skills. Must have done a good job because she was pounding her pussy all over my face while telling me she loved me. That's all I needed to hear and told her we were ready to continue but she said 5 more minutes and camel slid up and down my nose and chin. My new fetish unlocked is now being smothered until I tap for breath. She gave me a quick question on which hole I wanted and I told her ladies choice and she was quick to shove me deep in her tiny back door. The position was odd but amazing. She went cowgirl with one leg over the side of my shoulder and one on her knee. Had me controlling her cheeks and told me to grab her hips and pound it. Her moaning and I love you turned me on more than being in her ass. Finally begged me to cum and after she only pulled out half way and squeezed my balls with one hand and my tip with her hole refusing to stop. Full cleanup and let me shower after. When I was back in the room she asked for my number and laughed when she saw my Google Voice app. Told her that we can't be too relaxed in this hobby.

She reminds me of Water on Twitch and her body is perfection.

[YungRaggerJ]

Vivi is a straight up f-ing babe. She's about 30,5'2", with a gorgeous face, light skin, and that perfect freaky attitude that makes your pole twitch the second she walks in. Tiny, petite, and skinny, but with a cute, grabbable little booty that fits perfectly in your hands and a pair of C-cups that look even bigger on her small frame perky, full, and begging to be sucked.

The session starts with a massage. While she's working my upper back, I immediately reach down and grab those soft little cheeks, squeezing and spreading them like I own them. She didn't mind one bit. The massage was actually pretty damn good for a FS spot strong hands, nice pressure. But once she finished, she started teasing like a pro light fingertips gliding all over my back, down my spine, and teasing my poop chute.

Hot towel, flip over. I'm already rock hard. She climbs on and starts dragging those fat C cups across my chest, dragging her hard nips right over my mouth so I can suck and bite on them. Nice, sensitive nips too. She doesn't waste much time before sliding into a 69. She's licking around my pole and jewels, teasing, but I'm too busy staring at her pretty pink kitty and tight little poop chute one of the nicest, cleanest, smoothest I've seen. Not a single hair in sight. I couldn't help myself. I buried my face for some DATY and then rimming that perfect little booty while she finally wrapped her warm mouth around my pole and gave me an excellent sloppy BBBJ.

That BBBJ was dangerous wet, tight, and hungry. If she'd kept going I would've blown my load down her throat right there. I told her I was ready. She quickly rolled on the hat no lube needed she was already dripping and slid that tight little kitty down on me in cowgirl. Oh my god she was so snug and wet. I only lasted a few minutes but even after I pumped a huge load into the rubber, my pole stayed rock hard. She just grinned and kept riding me for another couple minutes, grinding and bouncing on me.

When she finally pulled off, she looked at the hat and laughed, "Too much. ".

Next time I'm flipping that tiny body over and pounding her from behind so I can watch that cute little booty bounce while I'm deep in her. She's definitely one of the rare ones I'll be repeating with.

Total 180.

[RubMePls]

Yup, it's the same. Ladies eager to have repeat customers.

Sounds good thanks for the report brother.

While the raid is worrisome, if Angela returns I will have to try it LOL.

[DrillSergeant]

All good, brother! Just wanted to spread the love.

I'm also going to cool off on the new La Puente spot as well. If you haven't tried Nina and her BBBJ trick, ask her to show you!

Right now, there's this (redacted) and I'm in no rush for anything. I'm right in the center of it, but at same time at a distance.

I do have a side quest lined up, but the pieces are still being worked out.

As for the main quest. Sometimes you got to enjoy the previews before the feature presentation.

Damn, man. What happened? Did you become a Monk or something?

I'm missing my Warjackhammer reviews! I'm tired of reading others that attempt your style, but they don't compare. Especially these fucking "smooth transition" reviews.

And what's with all this quest bullshit? LOL.

Come on, soldier. I need you to drop and give me 5, right now! That's an order!

[DickensCider]

Same hf and tip as before?

Yup, it's the same. Ladies eager to have repeat customers.

[YungRaggerJ]

So, apparently Ruby was closed this month but is back open yesterday, but sadly will not be doing table shower service. But I still dropped by today and the familiar face of Gina opened the door, the one with the perfect natural boobs. She told me Emma service is good and she hasn't really been wrong in her recommendations. So Emma comes, all conservatively dressed in a zipped up top and skirt. Light brown wavy hair just past shoulders and circle gold earrings and good height. Looked nervous and serious and I was doubting this experience. Very business like with transaction but then she said shower?

So I said with you? And she said yes and that's when things turned around. The table shower table was still there and I bowed to its death, so many great memories on that table. So I was naked and she wasn't, but soon started shedding clothes. Who knew a cranky shower knob would break the ice. We laughed and giggled trying to get the right temperature out of that ancient shower head. We were then holding each other and kissed. So simple and so erotic.

More thorough washing each other and she put emphasis on my butt but said she doesn't use tongue there. Aw. But she rubbed and poked and it felt good. Her butt was nice and she me said she will never go to Greece, more laughter. We then passionately kissed for a long time and got to suck on those nice small MMs (I thought was real but she said no and I couldn't tell until I was DATY and massaging her boobs later). Then felt her both her ass cheeks, really grabbale, and she said those were real, LOL).

Because the water was so hot, we were making out for a while (usually it gets cold in that room). I finally got to look at her and she is beautiful with nice eyes and a great smile and laugh. Infectious and fun. While drying myself she was drying herself with a paper towel and she let me dry her with my towel (a lot of girls don't let you). But off to the room.

Again, just standing and making out. Eventually she decided the service should start and she bent down for a slow, sexy, looking at you BBBJ. Dang, lots of saliva. After a while, I pulled her up for more passionate kissing. Got her to lie down for DATY and she was clean and sweet. She was grabbing and pinching my hands and fingers as I licked, really engaged. Locked eyes a few times and massaged those boobs. Tried DATO and she was ticklish so I stopped. Got up for DFK as we swapped her juices.

She got me to lie down and she got on top all sexy and kissed me everywhere, all the way down for more incredible BBBJ. She told me she loves watching herself on the side mirror and it was great because she was going slow and slurping and licking for the best angle for me to watch. I asked if she was okay for 69 and she maneuvered over. She then got the cover and mounted me slowly CG. Wow, she was great, slowly fucking just my top third of my dick, like a mouth. More DFK and boob sucking (her nips her really long, about quarter inch). Really great control and you can tell she works out.

Did mish so I could DFK her and pounded hard, making lots of slapping noise. She really seems to enjoy it but it was time to bust. She got down and blew me, got her up for DFK while I jacked off and she got down sticking her tongue out, licking my tip until I came in her cheek and she took me in and finished me. She came up as if to tease me but I fully embraced the DFK swap. We DFK so long that there was no spit needed afterwards (I got 80% of it).

Throughout the session, no wipes were used until the very end. Just messy fun. Her natural juices were sufficient that aside from the first time into CG, no lube was needed the rest of the way and we were pounding hard in various positions.

We kissed some more and I didn't want to let her go. We cleaned up and kissed in between each task. Her English (with a fun accent) is pretty good and she is funny and I enjoyed making her laugh as well. Oh, and a great body. I miss the table shower but Emma proved I didn't need it.

Good review. I will definitely visit ruby today

[Warjackhammer]

Hell yeah! That Honey review of yours is wild and it put me on Leisure!

Wait, you're not seeing her? But she texted you directly bro.

You got me real curious about this other side quest you got going on, brother.

I mean what could be more important than your ATF?

All good, brother! Just wanted to spread the love.

I'm also going to cool off on the new La Puente spot as well. If you haven't tried Nina and her BBBJ trick, ask her to show you!

Right now, there's this (redacted) and I'm in no rush for anything. I'm right in the center of it, but at same time at a distance.

I do have a side quest lined up, but the pieces are still being worked out.

As for the main quest. Sometimes you got to enjoy the previews before the feature presentation.

[TomTomS]

So, apparently Ruby was closed this month but is back open yesterday, but sadly will not be doing table shower service. But I still dropped by today and the familiar face of Gina opened the door, the one with the perfect natural boobs. She told me Emma service is good and she hasn't really been wrong in her recommendations. So Emma comes, all conservatively dressed in a zipped up top and skirt. Light brown wavy hair just past shoulders and circle gold earrings and good height. Looked nervous and serious and I was doubting this experience. Very business like with transaction but then she said shower?

So I said with you? And she said yes and that's when things turned around. The table shower table was still there and I bowed to its death, so many great memories on that table. So I was naked and she wasn't, but soon started shedding clothes. Who knew a cranky shower knob would break the ice. We laughed and giggled trying to get the right temperature out of that ancient shower head. We were then holding each other and kissed. So simple and so erotic.

More thorough washing each other and she put emphasis on my butt but said she doesn't use tongue there. Aw. But she rubbed and poked and it felt good. Her butt was nice and she me said she will never go to Greece, more laughter. We then passionately kissed for a long time and got to suck on those nice small MMs (I thought was real but she said no and I couldn't tell until I was DATY and massaging her boobs later). Then felt her both her ass cheeks, really grabbale, and she said those were real, LOL).

Because the water was so hot, we were making out for a while (usually it gets cold in that room). I finally got to look at her and she is beautiful with nice eyes and a great smile and laugh. Infectious and fun. While drying myself she was drying herself with a paper towel and she let me dry her with my towel (a lot of girls don't let you). But off to the room.

Again, just standing and making out. Eventually she decided the service should start and she bent down for a slow, sexy, looking at you BBBJ. Dang, lots of saliva. After a while, I pulled her up for more passionate kissing. Got her to lie down for DATY and she was clean and sweet. She was grabbing and pinching my hands and fingers as I licked, really engaged. Locked eyes a few times and massaged those boobs. Tried DATO and she was ticklish so I stopped. Got up for DFK as we swapped her juices.

She got me to lie down and she got on top all sexy and kissed me everywhere, all the way down for more incredible BBBJ. She told me she loves watching herself on the side mirror and it was great because she was going slow and slurping and licking for the best angle for me to watch. I asked if she was okay for 69 and she maneuvered over. She then got the cover and mounted me slowly CG. Wow, she was great, slowly fucking just my top third of my dick, like a mouth. More DFK and boob sucking (her nips her really long, about quarter inch). Really great control and you can tell she works out.

Did mish so I could DFK her and pounded hard, making lots of slapping noise. She really seems to enjoy it but it was time to bust. She got down and blew me, got her up for DFK while I jacked off and she got down sticking her tongue out, licking my tip until I came in her cheek and she took me in and finished me. She came up as if to tease me but I fully embraced the DFK swap. We DFK so long that there was no spit needed afterwards (I got 80% of it).

Throughout the session, no wipes were used until the very end. Just messy fun. Her natural juices were sufficient that aside from the first time into CG, no lube was needed the rest of the way and we were pounding hard in various positions.

We kissed some more and I didn't want to let her go. We cleaned up and kissed in between each task. Her English (with a fun accent) is pretty good and she is funny and I enjoyed making her laugh as well. Oh, and a great body. I miss the table shower but Emma proved I didn't need it.

[Usaram168]

Puente C&A is open. Nina and Mina working.

Same hf and tip as before?

[DickensCider]

Puente C&A is open. Nina and Mina working.

[Cockyazn]

She texted last night. If you know, you know. Let me know if she does the same thing for you. 5 times ain't no joke. LOL.

I'll be somewhere else over the rainbow.

Hell yeah! That Honey review of yours is wild and it put me on Leisure!

Wait, you're not seeing her? But she texted you directly bro.

You got me real curious about this other side quest you got going on, brother.

I mean what could be more important than your ATF?

[Warjackhammer]

Double hitter Thursday night. First at Star spa then at Viva Wellness. Details to follow. I'll try to compress everything so it's not long winded.

Star. Tried out the new girl Apple. Emma and Wei Wei were there. I've had both of them before. Both of them are more my type than Apple but I TOFTT. Apple is average height 5'3". Somewhere early 30's. Pretty face with winged eyeliner. Nce natural C cups. Thicker than average. Not exactly tight but not loose either. Round ass which was nice to grab and spread open for DATO in 69. Tattoo on her right hip / waist. Beautiful shaved innie pussy.

Session begins with her skipping the massage. Grazes her fingersall over the back. Paying special attention to the crack, bhole, taint and down to the boys. Good tease. Removes clothes for titty rub, soft warm tits. Flip and goes for DFK. This was all the DFK I got as she didn't do it the rest of the sesh. Great BJ. Lots of BLS. Asks if I want to fuck her after BJ but I tell her 69. Dine on the pussy and ass. Seemed more reactive to DATO that DATY. CFS in mish with legs in the air. Very reactive here. She said "cmon baby" a few times though. Sounded like I was being rushed but it wasn't busy. I tell her alright doggy. Ass was good in doggy and I pounded till I blew. Tried rubbing her bhole but she swatted.

Well I headed back to work where I hang out and I just wasn't content. So I showered and headed to Viva. Cherry and Melissa were there. I needed a bit of time to recover so I ask for the hour and ask Melissa if her massage is good. She said yes. She wasn't lying. It was pretty good! A lot of oil though. Stats before we proceed. 5'4 late 30's..

Great reviews! Love the double feature aspect!

For a moment I thought you figured out something that I did recently, and it's a gamechanger, but then I kept on reading. And it still remains the best kept secret in plain sight.