Massage Parlor Reports

[GA1]

I saw Apple (yes, THE Apple, who's in town longer than originally expected) at Palace recently. She's a sweetie, but I'm no longer interested in seeing her. Why? Read on.

Prelude in C.

The "store" is tucked behind a vacant storefront in a strip mall very close to the street. Actually I loved the vibe of the spa. The massage room had a poured concrete floor and a 15-foot-high ceiling; truly, I dug the vibe.

The strangest part of this encounter was the FM radio in the room. Instead of twee Chinese pop, instead of generic spa muzak, the radio was tuned to a vintage heavy metal station. Not only that, the radio reception was TERRIBLE! I thought I was playing Fallout 4 for a little while there. Truly comical to have fuzzy, fuzzy Black Sabbath as my massage music.

Black Sabbath, "Iron Man".

Apple's massage is way too hard, but despite being a facsimile of an LMT's work, she did work out some knots I had in my neck and shoulders. The tease was interrupted several times by loud (LOUD!) doorbell rings. Apple needed to leave at several points to let customers in. Not cool.

Led Zeppelin, "Over the Hills and Far Away".

The full service was meh. I wondered why I was struggling so much to finish. Turns out Apple's sneaky about putting on the condom with her mouth. Just before I was ready to throw in the (hot) towel and call it a night, we fell into a rhythm with her using her hand on jimmy and her mouth on nip. That did the trick. Yay!

The other ladies I saw lounging in the kitchen looked much older and a bit, with respect, haggard. I wish Apple all the best in life, but I'm off to greener pastures.

P.S.: Sorry about all the corny attempts at humor in my reviews. I'm just havin' fun over here. "For entertainment purposes only." Peace.

[Ayasaki]

Which one is she at now? I saw her last year.

I've sent PMs to both who asked. To be honest, I don't think she needs it to be secret but her shop movement has been kinda quick this time around so maybe they don't want everyone to follow her. Or maybe I'm reading too much into it. In either case, see her if you want to and can. Otherwise, there are still plenty of others out there for now.

[Stim69]

Could someone pm me with more info BBBJ CIM Are these on the menu?

My visit with her was FS, BBBJ which was (fire & ice) then to FS. She is fun! I am sure it is on the menu but have not had it for myself.

[Daddu69]

Implied her next return might not be for a long time.

Which one is she at now? I saw her last year.

[BoneEm69]

Could someone pm me with more info BBBJ CIM Are these on the menu?

[BoneEm69]

Implied her next return might not be for a long time.

Where is she working at? Pm with locale please.

[Gator1961]

Hey Nashville Mongers, will be in Nashville for the day tomorrow and was hoping for a lead on a good L3 AMP. I will RFF after I make this post, but was hoping that one of you might be willing to provide a solid to a fellow Monger. More than happy to return the favor if you are in the St Pete, Fl area.

Thanks in advance.

Gator.

[Ayasaki]

Implied her next return might not be for a long time.

[Aake7]

Went by tonight at 10 pm and they were completely closed. Jenny told me they'd be open until 11:30 and she'd be there. Strange!

[Hurtkney]

I don't hear anyone ever talk about lotus? The Nuru is consistently great every time, and I think Paulina is turning me into an ass man, but 2 visits now but haven't been able to get anything more (all be it toe curlingly good) Than L1?? Anyone have any luck with the menu at lotus??

Also I can confirm Apple is back at least for now.

Can anyone confirm Water and Cloud has a jacuzzi? Is it filled with water or Something else?

Dm is fine.

[HarryBother1]

Went to Tulip today. Great service and would recommend to anyone.

[Rorooooo]

Crazy dreams is still open after all the other bust that happen last year.

[SouthBoundKink]

That's because most are going to them for higher levels, and because they are a L3 place, they tend to charge more for L1 anyway because of a timing perspective I'd imagine. If business is slow, you can try your luck I suppose, but I'd expect house fee + 100. Especially given BoogerEater's recent reports on L2 and L3 pricing. At one place it was 150/200. And another it was 150 all covered but 200 gets BBBJ upgrade. In both cases, you can see a trend of about 50 difference, so that's why I'd expect 100.

Of course, if you are really rigid on it, you can make it work like this guy did.

I'll leave best massage commentary to someone else.

Thanks for the info. Feels like it wasn't long ago 100 would get you a good massage for an hour with a handshake to seal the deal.

Wish my negotiating skills were half of that posters when I'm laying there haha. They got me at a disadvantage and they know it.

[Ayasaki]

Been reading good things about T and SB, but haven't been able to determine L1 pricing. Nashville is a bit of a drive for me these days, and only want to make the trip if the price is right. Anyone have L1 donations information? Also, which has the best massage in your opinion?

That's because most are going to them for higher levels, and because they are a L3 place, they tend to charge more for L1 anyway because of a timing perspective I'd imagine. If business is slow, you can try your luck I suppose, but I'd expect house fee + 100. Especially given BoogerEater's recent reports on L2 and L3 pricing. At one place it was 150/200. And another it was 150 all covered but 200 gets BBBJ upgrade. In both cases, you can see a trend of about 50 difference, so that's why I'd expect 100.

Of course, if you are really rigid on it, you can make it work like this guy did.

I'll leave best massage commentary to someone else.

[SouthBoundKink]

Been reading good things about T and SB, but haven't been able to determine L1 pricing. Nashville is a bit of a drive for me these days, and only want to make the trip if the price is right. Anyone have L1 donations information? Also, which has the best massage in your opinion?