Massage Parlor Reports

**HappyXxx** · 03-31-26 12:53

Originally Posted by JayJayTwo [View Original Post]

Those of us that are familiar with the forum know what members contribute and what members do not. Bonus for me, being primarily in Brevard, you two specifically add meaningful content on the Brevard board too. Much appreciated!

I definitely had a blast out there in Brevard the other week, nothing like getting yelled at by one girl for being too loud while you're still pounding the other girl. Who's the other girl working with Mya (aka Wendy) that was yelling at me? She looked pretty nice and I might have to give her a round of D and let's see if she can keep quiet. Hahaha.

**HappyXxx** · 03-31-26 12:49

Originally Posted by JjNewTampa [View Original Post]

Especially when one of my those two gives you props on a review I wrote. Thank you kindly HappyXxx..

You're welcome.

**SlimShady96** · 03-31-26 12:03

Originally Posted by Dork01 [View Original Post]

Airi is coming in today and will be available later tonight. Get your tickets before they sell out! But seriously, she is a doll. Plus there are two other new Japanese providers. We have a pageant of options.

https://meiji118.com/

I just saw the options myself, sad that Cici was such a dud, glad I did'nt waist ny beans with her, can't believe that not one pervert wrote about either April if there was even two of them. Now we have the return of Airi, one of my favs but holy chit Bat man, we now have Blue and Mio also, Mio looks super interesting but these pics are almost never accurate, after seeing the pics of Cici, especially the one with her legs up, I thought I was going to take a second loan out against my house, then the not so flattering report came out. Saved by a fellow pervert.

**Dork01** · 03-31-26 11:31

Airi is coming in today and will be available later tonight. Get your tickets before they sell out! But seriously, she is a doll. Plus there are two other new Japanese providers. We have a pageant of options.

https://meiji118.com/

**JjNewTampa** · 03-31-26 11:26

Originally Posted by JayJayTwo [View Original Post]

Those of us that are familiar with the forum know what members contribute and what members do not. Bonus for me, being primarily in Brevard, you two specifically add meaningful content on the Brevard board too. Much appreciated!

Especially when one of my those two gives you props on a review I wrote. Thank you kindly HappyXxx.

J. Out.

**JayJayTwo** · 03-31-26 11:11

Originally Posted by MarkGew [View Original Post]

Thanks man! Some people just want to ***** and moan about shit instead of just scrolling past.

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

Who is that guy anyway, I responded to him earlier, probably shouldn't have though since this forum is shit to him. Never heard of him and he comes on here talking nonsense. I wonder if someone forced him to to click on the Orlando forum because if it's shit I don't know why he was reading it. LOL.

Those of us that are familiar with the forum know what members contribute and what members do not. Bonus for me, being primarily in Brevard, you two specifically add meaningful content on the Brevard board too. Much appreciated!

**TopGun9181** · 03-31-26 10:58

Hey guys was out of the country for a month and first place I wanted to visit was Meiji but both there WeChat accounts show disabled eve tires line and nothing any other form of contact?

**HappyXxx** · 03-31-26 08:02

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

Saw Joey today at Mislley and hot damn! She's definitely a fun one. Tiny, cute, decent body, with good energy. This girl did not stop cumming the entire fucking time I was there. I know rowdy's going to chime in all that one. But seriously anyone that's tried her I'm sure knows what I'm talking about. After we were finished, I was getting dressed and she put my hand on her pussy to Show me how wet she was again then sucked her juice off my fingers and then asked if I would fuck her one more time, and I really wanted to knowing how horny she was, but I had to go. Really cool girl. She said she should be back in May. One hour and 10 minutes, with 50 minutes spent taking turns fucking each other.

Her showers are a lot of fun and we spent 1 min or more p2 P in several different positions (she did not want to stop).

That meant to say 15 min or more in P2 P in multiple positions.

**MarkGew** · 03-31-26 06:16

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

Who is that guy anyway, I responded to him earlier, probably shouldn't have though since this forum is shit to him. Never heard of him and he comes on here talking nonsense. I wonder if someone forced him to to click on the Orlando forum because if it's shit I don't know why he was reading it. LOL.

Yeah man that's fucked up, The audacity of some people, guess there's one in every crowd.

Dude needs to stay on rubmaps!

**HappyXxx** · 03-31-26 00:02

Saw Joey today at Mislley and hot damn! She's definitely a fun one. Tiny, cute, decent body, with good energy. This girl did not stop cumming the entire fucking time I was there. I know rowdy's going to chime in all that one. But seriously anyone that's tried her I'm sure knows what I'm talking about. After we were finished, I was getting dressed and she put my hand on her pussy to Show me how wet she was again then sucked her juice off my fingers and then asked if I would fuck her one more time, and I really wanted to knowing how horny she was, but I had to go. Really cool girl. She said she should be back in May. One hour and 10 minutes, with 50 minutes spent taking turns fucking each other.

Her showers are a lot of fun and we spent 1 min or more p2 P in several different positions (she did not want to stop).

**HappyXxx** · 03-30-26 23:49

Originally Posted by Nudeed [View Original Post]

Check the L1 AMP thread. Several good options.

Where have you been man, I feel like it's been a minute. Welcome back.

**IwSnow2** · 03-30-26 22:18

That is sad. I wonder if something happened or if she is just about the extras. I saw her on the 26th and she was quite nice, though the complete lack of English was a little tough at times. She did use the translator to tell me how happy she was that I was paying for one of the extras, so maybe that was the difference.

Originally Posted by Timarcand [View Original Post]

Booked and appointment for 30 min was there on time. Got in paid the donation. Tried to sell me extra, I said no and tried again. Undressing, tried to have small conversation but zero English, I didn't care. Then coital shower which took few min and off to bed.

She gave a peck on my lips and then worked on my nips for couple min. After that started with a BBBJ, couple minutes into it she is grabbing a cover. I was not ready this early as I had done nothing yet. I said "Come up" she gave me a blank crazy look as she did not understand what I was saying, I gestured a kiss (Making face) and she did not understand that either. I tried to gently tug her towards me and she behaved as if I attacked here and moved back. I was just done after this. You do not need translator for doing the deed. I got off the bed and messaged the handler. Now we both have our phone in our hands and we are talking to the handler. I asked for my money back (From handler). At this point she is messaging the handler and after sometime she is looking at her phone and yelling. I dressed up and I am ready to hear back from handler. I told the handler what happened, after 5 minutes or so she came up to me and showed this on my phone "You are just here to get free BJ" after that I tried to type my reply on translator but she was in no mood to see it. She brings my money and start pushing me out of door.

Just for context, I have seen 10+ girls at the agency and had great time except once where the girl was way older then advertised. I liked them because of the Hygiene and how Japanese are so respectful and courteous. This was the worst Japanese person I saw in my life. I messaged the handler that this girl is not good for business. Handler agreed and apologized, he / she said that they won't take appointment for the girl anymore.

**MartinHero69** · 03-30-26 19:53

Originally Posted by JayJayTwo [View Original Post]

Perhaps read some other posts from MG before putting him on blast for one that you found less than useful. If you'd read the past dozen or so, I suspect you'd agree that he has plenty of "info" to add to the board, including as to Tiffany and 5 Star. Just sayin'!

Agree with this! Mr. MarkGew is one of the most active members of the Orlando mongering community, and I appreciate all his frequent contributions. The most recent insight he shared that I really found fascinating was regarding condom disposal at AMPs.

Originally Posted by MarkGew [View Original Post]

Here we go again...this subject comes up periodically... try to nip it in the bud.

It's a disposal issue they cannot simply flush them or fill up a trash can in the store i.e. new law promotes health department visits, and just common sense to avoid arrest! The girls have systems especially at high volume spas of disposal off site.

'dug up' this old post of mine.

I'm the guy up in the seat of the big machine that digs those 30-40 feet deep holes where they will set the massive structures

or just bring your own

Originally Posted by MarkGew [View Original Post]

On land, whether it's 3"or 36"(minus septic tanks) ALL sewage is gravity fed to liftstations(huge underground collection sites), when it reaches a certain level the the pumps kick in and send it under pressure to treatment facilities via 'forcemains' This is where the problem happens, put enough condoms in a lift station and the grinder pumps will fail! Triggering an alarm. When maintenance crews raise the pumps for service they will see the problem is condoms, and report it. Hence the investigation. (FACT)

I've been in Land development all my life and set many a liftstations and underground utilities.

BTW, MarkGew, loved your recent Tiffany review. It's a little more compact than the 20-page novels I'm used to reading on here, but shorter is not necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes you trim the fat and the flavor hits even harder.

Sometimes, less is more.

For the record, I also completely agree with you that Tiffany at 5 star is awesome. She's truly one of a kind. Go see Tiffany at 5 star if you haven't already! No one sings better than Tiffany in an AMP. Plus the Tiffany position is the best sex position ever.

**HappyXxx** · 03-30-26 18:42

Originally Posted by SlimShady96 [View Original Post]

I'm a color freak, my joke is in the real world I eat muscles from the sea, not muscles that pee, so what I'm saying is that it has to be pink, not a fan of dark cooters that look like bung holes, sure I'll dip my wick and if I havn't said it fifteen times already, I'm not eating these working girls that you perverts just blew loads into. I'm a weirdo, I get it, dang it man, that Yume girl with the huge tits had a bute of a pretty pink cooter, so I rammed her bung hole while playing with her cooter, call it a BOGO, LOL. Thinking of jumping the Brightline train and doing the HardCock casino and visiting with her on her Lauderdale tour next week, SS96 out.

Yeah Yume definitely has pretty little snapper! As well as Amber and Kelly and Lisa. All tight!! Let us know how it goes. Yume gets there on the 6th. Last time I was with her she was telling me about how her and Jenny, the Vietnamese girl sometimes work together and they guarantee it's the best threesome you'll ever have. Both of those girls are Run wide open with no limits.

**Nudeed** · 03-30-26 18:42

Originally Posted by Waterskibum [View Original Post]

Has anyone gone to the big 3 and just gotten massage L1? I was wondering if the girls will do it or they are ony after the big payout for L3. I'm just looking for a decent massage w L1 and non AMPs are hit or miss, I'd like to do it with the good fun girls we all know and love.

Check the L1 AMP thread. Several good options.