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  1. #56479

    MarkGew, ignore the haters, I think you're a cool guy. Also go see Tiffany at 5 star!

    Quote Originally Posted by JayJayTwo  [View Original Post]
    Perhaps read some other posts from MG before putting him on blast for one that you found less than useful. If you'd read the past dozen or so, I suspect you'd agree that he has plenty of "info" to add to the board, including as to Tiffany and 5 Star. Just sayin'!
    Agree with this! Mr. MarkGew is one of the most active members of the Orlando mongering community, and I appreciate all his frequent contributions. The most recent insight he shared that I really found fascinating was regarding condom disposal at AMPs.

    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGew  [View Original Post]
    Here we go again...this subject comes up periodically... try to nip it in the bud.

    It's a disposal issue they cannot simply flush them or fill up a trash can in the store i.e. new law promotes health department visits, and just common sense to avoid arrest! The girls have systems especially at high volume spas of disposal off site.

    'dug up' this old post of mine.

    I'm the guy up in the seat of the big machine that digs those 30-40 feet deep holes where they will set the massive structures

    or just bring your own
    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGew  [View Original Post]
    On land, whether it's 3"or 36"(minus septic tanks) ALL sewage is gravity fed to liftstations(huge underground collection sites), when it reaches a certain level the the pumps kick in and send it under pressure to treatment facilities via 'forcemains' This is where the problem happens, put enough condoms in a lift station and the grinder pumps will fail! Triggering an alarm. When maintenance crews raise the pumps for service they will see the problem is condoms, and report it. Hence the investigation. (FACT)

    I've been in Land development all my life and set many a liftstations and underground utilities.
    BTW, MarkGew, loved your recent Tiffany review. It's a little more compact than the 20-page novels I'm used to reading on here, but shorter is not necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes you trim the fat and the flavor hits even harder.

    Sometimes, less is more.

    For the record, I also completely agree with you that Tiffany at 5 star is awesome. She's truly one of a kind. Go see Tiffany at 5 star if you haven't already! No one sings better than Tiffany in an AMP. Plus the Tiffany position is the best sex position ever.

  2. #56478
    Quote Originally Posted by SlimShady96  [View Original Post]
    I'm a color freak, my joke is in the real world I eat muscles from the sea, not muscles that pee, so what I'm saying is that it has to be pink, not a fan of dark cooters that look like bung holes, sure I'll dip my wick and if I havn't said it fifteen times already, I'm not eating these working girls that you perverts just blew loads into. I'm a weirdo, I get it, dang it man, that Yume girl with the huge tits had a bute of a pretty pink cooter, so I rammed her bung hole while playing with her cooter, call it a BOGO, LOL. Thinking of jumping the Brightline train and doing the HardCock casino and visiting with her on her Lauderdale tour next week, SS96 out.
    Yeah Yume definitely has pretty little snapper! As well as Amber and Kelly and Lisa. All tight!! Let us know how it goes. Yume gets there on the 6th. Last time I was with her she was telling me about how her and Jenny, the Vietnamese girl sometimes work together and they guarantee it's the best threesome you'll ever have. Both of those girls are Run wide open with no limits.

  3. #56477

    L1

    Quote Originally Posted by Waterskibum  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone gone to the big 3 and just gotten massage L1? I was wondering if the girls will do it or they are ony after the big payout for L3. I'm just looking for a decent massage w L1 and non AMPs are hit or miss, I'd like to do it with the good fun girls we all know and love.
    Check the L1 AMP thread. Several good options.

  4. #56476
    Quote Originally Posted by JayJayTwo  [View Original Post]
    Perhaps read some other posts from MG before putting him on blast for one that you found less than useful. If you'd read the past dozen or so, I suspect you'd agree that he has plenty of "info" to add to the board, including as to Tiffany and 5 Star. Just sayin'!
    Who is that guy anyway, I responded to him earlier, probably shouldn't have though since this forum is shit to him. Never heard of him and he comes on here talking nonsense. I wonder if someone forced him to to click on the Orlando forum because if it's shit I don't know why he was reading it. LOL.

  5. #56475

    Color freak

    Quote Originally Posted by JayJayTwo  [View Original Post]
    Was the pussy pink and the booty hole brown? 🤣.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agp7...&start_radio=1
    I'm a color freak, my joke is in the real world I eat muscles from the sea, not muscles that pee, so what I'm saying is that it has to be pink, not a fan of dark cooters that look like bung holes, sure I'll dip my wick and if I havn't said it fifteen times already, I'm not eating these working girls that you perverts just blew loads into. I'm a weirdo, I get it, dang it man, that Yume girl with the huge tits had a bute of a pretty pink cooter, so I rammed her bung hole while playing with her cooter, call it a BOGO, LOL. Thinking of jumping the Brightline train and doing the HardCock casino and visiting with her on her Lauderdale tour next week, SS96 out.

  6. #56474
    Quote Originally Posted by JjNewTampa  [View Original Post]
    I was in Orlando for the day Sunday and what better way to start the morning than a stop at Tokyo. Greeted at the door by Victoria (Crystal). Not my vibe so I asked if Amber was available and as luck would have it she definitely was. Put in a room and waited a couple minutes for Amber and in she walked in all her glorious beauty. I made it very evident how excited I was to finally see her which led to a hug. She asks me 'how long' and I tell her one hour. And the very next second she had her tongue I the back of my throat before I could even reach into my pocket to give my donation LFK and reciprocal roaming then ensued. After a couple minutes of exploring each others body and mouths I gave up the donation. She leaves and tells me to get ready for the shower (she made an extra grab at jr. Before leaving the room). When she returned jr. Was 80% ready to go so of course (through the towel) she grabbed him and led us to the shower. Mouthwash, then face down and Amber went to work. Thorough backside cleaning (no TUMA. I'm not particularly a fan of that so all good). Then on the flip, another good cleaning then jr found his way into her mouth for some attention. All cleaned up and she tells me to go back to the room. I waited there for a good minute leaning against the bed with jr at full staff. When she walked in she disrobed and got on her knees to provide more oral delight. I'm thick and long and she took most of it like a champ. A few minutes of that then I asked her to lay down so that I could DATY. Gave her a good 5 minutes of mouth on her flower and played with her nice and supple B cups. She moaned and watched me the entire time. I told her I was ready and as we DFK she got me all wrapped up. Started with standing mish; long, deep and slow strokes. When she got that last inch inside her I could see her eyes widen up. After a couple minutes of slow strokes inside her I went faster and stayed deep. Then I told her I want her to get on top of me but I think that got lost in translation and instead she hopped on all 4's. Who am I to argue. I got behind her and teased my entry then when in as deep as I could go on the first entry. She kept that beautiful ass in the air and I picked up my pumping. Head on the side and watched us the entire time in the mirror. After a couple minutes I pulled out and dove my head right back in. Then went back inside her from behind for a few more minutes and finished up. I could see her sweating a bit and I was wiped out. She cleaned me up, got me dressed, more DFK then led me out. Why the heck did I wait so long to see her. I asked her where she was going next but I think her response was back to her country and not an AMP. Thank you fellas for the prior Amber reports which made all this possible.
    Nice review. Pretty incredible the size dick that girl can take for her size and her tight little snatch!

  7. #56473

    Zoe the C $*# worshipper at Cherry Blossom

    Stopped in by Cherry Blossom on FL-436 in Caseelburry trying to lift my spirits after a wild winter in NYC and long lines at the airport. Took a friend with me this time. MMS brought out the ladies and I let him get first dibs, But there was Zoe who invited me over and she was off limits, she was mine! He made his choice and I snatched up Zoe and we vanished!

    The place looked like a palace so fancy and clean. Zoe greeted me with a smile and gave me DFK before kneeling down for the BBBJ. Yeah we're good like that. LOL. She is a real sexy lady and her body is smoking hot and her mind so corrupt (a very good thing) D's and an elegant / slutty presence about her. I held her head in BBBJ for a while and she kept going deeper and deeper a real DT queen, then I returned the favor. She lives getting eaten from to back and back to front, I also incorporated two fingers and she got louder and louder wetter and wetter. Again, She was very clean and seemed to enjoy it. More BJ / gave ducking to show her how I enjoy her mouth and I asked for the cover this time, although she offered and open menu. We went through a lot of positions mainly K9 and with her on top. I had a whole plan on releasing deep in her throat but her grip in mish was wild. I finally finished in the bag. Zoe focuses on delivering a good time no matter what you throw at her, she's the absolute definition of a service queen.

  8. #56472
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1050
    Quote Originally Posted by Lebowski69  [View Original Post]
    Regerts should have done that double with Tiffany and Sunflower. She looked fun!
    Yes sir! It won't be long!

  9. #56471
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1050
    Quote Originally Posted by JayJayTwo  [View Original Post]
    Perhaps read some other posts from MG before putting him on blast for one that you found less than useful. If you'd read the past dozen or so, I suspect you'd agree that he has plenty of "info" to add to the board, including as to Tiffany and 5 Star. Just sayin'!
    Thanks man! Some people just want to ***** and moan about shit instead of just scrolling past.

  10. #56470
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1050
    Quote Originally Posted by Waterskibum  [View Original Post]
    What a waste of time review. This board is going to shit. Either shitty reveiews with no info or the same guys posting the same reviews on the same girl over and over. This used to be such a good board for good info on legit providers!
    Jump in and go to work instead of bitching about it or start your own forum and be the moderator and delete what you don't like!

    better yet buy a subscription to rub maps 🤣

  11. #56469
    Quote Originally Posted by MarkGew  [View Original Post]
    Here's my play-by-play-poetic-penthouse review-you can jack off to of-Tiffany and her position after a well-deserved holiday in the homeland for chinese new year, probably be in the top 10 of the best reviews ever 🤣.

    Standard 240 donation for a solid hour.

    O-town style table shower;.
    fucking awesome!

    Back to the room;.
    fucking awesome!

    Funishing cim;.
    fucking awesome!

    !

    Post Time massage;.
    fucking awesome!

    Humming and singing;.
    fucking awesome!
    Regerts should have done that double with Tiffany and Sunflower. She looked fun!

  12. #56468

    Tokyo Amber

    I was in Orlando for the day Sunday and what better way to start the morning than a stop at Tokyo. Greeted at the door by Victoria (Crystal). Not my vibe so I asked if Amber was available and as luck would have it she definitely was. Put in a room and waited a couple minutes for Amber and in she walked in all her glorious beauty. I made it very evident how excited I was to finally see her which led to a hug. She asks me 'how long' and I tell her one hour. And the very next second she had her tongue I the back of my throat before I could even reach into my pocket to give my donation LFK and reciprocal roaming then ensued. After a couple minutes of exploring each others body and mouths I gave up the donation. She leaves and tells me to get ready for the shower (she made an extra grab at jr. Before leaving the room). When she returned jr. Was 80% ready to go so of course (through the towel) she grabbed him and led us to the shower. Mouthwash, then face down and Amber went to work. Thorough backside cleaning (no TUMA. I'm not particularly a fan of that so all good). Then on the flip, another good cleaning then jr found his way into her mouth for some attention. All cleaned up and she tells me to go back to the room. I waited there for a good minute leaning against the bed with jr at full staff. When she walked in she disrobed and got on her knees to provide more oral delight. I'm thick and long and she took most of it like a champ. A few minutes of that then I asked her to lay down so that I could DATY. Gave her a good 5 minutes of mouth on her flower and played with her nice and supple B cups. She moaned and watched me the entire time. I told her I was ready and as we DFK she got me all wrapped up. Started with standing mish; long, deep and slow strokes. When she got that last inch inside her I could see her eyes widen up. After a couple minutes of slow strokes inside her I went faster and stayed deep. Then I told her I want her to get on top of me but I think that got lost in translation and instead she hopped on all 4's. Who am I to argue. I got behind her and teased my entry then when in as deep as I could go on the first entry. She kept that beautiful ass in the air and I picked up my pumping. Head on the side and watched us the entire time in the mirror. After a couple minutes I pulled out and dove my head right back in. Then went back inside her from behind for a few more minutes and finished up. I could see her sweating a bit and I was wiped out. She cleaned me up, got me dressed, more DFK then led me out. Why the heck did I wait so long to see her. I asked her where she was going next but I think her response was back to her country and not an AMP. Thank you fellas for the prior Amber reports which made all this possible.

  13. #56467

    5 Star Sunflower 🌻 pt deux.

    Swung by 5 star yesterday after a long roadie. Sunflower answers the door and gave me a big kiss. She did not disappoint in our second session. She picked up where we left in the shower. She really enjoys the slow soapy exploration of my nether region using her hands and mouth to edge me for quite some time. Back in the room Tiffany came in naked as Jay bird trying to coax me into a double. Didn't have the stamina nor funds for double the fun but she is quite cute with a nice set of Cs and sporting a very sexy van dyke style Bush. Sunflower was more than I could handle as she continued the oral examination of JR and the boys. We finished with a few positions and finally doggy where she let me gave full access this time culminating happily deep inside the bag. She gave another great massage with strong back walk. Another great visit. Sunflowee and Tiffany will soon be departing new girls Summer and Iris are set to start Wednesday. I would make a effort to see sunflower. Asap If you are curious.

    She certainly has above average skills and knows how to make you feel like Jackie Treehorn.

    The dude abides.

  14. #56466

    Premature pontification

    Quote Originally Posted by Waterskibum  [View Original Post]
    What a waste of time review. This board is going to shit. Either shitty reveiews with no info or the same guys posting the same reviews on the same girl over and over. This used to be such a good board for good info on legit providers!
    Perhaps read some other posts from MG before putting him on blast for one that you found less than useful. If you'd read the past dozen or so, I suspect you'd agree that he has plenty of "info" to add to the board, including as to Tiffany and 5 Star. Just sayin'!

  15. #56465
    Quote Originally Posted by Waterskibum  [View Original Post]
    Has anyone gone to the big 3 and just gotten massage L1? I was wondering if the girls will do it or they are ony after the big payout for L3. I'm just looking for a decent massage w L1 and non AMPs are hit or miss, I'd like to do it with the good fun girls we all know and love.
    Most of these girls will probably do that however, you will have to pay the half hour rate or hour rate, but I wouldn't expect them to be massaging you for majority of the hour. LOL. Let them know what you want right when you get there so that the expectations are set and they will tell you yes or no.

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