Massage Parlor Reports

**BattMann** · 03-21-26 03:36

Originally Posted by PhilCorliss1 [View Original Post]

Canuck's experience was pretty much the same as mine. Very nice body but don't touch, 150 massage 30 extra for HJ, 200 Nude. I took the 180 option. Lame massage, and below average HJ. She was polite and reasonably friendly but better options out there especially at those prices One and done for me.

$180 for a massage and a handy with no girls or anything! Oh no! It needs to be a hell of a massage!! Thank you guys for replying. Why is it so hard to find a decent non-FS service around here?

Ya know, the commodity Asian Jack Shack is pretty standard I feel like in most cities, but outside of that, the service level around D-town is SO BAD! There are like ZERO independents (ok maybe 2, and one is a grandma and the other has a long term head injury), especially if you take out the ones that smell like cat piss or are on drugs or have so many rules they might as well be in a hazmat suit. I'm not looking to fuck either, but I don't have leprosy. Gloves, really?! Between reading other cities forums, a handful of random trips and a couple trips I've made over to Grand Rapids, where the grass IS greener in my experience: I got some FOMO.

I mean, what the fuck! Detroit is a decent sized city. The supply / demand situations creating the Mongering market are the same everywhere. Why can't we have a menu of options like most cities our size? Are we so pure?

Sorry, rant over. Won't do it again. Had to vent a little. I never get to travel anymore. Move to "mayhem" if needed.

**HeeJunk** · 03-20-26 20:48

Originally Posted by BlkGuru [View Original Post]

Has anyone heard of how Ronda's case turned out? I was a PP fan.

All the meaningful charges were dismissed. Typical outcome in most of these prostitution and trafficking cases.

**BlkGuru** · 03-20-26 15:49

Has anyone heard of how Ronda's case turned out? I was a PP fan.

**AMG2023** · 03-20-26 14:52

Originally Posted by HornBall420 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried this place? Best Massage on Cass in Mt Clemens?

Friendly staff. Inconsistent on fun. Angela takes all their calls, even as she works. She is the youngest there at 31. Others who might be there are Lisa or Emma, both over 40. Great potential with a lot of repeat visits and cash needed. YMMV.

**HornBall420** · 03-20-26 10:37

Has anyone tried this place? Best Nassage on Cass in Mt Clemens?

**Cbzunokagw** · 03-19-26 21:33

Booked an hour with one of the new girls, Eva. Was met at the door by Lisa, the other new talent. Intriguing also.

Eva is a sweetheart, is super smart, and has way better than average AMP English. She's also taller than average Chinese. Slim, nice butt, and cute A-cups with the largest amazing nipples I have experienced. That alone was worth the price of admission!

I get the sense she's new to this work. She arrived in the room with me face-up, a clear sign massage wasn't what I needed. She insisted, so I turned over. Had probably 10 minutes of massage, which was relaxing but not noteworthy. At the end she started teasing between the legs, and suggested I turn over. That led to some teasing, nipple play, and then to a VERY nice BBBJ. Then on goes the cover, CG and standing mish. Running out of time (see massage time before), she asked if I wanted more oral or a HJ. Got a hot towel in hopes she wasn't tasting latex, and ended up with more BBBJ and a HJ finish. With 5 minutes remaining, we cuddled and talked, very nice.

Really enjoyed the time with Eva. No script, and open to suggestion, I think because this is new to her. Very refreshing to meet a woman who needs direction, and she checked all of my boxes. Be patient with her and I think you'll have a nice time. Looking forward to my next experience with her.

**PhilCorliss1** · 03-19-26 10:44

Canuck's experience was pretty much the same as mine. Very nice body but don't touch, 150 massage 30 extra for HJ, 200 Nude. I took the 180 option. Lame massage, and below average HJ. She was polite and reasonably friendly but better options out there especially at those prices One and done for me.

Originally Posted by BattMann [View Original Post]

Thank you for the heads up, my friend. I only get so many opportunities to play. That sounds like a disappointing waste of an appointment.

**Detroit Brian** · 03-19-26 01:12

Have been on an addictive run lately, so decided to go back to Saigon after what seems like a decade, and may well have been. Did a cold walk-in, since my girlfriend stumbled on my "work phone" (burner) a few months ago, and had to lose it in a nearby river. Had seen Jenny a few times years ago when she was at PT, and am needing some more reasonably priced experiences, since I'm on such a tear, and the only pussy you can really get south of 100 is on ListCrawler or STG, which both require a burner. Jenny was always good for the full boat for $160 total, and by RTFF, I saw reports stating the same back at Saigon.

Jenny happened to be "off today. " My choices were the self-proclaimed "new girl" Megan, with braces and a low grade FUPA, or Amber, who looked great in the dim lighting and a white sundress. Picked Amber, after remembering some positive reports when I RTFF.

Best MP experience I've had in a long time. She seems mid-late 40's, but is super cute with a good body for her age. C cup man mades, thin but soft and not toned, but an overall really attractive Asian lady with C+ English skills. $60 house fee for the half hour.

I'm not feening for FS these days, and am just looking for some interesting ways to get off, so asked for CBJ (BBBJ is same price), FIV, DATY, FIA, DFK, then shallow CIM with snowball. She wanted $150 tip, but settled on $120 because that's all I had. Was great with all of the above. Said CFS was to be had with $150 tip. Not much more $, but I didn't really need it.

Great skills all around, and she is a sweetheart, which was kind of a surprise because she puts out aloof vibes. Beautiful, very small feet, which were almost too clean, LOL. Says she never does BBFS. I would never do it either, so fine witb me.

$60 to house, $120 tip, and an awesome experience. Will definitely repeat. Said she's from Texas and just comes up here for work and fun. Hope she stays awhile.

As always, YMMV.

Be careful out there.

**BattMann** · 03-18-26 22:12

Originally Posted by Canuck2026 [View Original Post]

I saw Tanya some time ago. Great looking with a knock out body but that's where it ends. Massage is non existent and is in a rush. She asked me to flip after about 10 minutes into an hour and went right to HE. Wouldn't let me touch her and hand job was mediocre at best. Personally I wouldn't waste your time or money.

Thank you for the heads up, my friend. I only get so many opportunities to play. That sounds like a disappointing waste of an appointment.

**Canuck2026** · 03-18-26 17:27

Originally Posted by BattMann [View Original Post]

I have a couple storefront places I visit, but I'm looking for a new independent. Not FS. Would like them to be competent at massage; Willing to go topless; not BBW; Standard HE is all that's needed otherwise. Open to suggestions or an UTR if anyone is feeling generous.

Thinking about kk, but don't like the idea of the handler. Also thinking about Jenn (Lisa's sister).

Anyone try this one?

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/3718853

I saw Tanya some time ago. Great looking with a knock out body but that's where it ends. Massage is non existent and is in a rush. She asked me to flip after about 10 minutes into an hour and went right to HE. Wouldn't let me touch her and hand job was mediocre at best. Personally I wouldn't waste your time or money.

**CarmeloJoe35** · 03-18-26 12:57

Originally Posted by TLong [View Original Post]

I received zero intel from anyone so TOFTT on several occasions. I've seen all three girls a few times over the last couple months. Ana, Coco, and Amy. Ana is probably the oldest in her 40's while Amy and Coco are probably in their mid to late 30's. Out of 10 I'd rate their looks, body, massage, and service as follows. Ana, 7, 7, 7, 8. Coco, 6, 7, 9, 8. And Amy, 5, 5, 6, 6. As always, YMMV. Overall, they lack the friendly enthusiasm of former staff, but they are good in a pinch. PM for more details.

I'm an off-an-on regular here but have seen all three girls more than once and these ratings are pretty accurate. Although, I would say Coco is probably a 7 in looks and spinner, while Anna has more of an average body, but still nice. YMMV. Coco gives the best massage overall. I suspect they are probably due for a worker rotation soon.

**CarmeloJoe35** · 03-18-26 12:52

Originally Posted by JackMeeOff [View Original Post]

Fatter and ugly face way less enthusiasm and complaining and winey just like a wife LOL.

That's sad. I haven't seen her in probably 4 years back when she was in her prime with an actually pretty nice body. We would actually do quite a bit because YMMV is for real, but it was always really awkward because the place is so small. I remember when she lost all the weight and looked really good. But it got annoying because she would have to jump off any time the phone rang or someone came to the shop. So I just decided not to go anymore.

**BattMann** · 03-18-26 12:44

I have a couple storefront places I visit, but I'm looking for a new independent. Not FS. Would like them to be competent at massage; Willing to go topless; not BBW; Standard HE is all that's needed otherwise. Open to suggestions or an UTR if anyone is feeling generous.

Thinking about kk, but don't like the idea of the handler. Also thinking about Jenn (Lisa's sister).

Anyone try this one?

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/3718853

**BattMann** · 03-18-26 12:35

Originally Posted by JumpingBean [View Original Post]

That's Libby, she works in an office complex gratiot /10 mile rd, she has been discussed on here the past month.

She's long been reported as no extras, but with the scattered reports of success here recently, I gave her a try. I don't usually strikeout on these "YMMV" types, but she told me strait up she doesn't offer extras. Nice woman. Decent Swedish massage. If she is open to providing HE occasionally, then it must be extremely rare. Not sure how she decides who makes the grade.

**PhatUnit** · 03-18-26 08:46

Originally Posted by BuddyHeld11 [View Original Post]

I tried this place after dark in January, motivated by a full service review on another platform. I was disappointed by a pretty good L1 service- disappointed that that was the only extra on the table, so to speak. To answer your question, the massage was not LMT quality, but your run of the mill pedestrian rub down that your GF may give. Good luck. As always, YMMV.

Curiosity got me and had a dream last week. Drew middle age named "you you" ok looking nothing special. As I walked in it seemed sketchy and I assumed this may be the place. I was like oh yeah here we go and massage was lame and wasn't responding well to OTC. Standard rushed ending don't think I will return.