Massage Parlor Reports

[BurtForPres]

Anybody have any experience with this place? Yes it is spelled just like in the title. It's in EP and looks like it might be good based off the Google search and their website says the offer nuru and erotica massage. I'm curious because it seems too good to be true. Thoughts?

If you believe this listing is good, I have some real estate in Bermuda to sell you.

It's bizzare to see such a flagrantly sexual ad posted in our area. Def a deposit scam. Only a matter of time before setmore kicks them off the platform.

[WoozerBuck]

Anybody have any experience with this place? Yes it is spelled just like in the title. It's in EP and looks like it might be good based off the Google search and their website says the offer nuru and erotica massage. I'm curious because it seems too good to be true. Thoughts?

They have a website, ads for nuru and erotic massage, 4 white chicks. Frankly I do not understand how they can go fully AMP like.

And not try to hide it. They have photos of a nuru massage on the Google ad.

Ph is out of town number. May be a complete deposit scam using a well known address.

Sheez.

W Buck.

[MeWantMassagey]

Anybody have any experience with this place? Yes it is spelled just like in the title. It's in EP and looks like it might be good based off the Google search and their website says the offer nuru and erotica massage. I'm curious because it seems too good to be true. Thoughts?

[Loran70]

Cramped, uncomfortable office in a decently busy office building. No hot towels (or towels period) and really heavily scented oils. Massage is good, and menu is open. Overall though, I won't repeat. Really not my kind of gal. Hygiene is not great, didn't feel very relaxed afterwards. If she's your type tho, go for it. She has her OnlyFans you can sub to for a preview.

Burt, you are one of the straight shooters here. I will take your advice and pass on this one.

Thanks.

[BurtForPres]

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/d...920588298.html

Anybody tried this one yet?

It looks promising. I will try it late next week.

Cramped, uncomfortable office in a decently busy office building. No hot towels (or towels period) and really heavily scented oils. Massage is good, and menu is open. Overall though, I won't repeat. Really not my kind of gal. Hygiene is not great, didn't feel very relaxed afterwards. If she's your type tho, go for it. She has her OnlyFans you can sub to for a preview.

[JmcGrawmn99]

GPS? I'm think I'm unfamiliar with this. Enlighten me please.

Golden Pussy Syndrome.

[MitchP4735]

I am seeing this too. I would never pay a deposit. The deposits and the epidemic of GPS are out of hand!

GPS? I'm think I'm unfamiliar with this. Enlighten me please.

[TomTomav]

I'm seeing more and more deposits required whether it be a provider or Craigslist or otherwise is becoming more and more popular, I have absolutely refused to pay any deposits mostly because I don't trust its and it leaves a digital trail.

How many of you guys are paying these deposits and how reliable are they?

I am seeing this too. I would never pay a deposit. The deposits and the epidemic of GPS are out of hand!

[JwJohnson6666]

I'm seeing more and more deposits required whether it be a provider or Craigslist or otherwise is becoming more and more popular, I have absolutely refused to pay any deposits mostly because I don't trust its and it leaves a digital trail.

How many of you guys are paying these deposits and how reliable are they?

I would only do deposits with well known / review porn star stars. Outside of that I do not do deposits personally.

[MitchP4735]

I'm seeing more and more deposits required whether it be a provider or Craigslist or otherwise is becoming more and more popular, I have absolutely refused to pay any deposits mostly because I don't trust its and it leaves a digital trail.

How many of you guys are paying these deposits and how reliable are they?

[Loran70]

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/d...920588298.html

Anybody tried this one yet?

It looks promising. I will try it late next week.

[Dream44]

I have been there 5 times trying my best and below are the results. This place is in a upscale strip mall and does not give off an AMP vibe. I have seen women waiting for a massage. The 5 star reviews on the internet probably are not exactly correct because you can get a discount if you give them a 5 star review. Rooms are decent with close door and comfortable beds and clean sheets.

1st time was with Anna. I got nude and laid down and when she came in, she gave me a 5 minute massage on my back and then proceeded to play with ass crack and my balls which felt dam good, especially when I got on all fours. 15 minutes later I flipped expecting a decent finish. Instead she grabbed my hand and said DIY. I said No but she was firm. I then had her play with my balls while I gave myself a DIY.

2nd time with Anna I was hoping for a full HJ. I experienced the exact same teasing routine but on the flip, she said DIY and again I refused and insisted she do it or I was done with massage. She then proceeded to give a HJ that was one of the worse. Slow motion with a weak grip and it seems like she tried to give me a shitty HJ or, she doesn't know how, which I can't believe.

3rd time I was with Linda. This experience was almost exactly like I had with Anna. I swear they must talk to each other. Anyway, when she grabbed my hand and told me to DIY, but I grabbed her hand and then we both gave me a HJ. Not too erotic.

4th time was with Nancy. Same routine but on the flip she went straight to the HJ without me even asking. Very mechanical and non-sensual. It was like hurry up and get this over.

Bottom line on the above 3 ladies is that I will not be back because they were all grannies. Old, unattractive and overweight. There are better options out there in my opinion. Also, the owner wants you to join their club which is like $100 per year. I did not pay because I told them that I was a member and they never looked me up to confirm.

5th time was with the owner, Ling, who was an attractive middle aged women without a beer belly. LOL. I thought I would give her a try without much expectation but she had always been friendly with me. She did cover me up, unlike the other 3, and she gave me a decent massage with some slight teasing but nothing to indicate anything would happen. I did ask for a happy ending but she smiled and said No.

Only good thing about this place is that it is in the SW suburbs.

[NotLarge1]

Is Sunshine Burnsville new? Anyone been there?

They have been discussed before. Located on Horizon in Burnsville. Next to Rose.

[Captainrelaxed]

Is Sunshine Burnsville new? Anyone been there?

[Crsm27]

I would look at this with some questions everyone. These agencies have been posting fake reviews all over the eroticreview. Just the sheer length and explicit detail are suspicious. The reviewer only has two posts I'm not sure I would trust this.

One of the reviews was deleted by admin. In Chicago.

Plus this should be in Escorts not massage. Which is always a "red flag" for advertizing. IMHO.