Massage Parlor Reports

**MeWantMassagey** · 03-18-26 20:01

Anybody have any experience with this place? Yes it is spelled just like in the title. It's in EP and looks like it might be good based off the Google search and their website says the offer nuru and erotica massage. I'm curious because it seems too good to be true. Thoughts?

**Loran70** · 03-16-26 15:23

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Cramped, uncomfortable office in a decently busy office building. No hot towels (or towels period) and really heavily scented oils. Massage is good, and menu is open. Overall though, I won't repeat. Really not my kind of gal. Hygiene is not great, didn't feel very relaxed afterwards. If she's your type tho, go for it. She has her OnlyFans you can sub to for a preview.

Burt, you are one of the straight shooters here. I will take your advice and pass on this one.

Thanks.

**BurtForPres** · 03-15-26 15:32

Originally Posted by Loran70 [View Original Post]

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/d...920588298.html

Anybody tried this one yet?

It looks promising. I will try it late next week.

Cramped, uncomfortable office in a decently busy office building. No hot towels (or towels period) and really heavily scented oils. Massage is good, and menu is open. Overall though, I won't repeat. Really not my kind of gal. Hygiene is not great, didn't feel very relaxed afterwards. If she's your type tho, go for it. She has her OnlyFans you can sub to for a preview.

**JmcGrawmn99** · 03-15-26 10:08

Originally Posted by MitchP4735 [View Original Post]

GPS? I'm think I'm unfamiliar with this. Enlighten me please.

Golden Pussy Syndrome.

**MitchP4735** · 03-15-26 09:31

Originally Posted by TomTomav [View Original Post]

I am seeing this too. I would never pay a deposit. The deposits and the epidemic of GPS are out of hand!

GPS? I'm think I'm unfamiliar with this. Enlighten me please.

**TomTomav** · 03-15-26 06:39

Originally Posted by MitchP4735 [View Original Post]

I'm seeing more and more deposits required whether it be a provider or Craigslist or otherwise is becoming more and more popular, I have absolutely refused to pay any deposits mostly because I don't trust its and it leaves a digital trail.

How many of you guys are paying these deposits and how reliable are they?

I am seeing this too. I would never pay a deposit. The deposits and the epidemic of GPS are out of hand!

**JwJohnson6666** · 03-14-26 21:46

Originally Posted by MitchP4735 [View Original Post]

I'm seeing more and more deposits required whether it be a provider or Craigslist or otherwise is becoming more and more popular, I have absolutely refused to pay any deposits mostly because I don't trust its and it leaves a digital trail.

How many of you guys are paying these deposits and how reliable are they?

I would only do deposits with well known / review porn star stars. Outside of that I do not do deposits personally.

**MitchP4735** · 03-14-26 21:26

I'm seeing more and more deposits required whether it be a provider or Craigslist or otherwise is becoming more and more popular, I have absolutely refused to pay any deposits mostly because I don't trust its and it leaves a digital trail.

How many of you guys are paying these deposits and how reliable are they?

**Loran70** · 03-13-26 22:17

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/d...920588298.html

Anybody tried this one yet?

It looks promising. I will try it late next week.

**Dream44** · 03-05-26 17:06

I have been there 5 times trying my best and below are the results. This place is in a upscale strip mall and does not give off an AMP vibe. I have seen women waiting for a massage. The 5 star reviews on the internet probably are not exactly correct because you can get a discount if you give them a 5 star review. Rooms are decent with close door and comfortable beds and clean sheets.

1st time was with Anna. I got nude and laid down and when she came in, she gave me a 5 minute massage on my back and then proceeded to play with ass crack and my balls which felt dam good, especially when I got on all fours. 15 minutes later I flipped expecting a decent finish. Instead she grabbed my hand and said DIY. I said No but she was firm. I then had her play with my balls while I gave myself a DIY.

2nd time with Anna I was hoping for a full HJ. I experienced the exact same teasing routine but on the flip, she said DIY and again I refused and insisted she do it or I was done with massage. She then proceeded to give a HJ that was one of the worse. Slow motion with a weak grip and it seems like she tried to give me a shitty HJ or, she doesn't know how, which I can't believe.

3rd time I was with Linda. This experience was almost exactly like I had with Anna. I swear they must talk to each other. Anyway, when she grabbed my hand and told me to DIY, but I grabbed her hand and then we both gave me a HJ. Not too erotic.

4th time was with Nancy. Same routine but on the flip she went straight to the HJ without me even asking. Very mechanical and non-sensual. It was like hurry up and get this over.

Bottom line on the above 3 ladies is that I will not be back because they were all grannies. Old, unattractive and overweight. There are better options out there in my opinion. Also, the owner wants you to join their club which is like $100 per year. I did not pay because I told them that I was a member and they never looked me up to confirm.

5th time was with the owner, Ling, who was an attractive middle aged women without a beer belly. LOL. I thought I would give her a try without much expectation but she had always been friendly with me. She did cover me up, unlike the other 3, and she gave me a decent massage with some slight teasing but nothing to indicate anything would happen. I did ask for a happy ending but she smiled and said No.

Only good thing about this place is that it is in the SW suburbs.

**NotLarge1** · 03-05-26 14:10

Originally Posted by Captainrelaxed [View Original Post]

Is Sunshine Burnsville new? Anyone been there?

They have been discussed before. Located on Horizon in Burnsville. Next to Rose.

**Captainrelaxed** · 03-04-26 19:58

Is Sunshine Burnsville new? Anyone been there?

**Crsm27** · 03-02-26 13:10

Originally Posted by ThorsDad [View Original Post]

I would look at this with some questions everyone. These agencies have been posting fake reviews all over the eroticreview. Just the sheer length and explicit detail are suspicious. The reviewer only has two posts I'm not sure I would trust this.

One of the reviews was deleted by admin. In Chicago.

Plus this should be in Escorts not massage. Which is always a "red flag" for advertizing. IMHO.

**ThorsDad** · 03-02-26 12:52

Originally Posted by Anny666 [View Original Post]

Make my way to the incall, and Lillan opens the door. Immediately, I am floored by her looks. She is drop dead gorgeous for me. Very nice figure, soft skin, voluptuous ass and great natural tits. Definitely not a young type, but I prefer the older types with hot looks and killer body. She goes right in for soft DFK at the door and I'm feeling up on her body and getting hard. Meanwhile, she is grabbing my cock outside my pants.

We must have made out at the door for what must've been 5 minutes. Finally, she leads me to the bedroom where we do more of the sensual DFK and I lay her on the bed. Move her panties to the side and go for the DATY, nice and soft like she likes it. She gives great feedback and tells me just how she likes it. I continue this nice and long for about 15 minutes and she is extremely wet. She asks about shower but I told her I already took a shower before coming so we take off the rest of our clothes and I go straight into mish. Due to the extended DATY prior, her pussy feels so good nice and wet. Literally one of the best pussies I've had in a while and she has great pussy control gripping on my dick while I pound away. She is also really getting into it and getting passionate, grabbing my ass and pulling me in deeper. I switch up to have her legs on my shoulders to get a deeper angle in and she is going crazy for this position. I grind harder and she is squirting all over my dick and making a mess. I must've smashed for what must've been 20 or 25 minutes and she isn't complaining but instead, really being vocal about how much she is enjoying me.

After a while, I ask for CIM and she takes a huge load like a champ. Most important, she doesn't immediately go to spit, but lets me enjoy the orgasm to completion keeping on me for some time. After this, we chit chat a little but time is short so quickly move for round 2 which is more of the same, me smashing in different positions and then CIM finish.

I left completely drained but wanting to see her again so I book another appointment for later in the night and she completely drained my balls again twice later that day. This is the only time someone has drained me completely 4 times in a day. The other was my ATF 2 years ago who's now retired.

Overall, left completely satisfied but definitely wanting to see her again. Lillan is very addictive. Either she is a great actor or the entire performance was completely genuine. Either way, I was convinced and I was completely excited during encounter. Can't wait to see her again when I can.

Here's where her photos are.

https://www.rubgalstits.com/Lillan.html

I would look at this with some questions everyone. These agencies have been posting fake reviews all over the eroticreview. Just the sheer length and explicit detail are suspicious. The reviewer only has two posts I'm not sure I would trust this.

**Anny666** · 03-02-26 05:47

Make my way to the incall, and Lillan opens the door. Immediately, I am floored by her looks. She is drop dead gorgeous for me. Very nice figure, soft skin, voluptuous ass and great natural tits. Definitely not a young type, but I prefer the older types with hot looks and killer body. She goes right in for soft DFK at the door and I'm feeling up on her body and getting hard. Meanwhile, she is grabbing my cock outside my pants.

We must have made out at the door for what must've been 5 minutes. Finally, she leads me to the bedroom where we do more of the sensual DFK and I lay her on the bed. Move her panties to the side and go for the DATY, nice and soft like she likes it. She gives great feedback and tells me just how she likes it. I continue this nice and long for about 15 minutes and she is extremely wet. She asks about shower but I told her I already took a shower before coming so we take off the rest of our clothes and I go straight into mish. Due to the extended DATY prior, her pussy feels so good nice and wet. Literally one of the best pussies I've had in a while and she has great pussy control gripping on my dick while I pound away. She is also really getting into it and getting passionate, grabbing my ass and pulling me in deeper. I switch up to have her legs on my shoulders to get a deeper angle in and she is going crazy for this position. I grind harder and she is squirting all over my dick and making a mess. I must've smashed for what must've been 20 or 25 minutes and she isn't complaining but instead, really being vocal about how much she is enjoying me.

After a while, I ask for CIM and she takes a huge load like a champ. Most important, she doesn't immediately go to spit, but lets me enjoy the orgasm to completion keeping on me for some time. After this, we chit chat a little but time is short so quickly move for round 2 which is more of the same, me smashing in different positions and then CIM finish.

I left completely drained but wanting to see her again so I book another appointment for later in the night and she completely drained my balls again twice later that day. This is the only time someone has drained me completely 4 times in a day. The other was my ATF 2 years ago who's now retired.

Overall, left completely satisfied but definitely wanting to see her again. Lillan is very addictive. Either she is a great actor or the entire performance was completely genuine. Either way, I was convinced and I was completely excited during encounter. Can't wait to see her again when I can.

Here's where her photos are.

https://www.rubgalstits.com/Lillan.html