Massage Parlor Reports

**Cermic1** · 03-20-26 18:58

I've always had decent luck here, but when my go to left, I stopped going. Went back after a report on here stating bad luck.

So I will admit I did not have the most beneficial situation. I have very unruly hair so I keep it short, pretty sure they thought I was a cop.

It was also late at night. I walked it around 915, they were literally locking up and coralled me in to see me right away.

I was talked into a 2 girl 4-hand massage for $100 for half hour.

They whispered they entire time in their own language. I don't want to assume, but guessing Chinese. It felt like they were casting spells on me.

On the flip, they covered me up pretty much immediately but it did come off a bit. I arose to full mast and they kept insisting on DIY, they even had me grabbing their asses and tits trying to get me to do it. I dan do it myself at home, I'm not going to do it myself here.

They finished up, walked out, I handed each of them a $10, they were disgruntled by that, I eventually gave them $20 total each. I may be back, doubt it, but if I am, I want them remembering good tips.

Overall though, rather displeased.

**Mplsguy9** · 03-20-26 11:25

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

Also for anyone asking previously I will clear my inbox later tonight I got too many messages from my last post.

Thank you! I sent a question about names for the two girls at Harmony in Wayzata. I have been 10 x and probably 50-50 on success. Would like something more reliable. Have also been to Harmony in St Paul. My ATF from there is out of town sadly. (in China). Thanks!

**Mplsguy9** · 03-19-26 23:09

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

So it's been pretty dead recently, but I have had some outings.

Tang. Someone else posted here, I found this place on Google Maps. On the flip the lady asked if I wanted to be stretched, I said sure and she stretched my legs. She tried to keep my junk covered, after the third or fourth slip she just took the towel off and did the rest of the session while I was uncovered. No HE but offered DIY. Massage itself was pretty good!

Serenity. Went twice, first time I had the woman at the front, she had a pretty face and large breasts but she has a flat ass. She let me play with her boobs and she stroked me BUT she did not want to finish me, so before I did I let her know so I could finish. Don't want to be an ass. Went back, got a different lady. The room I was in had a shower, at the halfway mark of the 1 hour time she flipped me and immediately did HE. She did the rest of the 25 minutes and then had me rinse off. This place isn't bad so far.

Rose Lake. I might have made a post about this place before, but a few months ago I went and had a mid to late 30's gal with curly hair and a large butt. She did HE, was not happy I wouldn't give her like $80 for standard HE, she did pull her pants down and let me rub her butt while she yanked away. Called 3 different days weeks and month later and now seems to only be an older lady working there. When I get a girl I like I need to ask for a phone number or something.

Hi Poogs. Can you say who the 2 girls at Harmony Wazata that did a double on you were? Thanks so much!

**OnlyMe1234** · 03-19-26 22:50

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

If you believe this listing is good, I have some real estate in Bermuda to sell you.

It's bizzare to see such a flagrantly sexual ad posted in our area. Def a deposit scam. Only a matter of time before setmore kicks them off the platform.

Originally Posted by WoozerBuck [View Original Post]

They have a website, ads for nuru and erotic massage, 4 white chicks. Frankly I do not understand how they can go fully AMP like.

And not try to hide it. They have photos of a nuru massage on the Google ad.

Ph is out of town number. May be a complete deposit scam using a well known address.

Sheez.

W Buck.

Not saying its legit because it definitely looks too good to be true but that's pretty nice website for scam. A lot of legit places don't have that nice of a site. Googled the number and comes back as Divine Hands Serenity Massage in San Fran which doesn't seem to actually exist. It's got a Yelp page but not much more. It lists the manager as Pieta S and has the same pic as Pieta West does for the site here. When I googled the name, I got this from Google AI: "Based on your search, there is no single prominent business named "Divine Hands Serenity Massage" in San Francisco. You may be looking for Serenity Wellness Spa or a specialized therapist such as Divine Hands Massage Therapy by Diann (a certified massage therapist). Other nearby options in the Bay Area include Serenity Massage & Wellness. ".

Definitely a scam but got to give them some credit for the professionalism, minus being very blunt, of their website.

**Loran70** · 03-19-26 17:05

Are there any AMPs in the extended Twin cities metro area with Japanese or Korean ladies on the staff?

I am seeking a change of pace from the usual Chinese offerings.

Info on Japanese escorts would also be welcomed.

**Dream44** · 03-19-26 14:43

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

If you believe this listing is good, I have some real estate in Bermuda to sell you.

It's bizzare to see such a flagrantly sexual ad posted in our area. Def a deposit scam. Only a matter of time before setmore kicks them off the platform.

This new place has the exact same address as Jade Massage, which took over Rose massage office. There is one difference tough, and that is the suite number. Looks like they are locates next door to Jade. Sounds like a scam.

**BurtForPres** · 03-19-26 01:05

Originally Posted by MeWantMassagey [View Original Post]

Anybody have any experience with this place? Yes it is spelled just like in the title. It's in EP and looks like it might be good based off the Google search and their website says the offer nuru and erotica massage. I'm curious because it seems too good to be true. Thoughts?

If you believe this listing is good, I have some real estate in Bermuda to sell you.

It's bizzare to see such a flagrantly sexual ad posted in our area. Def a deposit scam. Only a matter of time before setmore kicks them off the platform.

**WoozerBuck** · 03-18-26 22:50

Originally Posted by MeWantMassagey [View Original Post]

Anybody have any experience with this place? Yes it is spelled just like in the title. It's in EP and looks like it might be good based off the Google search and their website says the offer nuru and erotica massage. I'm curious because it seems too good to be true. Thoughts?

They have a website, ads for nuru and erotic massage, 4 white chicks. Frankly I do not understand how they can go fully AMP like.

And not try to hide it. They have photos of a nuru massage on the Google ad.

Ph is out of town number. May be a complete deposit scam using a well known address.

Sheez.

W Buck.

**MeWantMassagey** · 03-18-26 20:01

Anybody have any experience with this place? Yes it is spelled just like in the title. It's in EP and looks like it might be good based off the Google search and their website says the offer nuru and erotica massage. I'm curious because it seems too good to be true. Thoughts?

**Loran70** · 03-16-26 15:23

Originally Posted by BurtForPres [View Original Post]

Cramped, uncomfortable office in a decently busy office building. No hot towels (or towels period) and really heavily scented oils. Massage is good, and menu is open. Overall though, I won't repeat. Really not my kind of gal. Hygiene is not great, didn't feel very relaxed afterwards. If she's your type tho, go for it. She has her OnlyFans you can sub to for a preview.

Burt, you are one of the straight shooters here. I will take your advice and pass on this one.

Thanks.

**BurtForPres** · 03-15-26 15:32

Originally Posted by Loran70 [View Original Post]

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/d...920588298.html

Anybody tried this one yet?

It looks promising. I will try it late next week.

Cramped, uncomfortable office in a decently busy office building. No hot towels (or towels period) and really heavily scented oils. Massage is good, and menu is open. Overall though, I won't repeat. Really not my kind of gal. Hygiene is not great, didn't feel very relaxed afterwards. If she's your type tho, go for it. She has her OnlyFans you can sub to for a preview.

**JmcGrawmn99** · 03-15-26 10:08

Originally Posted by MitchP4735 [View Original Post]

GPS? I'm think I'm unfamiliar with this. Enlighten me please.

Golden Pussy Syndrome.

**MitchP4735** · 03-15-26 09:31

Originally Posted by TomTomav [View Original Post]

I am seeing this too. I would never pay a deposit. The deposits and the epidemic of GPS are out of hand!

GPS? I'm think I'm unfamiliar with this. Enlighten me please.

**TomTomav** · 03-15-26 06:39

Originally Posted by MitchP4735 [View Original Post]

I'm seeing more and more deposits required whether it be a provider or Craigslist or otherwise is becoming more and more popular, I have absolutely refused to pay any deposits mostly because I don't trust its and it leaves a digital trail.

How many of you guys are paying these deposits and how reliable are they?

I am seeing this too. I would never pay a deposit. The deposits and the epidemic of GPS are out of hand!

**JwJohnson6666** · 03-14-26 21:46

Originally Posted by MitchP4735 [View Original Post]

I'm seeing more and more deposits required whether it be a provider or Craigslist or otherwise is becoming more and more popular, I have absolutely refused to pay any deposits mostly because I don't trust its and it leaves a digital trail.

How many of you guys are paying these deposits and how reliable are they?

I would only do deposits with well known / review porn star stars. Outside of that I do not do deposits personally.