Massage Parlor Reports

[RowdyReptile]

Stopped by Orchid tonight and I'm sad to say it wasn't great. I know we've all seen the reviews of the girls at this joint, especially Abby, but sadly this experience did not live up to the hype or level of service I've had at the same location with different providers.

Abby. Between 4'10 and 5 foot, 100-115 lbs, MILF vibe, pretty face, great mm C's with a not terrible scar and an ok butt.

Greeted me at the door, introduced herself which is great bc she's exactly who I wanted from seeing everyone else's reviews. Dropped the $$ donation for hhr and then later upgraded to BBFS for an extra $. From the get go it was not passionate at all, very mechanical, only light kisses, barely any fondling. Figured that things would warm up in the table shower, I was wrong. Straddled me while face down and washing me up and down, rinse me off and fire the absolute bare minimum body slide, like it lasted 2 minutes I swear. Tried to get her to do TUMA, which I've heard she is the best in Orlando according to yall, and she gave a half assed attempt (no pun intended) she was off to the side but still on the bed and obviously it would be hard to do TUMA from the side.

Did you give Abby a heads up on your raging hemorrhoid?

That's really going to scare a gal if you didn't let her know. Plus I'm sure it was very difficult for you to wipe your poo off it, because of the pain, so there's that, so it must've been in rare form for poor Abby. A bloody, crusty looking over cooked brown mass to gander.

You sound uncouth, sir.

[MarkGew]

And I'm sure they're going to be pretty strict on newcomers that they don't know yet because one of the girls got roughed up last night and robbed by two guys. I'm not going to say the name but I mean damn! Thankfully the girl was able to scream before they covered her mouth and other people in the hotel heard it and came out so the two men took off, and the girl called the cops. This also happened to a Spanish girl that I know here in Orlando and the guy roughed her up pretty good and held her in her room for about 45 minutes and was even trying to choke her out to the point she was passing out. Telling her shit like this would be the last thing she sees in her life is the hotel room. Some of these people are just real pieces of shit.

WTF Didn't know all that, I was talking with one last year that said she had a friend keeping an eye on things for her.

Guess that guy last week that thought he was being watched was being watched by the wrong people?

legal or illegal cash business... always that risk.

[BigDaddieT]

I text Menji about seeing Yume this week. Sent a standard message, my basic details and very polite. And no response. So I sent an additional message the next morning, again being polite and stated I was a serious customer and would not waste their time. Again, nothing. I usually do not like to call because I am terrible at understanding an asian accent but I guess I will try tomorrowevening. Is that normal for them to ghost text messages? Spending a week in the area starting Thursday and the one thing I wanted to experience the most seems out of reach 🙃.

I was looking for something tonight and saw the buzz about yume and scraped together some coin and went to dream about her. Interestingly enough when I reached out they asked for another a vouch from another broker. I haven't done much agency especially with how many spas there are in Orlando so that's what I responded with and I was ghosted. Was wondering if anyone had any information or recommendations for me to be able to go see yume before she is gone it would be greatly appreciated!

[VictorXtra1]

No TUMA for you. Poor fella! Well, not every bootyhole is worthy of the treatment. Someone us have asshole that look more like sarlacc pit than a cute little star fish. You can't expect anyone to kiss that monstrosity. LOL dude, not only did you cum in her after being told not too but you also tried to rob the lady. You are the worst MF'er on this forum for sure. I'm laughing as I write this but damn, I mean it. Pure dirt bag behavior.

She was almost in tears and not because he almost ripped her off! But he demanded his 100 back initially from her and was being a real jerk towards her like trying to manipulate her and kept badgering her to the point where she almost started to cry she said no guarantee it was this fella but his review seemed like the washed up version of what actually went down with her. She made it sound like he's a scary dude to be around if your a woman not really taking a No for an answer, whomever it was! Like this might not be him! But Abby was scared she said and she won't see him again! He was talking down to her and everything! At the end of the day Abby is a human being and a nice person to not deserving of emotional manipulation and mental abuse.

[PapiiChulo]

Tell that to Robert Kraft!

I think they have better things to do like keep their cash cow flowing, keeping the girls (business assets) safe. I would be that hardheaded guy and say F you, here's my wife's # because I'm this close to telling her so long BEOTCH! You just made it happen sooner and I can't begin to thank you enough.

[HappyXxx]

I'm all for everyone safety and also got in early with not much screening 'but' asking for your LinkedIn profile. I don't think so...that guy ain't wrong for refusing... hopefully they ain't taking it to the next level and cashing in on the extortion racket

of course I don't even have one! as I've previously stated I'm just a simple sob, working stiff, construction all my life.

And I'm sure they're going to be pretty strict on newcomers that they don't know yet because one of the girls got roughed up last night and robbed by two guys. I'm not going to say the name but I mean damn! Thankfully the girl was able to scream before they covered her mouth and other people in the hotel heard it and came out so the two men took off, and the girl called the cops. This also happened to a Spanish girl that I know here in Orlando and the guy roughed her up pretty good and held her in her room for about 45 minutes and was even trying to choke her out to the point she was passing out. Telling her shit like this would be the last thing she sees in her life is the hotel room. Some of these people are just real pieces of shit.

[MarkGew]

Agree with you. I did the LinkedIn thing with a similar agency when I was visiting NYC and had no issues. I understand why some would be hesitant but at the same time I get why these places need to screen us. It's a two way street.

10-4 it was just a thought.

[King86]

I think they have better things to do like keep their cash cow flowing, keeping the girls (business assets) safe. I would be that hardheaded guy and say F you, here's my wife's # because I'm this close to telling her so long BEOTCH! You just made it happen sooner and I can't begin to thank you enough.

Agree with you. I did the LinkedIn thing with a similar agency when I was visiting NYC and had no issues. I understand why some would be hesitant but at the same time I get why these places need to screen us. It's a two way street.

[HappyXxx]

I think they have better things to do like keep their cash cow flowing, keeping the girls (business assets) safe. I would be that hardheaded guy and say F you, here's my wife's # because I'm this close to telling her so long BEOTCH! You just made it happen sooner and I can't begin to thank you enough.

Your crazy! LOL.

[HappyXxx]

I'm all for everyone safety and also got in early with not much screening 'but' asking for your LinkedIn profile. I don't think so...that guy ain't wrong for refusing... hopefully they ain't taking it to the next level and cashing in on the extortion racket

of course I don't even have one! as I've previously stated I'm just a simple sob, working stiff, construction all my life.

Yeah I wouldn't give That info out either but the girl on the phone for Meiji is not the regular scheduler right now so she might be more cautious.

[SlimShady96]

I'm all for everyone safety and also got in early with not much screening 'but' asking for your LinkedIn profile. I don't think so...that guy ain't wrong for refusing... hopefully they ain't taking it to the next level and cashing in on the extortion racket

of course I don't even have one! as I've previously stated I'm just a simple sob, working stiff, construction all my life 🤣

I think they have better things to do like keep their cash cow flowing, keeping the girls (business assets) safe. I would be that hardheaded guy and say F you, here's my wife's # because I'm this close to telling her so long BEOTCH! You just made it happen sooner and I can't begin to thank you enough.

[Scoup25]

First, big thank you to the group. I have a business trip planned second week of April and thanks to the sharing of detailed, entertaining, and informative reports I have a good plan of what to expect, where to go and what processes to follow.

If possible, I am asking for a little additional info I haven't been able to find. Is there any authentic, or as close to it, nuru therapist in the Orlando area? I have read the spa and Meiji reports and if that is what's there then it will work, but if there is an authentic nuru provider, and you could share info, it would greatly be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

If you ever find yourself in the panhandle and need info (other than don't come for a hobby experience) feel free to ask.

[MarkGew]

Same here, when they first came to town I was one of their first customers, and things were pretty easy then but they are smart for doing some screening now because most of the other agencies do as well and this ensures the safety for other customers and the girls themselves.

I'm all for everyone safety and also got in early with not much screening 'but' asking for your LinkedIn profile. I don't think so...that guy ain't wrong for refusing... hopefully they ain't taking it to the next level and cashing in on the extortion racket

of course I don't even have one! as I've previously stated I'm just a simple sob, working stiff, construction all my life 🤣

[AznDaddy]

Decided to hit up this spot due to all the reviews. I called and made an appointment with Abby cause after scoping her out on here I liked the way she sounded. I do want to hit up Bella next tho.

The session was pretty good. Got the standard wash down where they cleaned me off then she did some B2B with oil on her tits and body. By the flip I was pretty hard and she was pretty much naked at this point. She got on her knees and went for the BBBJ. Pretty great DSL and suction. She covered me up and leaned over the table where we went on a wild ride. Cleaned me up and I was on my wayy.

[Mikaeles]

Stopped by Orchid tonight and I'm sad to say it wasn't great. I know we've all seen the reviews of the girls at this joint, especially Abby, but sadly this experience did not live up to the hype or level of service I've had at the same location with different providers.

Abby. Between 4'10 and 5 foot, 100-115 lbs, MILF vibe, pretty face, great mm C's with a not terrible scar and an ok butt.

Greeted me at the door, introduced herself which is great bc she's exactly who I wanted from seeing everyone else's reviews. Dropped the $$ donation for hhr and then later upgraded to BBFS for an extra $. From the get go it was not passionate at all, very mechanical, only light kisses, barely any fondling. Figured that things would warm up in the table shower, I was wrong. Straddled me while face down and washing me up and down, rinse me off and fire the absolute bare minimum body slide, like it lasted 2 minutes I swear. Tried to get her to do TUMA, which I've heard she is the best in Orlando according to yall, and she gave a half assed attempt (no pun intended) she was off to the side but still on the bed and obviously it would be hard to do TUMA from the side. She gets me to flip, gives a 45 second bbj, doesn't do any front body slide at all, then gets into 69 but won't let me get anywhere near the goods and that only lasted 1 minute as well.

LOL and this is an example of how not to get gatekeepers to share info with you. I think the problem may have been you and not Abby just putting that out there.