Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyXxx]

I'm all for everyone safety and also got in early with not much screening 'but' asking for your LinkedIn profile. I don't think so...that guy ain't wrong for refusing... hopefully they ain't taking it to the next level and cashing in on the extortion racket

of course I don't even have one! as I've previously stated I'm just a simple sob, working stiff, construction all my life.

Yeah I wouldn't give That info out either but the girl on the phone for Meiji is not the regular scheduler right now so she might be more cautious.

[SlimShady96]

I'm all for everyone safety and also got in early with not much screening 'but' asking for your LinkedIn profile. I don't think so...that guy ain't wrong for refusing... hopefully they ain't taking it to the next level and cashing in on the extortion racket

of course I don't even have one! as I've previously stated I'm just a simple sob, working stiff, construction all my life 🤣

I think they have better things to do like keep their cash cow flowing, keeping the girls (business assets) safe. I would be that hardheaded guy and say F you, here's my wife's # because I'm this close to telling her so long BEOTCH! You just made it happen sooner and I can't begin to thank you enough.

[Scoup25]

First, big thank you to the group. I have a business trip planned second week of April and thanks to the sharing of detailed, entertaining, and informative reports I have a good plan of what to expect, where to go and what processes to follow.

If possible, I am asking for a little additional info I haven't been able to find. Is there any authentic, or as close to it, nuru therapist in the Orlando area? I have read the spa and Meiji reports and if that is what's there then it will work, but if there is an authentic nuru provider, and you could share info, it would greatly be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

If you ever find yourself in the panhandle and need info (other than don't come for a hobby experience) feel free to ask.

[MarkGew]

Same here, when they first came to town I was one of their first customers, and things were pretty easy then but they are smart for doing some screening now because most of the other agencies do as well and this ensures the safety for other customers and the girls themselves.

I'm all for everyone safety and also got in early with not much screening 'but' asking for your LinkedIn profile. I don't think so...that guy ain't wrong for refusing... hopefully they ain't taking it to the next level and cashing in on the extortion racket

of course I don't even have one! as I've previously stated I'm just a simple sob, working stiff, construction all my life 🤣

[AznDaddy]

Decided to hit up this spot due to all the reviews. I called and made an appointment with Abby cause after scoping her out on here I liked the way she sounded. I do want to hit up Bella next tho.

The session was pretty good. Got the standard wash down where they cleaned me off then she did some B2B with oil on her tits and body. By the flip I was pretty hard and she was pretty much naked at this point. She got on her knees and went for the BBBJ. Pretty great DSL and suction. She covered me up and leaned over the table where we went on a wild ride. Cleaned me up and I was on my wayy.

[Mikaeles]

Stopped by Orchid tonight and I'm sad to say it wasn't great. I know we've all seen the reviews of the girls at this joint, especially Abby, but sadly this experience did not live up to the hype or level of service I've had at the same location with different providers.

Abby. Between 4'10 and 5 foot, 100-115 lbs, MILF vibe, pretty face, great mm C's with a not terrible scar and an ok butt.

Greeted me at the door, introduced herself which is great bc she's exactly who I wanted from seeing everyone else's reviews. Dropped the $$ donation for hhr and then later upgraded to BBFS for an extra $. From the get go it was not passionate at all, very mechanical, only light kisses, barely any fondling. Figured that things would warm up in the table shower, I was wrong. Straddled me while face down and washing me up and down, rinse me off and fire the absolute bare minimum body slide, like it lasted 2 minutes I swear. Tried to get her to do TUMA, which I've heard she is the best in Orlando according to yall, and she gave a half assed attempt (no pun intended) she was off to the side but still on the bed and obviously it would be hard to do TUMA from the side. She gets me to flip, gives a 45 second bbj, doesn't do any front body slide at all, then gets into 69 but won't let me get anywhere near the goods and that only lasted 1 minute as well.

LOL and this is an example of how not to get gatekeepers to share info with you. I think the problem may have been you and not Abby just putting that out there.

[Voyavoya]

this is when I ask to do BBFS and I go to give her the standard additional $ I've seen reported on here and she's asking me for more! Then she starts saying BBFS no cip, then what's the point of that? After showing I had no more money I won that argument. Back to business, I started trying to just pump and dump since this experience was just terrible. After a few minutes I release deep inside to make her do some work and clean it out. She leaves the room and leaves the $ laying in the chair and I almost grabbed that shit back and pretended like she lost it but I noticed it too late. Cleaned myself up (she didn't even do that for me) with a hot towel. All in all, I was out in 15 minutes.

I got to say, I'm deeply disappointed, I was excited to see her since she's my type (small) but it was probably one of, if not the worse AMP experience I've had.

This was about 2 hours before closing, maybe it was time of day, maybe it was just one of those days, maybe it was YMMV (I'm a little overweight but nothing extreme and in a totally non biased way, I think I'm decently good looking LOL) but I don't think any of these reasons excuses the sheer lack of effort put it in. I highly doubt I'll be going back to see Abby.

No TUMA for you. Poor fella! Well, not every bootyhole is worthy of the treatment. Someone us have asshole that look more like sarlacc pit than a cute little star fish. You can't expect anyone to kiss that monstrosity. LOL dude, not only did you cum in her after being told not too but you also tried to rob the lady. You are the worst MF'er on this forum for sure. I'm laughing as I write this but damn, I mean it. Pure dirt bag behavior.

[HappyXxx]

When they first came to town, I just sent a text asking if a reviewed girl was available, a few minutes later they said yes, how long honey? I said 30 minutes and the rest is history. I can only guess that my phone number shows my business when googled. I have never had any problems what's so ever.

Same here, when they first came to town I was one of their first customers, and things were pretty easy then but they are smart for doing some screening now because most of the other agencies do as well and this ensures the safety for other customers and the girls themselves.

[SlimShady96]

Hard pass. They tried to verify asking for my linked in profile. This place screams of cameras or extortion.

When they first came to town, I just sent a text asking if a reviewed girl was available, a few minutes later they said yes, how long honey? I said 30 minutes and the rest is history. I can only guess that my phone number shows my business when googled. I have never had any problems what's so ever.

[MarkGew]

Stopped by Orchid tonight and I'm sad to say it wasn't great. I know we've all seen the reviews of the girls at this joint, especially Abby, but sadly this experience did not live up to the hype or level of service I've had at the same location with different providers.

Abby. Between 4'10 and 5 foot, 100-115 lbs, MILF vibe, pretty face, great mm C's with a not terrible scar and an ok butt.

Greeted me at the door, introduced herself which is great bc she's exactly who I wanted from seeing everyone else's reviews. Dropped the $$ donation for hhr and then later upgraded to BBFS for an extra $. From the get go it was not passionate at all, very mechanical, only light kisses, barely any fondling. Figured that things would warm up in the table shower, I was wrong. Straddled me while face down and washing me up and down, rinse me off and fire the absolute bare minimum body slide, like it lasted 2 minutes I swear. Tried to get her to do TUMA, which I've heard she is the best in Orlando according to yall, and she gave a half assed attempt (no pun intended) she was off to the side but still on the bed and obviously it would be hard to do TUMA from the side. She gets me to flip, gives a 45 second bbj, doesn't do any front body slide at all, then gets into 69 but won't let me get anywhere near the goods and that only lasted 1 minute as well.

Off to the room, she has me lay down face down, puts some oil on her tits and stomach then does another very quick body slide while kissing my back and ass, I lift up to and get TUMA which finally happens but it was hardly the best I've ever had, I'm pressed to say it was even top 10. Flip for cg and on goes the cover, does a 30 second jackhammer in cg then tells me to go in missionary, this is when I ask to do BBFS and I go to give her the standard additional $ I've seen reported on here and she's asking me for more! Then she starts saying BBFS no cip, then what's the point of that? After showing I had no more money I won that argument. Back to business, I started trying to just pump and dump since this experience was just terrible. After a few minutes I release deep inside to make her do some work and clean it out. She leaves the room and leaves the $ laying in the chair and I almost grabbed that shit back and pretended like she lost it but I noticed it too late. Cleaned myself up (she didn't even do that for me) with a hot towel. All in all, I was out in 15 minutes.

I got to say, I'm deeply disappointed, I was excited to see her since she's my type (small) but it was probably one of, if not the worse AMP experience I've had.

This was about 2 hours before closing, maybe it was time of day, maybe it was just one of those days, maybe it was YMMV (I'm a little overweight but nothing extreme and in a totally non biased way, I think I'm decently good looking LOL) but I don't think any of these reasons excuses the sheer lack of effort put it in. I highly doubt I'll be going back to see Abby.

The nice guys say some of these reviews you've got to take with the grain of salt or maybe the chemistry just wasn't there 🤣.

I say some of these reviews are from blind or delusional or complete frauds 🤣.

I've met and spent time with Abby she's okay. But a queen? I don't think so!

[HappyXxx]

So they won't bend at all on their verification process? Liinkedin profile is some bs. Staying low profile is key to this hobby for most of us.

Wait until the regular girl gets back that does the scheduling.

[HappyXxx]

The regular scheduler / booker let me know last week that she would be out of town for about 10 days and she handed her phone over to a colleague. I repeated with Yume since she left and it seems the temporary Mama-san is not so great with the language, and communication was a bit awkward. Maybe new non-vetted requests are being put on hold till the regular handler returns. Just a thought.

Yeah, she should be returning soon. Yume and I'm sure the other girls are getting a little frustrated at the fill in scheduler. Thanks for the info.

[Awgest]

Stopped by Orchid tonight and I'm sad to say it wasn't great. I know we've all seen the reviews of the girls at this joint, especially Abby, but sadly this experience did not live up to the hype or level of service I've had at the same location with different providers.

Abby. Between 4'10 and 5 foot, 100-115 lbs, MILF vibe, pretty face, great mm C's with a not terrible scar and an ok butt.

Greeted me at the door, introduced herself which is great bc she's exactly who I wanted from seeing everyone else's reviews. Dropped the $$ donation for hhr and then later upgraded to BBFS for an extra $. From the get go it was not passionate at all, very mechanical, only light kisses, barely any fondling. Figured that things would warm up in the table shower, I was wrong. Straddled me while face down and washing me up and down, rinse me off and fire the absolute bare minimum body slide, like it lasted 2 minutes I swear. Tried to get her to do TUMA, which I've heard she is the best in Orlando according to yall, and she gave a half assed attempt (no pun intended) she was off to the side but still on the bed and obviously it would be hard to do TUMA from the side. She gets me to flip, gives a 45 second bbj, doesn't do any front body slide at all, then gets into 69 but won't let me get anywhere near the goods and that only lasted 1 minute as well.

Off to the room, she has me lay down face down, puts some oil on her tits and stomach then does another very quick body slide while kissing my back and ass, I lift up to and get TUMA which finally happens but it was hardly the best I've ever had, I'm pressed to say it was even top 10. Flip for cg and on goes the cover, does a 30 second jackhammer in cg then tells me to go in missionary, this is when I ask to do BBFS and I go to give her the standard additional $ I've seen reported on here and she's asking me for more! Then she starts saying BBFS no cip, then what's the point of that? After showing I had no more money I won that argument. Back to business, I started trying to just pump and dump since this experience was just terrible. After a few minutes I release deep inside to make her do some work and clean it out. She leaves the room and leaves the $ laying in the chair and I almost grabbed that shit back and pretended like she lost it but I noticed it too late. Cleaned myself up (she didn't even do that for me) with a hot towel. All in all, I was out in 15 minutes.

I got to say, I'm deeply disappointed, I was excited to see her since she's my type (small) but it was probably one of, if not the worse AMP experience I've had.

This was about 2 hours before closing, maybe it was time of day, maybe it was just one of those days, maybe it was YMMV (I'm a little overweight but nothing extreme and in a totally non biased way, I think I'm decently good looking LOL) but I don't think any of these reasons excuses the sheer lack of effort put it in. I highly doubt I'll be going back to see Abby.

[Dork01]

I was looking for something tonight and saw the buzz about yume and scraped together some coin and went to dream about her. Interestingly enough when I reached out they asked for another a vouch from another broker. I haven't done much agency especially with how many spas there are in Orlando so that's what I responded with and I was ghosted. Was wondering if anyone had any information or recommendations for me to be able to go see yume before she is gone it would be greatly appreciated!

The regular scheduler / booker let me know last week that she would be out of town for about 10 days and she handed her phone over to a colleague. I repeated with Yume since she left and it seems the temporary Mama-san is not so great with the language, and communication was a bit awkward. Maybe new non-vetted requests are being put on hold till the regular handler returns. Just a thought.

[Magic2016]

Hard pass. They tried to verify asking for my linked in profile. This place screams of cameras or extortion.

So they won't bend at all on their verification process? Liinkedin profile is some bs. Staying low profile is key to this hobby for most of us.