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[TwoHeaded]

I know, I know, it sounds bat-shit crazy and it probably is.

A provider I won't name, but who has a nearly perfect review score and professes to be psychic, had a vision of sting operations in Naples starting this weekend and possibly lasting through the week.

She gave me a very serious warning. Stopping in mid sentence to order me to look at her (I think she did that three times).

If I recognize the lunacy of this, why am I posting it?

1) If she is right, I'll have memorialized the prediction beforehand.

2) In my 31 years in science, I've witnessed the breathtaking elucidations of panpsychism and consciousness, not to mention the Telepathy Tapes (popularization of the concept), and a little voice in my head is saying, 'maybe she's tapped into the platonic space michael levin keeps talking about'.

3). If SHE IS right, then don't go out in Naples for the next week.

* if she is wrong, my apologies. She's great in bed though.

[TwoHeaded]

I'm glad the post resonated with you and thank you for sharing your experiences. I was hoping to hear from others on this.

It was funny re-reading my post because I was in that sentimental, waxing-poetic mood that a bottle of red wine puts me in. I typically wouldn't share most of that, but the ethanol did it's job.

Bare is a scary risk. I mitigate it with preventitive antibiotics. They're definitely not operating at 100%, but the logical part of my brain is not always driving the bus.

SA (or SDM) is incredible when you figure out how to leverage it. I'd say 80% of my sex life arose from SA / SDM. But I've also met some of my best platonic friends on those sites. My approach is to find quality people and then let it play out, as opposed to leading with my libido.

Nice subject and thoughts. Thanks for bringing it up.

So, I'm probably not as handsom as you, LOL, but I do have the 20+ mongering experience. For me BBFS is a big huge NO. For all the reasons others have mentioned on here but also because for the life of me I dot trust ANY provider.

True story.

I dated a gorgeous, smart and elegant lady from SA for 2 years. Let's call her Elaine-seinfeld episode wi the rabbi!. We agreed on the donation at the very first txt message before meeting up. We hit it off from the get go. During these 2 years she never asked me for any donation. Ever. But of course I was paying my dues. We trusted each other, real names and cell phone number, she also came to my house and I went to hers. Total trust.

We started with CFS, BBJ. After many months of seeing her 2-3 times per month CFS, BBJ, we went out for dinner at a beautiful restaurant got few drinks, back to her place had few more drinks and suddenly she goes "I want to feel you inside me bare". We did it bare!! After the fun I flipped shit. Waited for the recommended time lapse and got tested, negative. Oufff. This waiting time to get tested and get the results back, took few years out of my life. I promised myself never again. Learned many months later that she was going bare with other mongers too.

So when mongers on here say that we're an ATM for the ladies, its absolutely true. But going BBFS with any of these girls its a Russian roulette in my book.

My 2 cents.

[Is Thata Sw]

My read on "no AA": there's about a 0% chance that this post is a LE sting.

Great observation! 1. Why would police want to lessen their pool and slow down their sting op by getting that many less John's from the exclusion of AA's. Also, looks bad on the officer / agency which made the bait post!

[SimpleMan339]

Spent two hours making arrangements, mostly due to very slow comms. Get ready, only to have her cancel 10 minutes before agreed https://skipthegames.com/posts/naples-.

Fl / female-escorts / what's-your-kink--bdsm-xo-luna /317534179704.

[BigBadJohn50]

Knew her when she was 26.

7 years ago.

Don't know why she stopped seeing me.

[BigBadJohn50]

This girl is a freak in bed.

Does everything except anal?

Which is my next goal?

[BigBadJohn50]

Time to have my oil checked so I stopped in for the hour over haul and got all Orifice's ported and re leaved in and out. Was a half of a quart over so she proceeded to suck it out, and then both of us spit polished the truck and the hood with some fine Nectar. Adjusted the ball joints and made sure they were nice and aligned. Believed she gargled and then swallowed and then was ready to get back of the road. Seriously guys those of you who have and those of you who haven't. Do make it a point to get an appointment you won't regret it. This girl loves what she does and takes pride in making sure you leave happy and will always want to come back, I have and glad I did. Ciao mongers.

Could you share her digits with me?

Thanks.

[BigBadJohn50]

After several years of watching and reading I'm finally in!

[OpenMic75]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...b/858166563692

Contacted her through a mutual provider. Met her in the Sav a lot parking lot. She came walking from the north side carrying what looked like 2 skunk hides. She got to my door and dropped everything. Her purse, the wigs, and something else. Got in and was skeazing and schetchy. I headed to 41 and 60 seconds later I'm at the light. She's fully nodded. I did an easy roll forward with a quick brake check to wake her ass up. She came to and said that it was $$ for the session. I told her the text she sent was for $. I pulled back in the parking lot, said it's time for you to leave. She wouldn't. Said she wanted $50 for her time, or she would stay in my car. I hit record on my phone and told her she should get out or I would just drive home. She said go ahead, I'll call the cops for you kidnapping me. It was then I let her know my phone was recording. She tweaked herself out the door. Beware.

Holly was / is a street walker who I last saw over the summer her, when I stopped to fuel up at the 7/11 on Hanson and she was sleeping in the field behind the store. Every time I see her ad on skip, it creeps me out LOL.

[SwampThang7]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...n/823720058316

I asked for a selfie. GD hot MILF and looked great. Got to the North fort myers park and went to the door. Door opened and GD! 10 years and 50 pounds later. She wanted $ and a half. Said she didn't have condum I said no need. I stupidly ponied up a $ for a B&G and shit. Horrible oral and mediocre hand skills. Nice tits though. Gave my wilbur an excersise on those big tits. Chunky in the thighs, cheesy, flabby ass. FIV did say really tight pussy. BEware.

[ReallyNone]

I'm 55 - doing this 30 years. This post is a reflection on my mileage, and why it has varied. I'd love to hear your own experiences.

In the early days, I was awkward and self-conscious. I'm a good-looking guy, but a nerd. My friends call me Sheldon (from Big Bang Theory) because all I do is talk about science.

After a few hundred sessions, the anxiety goes. You're wiser. You've learned from mistakes. You don't realize how much you've optimized these interactions.

When your regular sees that you don't go through her shit when she's in the bathroom, when you always do what say you'll do, when she knows she can tell you her real name and situation and you won't use it against her, and, most importantly, that you're on her side. Things change. They invite you to come to their home. They open up. She'll call you every now and then and ask you for a favor that only friends would ask for. You deliver. And she does too.

She asks if you've been tested. She tells you where she is in her cycle. You have BBFS and you're both comfortable with it.

That's how mileage has changed for me. It's not because I offered more money, had more charm or looks, etc.

The mileage you're going to get as a new guy is a reflection of her dealing with the reality that guys will pull a condom off when she turns for doggie, or give her a counterfeit bill, etc.

For some of the slutty ones, yeah, mileage is a function of how many dollars short she is for her next fent hookup. But otherwise, mileage is a reflection of our own behavior.

So when people come on this board asking for the BBFS providers. We need to remember that the BBFS that is worth it is not bought. It's earned.

Nice subject and thoughts. Thanks for bringing it up.

So, I'm probably not as handsom as you, LOL, but I do have the 20+ mongering experience. For me BBFS is a big huge NO. For all the reasons others have mentioned on here but also because for the life of me I dot trust ANY provider.

True story.

I dated a gorgeous, smart and elegant lady from SA for 2 years. Let's call her Elaine-seinfeld episode wi the rabbi!. We agreed on the donation at the very first txt message before meeting up. We hit it off from the get go. During these 2 years she never asked me for any donation. Ever. But of course I was paying my dues. We trusted each other, real names and cell phone number, she also came to my house and I went to hers. Total trust.

We started with CFS, BBJ. After many months of seeing her 2-3 times per month CFS, BBJ, we went out for dinner at a beautiful restaurant got few drinks, back to her place had few more drinks and suddenly she goes "I want to feel you inside me bare". We did it bare!! After the fun I flipped shit. Waited for the recommended time lapse and got tested, negative. Oufff. This waiting time to get tested and get the results back, took few years out of my life. I promised myself never again. Learned many months later that she was going bare with other mongers too.

So when mongers on here say that we're an ATM for the ladies, its absolutely true. But going BBFS with any of these girls its a Russian roulette in my book.

My 2 cents.

[SwampThang7]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...b/858166563692

Contacted her through a mutual provider. Met her in the Sav a lot parking lot. She came walking from the north side carrying what looked like 2 skunk hides. She got to my door and dropped everything. Her purse, the wigs, and something else. Got in and was skeazing and schetchy. I headed to 41 and 60 seconds later I'm at the light. She's fully nodded. I did an easy roll forward with a quick brake check to wake her ass up. She came to and said that it was $$ for the session. I told her the text she sent was for $. I pulled back in the parking lot, said it's time for you to leave. She wouldn't. Said she wanted $50 for her time, or she would stay in my car. I hit record on my phone and told her she should get out or I would just drive home. She said go ahead, I'll call the cops for you kidnapping me. It was then I let her know my phone was recording. She tweaked herself out the door. Beware.

[BiggDogg70]

You seem like a good guy and this may be a little shocking. That same experience that you have with that exact same provider will do BBFS with another client that she just met for the first time for 1 rose more. She will ask you for YOUR test but she won't show you hers. She will treat you like a million bucks and leave the date with you and do 2 other dates with guys for less money and talk about you.

That is the nature of this business and that is why this board helps keep people SAFE. Are there exceptions that are like you described, of course, but is the rule and the vast majority like I just described? 100%.

As some other Senior Members said, and they are way smarter than I am, we are an ATM to these girls. Do not let yourself fall into believing otherwise, if only to protect yourself. This shit is like boxing: Protect yourself at all times. Just my 2 cents brother.

Next thing you are going to tell me is that that 22 year old stripper I met at an Orlando club really isn't working her way through nursing school! LMFAO!

[Jimmyh9]

I'm 55 - doing this 30 years. This post is a reflection on my mileage, and why it has varied. I'd love to hear your own experiences.

In the early days, I was awkward and self-conscious. I'm a good-looking guy, but a nerd. My friends call me Sheldon (from Big Bang Theory) because all I do is talk about science.

After a few hundred sessions, the anxiety goes. You're wiser. You've learned from mistakes. You don't realize how much you've optimized these interactions.

When your regular sees that you don't go through her shit when she's in the bathroom, when you always do what say you'll do, when she knows she can tell you her real name and situation and you won't use it against her, and, most importantly, that you're on her side. Things change. They invite you to come to their home. They open up. She'll call you every now and then and ask you for a favor that only friends would ask for. You deliver. And she does too.

She asks if you've been tested. She tells you where she is in her cycle. You have BBFS and you're both comfortable with it.

That's how mileage has changed for me. It's not because I offered more money, had more charm or looks, etc.

The mileage you're going to get as a new guy is a reflection of her dealing with the reality that guys will pull a condom off when she turns for doggie, or give her a counterfeit bill, etc.

For some of the slutty ones, yeah, mileage is a function of how many dollars short she is for her next fent hookup. But otherwise, mileage is a reflection of our own behavior.

So when people come on this board asking for the BBFS providers. We need to remember that the BBFS that is worth it is not bought. It's earned.

Compare some of your stories with her other "regulars"! Pretty sure you will find she shares her real name, address, calls them on the phone to just talk and goes BB with them as well. It's happened to me with two different girls over the last ten years. I still see them both but understand my position and theirs. I might be considered a close friend but at the end of the day I'm still just an ATM!

[Athwartships]

TwoHeaded is, in my experience, right in many ways that map with my experiences. The better you treat a provider, often the better treatment you will get. This is very true if you become a regular.

But my experience also aligns with Cec00. Women who do this 99.999% of the time are only doing it for the money, and you are where they get the money. They have learned manipulation skills and wield them -- maybe not maliciously, but consciously and purposefully. You may get more because of your better treatment and respect, but another guy gets more (maybe even more than you do) because he pays them for it. Just remember Sasha in Casablanca who said: I love you. But he pays me.

You seem like a good guy and this may be a little shocking. That same experience that you have with that exact same provider will do BBFS with another client that she just met for the first time for 1 rose more. She will ask you for YOUR test but she won't show you hers. She will treat you like a million bucks and leave the date with you and do 2 other dates with guys for less money and talk about you.

That is the nature of this business and that is why this board helps keep people SAFE. Are there exceptions that are like you described, of course, but is the rule and the vast majority like I just described? 100%.

As some other Senior Members said, and they are way smarter than I am, we are an ATM to these girls. Do not let yourself fall into believing otherwise, if only to protect yourself. This shit is like boxing: Protect yourself at all times. Just my 2 cents brother.