Massage Parlor Reports

**DrtyHarry** · 03-05-26 13:03

Originally Posted by EMR25 [View Original Post]

Got word that a Latina was at JM and reached out and was sent a photo and had to check her out in person. Andrea is dead stunning, beautiful face, MM ds, round ass, slim figure. Mid 20's, speaks some English, but we mainly spoke in Spanish. While the job got done it was very transactional though she was still very customer service friendly in conversation but don't expect GFE or BBBJ. Definitely a safety girl buy YMMV. Got to meet mms and she was very very affectionate with me and asked me to come back LOL. Assuming that's just her way of capping off the experience. Andrea did give a very good aftercare massage and like stated previously we did have good conversation. Hot Colombian Latina is what I will leave y'all with.

MMS at JM is sexy and friendly I know her well from my multiple visits to the place and she has a sexy, flirty way around her. I would do her if I got the chance. Good intel on Andrea. That is transactional is a hard no for me at JM. Just because there is soo many better options at that place at the same price. The thought of a hot Latina on the table shower does sound good though.

**StuntDriver** · 03-05-26 10:44

Decided to trust the MMS recommendation and visit new Coco at Liya yesterday. The place was quiet when I visited mid day.

Coco is a gorgeous yoga body young MILF with a latina ass. She says squats are her secret and it's hard to argue with those results. Short hair with blonde streak highlights, large cans with a small butterfly tattoo on her left one, and a thin middle ab line on her flat tummy. She was wearing a sports bra and a Burburry school girl skirt with midriff exposed.

Her English, like her massage, was excellent. Liya is not like Shanghai, Best, or Brisa where it's commom to skip the massage. It's definitely not Tokyo Spa where I've been rushed for time. I got a full hour of fantastic relaxation.

This store likes to keep a low profile, and the girls are YMMV, so I'll merely say that all service levels were gloriously available from Coco and I seriously considered going back the next day for another visit because I did not get enough Hot Coco.

DM if you'd like more details, but you have all the intel to go with confidence.

**JonnyWongCong** · 03-05-26 10:18

Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review, was going to check her out but my bad luck caught a nasty flu, recovering now. Heard she's like the Orlando superstar, can you give more info of her. Age, height, and cup size? Thanks.

Hair: blk to her back.

Nose: straight and high.

Teeth: white and good.

Age 28 max.

Height: 5'2.

Bust: D.

Yum yum.

Language: English and Cantonese.

**EMR25** · 03-05-26 01:36

Got word that a Latina was at JM and reached out and was sent a photo and had to check her out in person. Andrea is dead stunning, beautiful face, MM ds, round ass, slim figure. Mid 20's, speaks some English, but we mainly spoke in Spanish. While the job got done it was very transactional though she was still very customer service friendly in conversation but don't expect GFE or BBBJ. Definitely a safety girl buy YMMV. Got to meet mms and she was very very affectionate with me and asked me to come back LOL. Assuming that's just her way of capping off the experience. Andrea did give a very good aftercare massage and like stated previously we did have good conversation. Hot Colombian Latina is what I will leave y'all with.

**IstlFun** · 03-05-26 01:12

Originally Posted by JonnyWongCong [View Original Post]

I stopped by Q to see what's the rave about with the new girl Rita.

She was busy so I opted to wait and come back. When she walked out, voila she is stunning like a HK moviestar.

Thanks for the review, was going to check her out but my bad luck caught a nasty flu, recovering now. Heard she's like the Orlando superstar, can you give more info of her. Age, height, and cup size? Thanks.

**KrDoggy** · 03-04-26 23:13

Bare with Kitty rumored to be 4 $, I have not partaken but she is dead sexy.

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Went by to say hi to MMS and check out the talent. Met at the door by Kitty, she looks great, medium to small dark hair and eyes, very shapely. Told she will go bare for $$ not sure I am down for that, but I want to see her for sure. Was confused I asked just to go back to the kitchen (MMS following me and could not keep up), but Hailey stuck her head out of the shower and started going nuts, so Kitty just smiled and left us, Hailey wanted ice cream RIGHT NOW so I did a few dollops. I keep asking her why she needs me when she has so many boyfriends, but she clearly wants ALL the money.

I had to leave, but arranged yet another Hailey session (good lord) and met Lemon on the way out, very nice figure and face.

Its a very good lineup, but Hailey is like the Seahawks in the playoffs, just dominant.

**KrDoggy** · 03-04-26 20:58

Went by to say hi to MMS and check out the talent. Met at the door by Kitty, she looks great, medium to small dark hair and eyes, very shapely. Told she will go bare for $$ not sure I am down for that, but I want to see her for sure. Was confused I asked just to go back to the kitchen (MMS following me and could not keep up), but Hailey stuck her head out of the shower and started going nuts, so Kitty just smiled and left us, Hailey wanted ice cream RIGHT NOW so I did a few dollops. I keep asking her why she needs me when she has so many boyfriends, but she clearly wants ALL the money.

I had to leave, but arranged yet another Hailey session (good lord) and met Lemon on the way out, very nice figure and face.

Its a very good lineup, but Hailey is like the Seahawks in the playoffs, just dominant.

**Snooby** · 03-04-26 20:47

I had a BRIEF window to get some much needed release today at JM and I was able to see Jenny. Boys let me tell you she's going to be VERY popular. My session was a rare 10/10. Jenny is gorgeous and fit. She's got INCREDIBLE tits. They're not natural but they look natural and feel amazing. Her service was absolutely perfect. She's a great kisser and her skills were literally perfect. Let me tell you that even though I had limited time she made the most of it. It will be hard for me not to be down there at JM every day.

Seriously she's easily on my ATF list. I cannot wait to get back there. I was quite literally blown away haha.

10/10 will for sure be back over and over. I'm in love!

**JonnyWongCong** · 03-04-26 17:56

I stopped by Q to see what's the rave about with the new girl Rita.

She was busy so I opted to wait and come back. When she walked out, voila she is stunning like a HK moviestar.

Her kisses were natural and ful of energy. Her body is firm and tone, her titts are soft perky and delicious, just like how daddy likes it. She definitely prefer the sunny FL more than the rainy WA.

Her RCG and CG were on point. Then she let me pound her missionary and I couldn't last 5 minutes of that.

We laid there, talked, played wit her goddess body and I massged her for a good 15 minutes. She wanted me to massage her pu$$y more she said.

I definitely come back to see that fineass one more time.

**CorveLay** · 03-04-26 16:55

Originally Posted by ItalianGuy [View Original Post]

I was able to see Jenny and was pleasantly surprised what a nice body she had. Very nice pair seemed like quality of breast work was either very good or a nice natural pair I almost saw Diana that opened door reason was she had some nice cans?129315;128514;. After the switch at Tokyo and Mia trying to take Elsa appointment. Jenny is very athletic. Language skill are good and has no problems going on a mini marathon. I will definitely repeat.

Definitely man made, but very very well done. I couldn't tell by touch, noticed they were MM in CG. Great body, top tier service.

**MaybeThisTime** · 03-04-26 16:32

Originally Posted by Cosplayking2 [View Original Post]

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

Have you ever felt like the girl you got found you extreme unattractive or was faking it too strongly?

Maybe these are questions people don't actually consider but it was on my mind.

We are often pretty harsh when it comes to judging ourselves.

For my own personal standards of what I want of myself: Average, Could be more lean, Slightly.

From the perspective of the girls and others usually when I'm told honestly: Very, No, Yes.

I do have the benefit of still being young, youthful, fit, etc. The biggest thing is always clicking well with them, being kind, coming clean, and don't smell bad (nobody can handle bad smells). Sometimes when I visit some girls, they can't stop smelling my and my neck due to my cologne that blends well with the oils of my skin, it's becomes very clean and sweet.

Fortunately I am good at connecting with people (when I want to LOL otherwise I'm pretty quiet).

I've experienced girls who are faking it too strongly, usually it's pretty easy to notice, point-out, and results in a lackluster visit.

But the girls who do click well with me, I usually get to rock their world while they rock mine.

**JulesVerne1828** · 03-04-26 16:10

Arrived late on the 1st and Lemon was new in the lineup. Called in and asked for Hailey. When I arrived at my appointment time, I spent 10 minutes in the couch room, then 30 minutes on the table. Then Hailey walks in with Lemon and suggest that I take her which I was already open too, since Hailey, I expected had a long day.

Lemon was wearing a yellow dress, perhaps fitting, in fact, tight fitting. Her nips were poking a bit but then she started the massage. It was OK and more of a warm-up. Roaming and teasing were part of the menu. From there, the session progressed to nuru and being rubbed by the kitty, which was bare, soft, and a bit puffy. Not a problem. The enhanced C / Ds were good to look with small areolas.

Next came the flip. She started with touching, then face sitting, at my request. From there 69, kneeling bb, which was luke-warm but still acceptable. It appeared that this is a new thing and hopefully her enthusiasm will grow. Then onto the main course, standing mish was very good and she played the part well. Doggy went well and she does have a very perfect view and not a hair in the way. Finished in cowgirl which was also very good.

In the end, I had no other choice in arrival and disappointed in not getting so see Hailey. I was OK with Lemon and likely others will be pleased. I still was a fan of Eva and hope that she returns.

Enjoy!

**KrDoggy** · 03-04-26 15:32

Cheers to these two, may it all play out in a healthy way. Difficult not impossible.

Originally Posted by Applepie067 [View Original Post]

Never seen a man more dedicated to his ATF and so willing to share the knowledge for everyone's benefit. Thank you for a very very informative and entertaining read.

**Applepie067** · 03-04-26 14:12

Originally Posted by CSnow [View Original Post]

PSA: Rejoice lads, Hailey is staying at Blue Jade in March.

I wasn't able to partake in this wonderful hobby of ours for most of February, and the loss was definitely mine. Needless to say that as soon as I was able to return to the Seattle scene, Hailey was the first (and the only) choice for me.

TL; DR.

Beautiful girl. Perfect 10 for me in all aspects, face, body, service, attitude. Looks are always YMMV but for me she is perfect and I wouldn't change a thing. All of your standard acronyms like GFE, DFK, BBBJ, DFK, DATY, DFK, 69, DFK, TUMA, DFK, CFS with DFK LOL, and more BBBJ and DKF (yes after CFS) are on the table. This girl is quintessential GFE and only gets better the more times I see her. It's my tenths (10th) time seeing this girl, and I don't normally repeat. I am having hard time seeing someone else while she's in town.

DETAILS:

I've reviewed this girl almost every time I've seen her because I am always overflowing with pleasure after seeing her and feel the need to shout from the roofs "Hailey is great! Hailey is fucking amazing! LOL. I am happy to say that it only gets better every time I see her. I will say that my first time with her was incredible as well, so it's not like you need to see her 10 times to get the full Hailey experience. I just can't get enough. When I travel, it's always a choice between a familiar place I love, and a new place I'm yet to explore. With the pro girls in this hobby, I almost always choose a new girl to see for the new experience. I *normally* like anticipation of meeting someone new, excitement of the hunt, discovery of new sensations, and all of that good stuff that comes with meeting someone new (and hopefully good, LOL). I have to say that Hailey broke me, LOL, in the best way possible. If I see someone else while she's in town, I find myself driving to see her immediately after. I mean the same day, right after, LOL. Yes, we always take a shower together, LOL. So for the most part I just gave up on other girls when Hailey is in town.

Hailey never holds back, and this time was no different. Since she knows me (and the place was empty LOL), she attacked me as soon as I walked in. Lot's of kissing on the way to the room, and then it's just a lovely blur of us together, as always. Lots of making out, shower play with her managing lovely body slides and lots of kissing while she is washing me, back to the room for more making out, and then just devouring each other in BBBJ, DATY, and together in 69, all with kissing in-between. She is the Hurricane Hailey, Hailey Comet, Sex Goddess Hailey, and so many other intense things, LOL. She shines so bright that I call her Sun Goddess as well. I pray thee every time I see thee, LOL. Best kind of pagan sex worship. Yes, she is all that. Yes, some will call me a simp for idolizing her, and that's OK. Yes, it's her job that she is brilliant at, and I know she makes others feel the same, or close, anyway. I still enjoy her just as much every time I see her. It's my time with her and I accept no substitute, LOL. If I ever stray, I inevitably come back.

Sadly I didn't book two hours this time, and I knew I had to wrap things up so I wouldn't make her late for the next appointment. I never feel rushed with her, but by now I know how quickly the time flies when I am with that girl. We applied the cover and wrapped things up with intense standing mish and then amazing CG. She is a beautifully fit girl and will ride you to the victory with gusto, LOL. I always laugh when we finish because it's just so intense and pleasurable with her. I enjoyed her quick signature BBBJ cleanup and it was time run. Lots of kissing all the way to me running out, and then it's me driving home, grasping the steering wheel like it was Hailey's hips, and smiling like an idiot. (I did avoid thrusting, LOL).

No, I will never have enough of her, LOL. I wish I could keep her all to myself, but my name is not Bill Gates. Enjoy her boys. Please treat her nice, she is fucking amazing. I used the word "incredible" with her so many times, she had to look it up, LOL. The only thing I'm torn about in March is seeing her twice a week, or seeing her once a week for 2 hours. It's a tough choice, LOL. I wish I was rich enough to do both. I'm still selling that second kidney of mine if anyone is interested. From pet free, smoke free home, LOL.

My prior reviews of hers, as if this one isn't enough:

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7482287

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7488540

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7492966

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7497930

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7500700

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7507442

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7511484

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7524013

Never seen a man more dedicated to his ATF and so willing to share the knowledge for everyone's benefit. Thank you for a very very informative and entertaining read.

**TimTheExplorer19882** · 03-04-26 14:07

Originally Posted by CSnow [View Original Post]

Good questions but I agree with others. I wouldn't overthink it. These girls are looking for good customers, not boyfriends.

I will answer no, yes, no as well your first three questions.

I get the most compliments for being nice, friendly, cheerful, charming. Anyone can manage that. Smile and be nice. It's noticed and appreciated.

As others, I come in clean, but also always ask to shower and ask the girl to join me and wash me. Some will join me and it's even more fun.

I virtually never feel that a girl finds me very unattractive. Better girls are amazing actresses and will make you believe you are a God's gift to women. If a girl makes you feel unattractive, you got a bad provider. It's on them, not on you. Don't take it personally, leave an honest review to help us on, and move on to a better girl that *will* make you feel like the most desirable dude on the planet. Most good girls have that talent. I personally think it's even more important than how good her BBBJ is.

Same with overacting. Better girls know not to do that. Very young girls that are inexperienced are often very bad actresses and either underact or overact. Take a cue from KrDoggy and see hot MILFs. They are typically much better at it. Hailey is clearly an exception. She's very young yet an amazing actress. I don't think anyone finds themselves undesirable in her company. Thus her crazy popularity.

Good luck. To repeat again, be clean and nice, that's all it takes. If someone makes you feel bad, move on. Chances are next girl will make you feel better.

I find most Chinese girls are really sweet, fake or not, thus my enthusiasm for the massage places.

Come to think if it, I think everyone should be following in Csnow's footsteps. Be nice to the girls, treat them well, and they will treat you will. It's like the golden rule of mongering!