Massage Parlor Reports

**Italian Guy** · 03-03-26 00:49

Who was having there world Rocked? LOL

Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]

Wow, she's hot, that's my type sexy sport bra, nice ass, spinner toned body type spicy. Got to tap that ass. Got any more information?

Stopped by afternoon to check out the talents, got Elsa. She's exactly as other's described 9/10 face, spinner body type, mid 20 ish, big dd rack. The place was sort of little busy, waited a little behind the curtain she took a shower to clean up prior the fun, appreciate the good hygiene. The best part of appt was after pounding her in standing k9, we walked to the chair with jr still in her kitty. As we walked slowly her kitty gripped jr tighter to hold it in, to the other mongers give this a try, it's good. On to more positions on the chair. Acg, rcg, and k9, then popped all over her ass. Ofc had the usuals as well. BBBJ, 69, and a short massage to finished up the appt. $$/ hr dmg.

A monger was rocking her world hard she was moaning loud nonstop, kind of turn on would like to give Mia a try next time. Hats off to ya.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

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**Italian Guy** · 03-03-26 00:47

I was able to see Jenny and was pleasantly surprised what a nice body she had. Very nice pair seemed like quality of breast work was either very good or a nice natural pair I almost saw Diana that opened door reason was she had some nice cans?129315;128514;. After the switch at Tokyo and Mia trying to take Elsa appointment. Jenny is very athletic. Language skill are good and has no problems going on a mini marathon. I will definitely repeat.

**Tadaaki** · 03-02-26 20:48

Never been to one of these parlors before. I heard from a friend who used to go to a couple in California that the girls at these places can be pros at massaging your dick and give you the best handjob you've had in your life. I'm not really interested in fucking any of these girls since I'd rather just go on tryst for that kinda thing. I'm interested though in experiencing what the best handjob of my life would be like though. Anyone have any recommendations for where to go and which girl to see to get the best dick massaging?

**CSnow** · 03-02-26 17:04

Originally Posted by Cosplayking2 [View Original Post]

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

Have you ever felt like the girl you got found you extreme unattractive or was faking it too strongly?

Maybe these are questions people don't actually consider but it was on my mind.

Good questions but I agree with others. I wouldn't overthink it. These girls are looking for good customers, not boyfriends.

I will answer no, yes, no as well your first three questions.

I get the most compliments for being nice, friendly, cheerful, charming. Anyone can manage that. Smile and be nice. It's noticed and appreciated.

As others, I come in clean, but also always ask to shower and ask the girl to join me and wash me. Some will join me and it's even more fun.

I virtually never feel that a girl finds me very unattractive. Better girls are amazing actresses and will make you believe you are a God's gift to women. If a girl makes you feel unattractive, you got a bad provider. It's on them, not on you. Don't take it personally, leave an honest review to help us on, and move on to a better girl that *will* make you feel like the most desirable dude on the planet. Most good girls have that talent. I personally think it's even more important than how good her BBBJ is.

Same with overacting. Better girls know not to do that. Very young girls that are inexperienced are often very bad actresses and either underact or overact. Take a cue from KrDoggy and see hot MILFs. They are typically much better at it. Hailey is clearly an exception. She's very young yet an amazing actress. I don't think anyone finds themselves undesirable in her company. Thus her crazy popularity.

Good luck. To repeat again, be clean and nice, that's all it takes. If someone makes you feel bad, move on. Chances are next girl will make you feel better.

I find most Chinese girls are really sweet, fake or not, thus my enthusiasm for the massage places.

**BBPornoGeek** · 03-02-26 16:04

Originally Posted by CSnow [View Original Post]

SBBBJ franchise shares pics via WeChat with regulars. Have WeChat installed. Ask one of the girls you see to add MMS to your WeChat. I can't promise they will do it. Don't take it the wrong way if they don't. I still don't understand how it all works behind the scenes, LOL.

LOL! Got it. Thanks CS!

**IstlFun** · 03-02-26 15:49

Originally Posted by TastyFlavor [View Original Post]

Texted Q spa for the current lineup and found out there's a new girl Yoyo working. Operator sent a pic of her and man her body looks fine as hell. Seems like workout pictures are the flavor of the month, I got one with Yoyo in a sexy sports bra in the middle of her home-workout session. Decided to take the plunge and check her out.

Wow, she's hot, that's my type sexy sport bra, nice ass, spinner toned body type spicy. Got to tap that ass. Got any more information?

Stopped by afternoon to check out the talents, got Elsa. She's exactly as other's described 9/10 face, spinner body type, mid 20 ish, big dd rack. The place was sort of little busy, waited a little behind the curtain she took a shower to clean up prior the fun, appreciate the good hygiene. The best part of appt was after pounding her in standing k9, we walked to the chair with jr still in her kitty. As we walked slowly her kitty gripped jr tighter to hold it in, to the other mongers give this a try, it's good. On to more positions on the chair. Acg, rcg, and k9, then popped all over her ass. Ofc had the usuals as well. BBBJ, 69, and a short massage to finished up the appt. $$/ hr dmg.

A monger was rocking her world hard she was moaning loud nonstop, kind of turn on would like to give Mia a try next time. Hats off to ya.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

**Italian Guy** · 03-01-26 23:55

I also thought I was going to see Elsa and got Mia trying to get me to see her.

Had seen Elsa go into room with her client. Also Mia went into room to see a client,and Elsa was still busy when finished with in 15 minutes. Interesting since they started appointment within 2 minutes of each other. Not certain if Mia is just trying to take Elsa clients?

I will try in a few days with Elsa and see if same results. I am hoping my experience and this one are just due to a busy day.

Originally Posted by DrillHoleBB [View Original Post]

I make appointment with Elsa at 1 pm, driving from Northgate arrive at 12.58 pm and Mia open the door take me in the room and said Elsa is busy now.

And Mia said she free and the end I drill Mia early 30 slender figure with cute bubble butt.

Face: 7/10.

Body: Slender 8/10 with nice tits.

Service 7/10.

When we finish; Elsa come join said want to continue duo (but I already tired little bit) so I reject the over.

Elsa is Beautiful.

Face 9/10.

Body she slim with nice tits.

She kiss me and said next time will wait for me.

Bad thing; disappointed with operator / broker who handle the appointment.

**Boob Noob 34** · 03-01-26 23:51

Originally Posted by Cosplayking2 [View Original Post]

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

Have you ever felt like the girl you got found you extreme unattractive or was faking it too strongly?

Maybe these are questions people don't actually consider but it was on my mind.

I've been told I'm somewhat attractive, but a bit on the flabby side now and just average endowed.

My biggest problem (and this is not a humblebrag) - I look a lot younger than I actually am. Nobody believes me when I tell them I'm WAY over 35. This is problematic is this context because the girls think young guys are usually quick to get going and finish. But at my age, I need a bit of pampering and engine needs a bit of warming up before I can even get started. And then I go for these longer sessions because I just can't slam-bam my way through anymore like when I was younger. So sometimes the girls are puzzled and sometimes a bit annoyed that it takes more effort with me than with others who are generally younger.

**JonnyWongCong** · 03-01-26 22:41

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Sounds very hot, on my list.

My thang rises up much better in the morning so I take great advantage of it.

**KrDoggy** · 03-01-26 19:19

Sounds very hot, on my list.

Originally Posted by JonnyWongCong [View Original Post]

Got a picture of the new Jenny from MMS early this morning and had to jump on that opportunity tobe Jenny's first in Seattle LOL.

She's a tall young lady with super nice D rack, nice firm body and platinum blonde hair: just how I like it.

TS was topnotch, her tongue was magical and her full lips were so hot to kiss. The TUMA and venom dragon was wonderful. She dug in deep and I loved it. Emma walked in and gave me a kiss on the cheek also. I almost lost it there.

Back to the room and 69 was so yummy, my best breakfast ever. She was warm up quickly and the session got super intimate, that thang was so tight and felt like it some low mileage. She wanted some of that standup missionary so I gave it all I got.

She finished me off with an amazing head massage and legs massage before giving me a small cute gift and walked me out. I couldn't forget that beautiful smiles and the rack!

Definitely come back to see Jenny again. I might find me an ATF.

**JonnyWongCong** · 03-01-26 18:58

Got a picture of the new Jenny from MMS early this morning and had to jump on that opportunity tobe Jenny's first in Seattle LOL.

She's a tall young lady with super nice D rack, nice firm body and platinum blonde hair: just how I like it.

TS was topnotch, her tongue was magical and her full lips were so hot to kiss. The TUMA and venom dragon was wonderful. She dug in deep and I loved it. Emma walked in and gave me a kiss on the cheek also. I almost lost it there.

Back to the room and 69 was so yummy, my best breakfast ever. She was warm up quickly and the session got super intimate, that thang was so tight and felt like it some low mileage. She wanted some of that standup missionary so I gave it all I got.

She finished me off with an amazing head massage and legs massage before giving me a small cute gift and walked me out. I couldn't forget that beautiful smiles and the rack!

Definitely come back to see Jenny again. I might find me an ATF.

**Regularity** · 03-01-26 18:57

Originally Posted by Cosplayking2 [View Original Post]

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

Have you ever felt like the girl you got found you extreme unattractive or was faking it too strongly?

Maybe these are questions people don't actually consider but it was on my mind.

I don't think I'm really attractive or unattractive. A little bit overweight. But I'm not too concerned or worried. I try my best to be as attractive as I can with what I have. A positive attitude towards her goes a long way.

The main thing that I care about is that I show up clean and groomed with fresh breath, so that she doesn't have to smell buttstink, B. O., or toilet breath. If she finds me attractive, then great. If not, at least I don't smell bad to go with my subjectively good or bad looks.

**IssaquahMan** · 03-01-26 18:56

Originally Posted by Cosplayking2 [View Original Post]

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

Have you ever felt like the girl you got found you extreme unattractive or was faking it too strongly?

Maybe these are questions people don't actually consider but it was on my mind.

A little attractive, 205 lbs, 6" uncut.

No, never felt any girl faking or finding me unattractive. I'm more attractive than the typical monger.

**Member #7137** · 03-01-26 18:52

Originally Posted by Cosplayking2 [View Original Post]

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

My personal experience is that being clean, polite, and generous opens many doors.

They're not looking for a lover. They're looking for a good customer.

**Bfm66** · 03-01-26 18:31

Originally Posted by Cosplayking2 [View Original Post]

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

Have you ever felt like the girl you got found you extreme unattractive or was faking it too strongly?

Maybe these are questions people don't actually consider but it was on my mind.

Well, in order of your question, no, yes, no. I am meticulous in my hygiene, (showered, shaved top and bottom, front to back, teeth brushed and mouthwashed, manicured and pedicured and light cologne), I am officially a senior citizen, that is overweight, underendowed and to be honest, can barely get it up, but I do enjoy the touch of a beautiful woman, and with the proper "activities" can get to a proper conclusion. I have had some with the over exaggerated compliments, I just tell them "No, I am an old man". I know I am not going to get them excited at all by my appearance, though I do believe I have gotten a couple off orally. In the long run and to be totally honest, I'm there for me, and I only really care that I get what I came for and they get what they are there for.