Massage Parlor Reports

**KrDoggy** · 03-04-26 20:58

Went by to say hi to MMS and check out the talent. Met at the door by Kitty, she looks great, medium to small dark hair and eyes, very shapely. Told she will go bare for $$ not sure I am down for that, but I want to see her for sure. Was confused I asked just to go back to the kitchen (MMS following me and could not keep up), but Hailey stuck her head out of the shower and started going nuts, so Kitty just smiled and left us, Hailey wanted ice cream RIGHT NOW so I did a few dollops. I keep asking her why she needs me when she has so many boyfriends, but she clearly wants ALL the money.

I had to leave, but arranged yet another Hailey session (good lord) and met Lemon on the way out, very nice figure and face.

Its a very good lineup, but Hailey is like the Seahawks in the playoffs, just dominant.

**Snooby** · 03-04-26 20:47

I had a BRIEF window to get some much needed release today at JM and I was able to see Jenny. Boys let me tell you she's going to be VERY popular. My session was a rare 10/10. Jenny is gorgeous and fit. She's got INCREDIBLE tits. They're not natural but they look natural and feel amazing. Her service was absolutely perfect. She's a great kisser and her skills were literally perfect. Let me tell you that even though I had limited time she made the most of it. It will be hard for me not to be down there at JM every day.

Seriously she's easily on my ATF list. I cannot wait to get back there. I was quite literally blown away haha.

10/10 will for sure be back over and over. I'm in love!

**JonnyWongCong** · 03-04-26 17:56

I stopped by Q to see what's the rave about with the new girl Rita.

She was busy so I opted to wait and come back. When she walked out, voila she is stunning like a HK moviestar.

Her kisses were natural and ful of energy. Her body is firm and tone, her titts are soft perky and delicious, just like how daddy likes it. She definitely prefer the sunny FL more than the rainy WA.

Her RCG and CG were on point. Then she let me pound her missionary and I couldn't last 5 minutes of that.

We laid there, talked, played wit her goddess body and I massged her for a good 15 minutes. She wanted me to massage her pu$$y more she said.

I definitely come back to see that fineass one more time.

**CorveLay** · 03-04-26 16:55

Originally Posted by ItalianGuy [View Original Post]

I was able to see Jenny and was pleasantly surprised what a nice body she had. Very nice pair seemed like quality of breast work was either very good or a nice natural pair I almost saw Diana that opened door reason was she had some nice cans?129315;128514;. After the switch at Tokyo and Mia trying to take Elsa appointment. Jenny is very athletic. Language skill are good and has no problems going on a mini marathon. I will definitely repeat.

Definitely man made, but very very well done. I couldn't tell by touch, noticed they were MM in CG. Great body, top tier service.

**MaybeThisTime** · 03-04-26 16:32

Originally Posted by Cosplayking2 [View Original Post]

For the guys that frequent these spots. Do you consider yourself attractive? Overweight? Or well endowed?

Have you ever felt like the girl you got found you extreme unattractive or was faking it too strongly?

Maybe these are questions people don't actually consider but it was on my mind.

We are often pretty harsh when it comes to judging ourselves.

For my own personal standards of what I want of myself: Average, Could be more lean, Slightly.

From the perspective of the girls and others usually when I'm told honestly: Very, No, Yes.

I do have the benefit of still being young, youthful, fit, etc. The biggest thing is always clicking well with them, being kind, coming clean, and don't smell bad (nobody can handle bad smells). Sometimes when I visit some girls, they can't stop smelling my and my neck due to my cologne that blends well with the oils of my skin, it's becomes very clean and sweet.

Fortunately I am good at connecting with people (when I want to LOL otherwise I'm pretty quiet).

I've experienced girls who are faking it too strongly, usually it's pretty easy to notice, point-out, and results in a lackluster visit.

But the girls who do click well with me, I usually get to rock their world while they rock mine.

**JulesVerne1828** · 03-04-26 16:10

Arrived late on the 1st and Lemon was new in the lineup. Called in and asked for Hailey. When I arrived at my appointment time, I spent 10 minutes in the couch room, then 30 minutes on the table. Then Hailey walks in with Lemon and suggest that I take her which I was already open too, since Hailey, I expected had a long day.

Lemon was wearing a yellow dress, perhaps fitting, in fact, tight fitting. Her nips were poking a bit but then she started the massage. It was OK and more of a warm-up. Roaming and teasing were part of the menu. From there, the session progressed to nuru and being rubbed by the kitty, which was bare, soft, and a bit puffy. Not a problem. The enhanced C / Ds were good to look with small areolas.

Next came the flip. She started with touching, then face sitting, at my request. From there 69, kneeling bb, which was luke-warm but still acceptable. It appeared that this is a new thing and hopefully her enthusiasm will grow. Then onto the main course, standing mish was very good and she played the part well. Doggy went well and she does have a very perfect view and not a hair in the way. Finished in cowgirl which was also very good.

In the end, I had no other choice in arrival and disappointed in not getting so see Hailey. I was OK with Lemon and likely others will be pleased. I still was a fan of Eva and hope that she returns.

Enjoy!

**KrDoggy** · 03-04-26 15:32

Cheers to these two, may it all play out in a healthy way. Difficult not impossible.

Originally Posted by Applepie067 [View Original Post]

Never seen a man more dedicated to his ATF and so willing to share the knowledge for everyone's benefit. Thank you for a very very informative and entertaining read.

**Applepie067** · 03-04-26 14:12

Originally Posted by CSnow [View Original Post]

PSA: Rejoice lads, Hailey is staying at Blue Jade in March.

I wasn't able to partake in this wonderful hobby of ours for most of February, and the loss was definitely mine. Needless to say that as soon as I was able to return to the Seattle scene, Hailey was the first (and the only) choice for me.

TL; DR.

Beautiful girl. Perfect 10 for me in all aspects, face, body, service, attitude. Looks are always YMMV but for me she is perfect and I wouldn't change a thing. All of your standard acronyms like GFE, DFK, BBBJ, DFK, DATY, DFK, 69, DFK, TUMA, DFK, CFS with DFK LOL, and more BBBJ and DKF (yes after CFS) are on the table. This girl is quintessential GFE and only gets better the more times I see her. It's my tenths (10th) time seeing this girl, and I don't normally repeat. I am having hard time seeing someone else while she's in town.

DETAILS:

I've reviewed this girl almost every time I've seen her because I am always overflowing with pleasure after seeing her and feel the need to shout from the roofs "Hailey is great! Hailey is fucking amazing! LOL. I am happy to say that it only gets better every time I see her. I will say that my first time with her was incredible as well, so it's not like you need to see her 10 times to get the full Hailey experience. I just can't get enough. When I travel, it's always a choice between a familiar place I love, and a new place I'm yet to explore. With the pro girls in this hobby, I almost always choose a new girl to see for the new experience. I *normally* like anticipation of meeting someone new, excitement of the hunt, discovery of new sensations, and all of that good stuff that comes with meeting someone new (and hopefully good, LOL). I have to say that Hailey broke me, LOL, in the best way possible. If I see someone else while she's in town, I find myself driving to see her immediately after. I mean the same day, right after, LOL. Yes, we always take a shower together, LOL. So for the most part I just gave up on other girls when Hailey is in town.

Hailey never holds back, and this time was no different. Since she knows me (and the place was empty LOL), she attacked me as soon as I walked in. Lot's of kissing on the way to the room, and then it's just a lovely blur of us together, as always. Lots of making out, shower play with her managing lovely body slides and lots of kissing while she is washing me, back to the room for more making out, and then just devouring each other in BBBJ, DATY, and together in 69, all with kissing in-between. She is the Hurricane Hailey, Hailey Comet, Sex Goddess Hailey, and so many other intense things, LOL. She shines so bright that I call her Sun Goddess as well. I pray thee every time I see thee, LOL. Best kind of pagan sex worship. Yes, she is all that. Yes, some will call me a simp for idolizing her, and that's OK. Yes, it's her job that she is brilliant at, and I know she makes others feel the same, or close, anyway. I still enjoy her just as much every time I see her. It's my time with her and I accept no substitute, LOL. If I ever stray, I inevitably come back.

Sadly I didn't book two hours this time, and I knew I had to wrap things up so I wouldn't make her late for the next appointment. I never feel rushed with her, but by now I know how quickly the time flies when I am with that girl. We applied the cover and wrapped things up with intense standing mish and then amazing CG. She is a beautifully fit girl and will ride you to the victory with gusto, LOL. I always laugh when we finish because it's just so intense and pleasurable with her. I enjoyed her quick signature BBBJ cleanup and it was time run. Lots of kissing all the way to me running out, and then it's me driving home, grasping the steering wheel like it was Hailey's hips, and smiling like an idiot. (I did avoid thrusting, LOL).

No, I will never have enough of her, LOL. I wish I could keep her all to myself, but my name is not Bill Gates. Enjoy her boys. Please treat her nice, she is fucking amazing. I used the word "incredible" with her so many times, she had to look it up, LOL. The only thing I'm torn about in March is seeing her twice a week, or seeing her once a week for 2 hours. It's a tough choice, LOL. I wish I was rich enough to do both. I'm still selling that second kidney of mine if anyone is interested. From pet free, smoke free home, LOL.

My prior reviews of hers, as if this one isn't enough:

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7482287

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7488540

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7492966

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7497930

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7500700

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7507442

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7511484

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7524013

Never seen a man more dedicated to his ATF and so willing to share the knowledge for everyone's benefit. Thank you for a very very informative and entertaining read.

**TimTheExplorer19882** · 03-04-26 14:07

Originally Posted by CSnow [View Original Post]

Good questions but I agree with others. I wouldn't overthink it. These girls are looking for good customers, not boyfriends.

I will answer no, yes, no as well your first three questions.

I get the most compliments for being nice, friendly, cheerful, charming. Anyone can manage that. Smile and be nice. It's noticed and appreciated.

As others, I come in clean, but also always ask to shower and ask the girl to join me and wash me. Some will join me and it's even more fun.

I virtually never feel that a girl finds me very unattractive. Better girls are amazing actresses and will make you believe you are a God's gift to women. If a girl makes you feel unattractive, you got a bad provider. It's on them, not on you. Don't take it personally, leave an honest review to help us on, and move on to a better girl that *will* make you feel like the most desirable dude on the planet. Most good girls have that talent. I personally think it's even more important than how good her BBBJ is.

Same with overacting. Better girls know not to do that. Very young girls that are inexperienced are often very bad actresses and either underact or overact. Take a cue from KrDoggy and see hot MILFs. They are typically much better at it. Hailey is clearly an exception. She's very young yet an amazing actress. I don't think anyone finds themselves undesirable in her company. Thus her crazy popularity.

Good luck. To repeat again, be clean and nice, that's all it takes. If someone makes you feel bad, move on. Chances are next girl will make you feel better.

I find most Chinese girls are really sweet, fake or not, thus my enthusiasm for the massage places.

Come to think if it, I think everyone should be following in Csnow's footsteps. Be nice to the girls, treat them well, and they will treat you will. It's like the golden rule of mongering!

**TimTheExplorer19882** · 03-04-26 14:06

Originally Posted by CSnow [View Original Post]

Good questions but I agree with others. I wouldn't overthink it. These girls are looking for good customers, not boyfriends.

I will answer no, yes, no as well your first three questions.

I get the most compliments for being nice, friendly, cheerful, charming. Anyone can manage that. Smile and be nice. It's noticed and appreciated.

As others, I come in clean, but also always ask to shower and ask the girl to join me and wash me. Some will join me and it's even more fun.

I virtually never feel that a girl finds me very unattractive. Better girls are amazing actresses and will make you believe you are a God's gift to women. If a girl makes you feel unattractive, you got a bad provider. It's on them, not on you. Don't take it personally, leave an honest review to help us on, and move on to a better girl that *will* make you feel like the most desirable dude on the planet. Most good girls have that talent. I personally think it's even more important than how good her BBBJ is.

Same with overacting. Better girls know not to do that. Very young girls that are inexperienced are often very bad actresses and either underact or overact. Take a cue from KrDoggy and see hot MILFs. They are typically much better at it. Hailey is clearly an exception. She's very young yet an amazing actress. I don't think anyone finds themselves undesirable in her company. Thus her crazy popularity.

Good luck. To repeat again, be clean and nice, that's all it takes. If someone makes you feel bad, move on. Chances are next girl will make you feel better.

I find most Chinese girls are really sweet, fake or not, thus my enthusiasm for the massage places.

I agree with your analysis, I don't think I could have said it better myself.

**TimTheExplorer19882** · 03-04-26 14:04

Originally Posted by RfPar1972 [View Original Post]

This morning I had the opportunity to meet / see Hailey for the first time. After reading countless reviews by many on here, I have to add one more to them.

When I arrived, I was greeted by one of the other girls. Not sure if it was Katie or Limo. They are both cute and I am sure would be fun. A couple minutes later, Hailey walked into the room and like others, engaged in the most passionate DFK, like we were long lost lovers. After a few minutes of that and lots of mutual touching, we made our way to the shower. Here she cleaned my already clean body and proceeded to slide all over me. I can only imagine what this girl could do with a real table shower. Once that was done, she gave me a brief BBBJ while she finished rinsing herself off.

We made our way back to the room and I will do my best to remember the non stop love making that happened. It started with wonderful body kisses and this amazing suction while she paid token to every inch of my body. Shortly there after, she proceeded to give the best DATO experience I have ever had. I have never really been a fan of this but OMG, hers was special. Shortly thereafter, she positioned me on my knees and gave the boys some special attention from underneath and continues the most passionate BBBJ in a most unique position. Once you experience it, you will want it over and over again. All the while, her eye contact and the image in the mirror to the side was so good.

I then had to experience the sweetness of her. Wow! So good. We switched to 69 and the fun continued for quite some time. 2 O's by her later, and if it was an act, I would be surprised. The bucking of the hips, and the pleasure noises she made would be super difficult to act out. I rolled over and the love making began. Her on top and more of the great DFK's, as she rode me. I had to be on top and we went at it for awhile longer until I let loose in the bag.

The cool thing is she didn't get right up. She laid there and milked every last drop out of me with her pussy. A second thing I have next experienced. I tried to get up once and she told me I couldn't move as she clamped down on Jr and would not let him go.

By now, we were approaching the hour time limit. She used a hot towel and helped me get dressed.

I will end this remake of our time together with the highest recommendation I can give. So amazing, so much fun, and something that will stay in my mind as one of, if not the best time I have ever experienced in the 20+ years of partaking in the hobby.

Go see her gents, before she is gone. You will not be disappointed!

Great review!! Hailey sounds like a dream come true.

**Vator2** · 03-04-26 13:01

Greeted by Elsa, nice ass very sweet looking. Led to a room a small peck she said she would be ack in 10 min.

I was waiting Mia (not sure about spelling) came in and introduced herself with a very nice kiss. She looked equally as hot as Elsa.

She asked me if I would like to see her, and added another kiss. We started with a very nice massage and moved on from there.

Some BBBJ before I decided to taste her. She added a cover and then she started a very nice CBJ. Very nice, she was really enjoying teasing me.

After all of that, it was a tight fit, a couple positions, I did not last long.

More massage, a kiss and out the door.
Almost forgot at one point i called her Mia she corrected me and said her name was Meea (again not sure about spelling)

**CamelToe2000** · 03-04-26 03:46

Yeah, my experience has been that whatever number you use to book appointments with, MMS will generally just add you to their distribution list. They regularly send out thirst trap pics of new girls as they arrive to drum up business, no special favors or request needed. I usually have to ask that they not send me pics actually, as I don't need the wrong set of eyes happening across them.

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

You don't need WeChat to get pics of the girls. Just send a text to the shop and ask for the pics of the girls and they will send you the pics because they want you to come to their shops. I've done this many times at all the shops I visit and if they have pics they will send them. Believe me they want your business because we are all their cash cows. WeChat does come in handy but not necessary. Just be aware that the pics are most than likely photoshopped or have filters so what you see might not always be what you get. Prime example was Sasha who was at Brisa last month and when I saw her in person she was much older and not as attractive as her pic. Monger on!

**HornyChipmunk1** · 03-04-26 03:03

Funnily enough, I also had a work meeting like Stuntdriver this week, but near Shoreline. Had some spare time after the workday was over so browsed through the forums to find a hottie to keep me company.

Was curious about the "Orlando superstar" arriving at Q so I texted the store to see if she was here, and indeed she was! Her name is Rita. Texted the store for pics and got a sexy one of her in a bikini. They say a picture says a thousand words, so I've attached it for everyone's viewing pleasure. Normally I always assume these are always fake catfish pics because usually it looks too good to be true, but when I showed up and saw her, I realized it was actually real. Holy shit!!

What immediately drew me in about Rita was her lovely figure. I'm a sucker for slender babes with big tits and a pretty face, and Rita checked all the boxes for me. Needless to say, I immediately booked the hour with her. Massage was decent with lots of teasing. Hot towel wipe down, and she asked me to flip. Told her I wanted everything, discussed and handled the tip then we began the fun. She takes off her dress and I loved what I saw. She's got gorgeous brown hair, a nice round ass and hips, and a pair of beautiful golden globes on her chest, looked like roughly big C's or small D's.

She begins by immediately going for a DFK, long, wet, and sloppy, just how I like it. Her lips are soft and she knows how to work them. She started undressing me slow, her hands all over my chest, and junior was definitely waking up fast from his slumber. Once she had me out of my clothes, she climbed on my lap, grinding her wet pussy against my cock through my pants. Damn, she was already soaking and ready to go.

Then she placed me on the bed and she grabbed my dick, giving a fierce BBBJ, DT, hands working my shaft, she's got skills. No hesitation, no holding back. Switched to 69, traded pleasure, then my cock was fully erect she slapped the cover on and we flipped through all the positions: missionary, doggy, cowgirl. She's loud, moaning, squealing, and grinding like she's loving every second. Her CG game is on point, really knows how to ride and almost made me cum early.

When I was about to blow, she whispered in my ear, "Fill me up, baby. Cum inside me. " I couldn't hold it anymore and dumped a load deep in the bag. She clenched up and rode out my orgasm, then laid back with a satisfied smile. We kissed, then I got dressed, both of us sweaty and spent. Rita's sexy and knows what she's doing. I'll be back to see her again soon.

**Pluto14** · 03-04-26 02:25

I am now on a weekly (at a minimum) meeting schedule with Hailey. And after I've tasted what a 2-hour session with her is like last time, this time I decided to pre-book a 2-hour session!

Before the scheduled time, there was such a build-up anticipation on my side, that the couple days waiting before the meeting time was so tough to endure!

This we both we have 2 hours on hand, so we changed up the routine a bit, and it was super awesome! Still super intimate and super satisfying.

I am in ecstasy knowing that she'll be here another month, but that also means it will most likely be a very expensive month for me, now that I want every meeting with her to be 2 hours!