Massage Parlor Reports

[CSnow]

I've had similar experiences twice recently. At two of my favorite shops. It is what it is LOL. Some girls are just trying to get their work done and get out LOL. Alex wasn't very enthusiastic with me and I had questioned my own skills afterward but I don't really care that much since she's got much better competition in the same shop right now. Same with Diana. She's crazy vocal but obviously faking it. Badly. LOL I just move on to the next.

Yeah, it happens to all of us even in good franchises and even with highly recommended girls.

Alex was actually great for me. I didn't repeat only because Hailey is here now.

But I didn't connect with Mandy at Brisa at all. Expected someone completely different based on the fake picture MMS sent me. Decided to go through based on rave reviews. She didn't want to shower with me, which is fine. But then before the TUMA she squirted spray alcohol into my asshole which burnt as fuck. And I just couldn't get myself excited about her. After 40 minutes to my surprise she told me to "do it myself " LOL. I was kinda shocked, LOL. I mean she did try. At least she agreed when I asked her to try BBBJCIM again (she already unsuccessfully tried once). I thought of Hailey (who was out of town at the time, LOL, and managed to finish.

Couldn't bring myself to write that review, but should've. MMS was shocked when I told her, LOL.

So I'm just sticking with the love of my life, Hailey, LOL.

But yeah, I'm sure it's not us, it's them, KD (and GC), LOL. Happens to all of us. I'm sure thoughts of retirement are rushed and premature, LOL. We need you to lead the way, LOL.

[Manager9]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

Are you me? I had exact same experience at Q in shoreline today. She got bubbly at after 30 minutes but was definitely bored / annoyed at something during the first half. Won't go there for the next 2 weeks.

I guess it happens once in a while.

[KitWalker1967]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

Here's what you say if stopped by law enforcement:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3V0KZJ7CqH4

[GeniusCasanova-Shill]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

I've had similar experiences twice recently. At two of my favorite shops. It is what it is LOL. Some girls are just trying to get their work done and get out LOL. Alex wasn't very enthusiastic with me and I had questioned my own skills afterward but I don't really care that much since she's got much better competition in the same shop right now. Same with Diana. She's crazy vocal but obviously faking it. Badly. LOL I just move on to the next.

[Supermanamp]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

Where was this at KD? You didn't mention the shop name. Care to share? We've all had our bad experiences. Unfortunately it happens to all of us.

[KrDoggy]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

[ChampDaddy]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

It absolutely does happen. The last big "sting" was in 2016 on First Hill near Seattle you. Even the City of Kent shut them all down in 2018. Everyone who frequents them runs the risk of getting arrested. If you get caught I don't think you can use the "this is fictional, and for entertainment purposes only" card. 😆.

[TastyFlavor]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

You just say you were there for a massage. That's it and nothing else. You have the right to stay silent and ask for a lawyer if they take you in for questioning. Don't say anything that can incriminate yourself is probably the biggest tip I've received.

[TastyFlavor]

Why do you always end it the the asterisk and saying this is fictional and for entertainment purposes?

Haha I agree. Never really understand why people put this disclaimer at the end either, maybe just to be cute? Doubt it actually makes any difference in a legal context if anything ever did happen.

[DrtyHarry]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

I think that would really depend, but it is likely that everyone will atleast be questioned quiet thoroghly. More likely than not. If they catch you having sex. I guess you will be arrested for sure. But if you are alone in the room just waititng for the appt to start, you may be able to get a good lawyer. And the cops know that and will probably not do much. I think this whole topic is really subjective. Either way it will not be a good day.

[JimboZee]

Heard there's a Latina and a new Asian there. If anyone tries let us know!

Went to take a look, only the Latina was there. Definitely not a looker, and she straight up said $$ for half hour FS before I walked into the room. So there's the menu and price I guess, I didn't even want FS and wanted a massage but don't think she understood as she kept repeating boom boom full 200? So I just left.

[Sunithacse]

Okay, sure bro, whatever makes you feel safe.

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

[ChampDaddy]

Because they're always fictional posts and for entertainment purposes only.

Okay, sure bro, whatever makes you feel safe.

[WhyNot96]

Why do you always end it the the asterisk and saying this is fictional and for entertainment purposes?

Because they're always fictional posts and for entertainment purposes only.

[Supermanamp]

I saw Alex at Brisa last year, and she provided really good service before and has a really nice round ass so I decided to go see her again. I made my appointment and arrived at the shop. Alex opened the door, and she looked sexy and beautiful in the short little blue dress she was wearing. I couldn't stop staring at her round ass. She grabbed me by the hand and took me to the room. In the room, we kissed, and then I gave her the donation. She left, and I undressed and I waited for her on the table facing up.

When she returned she undressed and told me to turn over so I did. Her body is really nice but the highlight is that nice round ass of hers. Her tatas are small but her bubble butt makes up for it. She proceeded to give me a cat bath with water in her mouth from head to toe for a few minutes. Then she kissed my ears and neck and kissed and licked her way down all the way down to my ankles. Damn, it felt so good that junior was ready to have fun. She told me to turn over and we started to DFK while I grabbed her nice round ass. Her ass felt so good in my hands. She kissed my neck and moved her way down to my nipples which she showed some love for a while. She kissed her way down to my Johnson and gave me a really good BBBJ with BLS and occasional eye contact. I like looking at the mirror so the view was so exquisite. I told her I wanted to 69 so we ate each other out for a few minutes. Her kitty was soaked and her nectar tasted so sweet. As I tongued her kitty, she moaned a lot. She sucked junior fast with lots of slurping sounds. We just ate each other out until she buckled with pleasure.

I was ready for the main event so I told her to fuck me. She put on the cover and climbed on board the Superman Express. LOL. Holy shit, she gave me a really good pounding in CG and RCG that got me a little on the edge but I was able to withstand the pounding fury she gave me without popping. During this time there was lots of clapping and moaning sounds. Well, my turn so I put her in missionary and gave her a hard pounding as we kissed. Holy fuck, she opened her legs wide open in the air while she held them with her hands. What a fucking site and memory I will never forget. I could have just fucked her in this position the whole time and I would have been happy but I wanted more. I was in the mood for my signature move so I put her feet to shoulders and smashed her hard. She moaned uncontrollably as she felt the pounding fury of Superman. I transitioned her to K9 and continued the pounding blitz for a few minutes. Looking at us in the mirror started to get me a little on edge so I put her in standing K9 and pummeled her hard and fast until I couldn't take it anymore and I erupted like a volcano in the donation bag.

She cleaned me up and I used up basically the whole hour so not much time to talk. But we had a few minutes to talk via the phone translator until time was up. She called me Superman because I smashed her hard for almost an hour without popping quick. She said most guys don't last long and pop within minutes of banging. Hahaha. When time was up, I got dressed and she walked me to the door. I gave her a hug and kiss and I blew her kisses as I said goodbye in Chinese. The shop was very busy late at night with 3 horny mongers ringing the doorbell during my session and all the girls being busy. They shuffled the dudes in like they were playing a Tetris game. I even saw 2 dudes show up after the shop closed and get escorted in as I was getting dressed.

Alex provides excellent top tier service. ATF list for sure, and I know I will be happy every time I see her. I'm surprised there aren't many reviews on her. I definitely recommend her so don't miss out boys. Enjoy her while she's here for the remainder of the month. As always your experience might vary. Happy mongering. Monger on!