Massage Parlor Reports

[KrDoggy]

I did not say the name of the shop because I don't like to spotlight with bad reviews (unless truly deserved), they have too much impact and others may love this girl. Mostly questioning myself anyway. I will say it was North.

Even Hailey got wind of this (I had to tell MMS in a joking way too) and says she wants to personally show me its not me. LOL She makes us all feel like kings. Sindy also thought is was hilarious and said very nice things.

It's girls like those two that keep the hobby alive for me.

Yeah, it happens to all of us even in good franchises and even with highly recommended girls.

Alex was actually great for me. I didn't repeat only because Hailey is here now.

But I didn't connect with Mandy at Brisa at all. Expected someone completely different based on the fake picture MMS sent me. Decided to go through based on rave reviews. She didn't want to shower with me, which is fine. But then before the TUMA she squirted spray alcohol into my asshole which burnt as fuck. And I just couldn't get myself excited about her. After 40 minutes to my surprise she told me to "do it myself " LOL. I was kinda shocked, LOL. I mean she did try. At least she agreed when I asked her to try BBBJCIM again (she already unsuccessfully tried once). I thought of Hailey (who was out of town at the time, LOL, and managed to finish.

Couldn't bring myself to write that review, but should've. MMS was shocked when I told her, LOL.

So I'm just sticking with the love of my life, Hailey, LOL.

But yeah, I'm sure it's not us, it's them, KD (and GC), LOL. Happens to all of us. I'm sure thoughts of retirement are rushed and premature, LOL. We need you to lead the way, LOL.

[CSnow]

I've had similar experiences twice recently. At two of my favorite shops. It is what it is LOL. Some girls are just trying to get their work done and get out LOL. Alex wasn't very enthusiastic with me and I had questioned my own skills afterward but I don't really care that much since she's got much better competition in the same shop right now. Same with Diana. She's crazy vocal but obviously faking it. Badly. LOL I just move on to the next.

Yeah, it happens to all of us even in good franchises and even with highly recommended girls.

Alex was actually great for me. I didn't repeat only because Hailey is here now.

But I didn't connect with Mandy at Brisa at all. Expected someone completely different based on the fake picture MMS sent me. Decided to go through based on rave reviews. She didn't want to shower with me, which is fine. But then before the TUMA she squirted spray alcohol into my asshole which burnt as fuck. And I just couldn't get myself excited about her. After 40 minutes to my surprise she told me to "do it myself " LOL. I was kinda shocked, LOL. I mean she did try. At least she agreed when I asked her to try BBBJCIM again (she already unsuccessfully tried once). I thought of Hailey (who was out of town at the time, LOL, and managed to finish.

Couldn't bring myself to write that review, but should've. MMS was shocked when I told her, LOL.

So I'm just sticking with the love of my life, Hailey, LOL.

But yeah, I'm sure it's not us, it's them, KD (and GC), LOL. Happens to all of us. I'm sure thoughts of retirement are rushed and premature, LOL. We need you to lead the way, LOL.

[Manager9]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

Are you me? I had exact same experience at Q in shoreline today. She got bubbly at after 30 minutes but was definitely bored / annoyed at something during the first half. Won't go there for the next 2 weeks.

I guess it happens once in a while.

[KitWalker1967]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

Here's what you say if stopped by law enforcement:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3V0KZJ7CqH4

[GeniusCasanova-Shill]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

I've had similar experiences twice recently. At two of my favorite shops. It is what it is LOL. Some girls are just trying to get their work done and get out LOL. Alex wasn't very enthusiastic with me and I had questioned my own skills afterward but I don't really care that much since she's got much better competition in the same shop right now. Same with Diana. She's crazy vocal but obviously faking it. Badly. LOL I just move on to the next.

[Supermanamp]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

Where was this at KD? You didn't mention the shop name. Care to share? We've all had our bad experiences. Unfortunately it happens to all of us.

[KrDoggy]

I'm out and about today and check in with my favorite franchise and get a new girl recommended, I'm more interested in one of my reliable stand-bys but I make a leap of faith.

Get to the shop and I don't find the girl very attractive, I ask to leave or to see a girl I know and of course that gets a panic response, I let her have my money and her way.

Sex is not horrible, good BJ, but it feels she is a bit bored. What the fuck am I doing here? At one point I look down in mish and she actually yawning. Omfg. Just the beating my ego needs. I have to laugh.

Finish up, I pop despite everything - such a dog, get a decent massage, the girl seems nice enough.

Maybe a one-off, or maybe time to start looking for an off ramp.

Dunno.

[ChampDaddy]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

It absolutely does happen. The last big "sting" was in 2016 on First Hill near Seattle you. Even the City of Kent shut them all down in 2018. Everyone who frequents them runs the risk of getting arrested. If you get caught I don't think you can use the "this is fictional, and for entertainment purposes only" card. 😆.

[TastyFlavor]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

You just say you were there for a massage. That's it and nothing else. You have the right to stay silent and ask for a lawyer if they take you in for questioning. Don't say anything that can incriminate yourself is probably the biggest tip I've received.

[TastyFlavor]

Why do you always end it the the asterisk and saying this is fictional and for entertainment purposes?

Haha I agree. Never really understand why people put this disclaimer at the end either, maybe just to be cute? Doubt it actually makes any difference in a legal context if anything ever did happen.

[DrtyHarry]

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

I think that would really depend, but it is likely that everyone will atleast be questioned quiet thoroghly. More likely than not. If they catch you having sex. I guess you will be arrested for sure. But if you are alone in the room just waititng for the appt to start, you may be able to get a good lawyer. And the cops know that and will probably not do much. I think this whole topic is really subjective. Either way it will not be a good day.

[JimboZee]

Heard there's a Latina and a new Asian there. If anyone tries let us know!

Went to take a look, only the Latina was there. Definitely not a looker, and she straight up said $$ for half hour FS before I walked into the room. So there's the menu and price I guess, I didn't even want FS and wanted a massage but don't think she understood as she kept repeating boom boom full 200? So I just left.

[Sunithacse]

Okay, sure bro, whatever makes you feel safe.

Talking about being safe, if and when LE bust an AMP, are the mongers in the place at the time at risk of getting arrested or any consequences?

[ChampDaddy]

Because they're always fictional posts and for entertainment purposes only.

Okay, sure bro, whatever makes you feel safe.

[WhyNot96]

Why do you always end it the the asterisk and saying this is fictional and for entertainment purposes?

Because they're always fictional posts and for entertainment purposes only.