Massage Parlor Reports

**StanleyStankas** · 02-16-26 08:24

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

1) O'Hare. Not Ohsra.

2) check the Norridge thread for Harmony.

3) check the Mount Prospect thread for the AMPs there.

4) look for Asian Apartment girls in that thread and any escorts in the o'Hare area. Use Uber. Although they will be pissed it's a short ride.

5) look for girls working in hotels in the O'Hare area and. Arch a hotel shuttle to them.

6) three hours is barely enough time. I'm not sure how familiar you are with O'Hare and its landing patterns and the size of its terminals. Or your times listed for landing snd your next plane.

He studied with the late great richard j daley who referred to us up here as o'hara. Ahhhh clancy. Such a good laddy. And the timing is way off. The monster known as o'hara will eat up your time. It now takes them days to even land let alone find a gate then welcome to the ant hill. As usual solid advice thanks fellas.

**CumShooter6969** · 02-16-26 08:05

I was in the area and decided to stop by a location on Lawrence near a park and a Wendy's. One girl was available and said her name was Xixi. She appeared to be around her early 50's and was dressed in a schoolgirl-themed outfit with pigtails.

She started quoting me high $250 plus LOL, which I felt was too high. After negotiation here and there, we agreed on a QV for $1. 20.

Physically, she had decent legs and was in decent shape, though overall she wasn't particularly my type. The experience itself was average not bad, but not especially memorable either. On the drive home, I felt some buyer's remorse and would not repeat. At the time, I just needed a QV release. Was thinking with the small head of course.

Overall experience 5/10 Face 3/10 body 5/10 won't repeat.

**FullyMooned** · 02-15-26 22:32

I drove by this place on Irving Park Rd today and it was closed for good. Saw a FOR RENT sign on door.

**Ambitious859** · 02-15-26 21:21

Sasa is a stunner, my jaw literally hit the floor when I saw her. So damn beautiful. She has the best spinner body of any of the girls I have been with in this hobby hands down. She's about 5'2 ish. Less than 105 lbs with nice natural bee cups sporting perfect nipples and such an amazing ass. The other gal, and I'm not sure of her name right now is a little bit taller but has big boobs that appear to be natural.

My session started out with a shower to get me nice and clean nothing special about it we went to the room and she immediately took her dress off, while DFK, then squats down and starts giving me an amazing BBBJ, she definitely has skills and it shows. Introduced her to my vibrator she said she had never tried one. She did give it a try with a condom on it but it was just a little too intense for her and she politely said no thank you. Laying on the table she is so tiny, I literally picked her up at the waist and brought her pussy up to my mouth while on my knees. She was pretty much just hanging there and I had my way with it. Then I suggested some 69 again. She has a very tasty little pussy. She gloved me up and I requested Cowgirl and again she was outstanding and that's pretty much where we ended. She is very tiny but took it well, and seemed to enjoy herself riding up and down my dick. I think it's worth giving it a shot if you're getting bored with the other spots. I can't recommend spinner Sasa enough.

**RichL1234** · 02-15-26 20:25

Originally Posted by TonyWestBurbs [View Original Post]

Stepped away from the game for a while. Looking a provider with big naturals. Read about Lily / Lili on Diversy. Is she still there? Can anyone confirm? Only see posts about her from 6 months ago.

I'm nw side.

I believe she is at 30** west armitage or at least was last time I ran into her. Keep in mind she is a bigger girl but yes she does have some big ol titties.

**WoodWorker9** · 02-15-26 18:31

Originally Posted by Gutenberg469 [View Original Post]

Any new, current recommendations on Lian56? I have read the 5 varied conflicting past posts. Looking for new. PM fine. TYIA.

Was there about 3-4 weeks ago roughly. A latina was the only one working that I saw. She was a little fluffy, nothing to write home about. Gave a half decent rub down. I opted for L1. Would not repeat. She was as emotionless as a brick wall the entire experience. Not sure if there's any others working there but I definitely didn't get a good draw. The inside of the place is also pretty lackluster, compared to what they advertise.

**BadDances** · 02-15-26 14:51

Originally Posted by JohnBoyJohnny [View Original Post]

What's the damage for a titfuck with her?

I am not sure as I just let her do her thing and tip $150 over house. She may have a discount for just that.

**TonyWestBurbs** · 02-15-26 08:38

Stepped away from the game for a while. Looking a provider with big naturals. Read about Lily / Lili on Diversy. Is she still there? Can anyone confirm? Only see posts about her from 6 months ago.

I'm nw side.

**WoozerBuck** · 02-14-26 21:02

Originally Posted by WalterBlack [View Original Post]

Had a unique experience today. Visited blue island at their private location for the first time based on reports of them having hot latinas working. Called and set up appointment and they even asked if I wanted Asian or Latina. I confirmed Latina and they texted me the address and off I go. I get there and in the first room is standing a smoking hot girl with black hair and tattoos. Couldn't tell too much of her face bc the lighting was a little dim in the hallway and of course the room. But as we start talking I can see she's Asian and has a thin Latina built with great curves. She definitely works out and her tattoos actually made her even hotter. I tell her I asked for a Latina but I'm going to see it through bc of how hot she is. So into the session and tells me lay down face up, massage at end. Our initial interaction is very awkward, I can tell she's young and maybe not as seasoned at this, once we got into the fun she opened up and is actually very nice. She starts off with a great BBBJ. Top tier level tbh. Straps me up after a few minutes and we hit CG, RCG, mish and DS with is phenomenal. What a beautiful ass on her. Not huge but perfect shape. Reminds me of that older MT from broadway spa with the JLO ass. Anyways, I blow in doggy and she proceeds to clean me up and did a massage on my legs with one of those massage guns. HHR in and out. As I'm getting ready to leave I see 2 Latina girls that are coming in and I stay to see what they look like and I definitely got the better looking girl out of the bunch. These were young skinny girls very thin. They did look fun tho. Not disappointed bc the Asian girl was a smoke.

Show but I'm still chasing that big booty Latina experience! Stay safe yall.

This is Blue Island on Ashland?

**HappyGardener** · 02-14-26 19:43

I went to see Nini at Red Rose Spa at Lawrence and Elston Saturday afternoon. $200 is what I usually hand her when we get in the room. She gives a super hard massage. Painfully hard sometimes. She says it's because my muscles (and she names them) are so tight across my back and shoulder. I usually like it but today it was a bit much. CBJ, mish and a few other positions. Finished by hand. She's cute, smilies a lot, giggles, early 40's, soft and squishy. We use the translator app to do most of our conversations.

**OF Charlie** · 02-14-26 19:36

Originally Posted by YuhColoy [View Original Post]

Any good spots in the near south suburbs? Off of I80.

JJ Spa. 2 minutes south of I80 Harlem exit.

**YuhColoy** · 02-14-26 19:30

Any good spots in the near south suburbs? Off of I80.

**Starks** · 02-14-26 08:07

Originally Posted by FingerTight [View Original Post]

She probably wasn't donating to local politicians. There are so many AMPs operating without ever being busted it makes you wonder.

The police usually only go after places that they get community complaints from. All of those Archer spas get complaints left and right, mostly from community groups. From an article that I read, 50/50 had a lot of complaints regarding men going in and out at all hours, scantily clad women opening the door letting them in and people drinking in front of the place. If all of that was true, I can see 50/50 getting a lot of complaints being that it is in an upper income area.

**BigsKings** · 02-14-26 00:06

Originally Posted by JohnRamsey32 [View Original Post]

Are you all talking about Wendy? Two replies about the same girl without mention of a name is diabolical lmao.

Luna. The only Asian they had there. The original guy said it he wanted to see Wendy ended up with Asian. I went for Asian Luna straight she is in first room there I did not even bother checking others.