Massage Parlor Reports

[SnAppleMgfm]

Haven't been in the game for a while, anyone know solid BBBJ (CIM) spots, preferably on the west side?

[BluePineapple]

I agree and with all the shills and owners business partners pretending to be customers, I am suspicious of anyone that promotes paying higher prices.

I raise you one better. Sometimes shops will run promos that can be had. For instance, this month over at The Best Hot Spring Spa is offering CFS for 148.

[ThatGuyKeeps]

Heading to Portland for a couple of days going to stay in Greshamamd Portland can some one help me out with a table shower recommendation thank you.

[CuriousOrange]

I went to Candy last night to check out the current talent but they were all busy, so I stopped by love to see who was there. Yuna greeted me and she looked good so we had an enjoyable session. We went right to the good stuff and she gave a so-so massage after. I like that she is pretty aggressive with her hands before you start, and she allows reciprocal roaming. She was at Beauty spa a couple months ago and went by Gina there.

If she is indeed the same talent at Beauty, then yeah she's definitely one of the most raunchy I've ever come across. If those locations weren't so busy, I'd indulge more.

Just got back from Beauty myself and sad to hear Heidi might be departing soon. She remains one of the few spinners to take a throat pounding.

[Dubduuuude]

Went to Love not long ago. Forget who I met, but the service was great but I was shorted on time (paid for an hour, not even close). So who do you recommend for someone that wants the 60 minutes for a bit of decent massage followed by extras, with a petite and attractive masseuse?

[WilsonPdx]

I went to Candy last night to check out the current talent but they were all busy, so I stopped by love to see who was there. Yuna greeted me and she looked good so we had an enjoyable session. We went right to the good stuff and she gave a so-so massage after. I like that she is pretty aggressive with her hands before you start, and she allows reciprocal roaming. She was at Beauty spa a couple months ago and went by Gina there.

[Hennshenne]

Hey, I want to go to an AMP for the first time for an HJ. Is there any recommendations you guys have? What's the average tip for a HJ? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

[GoneIn30]

Curious if anybody knows a good place to get a lingam massage? Tired of just getting a jackhammer or rushed FS I think it would be fun to give it a try, but not finding much with my research, maybe some of you have sought out this as well, possibly a massage parlor around Portland that practices it?

[BillJ1984]

That and a good massage. Both of which I'd heard she's very adept at administering. Sasa had a much more open menu but I can't really recommend.

Yeah Leah has short hair and maybe 5'3 little b cups and around late 40's or early 50's. Last visit I remember she was giving me a good elbow massage with a nice HJ at the same time. It was pretty good.

[JR Bonner]

That and a good massage. Both of which I'd heard she's very adept at administering. Sasa had a much more open menu but I can't really recommend.

Were you looking for PM? Cause that's her specialty. I haven't been at zen in a while but I remember it's usually only Leah in the shop and never 2 people. Her menu is very limited. Probably why I never come back LOL.

[BillJ1984]

Went in this afternoon looking for Leah. Woman at the front desk didn't look too enticing and asked if I was there for a massage. I asked her name, Noah she replied. I told her I wanted to see Leah. Massage? Yes -- I paid the house fee and she led me to a room and said "enjoy" as she left. Woman comes in and begins a massage with no oil. Hmm? Doesn't match reports. Scrupulously repositions towel to make sure I'm covered. Well, I'm new here. I ask for some oil and here we go. Massage is much better, but not much in the way of teasing. Oh well, I can use a good massage.

On the flip, the question -- boom boom, handy or BJ? I opt for Door #3. Not great -- (more than) a little toothy, but it gets the job done. Finish with the massage. As I get dressed I keep thinking that didn't seem like the sessions I'd read about. When she comes back I ask her name -- Sasa I'm told. Well that explains it.

Lesson learned. I would not repeat. If I go back, I'll make sure whom I draw beforehand.

Were you looking for PM? Cause that's her specialty. I haven't been at zen in a while but I remember it's usually only Leah in the shop and never 2 people. Her menu is very limited. Probably why I never come back LOL.

[RecklessOne]

If you don't mind the suggestion, I would make a quick stop at a handful of random shops, including some of the popular ones to narrow down your choices (over 200 in the Metro area). Then I would go on a fuckfest, meaning two or three places the same day, or one place per day multiple days in a row. To get that bad taste out of your mouth from the breakup.

GOAT has spoken.

I never said that. Look through my history and I've given them glowing reviews in the past. The quick turnover of girls is a real bummer though it makes it impossible to establish any kind of rapport so I stopped going. Well that and the place is a PITA to get to for me.

But it is generally true that BBBJ is on the menu and the girls are attractive. You'll probably have a good experience if that's what you're looking for.

Alright, I see, the stories are generally true, but some people are just writing novellas that embellish things.

[PDX101]

Stands for Too Long To Read.

So long posts are a drag. Details can be made shorter. One one really cares about your proneness. I do not kiss and tell. On another forum in this website. The posts are so long as to become repetitive. Oh well To each their own. Do as you please.

On my opinion. 4 hands is distracting. Unless done in a club resort or private setting with GF and Wife or so, then its a ton of fun. But usually one girl is being paid to stand around and watch. Maybe put one hand on you. But mostly a waste of money. My humble opinion.

Sunny weather out. Super nice days. Not our typical winter for sure and Attitude and personality usually are way more important then looks. Unless she is just plain fuggly. But even the guy with the most beautiful girl in the world is still tired of the same meal daily. At least I think so.

Well said. About 4 hands, at a massage parlor is a ripoff most of the time.

[RayKurin]

I'm still getting 170 or 180 for half hour GFE most places. And I'm still getting 200 GFE hour at many places.

I think part of the problem is guys comparing the prices to the GPS site.

Of course you're not doing anything wrong. And I'm cool with spending an extra 20 for someone that I feel a better than usual connection with.

RESIST.

I get 30 min of everything for 180 or less regularly. If you're having trouble, call one of the schedulers and ask for an appointment. Be firm and polite about your budget and they'll refer you to a couple of the very popular shops that are talked about here on a regular basis.

Of course if you walk in and hand over two bills, they won't turn you away.

[WarpFactor69]

Pay what you want but it is not standard for many of us. It is "your standard".

Two 30 minute sessions at 1. 7 equals 3. 4 an hour. I and many others don't consider that "nothing".

I agree and with all the shills and owners business partners pretending to be customers, I am suspicious of anyone that promotes paying higher prices.