Massage Parlor Reports

[Hennshenne]

Hey, I want to go to an AMP for the first time for an HJ. Is there any recommendations you guys have? What's the average tip for a HJ? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

[GoneIn30]

Curious if anybody knows a good place to get a lingam massage? Tired of just getting a jackhammer or rushed FS I think it would be fun to give it a try, but not finding much with my research, maybe some of you have sought out this as well, possibly a massage parlor around Portland that practices it?

[BillJ1984]

That and a good massage. Both of which I'd heard she's very adept at administering. Sasa had a much more open menu but I can't really recommend.

Yeah Leah has short hair and maybe 5'3 little b cups and around late 40's or early 50's. Last visit I remember she was giving me a good elbow massage with a nice HJ at the same time. It was pretty good.

[JR Bonner]

That and a good massage. Both of which I'd heard she's very adept at administering. Sasa had a much more open menu but I can't really recommend.

Were you looking for PM? Cause that's her specialty. I haven't been at zen in a while but I remember it's usually only Leah in the shop and never 2 people. Her menu is very limited. Probably why I never come back LOL.

[BillJ1984]

Went in this afternoon looking for Leah. Woman at the front desk didn't look too enticing and asked if I was there for a massage. I asked her name, Noah she replied. I told her I wanted to see Leah. Massage? Yes -- I paid the house fee and she led me to a room and said "enjoy" as she left. Woman comes in and begins a massage with no oil. Hmm? Doesn't match reports. Scrupulously repositions towel to make sure I'm covered. Well, I'm new here. I ask for some oil and here we go. Massage is much better, but not much in the way of teasing. Oh well, I can use a good massage.

On the flip, the question -- boom boom, handy or BJ? I opt for Door #3. Not great -- (more than) a little toothy, but it gets the job done. Finish with the massage. As I get dressed I keep thinking that didn't seem like the sessions I'd read about. When she comes back I ask her name -- Sasa I'm told. Well that explains it.

Lesson learned. I would not repeat. If I go back, I'll make sure whom I draw beforehand.

Were you looking for PM? Cause that's her specialty. I haven't been at zen in a while but I remember it's usually only Leah in the shop and never 2 people. Her menu is very limited. Probably why I never come back LOL.

[RecklessOne]

If you don't mind the suggestion, I would make a quick stop at a handful of random shops, including some of the popular ones to narrow down your choices (over 200 in the Metro area). Then I would go on a fuckfest, meaning two or three places the same day, or one place per day multiple days in a row. To get that bad taste out of your mouth from the breakup.

GOAT has spoken.

I never said that. Look through my history and I've given them glowing reviews in the past. The quick turnover of girls is a real bummer though it makes it impossible to establish any kind of rapport so I stopped going. Well that and the place is a PITA to get to for me.

But it is generally true that BBBJ is on the menu and the girls are attractive. You'll probably have a good experience if that's what you're looking for.

Alright, I see, the stories are generally true, but some people are just writing novellas that embellish things.

[PDX101]

Stands for Too Long To Read.

So long posts are a drag. Details can be made shorter. One one really cares about your proneness. I do not kiss and tell. On another forum in this website. The posts are so long as to become repetitive. Oh well To each their own. Do as you please.

On my opinion. 4 hands is distracting. Unless done in a club resort or private setting with GF and Wife or so, then its a ton of fun. But usually one girl is being paid to stand around and watch. Maybe put one hand on you. But mostly a waste of money. My humble opinion.

Sunny weather out. Super nice days. Not our typical winter for sure and Attitude and personality usually are way more important then looks. Unless she is just plain fuggly. But even the guy with the most beautiful girl in the world is still tired of the same meal daily. At least I think so.

Well said. About 4 hands, at a massage parlor is a ripoff most of the time.

[RayKurin]

I'm still getting 170 or 180 for half hour GFE most places. And I'm still getting 200 GFE hour at many places.

I think part of the problem is guys comparing the prices to the GPS site.

Of course you're not doing anything wrong. And I'm cool with spending an extra 20 for someone that I feel a better than usual connection with.

RESIST.

I get 30 min of everything for 180 or less regularly. If you're having trouble, call one of the schedulers and ask for an appointment. Be firm and polite about your budget and they'll refer you to a couple of the very popular shops that are talked about here on a regular basis.

Of course if you walk in and hand over two bills, they won't turn you away.

[WarpFactor69]

Pay what you want but it is not standard for many of us. It is "your standard".

Two 30 minute sessions at 1. 7 equals 3. 4 an hour. I and many others don't consider that "nothing".

I agree and with all the shills and owners business partners pretending to be customers, I am suspicious of anyone that promotes paying higher prices.

[OneOne9]

I've seen posts here in the past about a half-hour with BBBJ and FS "boom boom" for as low as $170 all inclusive (that is, with house fee included) . But I've never been able to negotiate it.

Frankly, I think that's a fair ask *if* the performance is good. Can't expect these ladies to give it all up for *nothing* .

Pay what you want but it is not standard for many of us. It is "your standard".

Two 30 minute sessions at 1. 7 equals 3. 4 an hour. I and many others don't consider that "nothing".

[WarpFactor69]

Dang, so don't blow my post-breakup load at Love? Was thinking a lot of what I was reading was too good to be true for Portland.

If you don't mind the suggestion, I would make a quick stop at a handful of random shops, including some of the popular ones to narrow down your choices (over 200 in the Metro area). Then I would go on a fuckfest, meaning two or three places the same day, or one place per day multiple days in a row. To get that bad taste out of your mouth from the breakup.

[WarpFactor69]

I've seen posts here in the past about a half-hour with BBBJ and FS "boom boom" for as low as $170 all inclusive (that is, with house fee included) . But I've never been able to negotiate it.

Frankly, I think that's a fair ask *if* the performance is good. Can't expect these ladies to give it all up for *nothing* .

I'm still getting 170 or 180 for half hour GFE most places. And I'm still getting 200 GFE hour at many places.

I think part of the problem is guys comparing the prices to the GPS site.

Of course you're not doing anything wrong. And I'm cool with spending an extra 20 for someone that I feel a better than usual connection with.

RESIST.

[k__rat]

Dang, so don't blow my post-breakup load at Love? Was thinking a lot of what I was reading was too good to be true for Portland.

I never said that. Look through my history and I've given them glowing reviews in the past. The quick turnover of girls is a real bummer though it makes it impossible to establish any kind of rapport so I stopped going. Well that and the place is a PITA to get to for me.

But it is generally true that BBBJ is on the menu and the girls are attractive. You'll probably have a good experience if that's what you're looking for.

[Urlboffer]

On Holgate. Attractive girl (8), nice C / D cups, good body, playful, good energy. She is a bit of a performer with some fake moans, but not all fake. Got all the GFE things I wanted. This next part was a unique experience for me, I've heard of such things before, but have an experienced it personally. When she started with the "fuck me Daddy" talk it quickly put me over the edge. Better choice than most kgirls I have experienced in Portland. Fun girl. I don't like the 200 for 30 minutes insistence, but I'm okay with it a few times a year if there is a good vibe.

I've seen posts here in the past about a half-hour with BBBJ and FS "boom boom" for as low as $170 all inclusive (that is, with house fee included) . But I've never been able to negotiate it.

Frankly, I think that's a fair ask *if* the performance is good. Can't expect these ladies to give it all up for *nothing* .

[Amp Guide]

Stands for Too Long To Read.

So long posts are a drag. Details can be made shorter. One one really cares about your proneness. I do not kiss and tell. On another forum in this website. The posts are so long as to become repetitive. Oh well To each their own. Do as you please.

On my opinion. 4 hands is distracting. Unless done in a club resort or private setting with GF and Wife or so, then its a ton of fun. But usually one girl is being paid to stand around and watch. Maybe put one hand on you. But mostly a waste of money. My humble opinion.

Sunny weather out. Super nice days. Not our typical winter for sure and Attitude and personality usually are way more important then looks. Unless she is just plain fuggly. But even the guy with the most beautiful girl in the world is still tired of the same meal daily. At least I think so.