Massage Parlor Reports

**KrDoggy-shill** · 02-08-26 19:06

Stopped by JM at lunchtime, invited by MMS, she is great but I was a bit dubious, especially after shown the cartoon photo that is published here. I was being asked to walk past two on the absolute most beautiful and skilled providers in the history of the area (Chanel and Irene) and see the dreaded "third girl"? I came in ready for a quick retreat, but I do trust the MMS. Ruby answered the door and there was a sigh of relief, way more attractive than cartoon photo, slim legs and hips, slight tummy with a large frontal tattoo in the groin area, and hold the presses absolutely MASSIVE cans, definitely rivaling Cici at Maple or Judy that was prior at Lotus. Finally got to her face and it is friendly and lovely, she is from Beijing but I feel like her features are a little Thai, light skinned though not dark like Irene.

We started back but first I said hi to Chanel and got a big hug and kisses and she popped a small apple-like fruit in my mouth, I usually skip the legendary table shower at JM because I find it a distraction from my focus, but looking at Ruby I decide I definitely needed to to see and feel those soaped up. It was a good decision, stripped down Ruby's figure was every bit as good as the other two girls in the shop and her breasts where bigger than the other two combined. She also has a trimmed kitty that felt like a back scratch-er as she ground all over my back and legs. Flipped on my back the soupy cans lived up to expectations and I got excellent DFK and a BBBJ that brought junior to full attention.

Headed back to the room and I love it when I get to DATY a girl for the first time. I'll immodestly say it is rare for me to not get a surprised an happy reaction. (maybe I just don't look like someone that will do THAT.) Anyway I started with her on her back, with DFK then extended time with those incredible breasts, I can tell she is thinking "this guy is crazy with the tongue", then I dove in to that sweet kitty and slowly worked it, she started making the sounds I like. I'd stop and talk to her now and then. This went on. Finally Ruby wanted her turn and she said "you lay down", I got on my back and she clambered on upside down and I went back to her kitty and she started devouring my cock again. This again went on some time, Ruby finally slid up my torso and and I grabbed and sucked on those tits she put her face in to mine and said "I want you to fuck me". No need to tell me twice.

Jumped up and put on the cover and did the standing mish I like these days, gets me deeper into the girl than other positions and they tend to like it and Ruby was no exception. Moved to standing K9 and I loved grabbing those cans from behind, then she got on top and fucked me ACG and then just CG sitting up, what a spectacular view! Moved around to my other favorite position these days, prone both with a pillow under the hips, that got me close and power pounding in mish on the table finished me, loved the view in the mirror.

Ruby super nice, cleaned me up and gave me a very nice strong no-oil massage. Overall I'd say she is going to do just fine at JM, she is very competitive with the two legends she is working with. No one replaces Chanel in my heart, and there is no other beauty like Irene (saw her in the hallway and got the Thai smile), but Ruby will definitely have her fans.

I'd see her again in a heartbeat.

**CSnow-shill** · 02-08-26 18:51

Originally Posted by GeniusCasanova [View Original Post]

Wow, nice attempt at a swoop. Guess the only honor is from the provider themselves. LOL.

I had a nice visit with Roxanne, and it was our first reunion for six months. It felt very intimate with cuddling, and kissing, and hugs. She does a great job of remembering you ....

Kidding of course, KD is my brother from another mother. I didn't think there is anyone with more appreciation of beautiful women than me, but he sure leaves me in the dust, LOL.

Great review of Roxanne. Another absolute superstar and ATF I was lucky to meet. The only thing that's different for me is that I find her face gorgeous. Perfect 10 for me. No disrespect meant to your opinion. It is funny how much looks are YMMV.

**CSnow-shill** · 02-08-26 18:34

Originally Posted by IstlFun [View Original Post]

Bro, it seems only you have been getting bad services from this place, this place might not for you. Just looking out 4, you should stick out to your usual spots like JM and the shanghai shops. They're more popular, the problem I have with popularity is the waiting， some girls are very business with times up next attitude, rarely there are extras. Slower shops there's a chance of extras on the house...

Unfortunately I'm out of commission till the end of the month. Which is when I'm hoping for one more repeat with Hailey unless KD pranks me and books her solid for three days LOL.

As far as Tokyo Spa goes, I honestly hope to become a regular again. It's the most convenient shop for me and girls are normally pretty hot. Service had been hit or miss for me personally and until recently pricing has been questionable. As a sex addict LOL I prefer places with reasonable prices. I'm glad to hear Tokyo is sticking with it.

FWIW, it was the place where I was reintroduced to the Seattle AMP scene with younger, hotter, more willing girls. Amazing Monica in July blew me away and I was hooked. Review was posted.

Yumi in November was gorgeous and an absolute sweetheart but kicked me out after half hour even when the place was empty with me having paid $$. I still repeated with her, but with the same result. Review was posted as well. I can't say it was a bad experience, just short.

I discovered JM in November and was seduced by Thai Irene, who I repeated with three times and who always gave me my full hour with very nice massage at the end.

In December I discovered SBBBJ with Sindy and Joey (and MMS Lily) which lacks table shower but their girls make up for it with their skills.

I was rushed only once at SBBBJ places after a dozen of visits. Girls like Hailey or Roxanne keep me there overtime rather than kicking me out.

So I want to give Tokyo another shot for sure, but I'd need a strong motivation, LOL. Sounds like Ella last month was great and I'm a tiny bit sad I didn't get to meet her, but I would pick a repeat with Hailey over meeting a new girl any day. Sorry, not sorry LOL.

Glad you had good time with Lisa. Thanks for the great review. Just like you I like all pretty Asian girls but I don't necessarily feel the need to switch it up, LOL.

**BayouJ** · 02-08-26 17:02

Shanghai is just a solid spot. Easy parking, revolving girls, all pretty and attentive. Some superstars, but most just very solid service. I drew Dina (last visit. Thai from LA. BBBJ, CFS - 8/10 and will repeat. She's here until March.

**GeniusCasanova-Shill** · 02-08-26 13:34

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Just wanted to say I worked really hard to prank CSnow and get into Hailey's pants before he could. Tried to pick her up at the airport, take her out, whole nine yards, She is true to her man and I have failed.

Can't win them all, enjoy brother! :-)

Wow, nice attempt at a swoop. Guess the only honor is from the provider themselves. LOL.

I had a nice visit with Roxanne, and it was our first reunion for six months. It felt very intimate with cuddling, and kissing, and hugs. She does a great job of remembering you and making you feel wanted or desired. Since BJ doesn't have a table shower, she did what was best described as a dry table shower, bring in a tub with suds and soapy water that she applied to me and herself before sliding on me, camel slide and Russian included. We were in the room of sin in the back and I had a wonderful view of her body in the mirrors. She's short, maybe 5'2" with a 7. 5 face. HWP body, and everything seems very natural. She's got that excited, spicy energy once she gets going, and maintains great eye contact. She gave me a cat bath and short RIM before asking me to flip over. BBBJ was nice and slow, with aforementioned eye contact keeping me engaged. She flipped around to let me 69, and I enjoyed until she "finished". I did ask about forgoing an umbrella as I'm okay with the rain, but she says she never goes out without an umbrella, and she knows someone "a bad person" says she saw her outside without an umbrella. That's fine with me. And we were off to the races. ACG and RCG were amazing. She straight up sits on it and takes you to pound town that way. It's a wonderful sight to behold. Flipping her on her back for standing mish was great. I got to enjoy the sight and she closes her legs and puts them on your shoulders for maximum penetration. I turned her around for standing k9, where I pounded her into the table. The mirrors really are lovely. After a bit of this, I went for full prone bone, where she really used her strength to do me in.

After some cleanup. There was no massage, but some cuddling and kissing and catching up. I really enjoyed my time with her, I'll see her again before the end of the month. I still have to meet Irene at JM, and maybe repeat with Chanel again LOL.

I will say that midday on a Saturday. The shop was crowded. After I entered, I saw 4 guys enter after me, and girls, including Roxanne we're doing the monger shuffle, escorting guys out and into the rooms and kitchen. I was interrupted once. But when Roxanne returned it was a straight shot.

**IstlFun** · 02-08-26 12:36

Originally Posted by CSnow [View Original Post]

Never had a size issue, LOL. But walked out more than once without finishing. I've been playing for 30 years and been with hundreds of girls. I take a loss and walk out.

Mostly due to the girl not being as hot as advertised, or rushing me and trying to finish me with a bad HJ. When they start rushing at the end and giving you jackhammer HJ, it becomes more painful than enjoyable. In particular, happened in Tokyo Spa with Fiona a couple of months ago (October)? She was my second girl on the same visit. I saw another girl first, and as I was leaving saw Fiona that looked hot as fuck. Offered her $100 I had left in my pocket for a quickie. She accepted. I guess since it was a quickie she was expecting me to be done in 5 minutes. I did get to fuck her for 1 minute after which she wanted me to come with a bad HJ. It was on me as much as it was on her. She should've just declined and told me to come back for her next time. I was unsatisfied but not upset.

Other times were just complete lack of chemistry and effort by the girl, plus fake pictures (probably should have just walked out immediately).

Bro, it seems only you have been getting bad services from this place, this place might not for you. Just looking out 4, you should stick out to your usual spots like JM and the shanghai shops. They're more popular, the problem I have with popularity is the waiting， some girls are very business with times up next attitude, rarely there are extras. Slower shops there's a chance of extra on the house hehehe. If these shops brings back the old atf girls, will visit for sure.

On the other hand:

Had a taste of vietnamese pho at tokyo than the usual Chinese. Love them asian girls, they're so hot. Lisa was very friendly and welcoming, she's looks great with those fat melons and bubbly ass. Her small frame (5'1) with the fat melon makes her look like jessica rabbit. Her service is GFE, nice and slow BBBJ. She did struggle dt jr but love her effort trying. Asked to her mixed with hand motions, she obliged that got jr going. Switched to 69, tongue punched her small and pretty kitty. Just love seeing her eyes went wide as jr went in. Went through abcdefg, pound the pho out of her and finished up with cim. Personally likes pse more, her service was good, will recommend to those want to try different asians than the usual Chinese. Atm japanese is still at the top of my favorite asian list.

Dmg: $$/ hr (full hr with a massage, she's a trooper still able to give a massage after all those poundings).

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

**KrDoggy-shill** · 02-07-26 22:48

If this ever comes to pass then I will have lived all (more than) I deserve and I will die a happy man.

Originally Posted by ItalianGuy [View Original Post]

I can't really blame you. She is definitely well worth. It. Talk about a beautiful lady and a service queen.

**KrDoggy-shill** · 02-07-26 22:29

Ashamed I failed I mean LOL Hailey one of those girls where the bro code goes in the can. LOL.

Enjoy your Super Sunday (maybe even watch some football!) I'll catch her down the line where I belong.

Originally Posted by CSnow [View Original Post]

I thought we were friends, LOL! What happened to the.

Bro code LOL?

All good, my appointment is, of course, booked and confirmed, hahaha!

**CSnow-shill** · 02-07-26 20:05

MMS sent me a pic of a new girl with a permission to share. Looks quite hot. I haven't seen her in person I can't vouch for picture accuracy or service quality. Looks very enticing though. Unfortunately I am out of commission the rest of the month.

Columbian Ely is gone. MMS was unhappy with that one. Said she was 33 but looked 40. As many good shops, she let her work a week to cover travel expenses but not longer than that.

New girl is here only for 8 days. She's joining Chanel and Irene. AKAIK, Chanel will be gone on the 16th as well.

Irene is here all month and should be joined by Chinese Beibei and a different Columbian girl Carly.

**CSnow-shill** · 02-07-26 19:54

[QUOTE=ItalianGuy;7523226]I was hoping after all the great reviews my second time would be better. First time was her second day and she was super cautious with alcohol and sanitary lotion. All the use of cleaning stuff left me kind of burning.

Even though the first time was kinda cool with a super young hot lady. The body was firm and naturals body. First time was she just wanted to get it over with? Seemed like everything was a discomfort. Seemed like it was a discomfort do the deed. Like I said, maybe it was just the first few days. It just seemed even after being there a while. She just is too quick to the exit.

The second time was more like a long lost friend fairly decent service. However, you could tell this was all business. It seemed as though she was more into acting. And playing a role than actually wanting to be there. I know there'll be some that will try to knock me, say, oh, how great she is. Well, I guess your mileage may vary. What I find is maybe after some time in the industry, things will get better. But it's definitely a your mileage may vary situation. For me, I will definitely see alex. Are the other lady instead? Roxanne, they definitely are happy to be there, and it's not all about the financial.

There's way too many people in the industry I could go to JM and visit with Irene or chanel, and you don't have to worry about whether your mileage will vary. Since You're definitely dealing with top notch providers.[QUOTE]There is a reason why she is gone after 1 week. Even good shops occasionally test unknown girls and we get burnt by that. They will normally let the girl work for a few days to earn her way back. I'd say see if a new girl is still here two weeks later, LOL. I'm a big pussy and normally wait for KD to give his seal of approval.

FWIW I had completely disconnected experiences with zero chemistry even with some of the acclaimed local superstars. Not all of my reviews are glowing. Thank you for an honest review.

Also to reiterate, Mira is gone and replaced by Hailey starting tomorrow. I've seen all three girls, Alex, Roxanne, and Hailey. All three are consistent service queens.

Sorry to hear you TOFTT twice but thank you for reporting.

**Italian Guy** · 02-07-26 19:38

I can't really blame you. She is definitely well worth. It. Talk about a beautiful lady and a service queen.

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Just wanted to say I worked really hard to prank CSnow and get into Hailey's pants before he could. Tried to pick her up at the airport, take her out, whole nine yards, She is true to her man and I have failed.

Can't win them all, enjoy brother! :-)

**Italian Guy** · 02-07-26 19:34

I was hoping after all the great reviews my second time would be better. First time was her second day and she was super cautious with alcohol and sanitary lotion. All the use of cleaning stuff left me kind of burning.

Even though the first time was kinda cool with a super young hot lady. The body was firm and naturals body. First time was she just wanted to get it over with? Seemed like everything was a discomfort. Seemed like it was a discomfort do the deed. Like I said, maybe it was just the first few days. It just seemed even after being there a while. She just is too quick to the exit.

The second time was more like a long lost friend fairly decent service. However, you could tell this was all business. It seemed as though she was more into acting. And playing a role than actually wanting to be there. I know there'll be some that will try to knock me, say, oh, how great she is. Well, I guess your mileage may vary. What I find is maybe after some time in the industry, things will get better. But it's definitely a your mileage may vary situation. For me, I will definitely see alex. Are the other lady instead? Roxanne, they definitely are happy to be there, and it's not all about the financial.

There's way too many people in the industry I could go to JM and visit with Irene or chanel, and you don't have to worry about whether your mileage will vary. Since You're definitely dealing with top notch providers.

**KsThirty4** · 02-07-26 17:43

Had a session with Judy and lets just say that I TOFT. Should have walked when Lisa was not available. Quick recap most activities were short and lack luster. Standard hr donation that I could not wait to leave my session. She did state she was new for what's that worth.

Service 2/5 - really inexperienced and no service oriented.

Body 2/5 - not much to say. I don't want shame anyone. Just not my preference. Very much a homebody / housewife looks.

Face 3/5 - Decent.

English was fine. Recap: Got what I needed but that's about it. I don't want to hurt anyone trying to earn some $ but would not recommend or will repeat.

**CSnow-shill** · 02-07-26 15:17

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

CSnow has written more reviews of Hailey than Shakespeare has sonnets. Chicks dig that kind of devotion. The Doggy Files does not have a clear "best in show" like the "Snow Report" has.

I am actually envious at StuntDriver's talent. He can say so much with so few words. Maybe he's the real Shakespeare of the group, LOL.

I want to keep her all to myself, but we all know how this game is played LOL. Even if it makes me feel like a dude pimping out his girlfriend or a pornstar husband working the video camera on the wife's shoots, LOL.

Sadly won't be able to play the rest of the month so there won't be a second season of my Hailey review miniseries LOL. Doesn't mean anything changed or her service got worse all of a sudden LOL. Like that could happen. She is the most consistent girl ever and has a talent to make every guy feel like her boyfriend for an hour. I have no illusions here LOL, just enjoying it while it lasts.

**CSnow-shill** · 02-07-26 15:01

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Just wanted to say I worked really hard to prank CSnow and get into Hailey's pants before he could. Tried to pick her up at the airport, take her out, whole nine yards, She is true to her man and I have failed.

Can't win them all, enjoy brother! :-)

I thought we were friends, LOL! What happened to the.

Bro code LOL?

All good, my appointment is, of course, booked and confirmed, hahaha!