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02-09-26 18:36 #17439Senior Member

Posts: 613I just reviewed one, check a few posts down, keywords enormous and melon
Pretty sure Eva out of the area. Maybe back to LA, has a following there.
Originally Posted by FakeGnus
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02-09-26 15:40 #17438Senior Member

Posts: 248Blue Jade Eva
Does anyone know where Eva from Blue Jade went?
Any other Big Tit asians?
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02-09-26 14:39 #17437Senior Member

Posts: 286I think that name may stick
For some it's "Johnson". For others "Old Soldier", "The Big Guy", or "Big Monkey". But I think we've finally found the perfect name for your busy implement: "Mister Hopeful". If that doesn't capture the Doggy spirit in all its cheery splendor I don't know what does!
Originally Posted by KrDoggy
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02-09-26 12:03 #17436Senior Member

Posts: 613HAHAHA my alter ego, that bad review master!
Bait and switch is the worst, trying to take advantage of the little head thinking. Props for driving so far and standing firm.
My trick is that I always have one or more backup plans at the ready. Usually to the slower shops. Then I can walk and the little head still has hope.
Originally Posted by Wheezy
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02-09-26 00:14 #17435Senior Member

Posts: 613Sophia. She is just the impossible girl
I am happy I have a picture is us together, when I took a bunch out for last day. I look at it from time to time, she sat with me and acted like I was her boyfriend, holy shit felt so lucky.
Originally Posted by GeniusCasanova
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02-08-26 23:19 #17434Regular Member

Posts: 19Roxanne
Finally got to see Roxanne / Emma. I had crossed paths with her at JM but I was there for Monica that day, I remember almost asking Monica if I could change girls because Emma's vibe was amazing. After the table shower Emma pulled off my towel in the hallway because Emma had told her I had a big dick and she likes them big. So today I msg the number and made an appointment, I went with a friend so we didn't request any specific girls. To my surprise, Emma was available and ready so I got up and went with her. She had recognized me. This was my first time in the "room of Sin" and I hope it won't be my last.
Right off the bat, emma stripped down and put her tongue down my throat. We made out for about 5 minutes and then I laid her down and started with FIV. I made my way down south and ate her out like it was my last meal. She got really into it and let me go as long as I wanted with a couple break in between. I had her pinned down and shaking. She asked if she could return the favor. After the BBBJ we put on the condom. We started off slow and then she finally gave me the green light to FUCK her. This girl can take long and hard strokes. Quivering and smiling the whole time, she's really vocal and extremely sexy when she gets going. After a couple of positions we took the condom off and she she used her thighs to simulate no condom sex. We ended our session with a some cim and more minutes of hot make out sessions.
After everything she took me into the bathroom and washed me and gave me some mouthwash. She told me she will be at JM next month.
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02-08-26 23:12 #17433Senior Member

Posts: 240She is really pretty!
Funny enough I think 7. 5 is a good score if you rate 5/10 as average. Roxanne is well above average, I'd call both Hailey and Vivi a 8, Sophia is like a 9. Sophia from the BBJSHBR whatever you call the Chain is still the prettiest AMP girl I've ever encountered. A 10 would be a girl I try to steal away and marry. LOL haven't met them yet.
Originally Posted by CSnow
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But you're right. Beauty is still in the eye of the beholder but I'm glad because if we all liked the same girls we'd be fighting for time LOL.
I will have to see this new JM big boobed girl per KRD's review. I love them top heavy.
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02-08-26 22:15 #17432Regular Member

Posts: 9Tokyo bombed today
Long time crabby lurker here.
I never post good reviews, I'm the worst. But I'm a selfish old son of a gun.
However, before I drink myself into oblivion (after Taco Bell), I wanted to post one mean review.
I love Tokyo spa. Highly recommend it normally. But today it really disappointed.
I called to make an appointment with Cassi. I did that because I heard she was gone perioding. But in the possibility that she was there, I made an appointment. Drove an hour, and turns out it was a bait and switch! Very irritating. I handed over my minimum wage sweaty dollars, and then took it back. I was promised a lot in returned by a person who claimed she was filling in for her. I appreciate the effort, but the one thing this illegitimate industry needs is honesty in advertising!
As I stuff my enormous gullet, I'm proud to have taken a stand for the American way. I want a hot Asian chick, I'm willing to pay. But you better deliver. Go Seahawks!
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02-08-26 21:58 #17431Regular Member

Posts: 144Hailey Diaries. 2 hours of bliss with a sex goddess at Blue Jade
TL; DR.
Beautiful girl. Looks are always YMMV but for me she is a perfect 10, body and face. Out of this world service. Completely unreal. Super sweet personality. Too good to be true. Everything in this game is YMMV but I think she's the most consistent girl ever. Always DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, 69, TUMA, CFS (and probably more acronyms I'm forgetting). Super erotic shower with her if that's your thing. Amazing skills at everything. This is my 9th (yes ninth) visit with her in a bit over a month. I almost never repeat with any girl.
Wall of text, LOL. (No, I don't use ChatGPT for my reviews though I've been accused of that more than once, LOL).
Few men in this world are lucky enough to meet a woman that moves them to greater heights. Some men are moved to change the world. Others, like me, are moved to beating their personal sex exploration records, LOL. Never have I seen a pro girl this often or for this long. Actually, I realized it's my first 2-hour appointment with a pro girl ever, LOL. Never have I imagined needing or wanting more than an hour from a pro, no matter how good she is. Hailey makes you forget that she is a pro. She is your girlfriend while you are there. Your beautiful, young, sweet, way too good for you girlfriend. She makes you feel like the king of the world. An hour is not enough for me. A day is not enough, LOL. But I will take what I can get, and 2 hours of bliss with this goddess is always better than one. Were I infinitely rich, I would never book less with this girl. Sadly I'm not. If anyone wants to buy a kidney, PM me, LOL. But I will be out of commission for the rest of the month, and I haven't seen her for almost two weeks. I wanted to make up for the lost time and time yet to be lost. More than that, she always let's me stay there past my time without rushing me or me realizing it, LOL. I've taken advantage of her kindness and generosity too many times. She always just says "I love spending time with you baby" and of course I believe her, the sad sap that I am, LOL. So you would think that with two hours I would leave on time? You would be wrong. When I was back in my car, once again I realized I overstayed my time, LOL. I really need to watch the clock with this girl so I don't get her in trouble. She is just the quintessential sweetheart. One of the nicest people you will ever meet in your life. I can't take advantage of her like that.
Now let's talk big dicks and hard pounding, LOL. No, sorry, not my style, but back to business, LOL. I was happy to welcome Hailey back after the well deserved rest, and she looked as good as ever, and was just as sweet to me as she always is. Her smile and her laugh always put me at ease, and her DFK are second to none. I can never stop kissing that girl, and luck would have it that it's not a problem for her. She always says "I love kissing you". Can you tell she is a service queen?
Her game plan seemed to be to get me off once, then shower play and relaxing, and then get me off again. It's a great plan that's hard to argue with. Maybe next time we will go with that. This time my game plan was to just slow things down even more (not that they are ever rushed with Hailey) and just enjoy my time with her. I had no planned number of shots in mind. I just wanted to enjoy her company. So we just did our usual thing taking twice as long with everything. I know it's not for everyone, but it was perfect for me. The thing about Hailey is that she is amazing at reading you and adapting to what you want. Just tell her and she will make your dreams come true. I know she does it for me.
We started with me sitting her down on the table and getting on my knees to get her to her first O. She is the most incredibly appreciative girl when it comes to DATY. After her explosive finish, we both just started spontaneously laughing, with her repeating "Good Job", LOL. It was a good thing the place was still mostly empty. I think everyone in the entire place heard us, LOL. We continued with a nice shower. I'm always clean, but I like shower play with beautiful girls, even if it's just them washing me. Shower with Hailey is always an erotic experience. Lot's of kissing, lots of standing body slides, Russian, BBBJ with hot water, all kinds of sexy erotic goodness. I can stay there forever. I probably owe Blue Jade extra for the hot water bill, LOL. Back to the room and more kissing and worshiping each other's bodies. Kissing and licking everywhere, both of us. And yes, definitely more of me going down on her again, and again. I don't know which one of us was enjoying it more, LOL, her getting it or me enjoying her reaction.
She always gives me nice TUMA so this time I remembered to return the favor and went in for nice long DATO mixed with DATY. I don't think I need to mentioned that she is exceptionally clean and tastes sweet absolutely everywhere. To my delight she enjoyed DATO as well and I enjoyed her reaction. So I remembered lessons taught to me by these wonderful girls and tried reaching new heights of sexual exploits with toes sucking and such. Her reaction was more than enough of a reward. And so we continued for a long time.
Finally she told me "your turn" in playful tone accepting no compromises, LOL. She had me lie face down for an absolutely amazing DFK-like licking and sucking cat bath, nice long TUMA (not always my thing but this girl sure knows how to do that), BBBJ from below me with me on all fours, and so much more. Hailey's skills are second to none.
Nearing the finishing stretch we went for 69, with more amazing BBBJ from her and me working her into yet another O. Her reaction is such an absolute turn on for me that I could literally do that all day, LOL.
And time for the main event. The cover came on (always) and we were off to the races. I am not as creative here as some, I just really enjoy this girl. We went for a nice long standing mish with a few variations, which we both enjoyed. Her reactions here were just as much of a turn on. And of course she rode me to the victory in CG while kissing me non-stop. My absolutely favorite way to finish. She took off the cover and did her trademark clean-up BBBJ, which she does smiling and laughing. Last time she stuck her tongue out and was laughing and telling me "I have your babies in my mouth, LOL". It sounds cute and charming when she says that, trust me, LOL. Lots more kissing and I knew it had to be close to the end of my time with her. To my surprise she still wanted to give me another shower. I asked her if we had time and she said "of course we do". I should've ungraciously looked at the clock, but I trusted her. Turned out she is a wonderful beautiful liar (in the best possible way). We were already out of time, yet she took more time playing with me in the shower while cleaning me up. Back to the room for more kissing while she was dressing me. Quick chat before I had to run and I had to get back to reality.
Unfortunately I won't be able to play for the rest of this month. Real life is getting in the way of fun. Otherwise I would've been on my usual twice-a-week repeat schedule with this girl. She is amazing and precious. Take good care of her guys.
As if this review is not long enough LOL, here are my 7 prior reviews of her.
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7482287
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7488540
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7492966
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7497930
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7500700
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7507442
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7511484
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02-08-26 20:06 #17430Senior Member

Posts: 613Doggy Files. Ruby at JM. The enormous melon option
Stopped by JM at lunchtime, invited by MMS, she is great but I was a bit dubious, especially after shown the cartoon photo that is published here. I was being asked to walk past two on the absolute most beautiful and skilled providers in the history of the area (Chanel and Irene) and see the dreaded "third girl"? I came in ready for a quick retreat, but I do trust the MMS. Ruby answered the door and there was a sigh of relief, way more attractive than cartoon photo, slim legs and hips, slight tummy with a large frontal tattoo in the groin area, and hold the presses absolutely MASSIVE cans, definitely rivaling Cici at Maple or Judy that was prior at Lotus. Finally got to her face and it is friendly and lovely, she is from Beijing but I feel like her features are a little Thai, light skinned though not dark like Irene.
We started back but first I said hi to Chanel and got a big hug and kisses and she popped a small apple-like fruit in my mouth, I usually skip the legendary table shower at JM because I find it a distraction from my focus, but looking at Ruby I decide I definitely needed to to see and feel those soaped up. It was a good decision, stripped down Ruby's figure was every bit as good as the other two girls in the shop and her breasts where bigger than the other two combined. She also has a trimmed kitty that felt like a back scratch-er as she ground all over my back and legs. Flipped on my back the soupy cans lived up to expectations and I got excellent DFK and a BBBJ that brought junior to full attention.
Headed back to the room and I love it when I get to DATY a girl for the first time. I'll immodestly say it is rare for me to not get a surprised an happy reaction. (maybe I just don't look like someone that will do THAT.) Anyway I started with her on her back, with DFK then extended time with those incredible breasts, I can tell she is thinking "this guy is crazy with the tongue", then I dove in to that sweet kitty and slowly worked it, she started making the sounds I like. I'd stop and talk to her now and then. This went on. Finally Ruby wanted her turn and she said "you lay down", I got on my back and she clambered on upside down and I went back to her kitty and she started devouring my cock again. This again went on some time, Ruby finally slid up my torso and and I grabbed and sucked on those tits she put her face in to mine and said "I want you to fuck me". No need to tell me twice.
Jumped up and put on the cover and did the standing mish I like these days, gets me deeper into the girl than other positions and they tend to like it and Ruby was no exception. Moved to standing K9 and I loved grabbing those cans from behind, then she got on top and fucked me ACG and then just CG sitting up, what a spectacular view! Moved around to my other favorite position these days, prone both with a pillow under the hips, that got me close and power pounding in mish on the table finished me, loved the view in the mirror.
Ruby super nice, cleaned me up and gave me a very nice strong no-oil massage. Overall I'd say she is going to do just fine at JM, she is very competitive with the two legends she is working with. No one replaces Chanel in my heart, and there is no other beauty like Irene (saw her in the hallway and got the Thai smile), but Ruby will definitely have her fans.
I'd see her again in a heartbeat.
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02-08-26 19:51 #17429Regular Member

Posts: 144Don't encourage KD LOL and yes, Roxanne is amazing
Kidding of course, KD is my brother from another mother. I didn't think there is anyone with more appreciation of beautiful women than me, but he sure leaves me in the dust, LOL.
Originally Posted by GeniusCasanova
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Great review of Roxanne. Another absolute superstar and ATF I was lucky to meet. The only thing that's different for me is that I find her face gorgeous. Perfect 10 for me. No disrespect meant to your opinion. It is funny how much looks are YMMV.
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02-08-26 19:34 #17428Regular Member

Posts: 144Lisa sounds great but
Unfortunately I'm out of commission till the end of the month. Which is when I'm hoping for one more repeat with Hailey unless KD pranks me and books her solid for three days LOL.
Originally Posted by IstlFun
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As far as Tokyo Spa goes, I honestly hope to become a regular again. It's the most convenient shop for me and girls are normally pretty hot. Service had been hit or miss for me personally and until recently pricing has been questionable. As a sex addict LOL I prefer places with reasonable prices. I'm glad to hear Tokyo is sticking with it.
FWIW, it was the place where I was reintroduced to the Seattle AMP scene with younger, hotter, more willing girls. Amazing Monica in July blew me away and I was hooked. Review was posted.
Yumi in November was gorgeous and an absolute sweetheart but kicked me out after half hour even when the place was empty with me having paid $$. I still repeated with her, but with the same result. Review was posted as well. I can't say it was a bad experience, just short.
I discovered JM in November and was seduced by Thai Irene, who I repeated with three times and who always gave me my full hour with very nice massage at the end.
In December I discovered SBBBJ with Sindy and Joey (and MMS Lily) which lacks table shower but their girls make up for it with their skills.
I was rushed only once at SBBBJ places after a dozen of visits. Girls like Hailey or Roxanne keep me there overtime rather than kicking me out.
So I want to give Tokyo another shot for sure, but I'd need a strong motivation, LOL. Sounds like Ella last month was great and I'm a tiny bit sad I didn't get to meet her, but I would pick a repeat with Hailey over meeting a new girl any day. Sorry, not sorry LOL.
Glad you had good time with Lisa. Thanks for the great review. Just like you I like all pretty Asian girls but I don't necessarily feel the need to switch it up, LOL.
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02-08-26 18:02 #17427Senior Member

Posts: 134Shanghai
Shanghai is just a solid spot. Easy parking, revolving girls, all pretty and attentive. Some superstars, but most just very solid service. I drew Dina (last visit. Thai from LA. BBBJ, CFS - 8/10 and will repeat. She's here until March.
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02-08-26 14:34 #17426Senior Member

Posts: 240Honor Among Thieves and Roxanne BJ
Wow, nice attempt at a swoop. Guess the only honor is from the provider themselves. LOL.
Originally Posted by KrDoggy
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I had a nice visit with Roxanne, and it was our first reunion for six months. It felt very intimate with cuddling, and kissing, and hugs. She does a great job of remembering you and making you feel wanted or desired. Since BJ doesn't have a table shower, she did what was best described as a dry table shower, bring in a tub with suds and soapy water that she applied to me and herself before sliding on me, camel slide and Russian included. We were in the room of sin in the back and I had a wonderful view of her body in the mirrors. She's short, maybe 5'2" with a 7. 5 face. HWP body, and everything seems very natural. She's got that excited, spicy energy once she gets going, and maintains great eye contact. She gave me a cat bath and short RIM before asking me to flip over. BBBJ was nice and slow, with aforementioned eye contact keeping me engaged. She flipped around to let me 69, and I enjoyed until she "finished". I did ask about forgoing an umbrella as I'm okay with the rain, but she says she never goes out without an umbrella, and she knows someone "a bad person" says she saw her outside without an umbrella. That's fine with me. And we were off to the races. ACG and RCG were amazing. She straight up sits on it and takes you to pound town that way. It's a wonderful sight to behold. Flipping her on her back for standing mish was great. I got to enjoy the sight and she closes her legs and puts them on your shoulders for maximum penetration. I turned her around for standing k9, where I pounded her into the table. The mirrors really are lovely. After a bit of this, I went for full prone bone, where she really used her strength to do me in.
After some cleanup. There was no massage, but some cuddling and kissing and catching up. I really enjoyed my time with her, I'll see her again before the end of the month. I still have to meet Irene at JM, and maybe repeat with Chanel again LOL.
I will say that midday on a Saturday. The shop was crowded. After I entered, I saw 4 guys enter after me, and girls, including Roxanne we're doing the monger shuffle, escorting guys out and into the rooms and kitchen. I was interrupted once. But when Roxanne returned it was a straight shot.
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02-08-26 13:36 #17425Senior Member

Posts: 404Give pho (lisa) a try at tokyo
Bro, it seems only you have been getting bad services from this place, this place might not for you. Just looking out 4, you should stick out to your usual spots like JM and the shanghai shops. They're more popular, the problem I have with popularity is the waiting, some girls are very business with times up next attitude, rarely there are extras. Slower shops there's a chance of extra on the house hehehe. If these shops brings back the old atf girls, will visit for sure.
Originally Posted by CSnow
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On the other hand:
Had a taste of vietnamese pho at tokyo than the usual Chinese. Love them asian girls, they're so hot. Lisa was very friendly and welcoming, she's looks great with those fat melons and bubbly ass. Her small frame (5'1) with the fat melon makes her look like jessica rabbit. Her service is GFE, nice and slow BBBJ. She did struggle dt jr but love her effort trying. Asked to her mixed with hand motions, she obliged that got jr going. Switched to 69, tongue punched her small and pretty kitty. Just love seeing her eyes went wide as jr went in. Went through abcdefg, pound the pho out of her and finished up with cim. Personally likes pse more, her service was good, will recommend to those want to try different asians than the usual Chinese. Atm japanese is still at the top of my favorite asian list.
Dmg: $$/ hr (full hr with a massage, she's a trooper still able to give a massage after all those poundings).
Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!









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