Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

**HankyDaPanky** · 02-02-26 10:58

Bloom Spa, new place on Cedar Lake Road and 60. I did stop in to inquire, but did not sample. Two middle aged women, very cordial, busy decorating in the front. IO asked about services, and they gave me a card with cupping therapy free (a $50 value) when you buy a 60 minute massage. Smells legit, and I didn't get the impression the little guy would be interested even if they did oscar polishing.

So there you go.

**The Banger** · 02-01-26 16:39

Originally Posted by MundSaba [View Original Post]

Is there a rubmaps or something? I don't think I'm familiar with this Joy South place.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-joy-f...each-il-218352#rubmaps.

**MundSaba** · 02-01-26 13:30

Is there a rubmaps or something? I don't think I'm familiar with this Joy South place.

Originally Posted by SoLucky [View Original Post]

Stopped by the other morning right as they opened up at 9:30. Got Angela. Late 30's or early 40's with an average body wearing yoga pants and a tank top. Gave her the house tip and then went in the room. Massage was above average (one of the reasons I like the Joys is that they generally give firm massages). During the massage, she was not shy about placing the goods within reach of my hand, and rubbing on me. She was getting hornier and more into as the massage went on. On the flip, we settled on 100, for 170 total. I went higher than normal, probing for extras since I was getting that vibe from her. I ended up with a L1 finish with FIV, and I should have pushed for more. She happily pulled her pants down at that point of the session to let me roam. The L1 was softer than I'm used to and it did the job much faster than I was expecting. She was gently cupping and massaging instead of jackhammering like most. As we were cleaning up she told me business has been slow, which I imagine due to the weather.

I could hear someone else around during the session but didn't get to see who it was. I was hoping for Cici, who I had only seen once before. I will repeat soon and report if anything else is on the menu.

**SoLucky** · 02-01-26 12:34

Stopped by the other morning right as they opened up at 9:30. Got Angela. Late 30's or early 40's with an average body wearing yoga pants and a tank top. Gave her the house tip and then went in the room. Massage was above average (one of the reasons I like the Joys is that they generally give firm massages). During the massage, she was not shy about placing the goods within reach of my hand, and rubbing on me. She was getting hornier and more into as the massage went on. On the flip, we settled on 100, for 170 total. I went higher than normal, probing for extras since I was getting that vibe from her. I ended up with a L1 finish with FIV, and I should have pushed for more. She happily pulled her pants down at that point of the session to let me roam. The L1 was softer than I'm used to and it did the job much faster than I was expecting. She was gently cupping and massaging instead of jackhammering like most. As we were cleaning up she told me business has been slow, which I imagine due to the weather.

I could hear someone else around during the session but didn't get to see who it was. I was hoping for Cici, who I had only seen once before. I will repeat soon and report if anything else is on the menu.

**Fmc73** · 01-30-26 12:18

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

Not sure if they're still open. Stopped by a couple of times and locked. No returns on texts.

Huh, weird. Its barely been there a month.

**Zeuss** · 01-29-26 22:13

Originally Posted by Fmc73 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried the new (ish) place on Grass Lake rd? I saw them on STG but they've stopped advertising.

Not sure if they're still open. Stopped by a couple of times and locked. No returns on texts.

**Zeuss** · 01-29-26 22:11

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Anyone tried the new spa on Cedar Lake road and Rt 60?

I drove by and it looked totally legit from the outside, so I wrote it off. Only like two nail spas that I've ever come across with enhanced menus, both were around Wheeling.

**Fmc73** · 01-29-26 17:29

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

I stopped a few weeks ago (for recon only). Mid-aged, clinical garb, nothing to speak of (looks wise). Didn't get a warm chubby or anything.

Got the feeling its strictly massage.

Feel free to try it and let us know!

I may if I'm bored one, but tbh, with island lake and round lake 83 close by I have good L2 options already. Rt12 in Fox was good for an L1 one the cheap too.

**HankyDaPanky** · 01-29-26 16:52

Originally Posted by Fmc73 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried the new (ish) place on Grass Lake rd? I saw them on STG but they've stopped advertising.

I stopped a few weeks ago (for recon only). Mid-aged, clinical garb, nothing to speak of (looks wise). Didn't get a warm chubby or anything.

Got the feeling its strictly massage.

Feel free to try it and let us know!

**Fmc73** · 01-29-26 16:18

Has anyone tried the new (ish) place on Grass Lake rd? I saw them on STG but they've stopped advertising.

**PRichards055** · 01-29-26 10:55

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

It's good to have a gent like yourself willing to take the time to vet the new places. I have done the same as have a few others, but it would be much easier to navigate with more participation.

Anyway, Kudos to you.

Everyone take note, you don't have to wonder with guys like this taking the time. And you didn't have to leave the place with blue balls because you had to find out the (literal) hard way.

Happy to return the favor you have granted all of us on many, many occasions!

**Fmc73** · 01-29-26 10:04

Originally Posted by PRichards055 [View Original Post]

I haven't taken one for the team in a while, so I decided to check out the New Bloom Spa on S. Cedar Lake.

I won't bury the lead. It is a legit spa.

Professional draping and no teasing or even the slightest hint of fun time.

If you like a hard massage. Even if you request medium pressure. This is your place! Forearms and elbows rule the day here. Frankly, I needed a legitimate massage, but this morning I'm more sore than when I walked through the door! LOL.

Sorry, gents. It's a "no-fly zone".

I posted the same thing in another section of the forum, but glad to see my findings confirmed. No fun zone, but the massage was legit good and the MT was really fun. Would repeat for that alone.

**HankyDaPanky** · 01-29-26 09:49

Originally Posted by PRichards055 [View Original Post]

I haven't taken one for the team in a while, so I decided to check out the New Bloom Spa on S. Cedar Lake.

I won't bury the lead. It is a legit spa.

Professional draping and no teasing or even the slightest hint of fun time.

If you like a hard massage. Even if you request medium pressure. This is your place! Forearms and elbows rule the day here. Frankly, I needed a legitimate massage, but this morning I'm more sore than when I walked through the door! LOL.

Sorry, gents. It's a "no-fly zone".

It's good to have a gent like yourself willing to take the time to vet the new places. I have done the same as have a few others, but it would be much easier to navigate with more participation.

Anyway, Kudos to you.

Everyone take note, you don't have to wonder with guys like this taking the time. And you didn't have to leave the place with blue balls because you had to find out the (literal) hard way.

**PRichards055** · 01-29-26 08:46

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Anyone tried the new spa on Cedar Lake road and Rt 60?

I haven't taken one for the team in a while, so I decided to check out the New Bloom Spa on S. Cedar Lake.

I won't bury the lead. It is a legit spa.

Professional draping and no teasing or even the slightest hint of fun time.

If you like a hard massage. Even if you request medium pressure. This is your place! Forearms and elbows rule the day here. Frankly, I needed a legitimate massage, but this morning I'm more sore than when I walked through the door! LOL.

Sorry, gents. It's a "no-fly zone".