Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

**Zeuss** · 01-29-26 23:13

Originally Posted by Fmc73 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried the new (ish) place on Grass Lake rd? I saw them on STG but they've stopped advertising.

Not sure if they're still open. Stopped by a couple of times and locked. No returns on texts.

**Zeuss** · 01-29-26 23:11

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Anyone tried the new spa on Cedar Lake road and Rt 60?

I drove by and it looked totally legit from the outside, so I wrote it off. Only like two nail spas that I've ever come across with enhanced menus, both were around Wheeling.

**Fmc73** · 01-29-26 18:29

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

I stopped a few weeks ago (for recon only). Mid-aged, clinical garb, nothing to speak of (looks wise). Didn't get a warm chubby or anything.

Got the feeling its strictly massage.

Feel free to try it and let us know!

I may if I'm bored one, but tbh, with island lake and round lake 83 close by I have good L2 options already. Rt12 in Fox was good for an L1 one the cheap too.

**HankyDaPanky** · 01-29-26 17:52

Originally Posted by Fmc73 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried the new (ish) place on Grass Lake rd? I saw them on STG but they've stopped advertising.

I stopped a few weeks ago (for recon only). Mid-aged, clinical garb, nothing to speak of (looks wise). Didn't get a warm chubby or anything.

Got the feeling its strictly massage.

Feel free to try it and let us know!

**Fmc73** · 01-29-26 17:18

Has anyone tried the new (ish) place on Grass Lake rd? I saw them on STG but they've stopped advertising.

**PRichards055** · 01-29-26 11:55

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

It's good to have a gent like yourself willing to take the time to vet the new places. I have done the same as have a few others, but it would be much easier to navigate with more participation.

Anyway, Kudos to you.

Everyone take note, you don't have to wonder with guys like this taking the time. And you didn't have to leave the place with blue balls because you had to find out the (literal) hard way.

Happy to return the favor you have granted all of us on many, many occasions!

**Fmc73** · 01-29-26 11:04

Originally Posted by PRichards055 [View Original Post]

I haven't taken one for the team in a while, so I decided to check out the New Bloom Spa on S. Cedar Lake.

I won't bury the lead. It is a legit spa.

Professional draping and no teasing or even the slightest hint of fun time.

If you like a hard massage. Even if you request medium pressure. This is your place! Forearms and elbows rule the day here. Frankly, I needed a legitimate massage, but this morning I'm more sore than when I walked through the door! LOL.

Sorry, gents. It's a "no-fly zone".

I posted the same thing in another section of the forum, but glad to see my findings confirmed. No fun zone, but the massage was legit good and the MT was really fun. Would repeat for that alone.

**HankyDaPanky** · 01-29-26 10:49

Originally Posted by PRichards055 [View Original Post]

I haven't taken one for the team in a while, so I decided to check out the New Bloom Spa on S. Cedar Lake.

I won't bury the lead. It is a legit spa.

Professional draping and no teasing or even the slightest hint of fun time.

If you like a hard massage. Even if you request medium pressure. This is your place! Forearms and elbows rule the day here. Frankly, I needed a legitimate massage, but this morning I'm more sore than when I walked through the door! LOL.

Sorry, gents. It's a "no-fly zone".

It's good to have a gent like yourself willing to take the time to vet the new places. I have done the same as have a few others, but it would be much easier to navigate with more participation.

Anyway, Kudos to you.

Everyone take note, you don't have to wonder with guys like this taking the time. And you didn't have to leave the place with blue balls because you had to find out the (literal) hard way.

**PRichards055** · 01-29-26 09:46

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Anyone tried the new spa on Cedar Lake road and Rt 60?

I haven't taken one for the team in a while, so I decided to check out the New Bloom Spa on S. Cedar Lake.

I won't bury the lead. It is a legit spa.

Professional draping and no teasing or even the slightest hint of fun time.

If you like a hard massage. Even if you request medium pressure. This is your place! Forearms and elbows rule the day here. Frankly, I needed a legitimate massage, but this morning I'm more sore than when I walked through the door! LOL.

Sorry, gents. It's a "no-fly zone".

**HankyDaPanky** · 01-27-26 16:26

Anyone tried the new spa on Cedar Lake road and Rt 60?

**TechLambo** · 01-18-26 00:47

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Thanks Techno. I figured they would be. Too bad, nice and convenient for me, plus the one time I did give the one in Lindenhurst a shot they seemed to have cuties. They were waring masks though.

The other place by Lucky Emma's, It was a mom / daughter thing. Great massage, but nada.

I did stop by the new place on Grass Lake road a week or so back. Middle aged mom with a uniform came out. Must've had a client in the room. Didn't look like there was any chance there either, but I've been known to be wrong in the past. Round Lake beach is good for me because one of my favorites is back. PM if you want more info.

By the way, have you (or anyone) tried PH Spa in Lake Bluff?

Thanks again.

Anytime! PH is on my list but didn't get a chance to stop by yet. I read in other forums that it's a sister location to LY in Island lake.

BTW, speaking of other spots, a bit off our target area but I've been eyeing this one spot on Dundee / Quentin (believe it's Palatine). Wondering if anyone been there before? I'll post it in the Buffalo Grove thread as well.

**TrauMorgus** · 01-15-26 14:58

Originally Posted by TechLambo [View Original Post]

Still a no fun zone brother. Recently tried Lake spa, different providers now but same result. Not even the slightest hint.

Same. Not even a hint for self service.

**HankyDaPanky** · 01-15-26 10:42

Happened to be in the neighborhood (Antioch) , and and had an impending bulge. Saw Lucy a mid-aged happy little MT. Great massage, with hot stones, and a hot towel wrapped around a bag of stones placed under my neck after the flip-nice touch. She worked hard for increasing the tip, and I worked hard on having her take a seat (she declined). Anyway, she can drive a stick, and she allowed me to play with the with the girls-about a B size (I'd say). Nips are stretched marshmallows, which are fun to roll. Anyway, I did give 80 because the massage was really quite nice / effective. Slept like a baby.

Wish she'd been more acceptable to my moves because I think she's got a tight little body under all those clothes. Too bad. I've been crafting the ability to lick them til they pop. Oh well, next case. Good luck Gents!

**CakeLover13** · 01-15-26 08:36

Thank You Hanky,. Much appreciated.

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Google Joy Foot Spa Round lake beach.

**HankyDaPanky** · 01-14-26 10:58

Originally Posted by Ahrfll [View Original Post]

Stopped in at Joy North today. Granny was only one there. I walked out and went to Joy South. Cici and I had a great time (she says she is 28 YO). She is a full natural B. Level 2, BBBJ and dinner at the why. Eventually all nude 69. She did a great job (Fake Orgasm?) Timed to match CIM. Door 70 plus 120 tip for a full hour plus some. Lana was there as well, but last two times I was there was a disappointment with her.

I believe Lana is Nana. CIM you say? Interesting.