Massage Parlor Reports

**OhioPolock** · 01-24-26 23:41

This was the funniest yet true comment I have read here for some time. LOL.

Originally Posted by Febreeze12 [View Original Post]

Agreed x2. She looks nothing like the pics she posts. She is solid thick with a reserved attitude. She may moan here and there but it will not get you excited. I had to close my eyes and think of her when she was 30 lbs lighter. $100 at most, not $200.

**Paradigm71** · 01-24-26 15:45

Originally Posted by OtraVez [View Original Post]

My two cents, which is worthless because they don't even make pennies anymore. LOL.

This thread, titled Massage Parlor Reports, should have discussions of "parlors"; by my definition, these are places that are accessible to the public, as in a building or shop that you can drive by, and see the entrance. Basically all AMPs and legit spas count. I don't count people's houses / private residences (like Kay) UNLESS it's an AAMP. Yeah, the MTs usually live in the AAMP, but in my mind, it's different than Kay or a CL person who is just inviting you to their home / apt. They are very different experiences.

As for the "Massage" part of these thread title, yes, the places should give massages or at least allude to that as a service they provide. HE is not a requirement for places discussed here: we post reports and talk about things to find out what kind of services are available, and if it's HE / DIY / etc. Plenty of people on here have asked for recs for just a good massage with no HE required.

Obviously there are places that blur the lines of where they should be posted. In lieu of creating yet another thread, maybe just cross-post / post in multiple threads if you're unsure? Then you can see which place has more of a discussion.

I agree for the most part. A "Massage Parlor" should be an actual business with a physical location advertised and accessible to the general public without having to jump through any hoops to get the address. They also have publicly advertised and defined business hours. I should be able to just show up and get a massage, providing they are not busy. I think this definition should very clearly define the difference between massage parlor or not. Typically, a Massage Parlor would also have multiple providers available at the same location. I only list (Asian) Massage Parlors on my map.

I do not think reviews should be regularly cross-posted, the moderators have enough to do without us doubling up post.

**Paradigm71** · 01-24-26 15:33

Originally Posted by Paradigm71 [View Original Post]

All of those threads should be closed. USA Adult Classifieds was a site we wanted to start that never launched because chicks wouldn't pay 5 fucking dollars a month for ads.

A2

Ah, did not realize said thread was closed. Perhaps the Craigslist Advertiser Review thread should just be an Advertisers Review thread?

**Paradigm71** · 01-24-26 15:27

Originally Posted by Sgorka [View Original Post]

By this definition a massage can only be given in a licensed massage parlor or spa? You receive a massage in a home or apt?

Just so you all are aware. In the state of Ohio anyone can give a massage as a service and be paid for it without being a Licensed Massage Therapist as long as they do not claim to be a therapist or that their service is therapy or for any health benefits. I see so many refer to their providers here as "therapists" when 99% of them are not licensed by the State Medical Board as required to be called a therapist. Many refer to this as a "loophole" in the law that allows for what is called a "relaxing" massage. In some states, like New York, all massage providers must be licensed therapists regardless of where in the State they are providing the service, unless it is given completely free of charge.

Believe me, I am very well versed in Ohio massage laws as well as local city laws regarding these businesses.

**OtraVez** · 01-24-26 13:44

My two cents, which is worthless because they don't even make pennies anymore. LOL.

This thread, titled Massage Parlor Reports, should have discussions of "parlors"; by my definition, these are places that are accessible to the public, as in a building or shop that you can drive by, and see the entrance. Basically all AMPs and legit spas count. I don't count people's houses / private residences (like Kay) UNLESS it's an AAMP. Yeah, the MTs usually live in the AAMP, but in my mind, it's different than Kay or a CL person who is just inviting you to their home / apt. They are very different experiences.

As for the "Massage" part of these thread title, yes, the places should give massages or at least allude to that as a service they provide. HE is not a requirement for places discussed here: we post reports and talk about things to find out what kind of services are available, and if it's HE / DIY / etc. Plenty of people on here have asked for recs for just a good massage with no HE required.

Obviously there are places that blur the lines of where they should be posted. In lieu of creating yet another thread, maybe just cross-post / post in multiple threads if you're unsure? Then you can see which place has more of a discussion.

**RickMann** · 01-24-26 12:49

OK guys you are on your own here, I was simply responding to anothers post on Kay who was highly reviewed here. Good luck LOL.

**Sgorka** · 01-24-26 12:33

By this definition a massage can only be given in a licensed massage parlor or spa? You receive a massage in a home or apt?

Originally Posted by Paradigm71 [View Original Post]

The "why" is because Kay is not a massage parlor.

**Mantenomo** · 01-24-26 12:04

Originally Posted by BushMaster112 [View Original Post]

Why is this in Massage Parlors?

I guess we could have ANOTHER forum but do we really need one?

Between the CList reviews, Ripoff reports, News reports, and Tips & Tricks I think we have enough forums already to go thru.

I found Irina, Grace, Cindy and many others here because massage was the main course with a HE.

Of course a few of the independents and a rare AMP offer FS, but if you want FS that's what the Escorts and streetwalkers sites are for.

Stay safe and happy.

**Paradigm71** · 01-24-26 09:29

Originally Posted by RickMann [View Original Post]

If you read the original post we are talking about Kay.

The "why" is because Kay is not a massage parlor.

**RickMann** · 01-24-26 07:17

Originally Posted by BushMaster112 [View Original Post]

Why is this in Massage Parlors?

If you read the original post we are talking about Kay.

**Paradigm71** · 01-23-26 23:48

Originally Posted by Yang888 [View Original Post]

Looking for a MP that includes rimming in the massage. I've been to Sakura quite a bit where it is offered but looking to try someplace new.

Good luck finding that in this area. I'm not going to say it's not possible, but there are only two L3 shops here. What you are looking for is harder to find than a L2 shop and those are not around here, though you sometimes find a provider here or there that will Fido more than L1 but they don't usually last very long.

Best chance would be to look into AAMPs or independents. Guess you have some research to do.

**Paradigm71** · 01-23-26 23:41

Originally Posted by BushMaster112 [View Original Post]

Why is this in Massage Parlors?

I keep asking the same question. Biggest issue is there is no dedicated section for independents and / or AAMPs, but all of these really belong in the thread: USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews. Some have argued they belong here just because you can get a "massage" from them. I can get a massage at some hair salons but would never consider them a massage parlor.

All of those threads should be closed. USA Adult Classifieds was a site we wanted to start that never launched because chicks wouldn't pay 5 fucking dollars a month for ads.

A2

**Yang888** · 01-23-26 20:35

Originally Posted by Tireddodger [View Original Post]

Had business on the West side and decided to take the plunge at Sakura after seeing Vick was back. I'd wanted to see her since the first pic I'd gotten a month or so ago. Comms are quick and easy, requested a time and showed up a little late. Plaza is busy and very wide open for you to stand and be seen by the Westgate populus waiting for the door to open. The other girl that was there led me in and to the room (older looking, glad I dodged that bullet).

Vick came in after a short wait. As others have mentioned; body is banging and she's got a great ass. She's had a kid so there's some fluff, but honestly after nothing but waify asians it was a great change of pace. Didn't even notice the C-Section scar someone else mentioned. Took the donation; and came back and started a massage on my back. Relaxing and seemed like she was actually trying a bit but not going to going to fix your back problems. Good conversation with her. On the flip, right to business, disrobed; rubber on for CBJ with plenty of access to rub her ass. Once at attention she hopped on the table for rcg, cg and flipped to k9. Was very responsive and vocal. She's super nice and a great change of pace. No request for tips or upcharge and she didn't rush at all. Definite recommend.

Side note, holy shit Sakura is hot. In the middle of my session *3* dudes came in together that had apparently set an appointment for all of the girls that were there. Shouting and talking loudly in the lobby as I finished up. Not sure who is having bachelor party orgies but fuck; have some decorum. Someone else walked up as I was driving out and I can only presume got turned away.

Looking for a MP that includes rimming in the massage. I've been to Sakura quite a bit where it is offered but looking to try someplace new.

**Tireddodger** · 01-23-26 19:21

Had business on the West side and decided to take the plunge at Sakura after seeing Vick was back. I'd wanted to see her since the first pic I'd gotten a month or so ago. Comms are quick and easy, requested a time and showed up a little late. Plaza is busy and very wide open for you to stand and be seen by the Westgate populus waiting for the door to open. The other girl that was there led me in and to the room (older looking, glad I dodged that bullet).

Vick came in after a short wait. As others have mentioned; body is banging and she's got a great ass. She's had a kid so there's some fluff, but honestly after nothing but waify asians it was a great change of pace. Didn't even notice the C-Section scar someone else mentioned. Took the donation; and came back and started a massage on my back. Relaxing and seemed like she was actually trying a bit but not going to going to fix your back problems. Good conversation with her. On the flip, right to business, disrobed; rubber on for CBJ with plenty of access to rub her ass. Once at attention she hopped on the table for rcg, cg and flipped to k9. Was very responsive and vocal. She's super nice and a great change of pace. No request for tips or upcharge and she didn't rush at all. Definite recommend.

Side note, holy shit Sakura is hot. In the middle of my session *3* dudes came in together that had apparently set an appointment for all of the girls that were there. Shouting and talking loudly in the lobby as I finished up. Not sure who is having bachelor party orgies but fuck; have some decorum. Someone else walked up as I was driving out and I can only presume got turned away.

**BushMaster112** · 01-23-26 18:24

Originally Posted by RickMann [View Original Post]

Agreed! I only saw her once she was preggo but the belly just kinda fit the heavy build so I didn't know till later. She was only a few months along I guess. Weird she will text a full menu to any stranger not sure how she keeps it secure.

Why is this in Massage Parlors?