Massage Parlor Reports

[ShakeNBake69]

If she has Herpes and you always shave your nuts before spa visits is one way of getting an STD. When you shave down there, you can definitely get micro cuts, that allows an opening for infections. It's not as farfetched as some may think.

Same with DATY. I always shave my face before the spa, and love to eat pussy. So that may be a chance to get an infection.

I only eat pussy as the first customer of the day.

And that doesn't preclude her having a BBFSCIP sleepover if she drives and lives offsite, but usually not with most spa girls as they usually sleep at the spa and the owners don't allow any outside action so the chances of sloppy seconds are minimized.

What if I cover my Nuts with the rubber, am I safe then? Just asking for a friend 😁.

[JohnBoyJohnny]

Just curious who's like me and who's not. How many of you have an ATF reg. You frequent and how many of you are always exploring new options every time?

[GMan25]

Thanks for participation in this discussion. I have 2 questions for you.

1) is your $300 girl exclusive to you so there's less or no chance of an STD?

2) If not, does paying $300 instead of $160-$200 also minimize the chances?

I meant to me unless she is incredibly hot and you just have to have her, what is the significance of her charging $300?

By the way, many of my sessions do cost $300. That's 2 hours + tip. But only with my GFE girls.

1. Don't ever believe for a second she is not fucking a few other dudes the way she does with you. She is.

2. If she is getting a nice upsell for banging you that way, and she gets $300 she will gladly fuck other dudes for even less upsell. Remember, she is in this business for the money. Lastly, how many "exclusive" girlfriends have cheated? How many wives? You think $300 for BBFS means she will only do BBFS with you? A sex worker in it for the money?

[The Banger]

Part of it is, one man's 'not getting out much' is another man's keeping a budget. I mean, if I spend $300 on one session a month and you spend $160 a session three times a month, you're still spending more than I am. It's a different risk reward balance. I might not find the deals you get, but I'm still spending less. You might be having more fun. To which I say, knock yourself out.

Also, 'not getting out much' is one way to manage all these disease risks. If you're not banging as many prostitutes, your risk is lower. Same if you're always covered.

The only way to completely avoid risk is not to play. But it's a scale, not a binary. There are ways to lower risks.

If you're fine taking more risks, like I say, knock yourself out. If not, that's fine too. I'm on the lower risk side. Not no risk, just avoiding the easy ones.

Thanks for participation in this discussion. I have 2 questions for you. I'm not being a smartass. I get the fact that doing a girl less often lowers your chances but the $300 thing makes me wonder.

1) is your $300 girl exclusive to you so there's less or no chance of an STD?

2) If not, does paying $300 instead of $160-$200 also minimize the chances?

I mean, to me, unless she is incredibly hot and you just have to have her, what is the significance of her charging $300?

By the way, many of my sessions do cost $300. That's 2 hours + tip. But only with my GFE girls. You can get a lot done in 2 hours!

[The Banger]

How do you get an infection on your Nuts from a CBJ? Just asking for a friend 😁.

If she has Herpes and you always shave your nuts before spa visits is one way of getting an STD. When you shave down there, you can definitely get micro cuts, that allows an opening for infections. It's not as farfetched as some may think.

Same with DATY. I always shave my face before the spa, and love to eat pussy. So that may be a chance to get an infection.

I only eat pussy as the first customer of the day.

And that doesn't preclude her having a BBFSCIP sleepover if she drives and lives offsite, but usually not with most spa girls as they usually sleep at the spa and the owners don't allow any outside action so the chances of sloppy seconds are minimized.

[Jeffj1965]

How do you get an infection on your Nuts from a CBJ? Just asking for a friend.

Maybe skin to skin contact ones like HPV?

[ShakeNBake69]

What? Lots of girls do BBFS most w CIP for 140-160 and some of them are very cute. Do you think paying more to the same girl who (behind your back) does it with others for less than what you pay protects you? IF you pay her $200+ that makes the risk less? Come on man you know these girls are money hungry and they'll take less or more depending on the situation and tell you what you want to hear. "You're the only one" sure.

How can you even say, "maybe this hobby isn't for you"? Besides that, Top talent is everywhere, Chicago and the suburbs. You must not get out much it seems. I have found girls that are 9. 5's, saving the 10's for professional models. Sure, there's lots of fat, ugly old women out there. I avoid them. When I find one I like, I see her often if she is clean, smells good, is enjoyable and not a kunt and of course I only see her first thing in the morning, because I don't want to trade slobber with you guys or sloppy seconds.

Look man, if you don't do BBFS, that's your prerogative. My girls are tested and they also use a variety of disinfectants / preventatives and also clean me before and after. Is there a risk? Yes, indeed as there is from DATY, BBBJ and even CBJ and CFS. You can get an infection on your nuts or other places. You have to be smart about it. Maybe this hobby ain't for you?

How do you get an infection on your Nuts from a CBJ? Just asking for a friend 😁.

[Viscant]

Lunar Body Spa seem to have their shit down. It was decently busy, but I was surprised that the wait time was so short. I was worried that might mean the girls there rush things, but na. Not Hazel at least.

Hazel was a rubbing, stroking, and dick sucking machine. She must be running on 21700 lithium batteries or something. Girl got infinite energy. I was surprised how she remained so enthusiastic with the extra fun stuff after going so hard with the deep tissue massage. She was really all gas and no breaks. Kept her sexy persona on and went straight amazon mode when she was sucking the life force out of me. Just nonstop blowing and while the hands were always rubbing something. After I came I got to relax while she lightly sucked on the testicles. This is peak sexy and sloppy BBBJ.

[Perversity]

What? Lots of girls do BBFS most w CIP for 140-160 and some of them are very cute. Do you think paying more to the same girl who (behind your back) does it with others for less than what you pay protects you? IF you pay her $200+ that makes the risk less? Come on man you know these girls are money hungry and they'll take less or more depending on the situation and tell you what you want to hear. "You're the only one" sure.

How can you even say, "maybe this hobby isn't for you"? Besides that, Top talent is everywhere, Chicago and the suburbs. You must not get out much it seems. I have found girls that are 9. 5's, saving the 10's for professional models. Sure, there's lots of fat, ugly old women out there. I avoid them. When I find one I like, I see her often if she is clean, smells good, is enjoyable and not a kunt and of course I only see her first thing in the morning, because I don't want to trade slobber with you guys or sloppy seconds.

Look man, if you don't do BBFS, that's your prerogative. My girls are tested and they also use a variety of disinfectants / preventatives and also clean me before and after. Is there a risk? Yes, indeed as there is from DATY, BBBJ and even CBJ and CFS. You can get an infection on your nuts or other places. You have to be smart about it. Maybe this hobby ain't for you?

Part of it is, one man's 'not getting out much' is another man's keeping a budget. I mean, if I spend $300 on one session a month and you spend $160 a session three times a month, you're still spending more than I am. It's a different risk reward balance. I might not find the deals you get, but I'm still spending less. You might be having more fun. To which I say, knock yourself out.

Also, 'not getting out much' is one way to manage all these disease risks. If you're not banging as many prostitutes, your risk is lower. Same if you're always covered.

The only way to completely avoid risk is not to play. But it's a scale, not a binary. There are ways to lower risks.

If you're fine taking more risks, like I say, knock yourself out. If not, that's fine too. I'm on the lower risk side. Not no risk, just avoiding the easy ones.

[The Banger]

This post is. Something. First off, what place is offering BBFS for 160? Sounds ridiculous. And if true, why would you want to see a provider engaging in that risk for a low rate? Sounds like a bad situation waiting to happen. Also, I would understand if it was 80 or 100+, but if a 40 dollar difference is your breaking point, maybe this hobby isn't for you. It's post like this that demonstrates why top talent avoid Chicago like the plague.

What? Lots of girls do BBFS most w CIP for 140-160 and some of them are very cute. Do you think paying more to the same girl who (behind your back) does it with others for less than what you pay protects you? IF you pay her $200+ that makes the risk less? Come on man you know these girls are money hungry and they'll take less or more depending on the situation and tell you what you want to hear. "You're the only one" sure.

How can you even say, "maybe this hobby isn't for you"? Besides that, Top talent is everywhere, Chicago and the suburbs. You must not get out much it seems. I have found girls that are 9. 5's, saving the 10's for professional models. Sure, there's lots of fat, ugly old women out there. I avoid them. When I find one I like, I see her often if she is clean, smells good, is enjoyable and not a kunt and of course I only see her first thing in the morning, because I don't want to trade slobber with you guys or sloppy seconds.

Look man, if you don't do BBFS, that's your prerogative. My girls are tested and they also use a variety of disinfectants / preventatives and also clean me before and after. Is there a risk? Yes, indeed as there is from DATY, BBBJ and even CBJ and CFS. You can get an infection on your nuts or other places. You have to be smart about it. Maybe this hobby ain't for you?

[The Banger]

I mean I agree I could've said no and turned around which is what I've done before, but thought I'd TOFTT and confirm or deny the other report. Not often but sometimes the reports are reputable. But ain't going to do that from now on I guess LOL.

Sorry, didn't mean it to sound that way. Thanks for TOFTT. We have all overpaid at one time or another. Some guys feel like overpaying gets them better service and I'm sure that's true in some cases.

However, what I have found, and this is from actual monger research. There's a girl in the suburbs that charges some guys $200 (because they will pay) for CFS but charges me 150 for BBFSCIP and BBBJ (first of course). I have recommended her to a couple of trusted members here. I have even told these guys what she'll take for tips. Yet, one guy still tipped her 200. For exactly the same service I get. When I asked him why, he said he was happy. OK, great!, but if she'll take 150-160 and you know it, then save your money. "What can I say" he says. I just shake my head, WTF?? Some guys are just dumb. He wants to be "Special". Not.

As far as my tipping, it has turned into a very long term "relationship" and she values my repeat business. She seems to know that if she doesn't try to fleece me, I will return again and again. In fact, I get a "good Morning" message from her every day. Yes, she wants me to keep her in my thoughts, and it's strictly business and that's all I want.

Do people walk into Menards and pay more than the sticker price because they like the quality better than Home Depot?

[BringBackBp]

Well, maybe it's just me I guess, but if it's just an average looking girl or less, with a flat ass, why are you paying $200 for CFS even if there is BBBJ? That's why these girls are asking 200 I guess because guys are paying it ??

Is that just a Chicago thing? Because just about anywhere in the suburbs you can get FS for 160 most of the time BBFS. That's the most I'm paying for CFS. If they offer CBJ, I'm passing, although, those new very thin plastic "dick baggies" do feel better than Saran wrap or worse yet a condom! And if you're lucky BBFSCIP for the same 160. Most of the time, things start out with the BBBJ anyhow. And you're right. Rimming really isn't worth $50 and should be part of the foreplay package (if they do it of course most don't). There's a couple in Buffalo Grove that do rimming as part of the foreplay and don't charge extra.

I come to The Chicago MP forum thinking that that's the gold standard, but with all the massage parlors and all the competition you think the prices would be lower than the suburbs. What the hell is going on?

This post is. Something. First off, what place is offering BBFS for 160? Sounds ridiculous. And if true, why would you want to see a provider engaging in that risk for a low rate? Sounds like a bad situation waiting to happen. Also, I would understand if it was 80 or 100+, but if a 40 dollar difference is your breaking point, maybe this hobby isn't for you. It's post like this that demonstrates why top talent avoid Chicago like the plague.

[JohnBoyJohnny]

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[FellowMonger]

Well, maybe it's just me I guess, but if it's just an average looking girl or less, with a flat ass, why are you paying $200 for CFS even if there is BBBJ? That's why these girls are asking 200 I guess because guys are paying it ??

Is that just a Chicago thing? Because just about anywhere in the suburbs you can get FS for 160 most of the time BBFS. That's the most I'm paying for CFS. If they offer CBJ, I'm passing, although, those new very thin plastic "dick baggies" do feel better than Saran wrap or worse yet a condom! And if you're lucky BBFSCIP for the same 160. Most of the time, things start out with the BBBJ anyhow. And you're right. Rimming really isn't worth $50 and should be part of the foreplay package (if they do it of course most don't). There's a couple in Buffalo Grove that do rimming as part of the foreplay and don't charge extra.

I come to The Chicago MP forum thinking that that's the gold standard, but with all the massage parlors and all the competition you think the prices would be lower than the suburbs. What the hell is going on?

I mean I agree I could've said no and turned around which is what I've done before, but thought I'd TOFTT and confirm or deny the other report. Not often but sometimes the reports are reputable. But ain't going to do that from now on I guess LOL.

[Dinosaur9]

Lots of shill posts recently. Look for places mentioned repeatedly by reputable accounts. And look for the telltale language and posting history if you're spidey sense goes off.

Yeah the forum seems to be becoming flooded.

An account that only gives glowing reviews is a big red flag too. Any low post account that doesn't engage and only posts reviews needs to be scrutinized.