Massage Parlor Reports

[The Banger]

This post is. Something. First off, what place is offering BBFS for 160? Sounds ridiculous. And if true, why would you want to see a provider engaging in that risk for a low rate? Sounds like a bad situation waiting to happen. Also, I would understand if it was 80 or 100+, but if a 40 dollar difference is your breaking point, maybe this hobby isn't for you. It's post like this that demonstrates why top talent avoid Chicago like the plague.

What? Lots of girls do BBFS most w CIP for 140-160 and some of them are very cute. Do you think paying more to the same girl who (behind your back) does it with others for less than what you pay protects you? IF you pay her $200+ that makes the risk less? Come on man you know these girls are money hungry and they'll take less or more depending on the situation and tell you what you want to hear. "You're the only one" sure.

How can you even say, "maybe this hobby isn't for you"? Besides that, Top talent is everywhere, Chicago and the suburbs. You must not get out much it seems. I have found girls that are 9. 5's, saving the 10's for professional models. Sure, there's lots of fat, ugly old women out there. I avoid them. When I find one I like, I see her often if she is clean, smells good, is enjoyable and not a kunt and of course I only see her first thing in the morning, because I don't want to trade slobber with you guys or sloppy seconds.

Look man, if you don't do BBFS, that's your prerogative. My girls are tested and they also use a variety of disinfectants / preventatives and also clean me before and after. Is there a risk? Yes, indeed as there is from DATY, BBBJ and even CBJ and CFS. You can get an infection on your nuts or other places. You have to be smart about it. Maybe this hobby ain't for you?

[The Banger]

I mean I agree I could've said no and turned around which is what I've done before, but thought I'd TOFTT and confirm or deny the other report. Not often but sometimes the reports are reputable. But ain't going to do that from now on I guess LOL.

Sorry, didn't mean it to sound that way. Thanks for TOFTT. We have all overpaid at one time or another. Some guys feel like overpaying gets them better service and I'm sure that's true in some cases.

However, what I have found, and this is from actual monger research. There's a girl in the suburbs that charges some guys $200 (because they will pay) for CFS but charges me 150 for BBFSCIP and BBBJ (first of course). I have recommended her to a couple of trusted members here. I have even told these guys what she'll take for tips. Yet, one guy still tipped her 200. For exactly the same service I get. When I asked him why, he said he was happy. OK, great!, but if she'll take 150-160 and you know it, then save your money. "What can I say" he says. I just shake my head, WTF?? Some guys are just dumb. He wants to be "Special". Not.

As far as my tipping, it has turned into a very long term "relationship" and she values my repeat business. She seems to know that if she doesn't try to fleece me, I will return again and again. In fact, I get a "good Morning" message from her every day. Yes, she wants me to keep her in my thoughts, and it's strictly business and that's all I want.

Do people walk into Menards and pay more than the sticker price because they like the quality better than Home Depot?

[BringBackBp]

Well, maybe it's just me I guess, but if it's just an average looking girl or less, with a flat ass, why are you paying $200 for CFS even if there is BBBJ? That's why these girls are asking 200 I guess because guys are paying it ??

Is that just a Chicago thing? Because just about anywhere in the suburbs you can get FS for 160 most of the time BBFS. That's the most I'm paying for CFS. If they offer CBJ, I'm passing, although, those new very thin plastic "dick baggies" do feel better than Saran wrap or worse yet a condom! And if you're lucky BBFSCIP for the same 160. Most of the time, things start out with the BBBJ anyhow. And you're right. Rimming really isn't worth $50 and should be part of the foreplay package (if they do it of course most don't). There's a couple in Buffalo Grove that do rimming as part of the foreplay and don't charge extra.

I come to The Chicago MP forum thinking that that's the gold standard, but with all the massage parlors and all the competition you think the prices would be lower than the suburbs. What the hell is going on?

This post is. Something. First off, what place is offering BBFS for 160? Sounds ridiculous. And if true, why would you want to see a provider engaging in that risk for a low rate? Sounds like a bad situation waiting to happen. Also, I would understand if it was 80 or 100+, but if a 40 dollar difference is your breaking point, maybe this hobby isn't for you. It's post like this that demonstrates why top talent avoid Chicago like the plague.

[JohnBoyJohnny]

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[FellowMonger]

Well, maybe it's just me I guess, but if it's just an average looking girl or less, with a flat ass, why are you paying $200 for CFS even if there is BBBJ? That's why these girls are asking 200 I guess because guys are paying it ??

Is that just a Chicago thing? Because just about anywhere in the suburbs you can get FS for 160 most of the time BBFS. That's the most I'm paying for CFS. If they offer CBJ, I'm passing, although, those new very thin plastic "dick baggies" do feel better than Saran wrap or worse yet a condom! And if you're lucky BBFSCIP for the same 160. Most of the time, things start out with the BBBJ anyhow. And you're right. Rimming really isn't worth $50 and should be part of the foreplay package (if they do it of course most don't). There's a couple in Buffalo Grove that do rimming as part of the foreplay and don't charge extra.

I come to The Chicago MP forum thinking that that's the gold standard, but with all the massage parlors and all the competition you think the prices would be lower than the suburbs. What the hell is going on?

I mean I agree I could've said no and turned around which is what I've done before, but thought I'd TOFTT and confirm or deny the other report. Not often but sometimes the reports are reputable. But ain't going to do that from now on I guess LOL.

[Dinosaur9]

Lots of shill posts recently. Look for places mentioned repeatedly by reputable accounts. And look for the telltale language and posting history if you're spidey sense goes off.

Yeah the forum seems to be becoming flooded.

An account that only gives glowing reviews is a big red flag too. Any low post account that doesn't engage and only posts reviews needs to be scrutinized.

[Caphenry]

Has anyone ever gotten a massage from this girl? Seems legit, but just trying to find out her packages before I dm her.

https://tryst.link/massage/lanirose2020

[NewCleve]

I'm here to check out Lucy, Saw her in passing last time as I was leaving. When I asked MMS, Who's that girl? She said her name was Lucy. She greeted me in the room and I was excited that she looked amazing. She seems to be in her mid 30"S, Very youthful and vibrant vibe, She's got a bit of curves to her, Perky full C's and hypnotic eyes that I can stare into all day long. We hugged and Lucy gave me a peck on the lips. Ahhh she likes to play coy, I see LOL. Took care of the paperwork and she was coy no more! She dropped down the top of her dress and unleashed her sweater puppies. Good Lord they looked good.

After the dress came off and I got to explore her baby smooth body, We go for some mouthwash and shower fun. Once we were in the shower she started with some LFK / DFK, washing and rubbing her fine body against mine. It got hot and heavy real quick the moment her hair went up in the ponytail. Game on as She went in for a welcomed BBBJ, Slow and sensual. Her little hands would graze the boys, Teasing them just enough to leave me wanting more. Loving the push / pull teasing, It was leaving me on edge the whole time.

Which Golden Spa is this? There is one in the burbs and another on the southside.

[Mikejpfil]

Lots of shill posts recently. Look for places mentioned repeatedly by reputable accounts. And look for the telltale language and posting history if you're spidey sense goes off.

This advice is Golden!

[The Banger]

Checked this place out today based on the review above. Personally, quite an overstatement on all the notes mentioned. Agreed she greeted me with a good hug and not a spinner, seemed like natural Cs up top but the rest of her body is very lackluster. She does not look young either. She's got a lot of makeup on, would put her at least in her 40's. BBBJ was nothing to write home about and I'd say I'm an average guy. After feeling and seeing her ass, I didn't even want to put her into doggy because there wasn't much at all. Maybe I just have different tastes idk. For $200 tho BBBJ + CFS not bad. She did rim for $50 extra but idk why I keep trying its never that good LOL.

Well, maybe it's just me I guess, but if it's just an average looking girl or less, with a flat ass, why are you paying $200 for CFS even if there is BBBJ? That's why these girls are asking 200 I guess because guys are paying it ??

Is that just a Chicago thing? Because just about anywhere in the suburbs you can get FS for 160 most of the time BBFS. That's the most I'm paying for CFS. If they offer CBJ, I'm passing, although, those new very thin plastic "dick baggies" do feel better than Saran wrap or worse yet a condom! And if you're lucky BBFSCIP for the same 160. Most of the time, things start out with the BBBJ anyhow. And you're right. Rimming really isn't worth $50 and should be part of the foreplay package (if they do it of course most don't). There's a couple in Buffalo Grove that do rimming as part of the foreplay and don't charge extra.

I come to The Chicago MP forum thinking that that's the gold standard, but with all the massage parlors and all the competition you think the prices would be lower than the suburbs. What the hell is going on?

[AyoHell]

Lots of shill posts recently. Look for places mentioned repeatedly by reputable accounts. And look for the telltale language and posting history if you're spidey sense goes off.

[FellowMonger]

I tried Feifei yesterday at Lunar Body Work Spa and had a great time. Here are some details.

As I walked in, Feifei greeted me with a smile and warm hug. She led me into the room. This girl is petite but not a spinner. Well proportioned body with natural D cups. Looks young. Age wise mid 20's.

After the donation and cleaning private parts, we got to the table, we had DFK and some nipple play then she moved down to the BBBJ. DFK was a bit shy at times, and it turned into LFK, but as the session went on she felt more comfortable and she was doing more DFK towards the middle of our session.

BBBJ was actually the highlight for me here as she has this death stare into my eyes as she engulf my cock. Almost mind fucking me in saying that I own you now that I have you dick in my mouth. The slow and deep motion met with the right stroke frequencies really turned me on. And shortly after putting on the condom and fucking started. For a lady who is petite. Her pussy is quite tight and she is quite receptive to how deep you go inside her. Fucking her mish was enjoyable, but doing doggy is the right shot as I have a full view of her ass and how my dick peek and disappears in her pussy as I pump my rod inside her.

Overall, I think her service is up to the standard with more like GFE. She is definitely worth the visit.

Checked this place out today based on the review above. Personally, quite an overstatement on all the notes mentioned. Agreed she greeted me with a good hug and not a spinner, seemed like natural Cs up top but the rest of her body is very lackluster. She does not look young either. She's got a lot of makeup on, would put her at least in her 40's. BBBJ was nothing to write home about and I'd say I'm an average guy. After feeling and seeing her ass, I didn't even want to put her into doggy because there wasn't much at all. Maybe I just have different tastes idk. For $200 tho BBBJ + CFS not bad. She did rim for $50 extra but idk why I keep trying its never that good LOL.

[Bhar35]

5 min wait time before it was my turn. Easy drive to Chicago massage llc on 6 xxx west diversey. Olivia was about above average in terms of looks compared to what you would normally come across. Boobs are easily D size. Definitely above average for Asian women. Sexy pussy with some Bush, but not some horrendous jungle shit. Standard massage but a very good one. I did put on a glove on my dick right before she blew me and kept it on during k9. Olivia devoured my dick at every angle. Every part of that region was stimulated to the finest detail, including the balls. For mish piv, she let me take control and let me completely have my way with her. She was so sexy and very vocal with each thrust I gave her. I finished right when I licked her back and grabbed her boobs. We both collapsed and got to relax for a minute or two. Well worth the money, time, and drive.

[Wanch888]

I'm here to check out Lucy, Saw her in passing last time as I was leaving. When I asked MMS, Who's that girl? She said her name was Lucy. She greeted me in the room and I was excited that she looked amazing. She seems to be in her mid 30"S, Very youthful and vibrant vibe, She's got a bit of curves to her, Perky full C's and hypnotic eyes that I can stare into all day long. We hugged and Lucy gave me a peck on the lips. Ahhh she likes to play coy, I see LOL. Took care of the paperwork and she was coy no more! She dropped down the top of her dress and unleashed her sweater puppies. Good Lord they looked good.

After the dress came off and I got to explore her baby smooth body, We go for some mouthwash and shower fun. Once we were in the shower she started with some LFK / DFK, washing and rubbing her fine body against mine. It got hot and heavy real quick the moment her hair went up in the ponytail. Game on as She went in for a welcomed BBBJ, Slow and sensual. Her little hands would graze the boys, Teasing them just enough to leave me wanting more. Loving the push / pull teasing, It was leaving me on edge the whole time.

[Eman31]

I drove by this place the other day, didn't have time to go in, just really went to look for a place to park my car. Not a fan of street parking. Do you know if the parking lot behind the building is public parking?

I was there Saturday afternoon and parked in the lot behind the bank to the east which was closed. Lot was empty and I didn't see any tow signs so I figured it was safe.