Massage Parlor Reports

[Jeffj1965]

How do you get an infection on your Nuts from a CBJ? Just asking for a friend.

Maybe skin to skin contact ones like HPV?

[ShakeNBake69]

What? Lots of girls do BBFS most w CIP for 140-160 and some of them are very cute. Do you think paying more to the same girl who (behind your back) does it with others for less than what you pay protects you? IF you pay her $200+ that makes the risk less? Come on man you know these girls are money hungry and they'll take less or more depending on the situation and tell you what you want to hear. "You're the only one" sure.

How can you even say, "maybe this hobby isn't for you"? Besides that, Top talent is everywhere, Chicago and the suburbs. You must not get out much it seems. I have found girls that are 9. 5's, saving the 10's for professional models. Sure, there's lots of fat, ugly old women out there. I avoid them. When I find one I like, I see her often if she is clean, smells good, is enjoyable and not a kunt and of course I only see her first thing in the morning, because I don't want to trade slobber with you guys or sloppy seconds.

Look man, if you don't do BBFS, that's your prerogative. My girls are tested and they also use a variety of disinfectants / preventatives and also clean me before and after. Is there a risk? Yes, indeed as there is from DATY, BBBJ and even CBJ and CFS. You can get an infection on your nuts or other places. You have to be smart about it. Maybe this hobby ain't for you?

How do you get an infection on your Nuts from a CBJ? Just asking for a friend 😁.

[Viscant]

Lunar Body Spa seem to have their shit down. It was decently busy, but I was surprised that the wait time was so short. I was worried that might mean the girls there rush things, but na. Not Hazel at least.

Hazel was a rubbing, stroking, and dick sucking machine. She must be running on 21700 lithium batteries or something. Girl got infinite energy. I was surprised how she remained so enthusiastic with the extra fun stuff after going so hard with the deep tissue massage. She was really all gas and no breaks. Kept her sexy persona on and went straight amazon mode when she was sucking the life force out of me. Just nonstop blowing and while the hands were always rubbing something. After I came I got to relax while she lightly sucked on the testicles. This is peak sexy and sloppy BBBJ.

[Perversity]

What? Lots of girls do BBFS most w CIP for 140-160 and some of them are very cute. Do you think paying more to the same girl who (behind your back) does it with others for less than what you pay protects you? IF you pay her $200+ that makes the risk less? Come on man you know these girls are money hungry and they'll take less or more depending on the situation and tell you what you want to hear. "You're the only one" sure.

How can you even say, "maybe this hobby isn't for you"? Besides that, Top talent is everywhere, Chicago and the suburbs. You must not get out much it seems. I have found girls that are 9. 5's, saving the 10's for professional models. Sure, there's lots of fat, ugly old women out there. I avoid them. When I find one I like, I see her often if she is clean, smells good, is enjoyable and not a kunt and of course I only see her first thing in the morning, because I don't want to trade slobber with you guys or sloppy seconds.

Look man, if you don't do BBFS, that's your prerogative. My girls are tested and they also use a variety of disinfectants / preventatives and also clean me before and after. Is there a risk? Yes, indeed as there is from DATY, BBBJ and even CBJ and CFS. You can get an infection on your nuts or other places. You have to be smart about it. Maybe this hobby ain't for you?

Part of it is, one man's 'not getting out much' is another man's keeping a budget. I mean, if I spend $300 on one session a month and you spend $160 a session three times a month, you're still spending more than I am. It's a different risk reward balance. I might not find the deals you get, but I'm still spending less. You might be having more fun. To which I say, knock yourself out.

Also, 'not getting out much' is one way to manage all these disease risks. If you're not banging as many prostitutes, your risk is lower. Same if you're always covered.

The only way to completely avoid risk is not to play. But it's a scale, not a binary. There are ways to lower risks.

If you're fine taking more risks, like I say, knock yourself out. If not, that's fine too. I'm on the lower risk side. Not no risk, just avoiding the easy ones.

[The Banger]

This post is. Something. First off, what place is offering BBFS for 160? Sounds ridiculous. And if true, why would you want to see a provider engaging in that risk for a low rate? Sounds like a bad situation waiting to happen. Also, I would understand if it was 80 or 100+, but if a 40 dollar difference is your breaking point, maybe this hobby isn't for you. It's post like this that demonstrates why top talent avoid Chicago like the plague.

What? Lots of girls do BBFS most w CIP for 140-160 and some of them are very cute. Do you think paying more to the same girl who (behind your back) does it with others for less than what you pay protects you? IF you pay her $200+ that makes the risk less? Come on man you know these girls are money hungry and they'll take less or more depending on the situation and tell you what you want to hear. "You're the only one" sure.

How can you even say, "maybe this hobby isn't for you"? Besides that, Top talent is everywhere, Chicago and the suburbs. You must not get out much it seems. I have found girls that are 9. 5's, saving the 10's for professional models. Sure, there's lots of fat, ugly old women out there. I avoid them. When I find one I like, I see her often if she is clean, smells good, is enjoyable and not a kunt and of course I only see her first thing in the morning, because I don't want to trade slobber with you guys or sloppy seconds.

Look man, if you don't do BBFS, that's your prerogative. My girls are tested and they also use a variety of disinfectants / preventatives and also clean me before and after. Is there a risk? Yes, indeed as there is from DATY, BBBJ and even CBJ and CFS. You can get an infection on your nuts or other places. You have to be smart about it. Maybe this hobby ain't for you?

[The Banger]

I mean I agree I could've said no and turned around which is what I've done before, but thought I'd TOFTT and confirm or deny the other report. Not often but sometimes the reports are reputable. But ain't going to do that from now on I guess LOL.

Sorry, didn't mean it to sound that way. Thanks for TOFTT. We have all overpaid at one time or another. Some guys feel like overpaying gets them better service and I'm sure that's true in some cases.

However, what I have found, and this is from actual monger research. There's a girl in the suburbs that charges some guys $200 (because they will pay) for CFS but charges me 150 for BBFSCIP and BBBJ (first of course). I have recommended her to a couple of trusted members here. I have even told these guys what she'll take for tips. Yet, one guy still tipped her 200. For exactly the same service I get. When I asked him why, he said he was happy. OK, great!, but if she'll take 150-160 and you know it, then save your money. "What can I say" he says. I just shake my head, WTF?? Some guys are just dumb. He wants to be "Special". Not.

As far as my tipping, it has turned into a very long term "relationship" and she values my repeat business. She seems to know that if she doesn't try to fleece me, I will return again and again. In fact, I get a "good Morning" message from her every day. Yes, she wants me to keep her in my thoughts, and it's strictly business and that's all I want.

Do people walk into Menards and pay more than the sticker price because they like the quality better than Home Depot?

[BringBackBp]

Well, maybe it's just me I guess, but if it's just an average looking girl or less, with a flat ass, why are you paying $200 for CFS even if there is BBBJ? That's why these girls are asking 200 I guess because guys are paying it ??

Is that just a Chicago thing? Because just about anywhere in the suburbs you can get FS for 160 most of the time BBFS. That's the most I'm paying for CFS. If they offer CBJ, I'm passing, although, those new very thin plastic "dick baggies" do feel better than Saran wrap or worse yet a condom! And if you're lucky BBFSCIP for the same 160. Most of the time, things start out with the BBBJ anyhow. And you're right. Rimming really isn't worth $50 and should be part of the foreplay package (if they do it of course most don't). There's a couple in Buffalo Grove that do rimming as part of the foreplay and don't charge extra.

I come to The Chicago MP forum thinking that that's the gold standard, but with all the massage parlors and all the competition you think the prices would be lower than the suburbs. What the hell is going on?

This post is. Something. First off, what place is offering BBFS for 160? Sounds ridiculous. And if true, why would you want to see a provider engaging in that risk for a low rate? Sounds like a bad situation waiting to happen. Also, I would understand if it was 80 or 100+, but if a 40 dollar difference is your breaking point, maybe this hobby isn't for you. It's post like this that demonstrates why top talent avoid Chicago like the plague.

[JohnBoyJohnny]

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[FellowMonger]

Well, maybe it's just me I guess, but if it's just an average looking girl or less, with a flat ass, why are you paying $200 for CFS even if there is BBBJ? That's why these girls are asking 200 I guess because guys are paying it ??

Is that just a Chicago thing? Because just about anywhere in the suburbs you can get FS for 160 most of the time BBFS. That's the most I'm paying for CFS. If they offer CBJ, I'm passing, although, those new very thin plastic "dick baggies" do feel better than Saran wrap or worse yet a condom! And if you're lucky BBFSCIP for the same 160. Most of the time, things start out with the BBBJ anyhow. And you're right. Rimming really isn't worth $50 and should be part of the foreplay package (if they do it of course most don't). There's a couple in Buffalo Grove that do rimming as part of the foreplay and don't charge extra.

I come to The Chicago MP forum thinking that that's the gold standard, but with all the massage parlors and all the competition you think the prices would be lower than the suburbs. What the hell is going on?

I mean I agree I could've said no and turned around which is what I've done before, but thought I'd TOFTT and confirm or deny the other report. Not often but sometimes the reports are reputable. But ain't going to do that from now on I guess LOL.

[Dinosaur9]

Lots of shill posts recently. Look for places mentioned repeatedly by reputable accounts. And look for the telltale language and posting history if you're spidey sense goes off.

Yeah the forum seems to be becoming flooded.

An account that only gives glowing reviews is a big red flag too. Any low post account that doesn't engage and only posts reviews needs to be scrutinized.

[Caphenry]

Has anyone ever gotten a massage from this girl? Seems legit, but just trying to find out her packages before I dm her.

https://tryst.link/massage/lanirose2020

[NewCleve]

I'm here to check out Lucy, Saw her in passing last time as I was leaving. When I asked MMS, Who's that girl? She said her name was Lucy. She greeted me in the room and I was excited that she looked amazing. She seems to be in her mid 30"S, Very youthful and vibrant vibe, She's got a bit of curves to her, Perky full C's and hypnotic eyes that I can stare into all day long. We hugged and Lucy gave me a peck on the lips. Ahhh she likes to play coy, I see LOL. Took care of the paperwork and she was coy no more! She dropped down the top of her dress and unleashed her sweater puppies. Good Lord they looked good.

After the dress came off and I got to explore her baby smooth body, We go for some mouthwash and shower fun. Once we were in the shower she started with some LFK / DFK, washing and rubbing her fine body against mine. It got hot and heavy real quick the moment her hair went up in the ponytail. Game on as She went in for a welcomed BBBJ, Slow and sensual. Her little hands would graze the boys, Teasing them just enough to leave me wanting more. Loving the push / pull teasing, It was leaving me on edge the whole time.

Which Golden Spa is this? There is one in the burbs and another on the southside.

[Mikejpfil]

Lots of shill posts recently. Look for places mentioned repeatedly by reputable accounts. And look for the telltale language and posting history if you're spidey sense goes off.

This advice is Golden!

[The Banger]

Checked this place out today based on the review above. Personally, quite an overstatement on all the notes mentioned. Agreed she greeted me with a good hug and not a spinner, seemed like natural Cs up top but the rest of her body is very lackluster. She does not look young either. She's got a lot of makeup on, would put her at least in her 40's. BBBJ was nothing to write home about and I'd say I'm an average guy. After feeling and seeing her ass, I didn't even want to put her into doggy because there wasn't much at all. Maybe I just have different tastes idk. For $200 tho BBBJ + CFS not bad. She did rim for $50 extra but idk why I keep trying its never that good LOL.

Well, maybe it's just me I guess, but if it's just an average looking girl or less, with a flat ass, why are you paying $200 for CFS even if there is BBBJ? That's why these girls are asking 200 I guess because guys are paying it ??

Is that just a Chicago thing? Because just about anywhere in the suburbs you can get FS for 160 most of the time BBFS. That's the most I'm paying for CFS. If they offer CBJ, I'm passing, although, those new very thin plastic "dick baggies" do feel better than Saran wrap or worse yet a condom! And if you're lucky BBFSCIP for the same 160. Most of the time, things start out with the BBBJ anyhow. And you're right. Rimming really isn't worth $50 and should be part of the foreplay package (if they do it of course most don't). There's a couple in Buffalo Grove that do rimming as part of the foreplay and don't charge extra.

I come to The Chicago MP forum thinking that that's the gold standard, but with all the massage parlors and all the competition you think the prices would be lower than the suburbs. What the hell is going on?

[AyoHell]

Lots of shill posts recently. Look for places mentioned repeatedly by reputable accounts. And look for the telltale language and posting history if you're spidey sense goes off.