Massage Parlor Reports

[NiceGuy71]

Read tons of post but I have not been to Orlando in about a year so I am not familiar with all the new places. I plan on making the drive down from jax 95 to i4 and would like to hit maybe 2 spots that are maybe closer to the east side of orlando. I could use some suggestions on which would be good to hit in the next week?

5-star is on the east side, but depending on time of day it may be faster to take 96 to Titusville then 50 west. 5-star is on the eastern edge or the Orlando metro area. Takign 50 from I-4 can take a long time.

This assumes you don't want to take the toll road (417).

In Orlando, Orchid (M&Y) is the easiest to get to from I-4 of the big parlors.

Blue Dream on Fern Creek is not far off I-4 (good but not one of the famous ones).

Missly on Edgewater at Fairbanks is not to far off I-4.

[CopKoda]

Coda- I have some good news for you! Amber will be here in March, I know it's a little ways away, but I just got this information so figure I would share it with you.

Thank you sir for the intel. Just in time for spring break.

[HappyXxx-shill]

When I called this morning I was told.

Orchid: Jojo, bobo, Abby.

Tokyo. Candy, nana, grace, Vivian.

Coda- I have some good news for you! Amber will be here in March, I know it's a little ways away, but I just got this information so figure I would share it with you.

[HappyXxx-shill]

Mona and Blue will be back here in Orlando in the next day or two.

[HappyXxx-shill]

happy, only a suggestion here, but maybe mention to her "if possible" try to discourage what I saw. 3 guys shooting the shit outside the spa on the property. I don't think that's good advertisement... just saying.

Not only does orchid and toyko rock, but there existence raises the bar almost everywhere else. gotta keep em open long as possible.

Yeah, I agree, it would suck if we lost those. I will mention it to her and the bosses.

[MarkGew]

Anyone check out the new Chinese girl at Meiji? Didn't find any reviews when I searched.

I saw the ad on her 300/30 min, not me. I liked it when they first started in Orlando, three Japanese girls to choose from at 240 for 30, occasional Chinese for $300, then the non-flattering reviews, now this 1 girl after I read there was supposed to be three or four on the 11th of January? bad reviews have power just like good ones.

[MarkGew]

A guy enters a fancy massage parlor. The madam greets him and says it will be $350.

He says "OK" and she assembles a line-up.

He chooses a girl, who takes him upstairs and points toward a door.

"Get ready," she says. "I'll be right there. ".

As she enters the room, he's spanking his monkey like there's no tomorrow.

"Hey!" she says. "Stop that! What the heck are you doing?

"For $350," he says, "you ain't getting the easy one!

Reminds me of one of my ATFs mona, after round one she automatically takes off the hat and starts working on round two without a word spoken🤣. fact.

[MarkGew]

Mina saw this, and called me and asked me to respond this. LOL.

Her words: tell them that I'm a party girl at night time and I like to sleep in in the mornings so I like to only work afternoons and evenings and she said bring more money if you come to see her. Lmao (sounds like her).

While I was on video with her the doorbell rang and she said she had to go, so I guess she's already on her afternoon shift. LOL.

I guess that's as close to a schedule as we are going to get with her so good luck.

happy, only a suggestion here, but maybe mention to her "if possible" try to discourage what I saw. 3 guys shooting the shit outside the spa on the property. I don't think that's good advertisement... just saying.

Not only does orchid and toyko rock, but there existence raises the bar almost everywhere else. gotta keep em open long as possible.

[BackShooter]

A guy enters a fancy massage parlor. The madam greets him and says it will be $350.

He says "OK" and she assembles a line-up.

He chooses a girl, who takes him upstairs and points toward a door.

"Get ready," she says. "I'll be right there. ".

As she enters the room, he's spanking his monkey like there's no tomorrow.

"Hey!" she says. "Stop that! What the heck are you doing?

"For $350," he says, "you ain't getting the easy one!

That sounds exactly what should happen.

[MrBlueMan]

Anyone check out the new Chinese girl at Meiji? Didn't find any reviews when I searched.

[HappyXxx-shill]

I was at Orchid the other day and I asked if Mina was available!? As mentioned by a previous poster that she was there now for the month of January.

I was told by a therapist at the door that "she won't be here for another week" that I should try "in one week" if I wanted to see her?

I saw her last a couple of years ago, I doubt she'd remember me? She is attractive but if you look closely under all that makeup you can surmise she is in her late 30's or early 40's, nothing wrong with that! She has a nice slender body it's just that some past reviewers try to project her as some twenty something college co-ed type of woman! I just wish some of the reviewers weren't so bombastic! About her! She is easy on the eyes and pretty but she's not as young as often portrayed by some reviewers.

I don't live close by Orchid at all! So I wanted to be sure and ask if anyone seen Mina during January at Orchid? Because I'm being told that she won't be in until the third week of January!?

Mina saw this, and called me and asked me to respond this. LOL.

Her words: tell them that I'm a party girl at night time and I like to sleep in in the mornings so I like to only work afternoons and evenings and she said bring more money if you come to see her. Lmao (sounds like her).

While I was on video with her the doorbell rang and she said she had to go, so I guess she's already on her afternoon shift. LOL.

I guess that's as close to a schedule as we are going to get with her so good luck.

[CopKoda]

I was at Orchid the other day and I asked if Mina was available!? As mentioned by a previous poster that she was there now for the month of January.

I was told by a therapist at the door that "she won't be here for another week" that I should try "in one week" if I wanted to see her?

I saw her last a couple of years ago, I doubt she'd remember me? She is attractive but if you look closely under all that makeup you can surmise she is in her late 30's or early 40's, nothing wrong with that! She has a nice slender body it's just that some past reviewers try to project her as some twenty something college co-ed type of woman! I just wish some of the reviewers weren't so bombastic! About her! She is easy on the eyes and pretty but she's not as young as often portrayed by some reviewers.

I don't live close by Orchid at all! So I wanted to be sure and ask if anyone seen Mina during January at Orchid? Because I'm being told that she won't be in until the third week of January!?

When I called this morning I was told.

Orchid: Jojo, bobo, Abby.

Tokyo. Candy, nana, grace, Vivian.

[HappyXxx-shill]

This subject is of interest. I will be visiting the talent you reviewed, some again, because I know they have been awesome. The women could possibly add some things in their reviews of us, or not. But I say why try to control these garden tools. You state your truth, and I hope others can see that as me and others here seem to.

So when are you going and who are you going to see? LOL, pretty funny reading this!

[HappyXxx-shill]

I was at Orchid the other day and I asked if Mina was available!? As mentioned by a previous poster that she was there now for the month of January.

I was told by a therapist at the door that "she won't be here for another week" that I should try "in one week" if I wanted to see her?

I saw her last a couple of years ago, I doubt she'd remember me? She is attractive but if you look closely under all that makeup you can surmise she is in her late 30's or early 40's, nothing wrong with that! She has a nice slender body it's just that some past reviewers try to project her as some twenty something college co-ed type of woman! I just wish some of the reviewers weren't so bombastic! About her! She is easy on the eyes and pretty but she's not as young as often portrayed by some reviewers.

I don't live close by Orchid at all! So I wanted to be sure and ask if anyone seen Mina during January at Orchid? Because I'm being told that she won't be in until the third week of January!?

She is definitely at Orchid.

[MarkGew]

Read tons of post but I have not been to Orlando in about a year so I am not familiar with all the new places. I plan on making the drive down from jax 95 to i4 and would like to hit maybe 2 spots that are maybe closer to the east side of orlando. I could use some suggestions on which would be good to hit in the next week?

I-4 ain't gonna take you to East Orlando, without the 417 Google map '5 star' if you're in East Orlando it's the best one. Maybe 95 to hwy 50??? orchid is kind of mid town...I-4 can be a pain in the ass.