Hot Young Asian Girls

[Heizenberg]

2026 and now switching to a HYA hunter and after reading some good feedback with Kokoro-J in OC and now she is here I jump on it and will see her this Sunday.

Wanted to know how is her ass? I've ready she has a big ass and I know that's relative that's why I'm curious.

Anyone tried Greek with her? Is it worth the $300.

My top 2 HYA right now is Nali and baby Minami (both on vacation) hope she will be the 3rd.

[Stonkz]

Kokoro J is now listed as Baby Miho J in ktown:
https://www.candygirlla.com/portfolio-1/baby-miho-j

She is young and good looking with face, tits, ass. Her face is especially young and good. Fit womanly body. Would repeat. Two other reviews:
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...ro#post7494596 Kokoro J aka Miho J
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...ro#post7487450 Kokoro J aka Miho J

Sushi you say?

Gonichiwa bitches. We finally back. Going to try her this weekend.

I remember reading a guide on advertised ages and what age range they actually meant. This was when I first stumbled upon this site a couple years back. We need to find and Pin that fuckin' post to the top of this thread! LOL.

The game is super fucked right now tho. When I first started mongering full time a couple years ago, 340 GFE was premium and Baby's were legit 30 and under. Now we got 600 GFE only chicks and 45 yr old Baby's. But you know what tho? The other day I was quoted 600 for an hour of FS covered everything and NO GFE by an average looking ABG stripper. I politely declining her quote (and even despite the text conversation not going over 5 total texts), she gave me shit for wasting her time and called me a fucking weirdo. LMFAO! My point is even with the recent downturn, we're still fishing in the best honey hole right now.

Yup, theres no other place I'd rather go than here. But I hate getting tricked with MILF's. These MILF's need to stop imitating the true babies. It's ruining the babies reputation. Your time has ended.

[WhiteK13]

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[Download X]

Sorry was on a bit of a hiatus so not sure what MH stands for.

It's a corg. They said they aren't taking new customers (only guests of existing customers), or otherwise I'd be giving instructions.

I'm just using MH Juliya as an example of a unicorn who is 200 bb pricing. We can use any unicorn with 200 bb for the same example, like Angel. The point is if a girl is a unicorn of our type, we stop caring about Value / pricing.

Value Rating only matters for budgeting. There are girls I like more than Nali, but cost a lot more. Naturally, Triangle Girls (good looks, good service, good price) dominate the list. It also perfectly shows why many HYA are bb upcharge instead of bb inclusive. But then those HYA eventually have to tour.

The record holder of highest Value Rating ever was 2024 Bona when she was bb special, at 36.3 Value Rating. Technically MH Cherry too if she gives you free bb.

[Mmmmm00]

Kokoro J is now listed as Baby Miho J in ktown:
https://www.candygirlla.com/portfolio-1/baby-miho-j

She is young and good looking with face, tits, ass. Her face is especially young and good. Fit womanly body. Would repeat. Two other reviews:
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...ro#post7494596 Kokoro J aka Miho J
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...ro#post7487450 Kokoro J aka Miho J

It sounds like Baby Yui and Sherry K will be swapping cities whenever bookings are done. If you are a full HYA Hunter, Sherry K is a good match. Tanned and toned body, pussy is high tier.

If you are screened with KDC, Jenny K is back:
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/KgirlDream KDC
https://www.kdreamc.com/ KDC

Value Rating Updates
One project I'm working on is Value Ratings with an improved formula. You can just skip the rest of this post if you're not a budget guy of any kind. The new formula rewards S-Tier looks or service with bonus points. Numbers are just a hobby for me, but these are the scores I got:
Nali 35.8 Value Rating
Isabella 30.9 Value Rating
Lizza 26.4 Value Rating
Jenny K 26.1 Value Rating
MH Cherry 23.9 Value Rating
Sherry K 22.2 Value Rating
Kokoro / Miho J 19.4 Value Rating
..
MH Juliya 13.8 Value Rating
C- / C- Latina 9.9 Value Rating
D / D Dud 5.9 Value Rating
E / ? Dud 0 Value Rating

Nali and Jenny are Triangle Girls, meaning they have good looks, good service, and good price. It's normally impossible to have all three, so we could say it's just 3% to 5% of girls depending on your standards. This is very good for budget guys who want good Value. Value = (Looks + Service ) / Price. Nali has S-Tier Value (anything over 30 Points).

Isabella is an outlier since she is 320hr and has S+ Looks S Service. She actually has a 70% penalty multiplier since she is GFE only. If you were a GFE only guy anyways, she'd score 44.1 Value Rating (i.e. Nali loses some of her edge to GFE only guys). Or put another way, if Isabella had a 137 or higher bb upcharge I'd consider cfs anyways (44.1/30.9 x 320 = 457). Note that Jenny K at 350 hr is similar rating to Lizza at 520 hr for bb guys, when the old system rated Nali and Lizza lower. The new S-Tier bonuses boost the top tier girls (top 4% looks or top 4% service) more in value.

A Value Rating of 26.1 like Jenny K means she is worth 2.61 average kgirls. I've toftt enough to say the average kgirl is borderline C/D Tier and about 35-40 years old. The 2.61 factor means I literally would still pick Jenny K if I knew an average kgirl who was priced higher than 135 (versus Jenny K at 350). In fact, I would not touch an E-Tier girl for free and an F-Tier girl owes me money. I go through extreme measures to avoid duds.

I actually have multiple entries for some girls. For example, Lizza 2024 I listed at A+ Looks, but Lizza 2025 has leveled up to mid S-Tier this tour. This raises her Looks + Service score from 9.7 to 11.0. So she's climbed up the Value Rating list as well.

Unicorn Hunters Don't Care About Value
I list out MH Juliya to illustrate what 200 bb upcharge does. I liked her and happily repeated her and other girls, because I have the budget to pick girls I like and there aren't any other girls like her. But it is hard to recommend for budget guys. Angel and Daisy are the same, High Standard guys are very satisfied but budget guys will scratch their heads. So to use another example, if Nakamura aka Baby Minami were 200 bb I'd still see her myself but I'd hesitate a lot to recommend her to many guys. Nakamura is also a unicorn, there's simply no other jgirl in town like her. You could say we don't care about Value when it comes to unicorns since there's no other choice. But that depends on if you hunt for that type of unicorn. A different guy might consider Daisy a unicorn but not Nakamura, while a jgirl hunter might consider Nakamura a unicorn but not Daisy. These are the exceptions to Value Ratings. Value Ratings don't matter when you want a specific girl at any cost, so to speak.

I also list out a C- / C- Latina (GFE only). She was good for variety and representative of the exact average girl. It helped that she was cheap at 300 hr. If I need variety, sure I'll toftt on a random Latina. I'll even do it to see a MILF. But I'm rarely in that mood, if only because mid girls are not good value. I'm not even talking duds (D-Tier or E-Tier), and I actually had a fun time. But Jenny K is worth 2.6x mid girls. That's what it's really about - I have way better alternatives when I use intel.

Mid girls are good when they are cheap, close by, and available right now when you happen to be in the mood. One reason "better" girls sometimes are hard to pick is if they are in a difficult location or a whole city over. Mid girls (C- Rating) are not necessarily bad and have their place. They are definitely good for variety too.

I list out a D / D dud who has neither looks nor service. This is a bottom 25% girl, and 340 bb special doesn't cut it for me. It is a 6-7 Value Rating, meaning below average value. I can still have fun, but this is not my target. Note with the E-Tier girl, I don't care about her service. You could say I have minimum standards of D-Tier, anything below is a true dealbreaker for me. I don't care how good her skills or service are below a certain level of looks. FA Maki was an example of D-Tier Looks S-Tier service, she was a true pro and I'd actually repeat her. So the cutoff for me is pretty clear on MILF service queens.

This is actually true for Service minimum too. An S-Tier Looks girl has to have at least D-Tier service, and if an S-Tier girl has E-Tier service I won't see her. I had to cut off strippers like this who were crazy and not worth the stress of seeing so to speak. Only 3 kgirls have ever tried to give me E-Tier service, which was basically hostile service. I'll just note that 3 of the 3 had multiple reports of identical problems, so it wasn't just me. In one case it was very clearly paranoia from schizophrenia, she couldn't help it so I spent 10 minutes calming her down and then she became almost normal.

I feel sorry for budget guys, so to them I imagine a 10 Point mid girl is something they really want to avoid. They're trying to have fun once a month. Of course, it needs to be said some guys just love variety and may even prefer MILFs, in which case going in blind isn't a problem. Such a guy isn't as picky as me, so S-Tier isn't that special to them it's just a nice bonus. I used to be the same way - almost every kgirl was a good time so I went in blind always. 15 years later though, I'm a lot pickier.

Sorry was on a bit of a hiatus so not sure what MH stands for.

[Big Zhang Mang]

"A wise boner never seeks out MILFS. But he must always be ready for it. " I was in fact, not ready for it lmao. Usually the ads with age 21 are usually bare minimum under 35. So normally I would be fine with whatever is behind those doors. Because for me, youth is my #1 priority. But now, I think I am going to have to be careful from here on out as these ads are becoming much more deceptive. Can't believe I got tricked this hard. That boss prolly laughing at me right now LOL.

All-Boner, watcher of the boner realms, Grant me sight beyond MILFS and REBRANDS. Teach me restraint when HYA calls, And courage when TOFFT demands action.

I remember reading a guide on advertised ages and what age range they actually meant. This was when I first stumbled upon this site a couple years back. We need to find and Pin that fuckin' post to the top of this thread! LOL.

The game is super fucked right now tho. When I first started mongering full time a couple years ago, 340 GFE was premium and Baby's were legit 30 and under. Now we got 600 GFE only chicks and 45 yr old Baby's. But you know what tho? The other day I was quoted 600 for an hour of FS covered everything and NO GFE by an average looking ABG stripper. I politely declining her quote (and even despite the text conversation not going over 5 total texts), she gave me shit for wasting her time and called me a fucking weirdo. LMFAO! My point is even with the recent downturn, we're still fishing in the best honey hole right now.

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CAKD Kokoro J - HYA. Good Looks, High Service. Good figure, it is normal thick and womanly. I find her very hot, her face is young and beautiful. Face is high tier. 20s, 5'4", good C or D MM tits, white skin, very big ass. She is in good shape. Good eye contact during bbbj, great posture, she knows what to do. DTF, might be magnum friendly. Decent English, nice smile and attitude, service oriented jgirl. Genuine vibe. Has both looks and service. 370 hr 100 bb.

Kokoro J is now listed as Baby Miho J in ktown:
https://www.candygirlla.com/portfolio-1/baby-miho-j

She is young and good looking with face, tits, ass. Her face is especially young and good. Fit womanly body. Would repeat. Two other reviews:
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...ro#post7494596 Kokoro J aka Miho J
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...ro#post7487450 Kokoro J aka Miho J

It sounds like Baby Yui and Sherry K will be swapping cities whenever bookings are done. If you are a full HYA Hunter, Sherry K is a good match. Tanned and toned body, pussy is high tier.

If you are screened with KDC, Jenny K is back:
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/KgirlDream KDC
https://www.kdreamc.com/ KDC

Value Rating Updates
One project I'm working on is Value Ratings with an improved formula. You can just skip the rest of this post if you're not a budget guy of any kind. The new formula rewards S-Tier looks or service with bonus points. Numbers are just a hobby for me, but these are the scores I got:
Nali 35.8 Value Rating
Isabella 30.9 Value Rating
Lizza 26.4 Value Rating
Jenny K 26.1 Value Rating
MH Cherry 23.9 Value Rating
Sherry K 22.2 Value Rating
Kokoro / Miho J 19.4 Value Rating
..
MH Juliya 13.8 Value Rating
C- / C- Latina 9.9 Value Rating
D / D Dud 5.9 Value Rating
E / ? Dud 0 Value Rating

Nali and Jenny are Triangle Girls, meaning they have good looks, good service, and good price. It's normally impossible to have all three, so we could say it's just 3% to 5% of girls depending on your standards. This is very good for budget guys who want good Value. Value = (Looks + Service ) / Price. Nali has S-Tier Value (anything over 30 Points).

Isabella is an outlier since she is 320hr and has S+ Looks S Service. She actually has a 70% penalty multiplier since she is GFE only. If you were a GFE only guy anyways, she'd score 44.1 Value Rating (i.e. Nali loses some of her edge to GFE only guys). Or put another way, if Isabella had a 137 or higher bb upcharge I'd consider cfs anyways (44.1/30.9 x 320 = 457). Note that Jenny K at 350 hr is similar rating to Lizza at 520 hr for bb guys, when the old system rated Nali and Lizza lower. The new S-Tier bonuses boost the top tier girls (top 4% looks or top 4% service) more in value.

A Value Rating of 26.1 like Jenny K means she is worth 2.61 average kgirls. I've toftt enough to say the average kgirl is borderline C/D Tier and about 35-40 years old. The 2.61 factor means I literally would still pick Jenny K if I knew an average kgirl who was priced higher than 135 (versus Jenny K at 350). In fact, I would not touch an E-Tier girl for free and an F-Tier girl owes me money. I go through extreme measures to avoid duds.

I actually have multiple entries for some girls. For example, Lizza 2024 I listed at A+ Looks, but Lizza 2025 has leveled up to mid S-Tier this tour. This raises her Looks + Service score from 9.7 to 11.0. So she's climbed up the Value Rating list as well.

Unicorn Hunters Don't Care About Value
I list out MH Juliya to illustrate what 200 bb upcharge does. I liked her and happily repeated her and other girls, because I have the budget to pick girls I like and there aren't any other girls like her. But it is hard to recommend for budget guys. Angel and Daisy are the same, High Standard guys are very satisfied but budget guys will scratch their heads. So to use another example, if Nakamura aka Baby Minami were 200 bb I'd still see her myself but I'd hesitate a lot to recommend her to many guys. Nakamura is also a unicorn, there's simply no other jgirl in town like her. You could say we don't care about Value when it comes to unicorns since there's no other choice. But that depends on if you hunt for that type of unicorn. A different guy might consider Daisy a unicorn but not Nakamura, while a jgirl hunter might consider Nakamura a unicorn but not Daisy. These are the exceptions to Value Ratings. Value Ratings don't matter when you want a specific girl at any cost, so to speak.

I also list out a C- / C- Latina (GFE only). She was good for variety and representative of the exact average girl. It helped that she was cheap at 300 hr. If I need variety, sure I'll toftt on a random Latina. I'll even do it to see a MILF. But I'm rarely in that mood, if only because mid girls are not good value. I'm not even talking duds (D-Tier or E-Tier), and I actually had a fun time. But Jenny K is worth 2.6x mid girls. That's what it's really about - I have way better alternatives when I use intel.

Mid girls are good when they are cheap, close by, and available right now when you happen to be in the mood. One reason "better" girls sometimes are hard to pick is if they are in a difficult location or a whole city over. Mid girls (C- Rating) are not necessarily bad and have their place. They are definitely good for variety too.

I list out a D / D dud who has neither looks nor service. This is a bottom 25% girl, and 340 bb special doesn't cut it for me. It is a 6-7 Value Rating, meaning below average value. I can still have fun, but this is not my target. Note with the E-Tier girl, I don't care about her service. You could say I have minimum standards of D-Tier, anything below is a true dealbreaker for me. I don't care how good her skills or service are below a certain level of looks. FA Maki was an example of D-Tier Looks S-Tier service, she was a true pro and I'd actually repeat her. So the cutoff for me is pretty clear on MILF service queens.

This is actually true for Service minimum too. An S-Tier Looks girl has to have at least D-Tier service, and if an S-Tier girl has E-Tier service I won't see her. I had to cut off strippers like this who were crazy and not worth the stress of seeing so to speak. Only 3 kgirls have ever tried to give me E-Tier service, which was basically hostile service. I'll just note that 3 of the 3 had multiple reports of identical problems, so it wasn't just me. In one case it was very clearly paranoia from schizophrenia, she couldn't help it so I spent 10 minutes calming her down and then she became almost normal.

I feel sorry for budget guys, so to them I imagine a 10 Point mid girl is something they really want to avoid. They're trying to have fun once a month. Of course, it needs to be said some guys just love variety and may even prefer MILFs, in which case going in blind isn't a problem. Such a guy isn't as picky as me, so S-Tier isn't that special to them it's just a nice bonus. I used to be the same way - almost every kgirl was a good time so I went in blind always. 15 years later though, I'm a lot pickier.

[Stonkz]

Stonkz, brother! I tried to tell you she was worth the visit! Glad you at least got to see her. You mentioned it was her last day? Damn. Any word as to where she was headed?

I was meant to be BIG. I was meant to be HARD. The world would have looked up to the sky and seen my BONER. Instead, other girls will look up in horror because of you. You've cleansed me.

She's headed to the promise land OC, where the All-Boners reside. Those reviews on TER are definitely a hit job. She must have stole another girl's customers or something lol. Either that or a white knight trying to keep her for themselves.

[JordanSmith]

The deceptive practices of these orgs has gotten way out of hand. When the pics, age, stats are completely inaccurate or misleading why even put them there?

Pics have always been an issue sure. But in the past I could at least ascertain a rough estimate of a girl's age based on the posted age (I. E. 20 = early twenties, 21 = early to mid twenties, 22 = late twenties-early thirties, 23 = MILF).

My last couple of visits the pics were not even a vague resemblance, the girl was much older than the usual expectation per above, tits were listed as C or D and ended up being an A or B at best.

Do these orgs understand if they started posting P.S. Pics (maybe with faces altered to protect the girl's identity), accurate stats, more transparency about their age that they would get significantly more bookings from their customers (at least those of us here)? If I had a reasonable degree of certainty about the type of girl I was booking beforehand without having to read pages on pages here, sifting through shill reviews on T3 R, or leaving it up to the bookers recommendation and Intel (next to useless), I would visit probably 4 x as often as I do now.

End rant.

I have been doing this for about 3. 5 years but have gotten to the point where I sparsely visit Korgs because I have stepped on too many mines and have gotten blown up. These days I try to stick with true and tested HYAs like Nakamura. Seen her multiple times and know what I am getting. Used to be brave in trying new experiences but the deceptive practices reached a boiling point I couldn't ignore anymore. I am not wealthy so I can't just throw cash around like it's nothing. But even if I had the resources to do that I still wouldn't engage much with the hobby because I am only interested in the younger ones. I have even gone to very, very far and away places like going to see Arina and others in different time zones to fulfill that need despite the higher costs and may have to continue doing that at times. Nothing against the MILFs but it's simply not my thing. When I started, there were plenty of HYAs around even with the deceptive practices but something has definitely changed. Not sure if it's tighter immigration or less HYAs interested in working with Korgs or something else but it's simply not what it used to be.

[Fiendinpj]

Stonkz, brother! I tried to tell you she was worth the visit! Glad you at least got to see her. You mentioned it was her last day? Damn. Any word as to where she was headed?

[Osori84]

The AllBoner gave me this 100 K-Commandments in a dream last night. If you haven't seen a girl in this list, ask if you feel lucky today, boner?

Contact: CandyGirlLA.

Daisy GFE: HYA, fake pics, gorgeous.

Baby Sol: PHYA, glammed up P.S. Pics.

Baby Aqua: HYA, fake pics, pretty face.

Baby Yul: HYA, fake pics, very attractive face.

Jiyoo GFE: PreMILF? Fake pics?

Haeun: PreMILF? Rebrand? Fake pics.

Iseul: MILF, P.S. Pics, very pretty face.

Sunny: MILF, fake pics.

Ari: MILF, very old P.S. Pics.

Hailey: MILF? P.S. Pics?

Baby Eve: CYA, fake pics, skinny.

Or do you go by looks?

Kinda curious, you give Lucy and Viviana as Milfs, but with Chu it's MILF with a? Mark.

[Undftd88]

Any heroes got intel on this potential HYA spinner? Real pics / age according to cgla. I'm too busy seeing daisy before she bounces next week or I would Toftt myself.

https://www.candygirlla.com/portfoli...i(singaporean)

[Stonkz]

I think my biggest mistake these days is trying girls without GPS pricing. I'm here for the GPS HYA. And this baby lily is just right up my alley.

https://www.candygirlla.com/portfolio-1/baby-lily

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Future LA Options

CAKD Kokoro J - HYA. Good Looks, High Service. Good figure, it is normal thick and womanly. I find her very hot, her face is young and beautiful. Face is high tier. 20s, 5'4", good C or D MM tits, white skin, very big ass. She is in good shape. Good eye contact during bbbj, great posture, she knows what to do. DTF, might be magnum friendly. Decent English, nice smile and attitude, service oriented jgirl. Genuine vibe. Has both looks and service. 370 hr 100 bb.

CAKD Sherry K - HYA. Young, 20's, cute, tanned, 5'4", B or C cup, some tattoos, very nice ass in shape and feel, great body not thick not skinny. Skin looks and feels amazing and is well toned, it is a big part of her appeal for me. She has a very nice body, not tall not short, well proportioned. Very faint bikini lines on back. Top tier pussy. Good bbbj technique and sometimes goes deep. Great looks and proportions overall, in good shape. No DATY, she enjoys dick in pussy a lot. Best to seduce and bring your service, some English. Youthful body and vibe. Very nice outfit and underwear highlighting her beautiful tits. Many people noticed her top tier pussy. 350 hr 100 bb

A reminder she is no DATY. She enjoys sex, her pussy loves to fuck. Her strong point is her body is well-toned and feels great, and she is good in bed. She is a high tier HYA, for HYA Hunters and maybe Balanced Hunters. Not for Service Hunters.

OC Options
If you are open to OC, these are two S-Tier HYA:

CAKD Lizza aka Baby Dalli - HYA. Very cute spinner with a tiny waist, cute young looks, full tits and ass. Good body shape and figure. Early 20s, 5'1", C or D MMs, white skin, dyed dark brown hair. Classy girl with good manners, great English, cute voice, like a princess. She is petite with a tiny waist, small face, hands, legs, feet. It is a big contrast to her big ass and tits. Her skills are good for HYA, she is a reciprical lover so you need to bring some service to maximize fun. Pussy is very tight so just prepare her with foreplay and start slow for a good time. She seems to enjoy it all. I like the way she kisses. Service style leans submissive, she is laid back like a real girlfriend rather than attacking you like a MILF service queen. She has good posture, this is not her first rodeo. Good at cuddling, affectionate. 420 hr 100 bb.

If you saw her last tour, she has leveled up since. Her body type is like a mini Katie K. Pussy is very tight at entrance, same as Nali. Once past the entrance it's much easier just start slow. She is about as popular as Nali despite higher price. Lizza for looks (assuming you like cute rather than mature), Nali for service. Same as Sherry K, Lizza is for HYA Hunters and NOT for Service Hunters.
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7494937 HYA are not for Service Hunters

Get9 River - HYA. New and learning, submissive, looks over service, must bring all service. S-Tier looks. Face and body are both good and young, DDG, 5'5", B or C MMs, maybe late 20s. She is quiet and subdued, very cooperative, and genuinely turned on by foreplay. For looks, I especially like her body and proportions. She is borderline DDG. S- Looks (S- Body S- Face). River's MMs fit her well and her nipples are sensitive, so I consider them good. Pussy is also sensitive and good. Strictly GFE only. She is quiet doesn't have any usual kgirl vibe. Would repeat. Same idea as Kuzumi J, you can see her sometimes smile or open up very gradually especially on repeats. Gets turned on like a new girl which is the main plus. If you are not used to new girls or bringing the service, don't bother! 400 hr GFE only.

Some resemblance to Lim Ji Yeon especially lower half of face with the same RBF. She is strictly GFE only and you must bring all the service with patience.

I'll be busy working on FC2 and other projects for a while.

[Stonkz]

Last time I was in SG was in 22 and can confirm all this. Although I disagree on the GPS. The Singaporean GPS is relative to the income / status of their clientele. Russian, Jewish, Persian, and Indian GPS however, is out of' this stratosphere.

When I saw B Semi's ad and her rates, I was like "Yeeeeah right". They prolly got a light skinned Malay chick haha!

"A wise boner never seeks out MILFS. But he must always be ready for it. " I was in fact, not ready for it lmao. Usually the ads with age 21 are usually bare minimum under 35. So normally I would be fine with whatever is behind those doors. Because for me, youth is my #1 priority. But now, I think I am going to have to be careful from here on out as these ads are becoming much more deceptive. Can't believe I got tricked this hard. That boss prolly laughing at me right now LOL.

All-Boner, watcher of the boner realms, Grant me sight beyond MILFS and REBRANDS. Teach me restraint when HYA calls, And courage when TOFFT demands action.