Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeJones333]

Which one of you guys was at marigold / arrand / green something this evening that stuffed your schlong down a lady's throat. I was in the next room and thought this poor girl next was going to die, sounded like she has a strong gag reflex and was coughing up both lungs. I felt bad for her.

Wasn't me but OMG even I feel bad for the girl just reading this LOL.

[TallNwGuy]

Anyone have any experience at this place? About a block west of relax. Stopped in, looked promising but couldn't stay. Might swing by on fri. Anybody been there?

Stay safe all.

[GunnerMagnum]

Which one of you guys was at marigold / arrand / green something this evening that stuffed your schlong down a lady's throat. I was in the next room and thought this poor girl next was going to die, sounded like she has a strong gag reflex and was coughing up both lungs. I felt bad for her.

[GunnerMagnum]

IMO you don't need that, after connie and crew left around 2015 it went to shite, never been the same.

As said in last post. I had a recent, exceptional time with Ewa, but had wanted KiKi. Perhaps next time if I can't get KiKi (like I had asked for) I'll walk and drive the 5 minutes over to Ivy. Just wish someone here had recent intel as to talent lineup and experience there. It's been a few years since I've been there.

In the other hand. If Ewa remembers me and that she kinda shorted me on time, and promised to make it up to me. I could be convinced to stay at relax 😂.

[DarthBane666]

What's up to all my fellow mongers. Curious haven't seen anything on Cove lately. Was going pretty regularly about once a week, but switched up to regular providers when I wasn't digging the roster change. Just a little tentative with all the stuff going on in general. I will say this when I was a regular I would call ahead and go in the back door which is a completely isolated alley behind the whole strip which has a 10 ft fence end to end. If anyone is going semi-regular what I did was when the masseuse handed me off to the Older lady that brings you to the room was have the girl tell the Grandma when leaving you'll call ahead like 10 minutes and knock on the back door. I shot the shot cause I lived right behind it few months ago and they we're super down for it for obvious reasons. Literally came and went that way the last 5 visits. Ultimately looking for any recent intel before even going the normal way in case the whole crew is rotated.

Thanks.

[BassMan1989]

As said in last post. I had a recent, exceptional time with Ewa, but had wanted KiKi. Perhaps next time if I can't get KiKi (like I had asked for) I'll walk and drive the 5 minutes over to Ivy. Just wish someone here had recent intel as to talent lineup and experience there. It's been a few years since I've been there.

In the other hand. If Ewa remembers me and that she kinda shorted me on time, and promised to make it up to me. I could be convinced to stay at relax 😂.

[MikeJones333]

Wanted to add my recent dream as well. I've a regular of Relax for quite some years but my last visit for the worst. I usually see Ewa but she wasn't excited to see me this time. I opted for Apple since she in the new exciting talent but my dream was very lackluster. No effort in the service at all. I did get a tableshower where they usually do BBBJ previews and are quite flirty in nature but this time it was a dead fish performance and completely transactional.

Thanks. Haven't been to relax in a while but sounds like it's not the same service it was a couple years ago which is a bummer. Next time I'm in the area I'll try to stop by I usually went with Ewa and Kiki.

[ScottWeir]

Wanted to add my recent dream as well. I've a regular of Relax for quite some years but my last visit for the worst. I usually see Ewa but she wasn't excited to see me this time. I opted for Apple since she in the new exciting talent but my dream was very lackluster. No effort in the service at all. I did get a tableshower where they usually do BBBJ previews and are quite flirty in nature but this time it was a dead fish performance and completely transactional.

[MStanfield]

Been about a year since I've been out this way. I've been a fan of Relax, but this time I contemplated hitting up Ivy. Decided against it since I haven't seen anyone talk about it in a long time. Decided against it, but ultimately, I wish I had gone there. Once inside Relax, I was greeted right away by Rachel. I knew it was her based on everyone's description of her amd was later confirmed when I asked. I wasn't exactly stoked about not getting one of the others, but I thought she was cute and kept my hopes up. I asked for a table shower, and she immediately said they don't have it anymore. I was surprised and thought that was a bad sign. No preview in the shower and I wouldn't be fresh and clean. Went ahead with the massage which was decent, but there was no teasing at all which was another bad sign. She also sounded very out of breath during the entire massage. Still went ahead with requesting L3 and I probably shouldn't have. She was enthusiastic and tried her best, but we really didn't have any chemistry. She felt bad and even suggested that I try someone else next time.

She purely did not want to give you a table shower I felt. They do need new talent. Ewa is not as enthusiastic as before; and Vivi had left. Only Kiki and lucky are still great but Lucky often rejects L3.

[WilSpanz]

Talk of Ivy reminded me of a recent visit to Lane. Got Momo. Not sure if the same Momo of Ivy fame since I have never been to Ivy. Momo was easy on the eyes, short dress, breasts spilling out, anklet in one leg, but had too many rules with me. As they say YMMV. Unlikely to repeat with her.

[StraightEdge27]

Relax has some talent but Ivy is always super solid in my opinion. Haven't been in a while but would be curious what current lineup is if anyone knows?

I used to go to Ivy before I heard of Relax. Maybe in a month or 2 I'll go back to Ivy and see what's new.

[MikeJones333]

Been about a year since I've been out this way. I've been a fan of Relax, but this time I contemplated hitting up Ivy. Decided against it since I haven't seen anyone talk about it in a long time. Decided against it, but ultimately, I wish I had gone there. Once inside Relax, I was greeted right away by Rachel. I knew it was her based on everyone's description of her amd was later confirmed when I asked. I wasn't exactly stoked about not getting one of the others, but I thought she was cute and kept my hopes up. I asked for a table shower, and she immediately said they don't have it anymore. I was surprised and thought that was a bad sign. No preview in the shower and I wouldn't be fresh and clean. Went ahead with the massage which was decent, but there was no teasing at all which was another bad sign. She also sounded very out of breath during the entire massage. Still went ahead with requesting L3 and I probably shouldn't have. She was enthusiastic and tried her best, but we really didn't have any chemistry. She felt bad and even suggested that I try someone else next time.

Relax has some talent but Ivy is always super solid in my opinion. Haven't been in a while but would be curious what current lineup is if anyone knows?

[StraightEdge27]

Been about a year since I've been out this way. I've been a fan of Relax, but this time I contemplated hitting up Ivy. Decided against it since I haven't seen anyone talk about it in a long time. Decided against it, but ultimately, I wish I had gone there. Once inside Relax, I was greeted right away by Rachel. I knew it was her based on everyone's description of her amd was later confirmed when I asked. I wasn't exactly stoked about not getting one of the others, but I thought she was cute and kept my hopes up. I asked for a table shower, and she immediately said they don't have it anymore. I was surprised and thought that was a bad sign. No preview in the shower and I wouldn't be fresh and clean. Went ahead with the massage which was decent, but there was no teasing at all which was another bad sign. She also sounded very out of breath during the entire massage. Still went ahead with requesting L3 and I probably shouldn't have. She was enthusiastic and tried her best, but we really didn't have any chemistry. She felt bad and even suggested that I try someone else next time.

[MrMixMan]

About a month ago went into Pure Spa and drew Jessica. Brought me to the back right away. Nice body and toned in all the areas. Went ahead and disrobed and she did a nice massage, asking about pressure. Allowed roaming hands and I could tell this is allowed by her short lingerie dress she was wearing. Allowed my hands to roam and I got a couple digits in before the flip, she asked what I wanted and proceeded with L2 this time. Saran job but it got the job done. .7 house and 100 on the flip.

[MStanfield]

Been to Relax 2 x in my dreams.

1st time I was greeted by Lucky. Asked for Kiki based on reviews, busy. Thought she was decent looking. Great skinny body.

Went to her room, no shower offered, minute massage, did the walk on back. She then asked what I wanted, she said it was that time of month, which seems to have happened to a few. She took top off, very nice to play with, very light kiss no tongue. She then gave BBBJCIM which was very good. Took shower that she offered to clean. Upon leaving Kiki introduced herself. Very impressed by the spinner.

Next time there, asked for Kiki. Met by Ewa. I insisted on Kiki, Kiki came out looking incredible in lingerie said next time, or something. Went into Ewa room. She did not offer shoes I don't think. Did ok massage, then we agreed on FS. She said 2, said fine. She did not offer shower, as seems is norm. DFK, BBBJ, DATY. After about 10 minute, cover on, didn't last long. She left, I'm 1/2 naked, Kiki comes in. She comes up to me, offers to take money for Ewa. She goes too much gives me. 4 back. That's when I knew who ruled the hen house. She literally grabs my clothes, drags me to her room. I'm a 2 shot guy and I'm game.

We get to her room, DFK, she's got translator app. Things got fuzzy, confusing. She offered FS, I'm like I only got 100. (As others advised, left rest in car) She checked me out for more money, wallet. Takes 100, days nothing. Basically rips my clothes off, kissing, grabs me. She points to sit in chair, gave incredible 10+ minute BBBJNQCIM. Did not spit. Frankly, wasn't an option LOL. Put clothes on, left.

So questions, with my little experience:

1) Does anyone actually get who the ask for and not meeted by? If so, what's the trick?

2) What is deal with shower before? Who joins in? Is it just table?

3) Anyone get FS from Lucky? DFK?

3) I've read Kiki can be 2 popper. I am.

Usually better with a reload. Are any girls up to it? Anyone offer up front?

4) Also read Kiki can be no massage. Is that with regulars? Get you 2 pops?

5) Any intel on Rachael, any others appreciated.

Looking to visit next week.

Feel free to pm.

Saw Rachael before. She is younger than Eva / Kiki, beautiful face. But boobs are small. Regular service; not as wild as Ewa, Vivi or Kiki. I like Lucky's BBBJCIM a lot. Best in town.