Massage Parlor Reports

[Gibs789]

Belated report for Joey at Blue Jade. Already plenty of ink spilled on her here so I won't belabor the point too much, but she's every bit the milfy service queen that others have described. I'd peg her as late 40's to mid 50's, but she carries it well with some surgical help. Very service oriented with fantastic head and rim game.

One thing I'd note that I didn't see mentioned is that she seems to have a favored routine (at least with me she did), so if you're looking for a submissive gal that will let you dictate the course of action, she might not be for you. But she very good at her routine and if you're ok with handing her the reins and enjoying the ride, you won't be disappointed. After a solid cat bath, tuma, 69, multi-position sport fucking session, I could almost literally see when she decided it was time to call it a close and had me lay on my back to mount me ACG. She was like a force of nature once she decided it was time, and within minutes she'd expertly extracted my nut. Great repeat potential and it sounds like she's staying at blue jade for the month.

Totally agree on the excellent service but a bit off on the age, and I say that both as someone who likes older women and someone who has solid info on her actual dob. But I can see how you could conclude that she is in that range, especially on days where she's been run a little ragged. She also radiates a bit of that "air of authority" or "clan matriarch" vibe that I think makes her seem a bit older. She's highly disciplined in her personal life and impressive in many ways, and someone the other girls come to for help. But she's also a ton of fun and the one that the Energizer Bunny looks to for inspiration. I also totally agree that letting her direct the show and just go with whatever inspires her at the moment is a great way to go. Great review.

[BrianEvers]

First post after lurking these forums for a long time. I happened to be in north Seattle when I heard that Irene from JM relocated to Lily massage. I text the booker to confirm the news and they told me to come see her now. I immediately drive over to see her. I walk in and I'm greeted by another girl and unfortunately it was the same day Irene arrived at the shop and she was taking the day off. I was bummed but the other girl said Irene will start tomorrow. She also tried keeping me around and although she was cute she was not what I was in the mood for that day. I decided to head to Q to see the new talent. Kelly opens the door and I knew I was in for a good time. Hot fit yoga body with natural b-c cups that fit perfectly in your hands and a pretty face that gives fuck me eyes. I'd say early 30's. $$ handed over and we are all over each other. Kissing and hands all over each other. We finally get to taking each others clothes off and she sits me on the edge of the table to worship my jr. Eye to eye contact as she tries to deepthroat. Lots of tongue all over my balls that remind me of Maple's cici's tongue. I tell her I want to fuck and she says fuck me then boy. We go through a few positions including standing mish, doggy, cg, and mish where I got lots of encouragement to blow which I did. Kelly loves to dirty talk and take it rough. Her pussy is one of the tightest I've felt. She cleans me up and walks out the room to clean up. She comes back in with the other new girl Sophia who was wearing a cute tutu lingerie set very cute petite nice rack cute butt and very big smile. Sophia looks to be in her 20's. She gets up close to say hi and we kiss and explore each other. She grabs jr and asks if she could try but I was running on empty but we agreed to meet another time. Kelly comes back to give me a pretty good medium firm massage that felt great. The door bell rang 3 times within 5 minutes and I decided to leave. I told Kelly I'll be back to see her and she says her and Sophia will fuck me next time. I'll definitely be back.

JM has Summer Sunny and Kiki. Summer has been around and is great. Does anyone have info on Sunny and Kiki?

[CamelToe2000]

Belated report for Joey at Blue Jade. Already plenty of ink spilled on her here so I won't belabor the point too much, but she's every bit the milfy service queen that others have described. I'd peg her as late 40's to mid 50's, but she carries it well with some surgical help. Very service oriented with fantastic head and rim game.

One thing I'd note that I didn't see mentioned is that she seems to have a favored routine (at least with me she did), so if you're looking for a submissive gal that will let you dictate the course of action, she might not be for you. But she very good at her routine and if you're ok with handing her the reins and enjoying the ride, you won't be disappointed. After a solid cat bath, tuma, 69, multi-position sport fucking session, I could almost literally see when she decided it was time to call it a close and had me lay on my back to mount me ACG. She was like a force of nature once she decided it was time, and within minutes she'd expertly extracted my nut. Great repeat potential and it sounds like she's staying at blue jade for the month.

[KrDoggy]

Her service has been kind of mixed up, details on Tacoma board, but I'm pretty sure that is getting straightened out. MMS asked me to do a session just to let her know what good service needs to be LOL, not sure if I want to be in the sex tutor line of work. Would rather be tutored. Plus my Asian fixation is unrelenting.

I am coming to Seattle soon and wondering if there are any Latina MPs in the area? I will be staying downtown Seattle. Willing to drive. Any information would be appreciated.

[Shogun Hua]

I am coming to Seattle soon and wondering if there are any Latina MPs in the area? I will be staying downtown Seattle. Willing to drive. Any information would be appreciated.

The only ones I can think of are "New Spa", "Evergreen" at 930 x evergreen way and "Madero" all in Everett.

I've personally only had a good experience with a very attractive Latina at Evergreen years ago. I haven't heard too many good things about the other places. Go to Tijuana or San Diego and cross the border. That's where it's at.

[BigBickEnergy]

With Bei Bei no where to be found, who's the new Tuma queen in town? It seems like a common acronym at Tokyo spa, but sometimes not all providers are into it. Wondering if there are any new providers who are into it in this month's rotation.

[Mayoigo86]

Was finishing up my last day of vacation visiting some family in Seattle and made a trip to Q spa to have a little fun before heading back home. Kelly answers the door and DAMN!! I'm like holy hell look at this girl's body!! Beautiful face, pretty smile with dimples and an absolute perfect athletic body with a tight little ass and some natural C titties. Tightest pussy I've had in a while and above average blowjob skills. She commented on my size a few times and told me that she likes big dick. Dirty talking the whole time. I pounded her in multiple positions and ended up unloading a two week load in her mouth she swallowed about half of it, not sure if she meant to or not, and then spit the rest out into the towel. I met the other girl working there going by the name Sophia and she looks pretty damn good as well.

Mesohony thanks for the review on kelly brother, I saw others as well but yours was short and straight to the point and described her perfectly. She's a hot little thing and I got to experience some of that dirty talking that you mentioned. LOL.

She's so sexy and sweet and innocent, looking and acting which really turns me on because she knows exactly what she's doing and it's hard to last too long with her when you're looking at that body and feeling how tight she is. Her head game is on point and I had my meat all up in her throat. She can take some dick for as petite as she is. We went at it strong in multiple positions and found a couple she really enjoys and then doggy until I released a mother load on her back.

Fun girl and I will definitely see her again before leaving town. By the way it's cold as fuck here in Seattle!! Be safe.

[Daler]

I am coming to Seattle soon and wondering if there are any Latina MPs in the area? I will be staying downtown Seattle. Willing to drive. Any information would be appreciated.

[Manager9]

Stuff like that crazy condom poking through the baby wipe (Tacoma board, separate thread on Maple) should be shared as a comic warning. I'm guilty of what you described, but I hate waiting and hate getting shorted on time with a sexy lady. I think better to just share. You are right they take quick action.

Yeah, calling out is the best thing to do. This helps improve the experience and the business. It goes both ways though. If they short me on time or on service, I ask why and their feedback for me. Did I do something that upset them and other questions like grooming and odor. I know recently a girl told me that she doesn't like her nipples touched and boobs grabbed. I said sorry and she should have told me the first time I touched them. I did not see her again but I respected her wishes. If she has no reason and says something like 'customer waiting', then I tell her I won't be seeing her ever again and tell MMS that I won't be coming to the shop for the rest of the month and if this girl ever comes back to shop again then I will skip that month too. I do the opposite (write good reviews and tell everyone to see her so she makes good money) when a girl is really good with all customers. Vivi, Angela, Sindy, joey being recent examples and Hailey being the most recent. There are plenty of options around and I visit Vancouver often to meet friends and family. Vancouver is overflowing with pussy for benjis.

They think pussy has the power but the real power lies in the benjis so if we call them out, with their names, then it helps us and MMS decide who is worth the benjis.

[Vator2]

Had some time, thought I would check it out!

Greeted by CeeCee, got a hug and peck on the cheek.

Was told to undress and lay down, she returned and started a ok massage lots of squeezing and pushing.

Came time to flip, she asked what were we going to do. I asked her how much for Boom Boom.

She replied how much am I going to spend.

I grabbed her ass and planted a kiss on her, she kissed back so I emptied my wallet.

With house fee she ended up with $$. 30.

BBBJ LFK DATY FS, felt rushed, lots of door bell ringing.

[KrDoggy]

Stuff like that crazy condom poking through the baby wipe (Tacoma board, separate thread on Maple) should be shared as a comic warning. I'm guilty of what you described, but I hate waiting and hate getting shorted on time with a sexy lady. I think better to just share. You are right they take quick action.

This is because way too many mongers do not write a negative review. They do it so that the business is not negatively affected for that girl or the establishment offers them a discount or a better service next time with 'another girl'. I can assure you that they do extend discounts or added benefits for same donation because I have been offered them after I complained to MMS and I was told to not write a negative review and I would get the benefit. I declined the offer and wrote what I got at the shop as a review. Once you start calling out girls / shops who short you on time or service, their business is affected and they improve. This is a simple supply demand stuff. Good experience, good review, more money. Bad experience, bad review, less money. I always tell them about the experience and if I will return and what kind of review I plan to write. Things have gotten much better after that.

[KrDoggy]

She is in Texas for a few weeks taking some classes (good for her), won't be back earlier than the 18th.

Or so I am told, probably time of the month. Did not hear from her directly but lots of girls don't pay attention to their work phones when they take off. Call ahead and make an appointment if you go again. She is worth the trouble.

I stopped by Aroma yesterday and was met by someone who said she was the only girl there. She said her name but it was that forgettable (pushing 50, wearing sweats and a tank top) that I don't remember what she said (it definitely was not Sophia). I walked. Hopefully I'll get lucky next time and snag Sophia.

[Manager9]

While Tokyo brings in some top talent, I've never had an outstanding experience there. Whether it be bait and switching or really short appointments, I've made up my mind that I will no longer patronize that establishment. Especially because when I did text the booker about the bait and switch, they chose to argue with me instead. I'm very reasonable and give grace where needed, but they seem to be trending towards rushed appointments, complaining about the 200 donation, and in general a less than stellar experience. At least with the other shops they're willing to listen to feedback and make corrections if necessary. I usually wait until the stars like Monica or Chanel tour at either JM or the Shanghai chain before I see them. This is my experience. I know that some of why'all love Tokyo but I cannot corroborate, unfortunately.

This is because way too many mongers do not write a negative review. They do it so that the business is not negatively affected for that girl or the establishment offers them a discount or a better service next time with 'another girl'. I can assure you that they do extend discounts or added benefits for same donation because I have been offered them after I complained to MMS and I was told to not write a negative review and I would get the benefit. I declined the offer and wrote what I got at the shop as a review. Once you start calling out girls / shops who short you on time or service, their business is affected and they improve. This is a simple supply demand stuff. Good experience, good review, more money. Bad experience, bad review, less money. I always tell them about the experience and if I will return and what kind of review I plan to write. Things have gotten much better after that.

[KrDoggy]

For some reason I am lucky and she texts me all the time, but she forgot to say she was back in town! What a pleasant surprise.

Same Chanel that was recently out at Shanghai, or a different one?

[KrDoggy]

Or so I am told, probably time of the month. Did not hear from her directly but lots of girls don't pay attention to their work phones when they take off. Call ahead and make an appointment if you go again. She is worth the trouble.

I stopped by Aroma yesterday and was met by someone who said she was the only girl there. She said her name but it was that forgettable (pushing 50, wearing sweats and a tank top) that I don't remember what she said (it definitely was not Sophia). I walked. Hopefully I'll get lucky next time and snag Sophia.