Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageDaddy]

I was feeling pumped up after the Ohio State game and headed to New You on the east side. I was met by an average looking woman in her 40's wearing Michigan blue skirt. I went for the hour. 70 house fee. The massage was good hitting all the right spots. There was some teasing before the flip. On the flip she asked if I wanted the standard finish. I opted for FS and she asked $$ and settled on $.4. She then dropped her Michigan blue skirt and the rest of her clothes and climbed on the table for CBJ to start things off. She then climbed on for some CG. As we approached the goal line. I then flipped her over split the uprights, penetrated the defensive line and punched it in for a touchdown assuring a victory for the scarlet and gray.

[Doingitmyway]

First, great review! Appreciate it brother. LOL at your pattented "binder clip. " I wonder if that's similar to the Saran Wrap "Press & Seal"technique, not to be confused of course with the Windows "Click & Drag" maneuver, which is illegal in 7 countries, except for Sweden of course.

Got to love those Swedes! It's the result of an unfortunate birth defect. Which caused a serious speech impediment until I learned to overcome it over time (Swedish words have me out of sorts though. One of the reasons I can't ask for help at IKEA), BUT it allows me to do some fun things when dining at the Y.

[GoodWill123]

First, great review! Appreciate it brother. LOL at your pattented "binder clip. " I wonder if that's similar to the Saran Wrap "Press & Seal"technique, not to be confused of course with the Windows "Click & Drag" maneuver, which is illegal in 7 countries, except for Sweden of course.

Ventured out east out of boredom and decided to try the new place on Old 74. I saw one girl go into a room, but the short girl (Apple) led me to a room. She was in a short black skirt (but no panties!) Settled on hhr to sample and handed her the house fee. Massage was decent and about halfway into the session, she started with a very light teasing touch, then she went and grabbed the goodies and told me to flip. She told me everything was going to be $$ and I told her that I didn't have that on me. When I told her what I did have she said I could only get her mouth and said "Next time you bring more money, Honey". I should have just left then. She left the room to get a cover and cleaned of the pole, I was a bit pissed because I thought I may have overpaid for a simple CBJ, but the little head was thinking at that point. She took off her clothes and had me wash my hands and then straddled my legs to put on bag. She proceeded to put give me a few strokes then stopped and then said "You get!". I wasn't understanding and thought she wanted me to go, but she guided me off the table and laid on it with her legs wide open! I slid in and pumped her a few times then decided to giver her a taste. I slid down and did my thing. She was very responsive and when I did my patented "binder clip" move she let out a moan and damn near crushed my skull with her thighs. After she got off, she pulled me up and I got back in. Filled the bag in missionary. For the price I paid I was very surprised I got the full deal (she must have liked what I brought to the table LOL.) Anyway, happy hunting my fellow degenerates.

[SlamT]

Thanks GoodWill! It's good to be back but may be awhile before I pen another epic bit o purple prose LOL. I'm gonna to start by simply being a bit more active and reporting and then reporting in a timely fashion. Those needing more info have an open invitation to DM for details.

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving, sir. Same to all my brethren.

Welcome back buddy! Crazy Ed you too! SlamT we miss those witty and colorful reviews! You make us feel like we're there in the room with you. LOL, sorry that sounds creepy. But anyway, you know what I mean.

[Doingitmyway]

Ventured out east out of boredom and decided to try the new place on Old 74. I saw one girl go into a room, but the short girl (Apple) led me to a room. She was in a short black skirt (but no panties!) Settled on hhr to sample and handed her the house fee. Massage was decent and about halfway into the session, she started with a very light teasing touch, then she went and grabbed the goodies and told me to flip. She told me everything was going to be $$ and I told her that I didn't have that on me. When I told her what I did have she said I could only get her mouth and said "Next time you bring more money, Honey". I should have just left then. She left the room to get a cover and cleaned of the pole, I was a bit pissed because I thought I may have overpaid for a simple CBJ, but the little head was thinking at that point. She took off her clothes and had me wash my hands and then straddled my legs to put on bag. She proceeded to put give me a few strokes then stopped and then said "You get!". I wasn't understanding and thought she wanted me to go, but she guided me off the table and laid on it with her legs wide open! I slid in and pumped her a few times then decided to giver her a taste. I slid down and did my thing. She was very responsive and when I did my patented "binder clip" move she let out a moan and damn near crushed my skull with her thighs. After she got off, she pulled me up and I got back in. Filled the bag in missionary. For the price I paid I was very surprised I got the full deal (she must have liked what I brought to the table LOL.) Anyway, happy hunting my fellow degenerates.

[Units12]

Had a day off and decided to check out the new talent at Sakura.

Had not been there in a few months.

I drew a new to me girl, think she was saying her name was, Dora.

Gave her $$ and got undressed.

She came back in and gave about 20 minutes massage.

Wasn't too bad, relaxing.

She stripped down and gave a pretty decent BBBJ.

She has a slender nice body with really nice original equipment c cups.

Mish, doggie, standing doggie, cowgirl finish.

It was good, complained a bit about the size too big but once she warmed up she seemed to enjoy.

[CrystalDawn10]

Went recently to check it out as I was in the area. Old lady met me in the front took the house fee (. 4) and took me to the back. Massage was very good with a good amount of force provided for someone that looked so old and frail. Massage was finishing up and there was no flip. Just a two handed slap on my back and a "finished" from the older lady. A little disappointed due to not getting a finish but honestly I wasn't too worried about it because the massage was cheap and good. Besides, I was sort of dreading getting a HE from the crypt keeper..

A cheap, strong massage is still a decent find, even without the extra.

[WanderingAbout]

If I may ask, what ate the usual donation costs for Sakura?

Your question is answered numerous times in previous posts. Read from here three pages back.

[GoodWill123]

Welcome back buddy! Crazy Ed you too! SlamT we miss those witty and colorful reviews! You make us feel like we're there in the room with you. LOL, sorry that sounds creepy. But anyway, you know what I mean.

Welcome back to the board SlamT.

I've always been told Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Maybe they were wrong? Maybe they haven't seen this Candy?

Great report.

[SlamT]

Thanks Crazy E; it's good to be back!!

I want to hear more from the crowd about this newish place in Batavia. I never find a reason to venture to the East side and what better one than the pursuit of good pussy!

Welcome back to the board SlamT.

I've always been told Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Maybe they were wrong? Maybe they haven't seen this Candy?

Great report.

[NewCummer420]

Quick report to wish my fellow savages a Happy Thanking and to drop intel on one of Sakura's newer stars, Candy.

Apologies for being largely absent from the board in 2025. Life threw me a few curves (not the feminine kind) including a very big one earlier this month. With that mostly in the rearview, it's time to get back in the mongering spirit.

I booked a Friday afternoon appointment at the often very busy Sakura. With what I've read here, the other local parlors have largely fallen from prior glory. I'm sure there might still be one-off's here and there, but I went for the tried and true.

My appointment began on time with none of the queuing in the lobby that some experience. Candy met me with a hug, took my hand and led me to her room. Not sure that hand ever left touching some part of my anatomy!

Candy is a looker! Maybe late 20's with a slim yet delightfully curvy figure embellished through minor enhancement. She is blessed with model good looks and a breathtaking smile (with beautiful teeth) that she flashes often. Won't over do it on description, but will sum up by saying that if you're not impressed by Candy's appearance, then Asian women ain't your thing!

For brevity's sake, I'll confirm the gamut of acronyms was offered and fully enjoyed. I also sensed a genuine enjoyment from Candy that matched my own. She is truly amazing. If you really need more info, fine to DM me.

I highly recommend making a November run to Sakura. After all, what would a holiday be without Candy?

If I may ask, what ate the usual donation costs for Sakura?

[SnarkDog54]

I have been going here since they have opened. Never had issues with them taking my credit cards. Just bring cash. There are two ladies there the short one will allow FS. The other is kind of interesting. Every time I've been with her I have done DATY and she will finger herself to completion. It is actually pretty hot.

What are the prices like?

[Stream60]

I have been going here since they have opened. Never had issues with them taking my credit cards. Just bring cash. There are two ladies there the short one will allow FS. The other is kind of interesting. Every time I've been with her I have done DATY and she will finger herself to completion. It is actually pretty hot.

[BennyBen]

Went recently to check it out as I was in the area. Old lady met me in the front took the house fee (. 4) and took me to the back. Massage was very good with a good amount of force provided for someone that looked so old and frail. Massage was finishing up and there was no flip. Just a two handed slap on my back and a "finished" from the older lady. A little disappointed due to not getting a finish but honestly I wasn't too worried about it because the massage was cheap and good. Besides, I was sort of dreading getting a HE from the crypt keeper.

Stay safe boys.

[CrazyEddy]

Welcome back to the board SlamT.

I've always been told Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Maybe they were wrong? Maybe they haven't seen this Candy?

Great report.

Quick report to wish my fellow savages a Happy Thanking and to drop intel on one of Sakura's newer stars, Candy.

Apologies for being largely absent from the board in 2025. Life threw me a few curves (not the feminine kind) including a very big one earlier this month. With that mostly in the rearview, it's time to get back in the mongering spirit.

I booked a Friday afternoon appointment at the often very busy Sakura. With what I've read here, the other local parlors have largely fallen from prior glory. I'm sure there might still be one-off's here and there, but I went for the tried and true.

My appointment began on time with none of the queuing in the lobby that some experience. Candy met me with a hug, took my hand and led me to her room. Not sure that hand ever left touching some part of my anatomy!

Candy is a looker! Maybe late 20's with a slim yet delightfully curvy figure embellished through minor enhancement. She is blessed with model good looks and a breathtaking smile (with beautiful teeth) that she flashes often. Won't over do it on description, but will sum up by saying that if you're not impressed by Candy's appearance, then Asian women ain't your thing!

For brevity's sake, I'll confirm the gamut of acronyms was offered and fully enjoyed. I also sensed a genuine enjoyment from Candy that matched my own. She is truly amazing. If you really need more info, fine to DM me.

I highly recommend making a November run to Sakura. After all, what would a holiday be without Candy?