Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[HoochiePapa]

I go for her top package every time!

Bb everything. Facefuck! Sloppy Spit! Greek! Degrading Talk! Face slap. Ass slap. ATP!

Creampie! BBBJCIM!

Only no I have ever gotten is no rimjob! She will strap on a dildo and peg your ass tho!

I am a dirty fuk!

Keisha's a little unhinged but it's kinda cute because of her high pitch voice. I recommend seeing her at the tubs or go for a shower fk as every time I used to see her it's like she just ran a marathon.

[DirtyFuk]

I thought Keisha Blow offered GFE. She has multiple menu tiers as I recall.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ttle/196894191.

I've not seen her but she sent her menu once and then ghosted me. Pretty sure she'll do whatever you want her to for the right price.

I go for her top package every time!

Bb everything. Facefuck! Sloppy Spit! Greek! Degrading Talk! Face slap. Ass slap. ATP!

Creampie! BBBJCIM!

Only no I have ever gotten is no rimjob! She will strap on a dildo and peg your ass tho!

I am a dirty fuk!

[Morgan Creamin]

How does one take anything seriously when the ad reads:

"BBBJ (Covered Only) ".

Because she's not exactly a business major, like the rest of them. But her ad does say to contact her for her menu. It's explicit and extensive.

[GoaThillBilly]

How does one take anything seriously when the ad reads:

"BBBJ (Covered Only) ".

I know right? It's ads such as that that lead to the epic thread on the other site, "*****, get a better Pimp! The new owners deleted it, idiots. Are they really that stupid to not know the definition of "BBBJ".

[Markro3000]

I thought Keisha Blow offered GFE. She has multiple menu tiers as I recall.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ttle/196894191.

How does one take anything seriously when the ad reads:

"BBBJ (Covered Only) ".

[Morgan Creamin]

I thought Keisha Blow offered GFE. She has multiple menu tiers as I recall.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ttle/196894191.

I've not seen her but she sent her menu once and then ghosted me. Pretty sure she'll do whatever you want her to for the right price.

[Member #7104]

I have been looking for a AA Provider that is GFE but have had no luck. Another member said many do offer it but when you text you are texting their pimp and they say no. This is BS. Looking for recommendations in order to work around this BS.

I thought Keisha Blow offered GFE. She has multiple menu tiers as I recall.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ttle/196894191.

[GoaThillBilly]

I have been looking for a AA Provider that is GFE but have had no luck. Another member said many do offer it but when you text you are texting their pimp and they say no. This is BS. Looking for recommendations in order to work around this BS.

[Morgan Creamin]

Could the forum lay off the autocorrect a bit? I'm tried of typing "I'd" and then having it go to "I'd" after I post and having to edit to be sure my post is clear. Watch it happen in this one even with the quotes.

[EIDT] of fucking course it did. Leaving it to show how stupid it looks. ID ID ID can you let us be our own grammar nazis? Thanks.

[Woodward]

One thing I've also noticed is that in a lot of countries with a lot of naughty nightlife, is that sometimes getting with civilians can be like shooting fish in a barrel.

I've had good luck with civilians in both Thailand, Vietnam, Indonesia, Russia, and Ukraine.

The other trippy thing about Thailand is that there are all these hot Australian girls running around and are largely ignored by nearly all men of any nationality. And again if you pay attention to them for ten minutes they will end up with their hands down your shorts right after breakfast. Some of the hottest and craziest fuckings I've ever had were with foreigner ladies in Thailand.

That's what I've heard before as well. Like you said they're overlooked and probably want some attention.

I'm glad they wait until after breakfast, sounds like the nourishment will be needed, haha.

[Woodward]

Some of the massager reviews are more than a little suspect. Feels like it's turning into TNA with those reviews.

Yep no doubt. I'm sure the admin try to weed them out. I'll bet it's only a few users that simply have many alts. It's the same massage places, the same perfect reviews, all the same stuff. They really should pay the website for all the advertising they do.

[Morgan Creamin]

Some of the hottest and craziest fuckings I've ever had were with foreigner ladies in Thailand.

Yup. Took me too long to figure that out, wasn't until the end of my last trip that I did.

And I know you'll get this, to this day one of the creepiest things I've ever seen are families with little kids on Walking Street in Pattaya. Why in the fuck would you bring your kids to Pattaya let alone Walking Street?

[Marko Ramius]

One thing I've also noticed is that in a lot of countries with a lot of naughty nightlife, is that sometimes getting with civilians can be like shooting fish in a barrel.

I've had good luck with civilians in both Thailand, Vietnam, Indonesia, Russia, and Ukraine.

The other trippy thing about Thailand is that there are all these hot Australian girls running around and are largely ignored by nearly all men of any nationality. And again if you pay attention to them for ten minutes they will end up with their hands down your shorts right after breakfast. Some of the hottest and craziest fuckings I've ever had were with foreigner ladies in Thailand.

[Morgan Creamin]

When I've traveled to a lot of places in Easten Europe I've noticed the same weird tics and mannerisms that caused so much drama in Miami and San Francisco.

Not been to East Europe much but been a lot of other places. Your experiences are not unique. It's really just a cultural difference and it definitely causes issues especially with under-educated and unworldly fucktards like TSA.

Example, I have worked with a lot of Dutch people and spent time in the Netherlands- they are blunt mother fuckers who tell it like it is. It's not that they don't care about your feelings but to them honesty is literally the best policy and they will tell you you're too fat and don't need that dessert as a way of being caring and invested. This caused some often hilarious dust-ups in the workplace and the Dutch folks would be completely clueless, they were just being the way they were raised. A lot of them look at Americans and whiny little bitches who focus more on surface politeness than reality and they aren't wrong.

And yeah on the 5 yr thing. I'm definitely watching how things are going, there is a down side to everything.

[Marko Ramius]

... I know a dude who just brought a chick home from the DR and is super happy. Another guy has a hottie from Columbia he's getting on well with.

I'd love to know how they will be doing in five years, though.

There was a Ukrainian girl I was with for a number of years. She was hot, good in bed, spoke five languages, and had at least two Master's degrees. We had a lot of fun together, but.

I think a lot of the things about I said about body language and cultural cues work both ways. In a lot of social situations here in the states her interactions with people were just plain weird. Generally I could expect that if we went on a trip for a week anywhere there would be at least two or three bizarre malfunctions that made zero sense to me. One time it was at a TSA line in Miami that escalated with her being grabbed for "extra screening". She came across as having attitude to the TSA agents and they thought she was not respecting their authoritay. To this day I can't figure out if she had "attitude" or not. Her body language when interacting and talking to people was just plain off to an American.

When I've traveled to a lot of places in Easten Europe I've noticed the same weird tics and mannerisms that caused so much drama in Miami and San Francisco.

Bluntly this kind of shit was exhausting and that's 99 percent of why I don't want anything to do with her anymore.