Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[GoaThillBilly]

I have been looking for a AA Provider that is GFE but have had no luck. Another member said many do offer it but when you text you are texting their pimp and they say no. This is BS. Looking for recommendations in order to work around this BS.

[Morgan Creamin]

Could the forum lay off the autocorrect a bit? I'm tried of typing "I'd" and then having it go to "I'd" after I post and having to edit to be sure my post is clear. Watch it happen in this one even with the quotes.

[EIDT] of fucking course it did. Leaving it to show how stupid it looks. ID ID ID can you let us be our own grammar nazis? Thanks.

[Woodward]

One thing I've also noticed is that in a lot of countries with a lot of naughty nightlife, is that sometimes getting with civilians can be like shooting fish in a barrel.

I've had good luck with civilians in both Thailand, Vietnam, Indonesia, Russia, and Ukraine.

The other trippy thing about Thailand is that there are all these hot Australian girls running around and are largely ignored by nearly all men of any nationality. And again if you pay attention to them for ten minutes they will end up with their hands down your shorts right after breakfast. Some of the hottest and craziest fuckings I've ever had were with foreigner ladies in Thailand.

That's what I've heard before as well. Like you said they're overlooked and probably want some attention.

I'm glad they wait until after breakfast, sounds like the nourishment will be needed, haha.

[Woodward]

Some of the massager reviews are more than a little suspect. Feels like it's turning into TNA with those reviews.

Yep no doubt. I'm sure the admin try to weed them out. I'll bet it's only a few users that simply have many alts. It's the same massage places, the same perfect reviews, all the same stuff. They really should pay the website for all the advertising they do.

[Morgan Creamin]

Some of the hottest and craziest fuckings I've ever had were with foreigner ladies in Thailand.

Yup. Took me too long to figure that out, wasn't until the end of my last trip that I did.

And I know you'll get this, to this day one of the creepiest things I've ever seen are families with little kids on Walking Street in Pattaya. Why in the fuck would you bring your kids to Pattaya let alone Walking Street?

[Marko Ramius]

One thing I've also noticed is that in a lot of countries with a lot of naughty nightlife, is that sometimes getting with civilians can be like shooting fish in a barrel.

I've had good luck with civilians in both Thailand, Vietnam, Indonesia, Russia, and Ukraine.

The other trippy thing about Thailand is that there are all these hot Australian girls running around and are largely ignored by nearly all men of any nationality. And again if you pay attention to them for ten minutes they will end up with their hands down your shorts right after breakfast. Some of the hottest and craziest fuckings I've ever had were with foreigner ladies in Thailand.

[Morgan Creamin]

When I've traveled to a lot of places in Easten Europe I've noticed the same weird tics and mannerisms that caused so much drama in Miami and San Francisco.

Not been to East Europe much but been a lot of other places. Your experiences are not unique. It's really just a cultural difference and it definitely causes issues especially with under-educated and unworldly fucktards like TSA.

Example, I have worked with a lot of Dutch people and spent time in the Netherlands- they are blunt mother fuckers who tell it like it is. It's not that they don't care about your feelings but to them honesty is literally the best policy and they will tell you you're too fat and don't need that dessert as a way of being caring and invested. This caused some often hilarious dust-ups in the workplace and the Dutch folks would be completely clueless, they were just being the way they were raised. A lot of them look at Americans and whiny little bitches who focus more on surface politeness than reality and they aren't wrong.

And yeah on the 5 yr thing. I'm definitely watching how things are going, there is a down side to everything.

[Marko Ramius]

... I know a dude who just brought a chick home from the DR and is super happy. Another guy has a hottie from Columbia he's getting on well with.

I'd love to know how they will be doing in five years, though.

There was a Ukrainian girl I was with for a number of years. She was hot, good in bed, spoke five languages, and had at least two Master's degrees. We had a lot of fun together, but.

I think a lot of the things about I said about body language and cultural cues work both ways. In a lot of social situations here in the states her interactions with people were just plain weird. Generally I could expect that if we went on a trip for a week anywhere there would be at least two or three bizarre malfunctions that made zero sense to me. One time it was at a TSA line in Miami that escalated with her being grabbed for "extra screening". She came across as having attitude to the TSA agents and they thought she was not respecting their authoritay. To this day I can't figure out if she had "attitude" or not. Her body language when interacting and talking to people was just plain off to an American.

When I've traveled to a lot of places in Easten Europe I've noticed the same weird tics and mannerisms that caused so much drama in Miami and San Francisco.

Bluntly this kind of shit was exhausting and that's 99 percent of why I don't want anything to do with her anymore.

[Morgan Creamin]

By all means to go Thailand or wherever and fuck the shit out of the local girls. But don't ever marry one of them or even consider doing so. I know several people who have done so and in none of those cases did it work out well. And in nearly all of those cases it turned really, really ugly.

Been to Pattaya many times, I'm very aware of what the deal is with Thai girls. Known a couple dudes who fell for it, same story. If I decide on the passport bro thing it will be with someone willing to pack up and come with me and not have a lot of family ties (I realize that's a unicorn, but we can wish can't we? I'm definitely not interesting in supporting an entire clan in Issan just to bang a hot LBFM. More likely looking at Eastern Europe or South America / Caribbean. I know a dude who just brought a chick home from the DR and is super happy. Another guy has a hottie from Columbia he's getting on well with.

[Randy Darwin]

So they've locked my account for security reasons and e-mailed a link to reset it.

But it isn't a link. It cannot be clicked on, so there's no way I can find to a. Reset my password or b. Contact them. This after eighteen years of membership without a single issue. I still enjoy perusing the nonsense over there occasionally. But now they're preventing me from doing so.

Anyone else have this happen? Any suggestions to get it corrected? Many thanks in advance!

Did you try copying the link and pasting it into your browser window?

[Marko Ramius]

Yeah, everything is expensive here for no apparent reason. I'm honestly considering the passport bro option- settle down with a non-American girl and give up the hobby.

I've visited several countries that are well-known for having tight, delicious vagina available for export. Yes, they all can be fun.

But chances are you are going to be in a country where the whole system is rigged against you as a foreigner. And you probably don't know the language very well and certainly won't be very good at picking up the body language and knowing the local culture. Which makes you a yummy, juicy target for all kinds of scams. You will almost certainly get worked and ripped off. The challenge is to keep it to a tolerable level.

Even with the ripoffs built into the system in those countries you can get better service at a far better price than you could here. So like I said you just have to figure out what level of ripping off you can tolerate. If you get pissed off that the girl you were banging for 3000 bhat a night (about $90) with no holes and no holds barred multiple shots went for the next guy for 2000 bhat for the same thing you are never going to be happy.

By all means to go Thailand or wherever and fuck the shit out of the local girls. But don't ever marry one of them or even consider doing so. I know several people who have done so and in none of those cases did it work out well. And in nearly all of those cases it turned really, really ugly.

[Morgan Creamin]

Fuck Seattle and the high cost of living. I am taking my money elsewhere.

Yeah, everything is expensive here for no apparent reason. I'm honestly considering the passport bro option- settle down with a non-American girl and give up the hobby.

[GinVermo]

So they've locked my account for security reasons and e-mailed a link to reset it.

But it isn't a link. It cannot be clicked on, so there's no way I can find to a. Reset my password or b. Contact them. This after eighteen years of membership without a single issue. I still enjoy perusing the nonsense over there occasionally. But now they're preventing me from doing so.

Anyone else have this happen? Any suggestions to get it corrected? Many thanks in advance!

[BigTim69]

BackInSea made some good suggestions. If you're open to international I suggest you also consider Germany, Netherlands, and Switzerland. IMO the German FKKs are a fabulous blend of variety and value, especially compared to US mongering. Every large and medium size population center has one or more such clubs. The NRW (Nord Rhine Westfalen) near Dusselfdorf has 10 or so within an hour or two by car. Frankfurt has a couple of mega-clubs, notably Oase (www.fkk-oase.de). "Artemis" in Berlin is also supposed to be fabulous. I haven't been to any of the German clubs since pre-pandemic, and I read that prices are higher now (10 years ago it was 50 euro for half hour, usually RBGFE; now it's probably 100-125 euro) but they are still a bargain by comparison. According to a friend who lives in Europe, there are still a few clubs where BBFS is available (in Germany "AO" = Alles ohne = "everything without") but less prevalent after regulatory changes several years ago affecting the clubs.

Switzerland is quite a bit more expensive, both to visit and to monger, but Club Globe (www.club-globe.ch) has some great looking women, mostly eastern European. Check out the website, most have photos. Typical rate is 150 CHF (swiss francs) for 30 minutes. I was there for 2 days in Sept 2023. One of the days was Tuesday, which is public sex day. It included a stage show where a few of the girls pulled a few guys from the crowd and did them on stage for 20 minutes or so. Yowza.

Yin Yang (www.yinyang.nl) in Roermond, Netherlands was closed for a few years but has re-opened; I enjoyed a few visits pre-pandemic and hope to return next year. Really nice facility and outdoor area. More international talent than the German or Swiss clubs, or at least that was my impression.

Common themes for all: you pay a flat 60-75 euro entry fee and you can stay all day. Includes food, non-alcoholic bevs, use of the facility (typically locker room, showers, jacuzzi, sauna, movie room, robe / towel / slippers). Girls are independent contractors (you pay them, not the club) but generally have same price structure for base service, and upcharge for things like CIM, anal, etc. The overall vibe is kind of a cross between a cocktail bar, strip club, and day spa. The big clubs might have 100 girls walking around wearing lingerie or bikini (at the "sauna" clubs), or nothing but heels and a smile (at the FKK clubs). Smaller clubs maybe 20-30 girls. Make a day of it. Hang out, have a drink, watch the talent walking around, make your choice, strike up a conversation, then off to a room. Afterwards, take a shower, eat a little food, sit in the jacuzzi / sauna or take a walk outdoors if you're so inclined, and recharge your batteries for round 2. Or 3. Or.

English works just fine at all of these places, for sure with the staff and 98% of the women as well. Oh, and all of the above is completely legal in these countries.

I really like these clubs, in case you couldn't tell.

Growing up in the PNW, I was a bit shocked the first time I traveled Europe. Most of the ladies 20-35 years aged, are much more attractive than the ladies I was used to here.

Now, in my mid 40's the Pandora's Day shift is mostly sufficiently attractive to me. So, when I was at a German FKK, I was quite satisfied with the Monday afternoon B-team. I have PNW standards. I have only been to one FKK, but I have seen a few escorts in Europe. As a rule, you get twice the service for half the price of King Co. WA.

I had 3 amazing rounds of RBGFE (covered full service) at FKK Sakura in Böblingen. It was 55 Euros to get in, and I had to pay 7 for each of my beers. I was there all afternoon. Being my first time, I over paid for room sessions. I paid 150 euros for 30 min. ($174). I have since learned I should have only been paying 100 euros for that time. ($116) However, 30 minutes of RBGFE for $174 was a bargain by PNW standards. My first lady was a tall, fit 30-ish, Romanian, with lovely natural B-cup boobs, and a tight ass. She was great. My second lady was more my speed. Short, thicc and stacked. Curvy, fit, amazing skin, giant tits, and a firm, round ass. I am guessing she was less than 30 years old by her great skin. I had such a great time with her, that I did a second round. There were 20 ladies in the club by the time I left. There were maybe 2 or 3 that I would not fuck. I like looking at most of them.

Then, I got home, and this is a warning. I went to Pandy's, and got a 30 min room session. $90 for the room, and the dancer hustled me for $450. It is hard to play in those awkward rooms, but I managed similar service as the FKK. It was nice in the moment, but afterwords there was remorse. I should have kept my money in my pocket for more travel. I spent half the price of a plain ticket for that mediocre experience!

In Europe, I would avoid RLDs. That is where you will find a more American type experience, but it will probably be half the price of here.

I will probably be back to the P, but I am jaded. I will instead save my money for my next Europe trip.

Fuck Seattle and the high cost of living. I am taking my money elsewhere.

[EddyWhtwtr]

Looking for some help in figuring out a fun place for travel with good talent. I have some vacation time coming up and no commitments and would like to travel somewhere. I have never seen girls outside of Seattle area and would like to travel somewhere where there are good options to try. I'm open to international travel, but a bit worried about the language barrier. I've seen a few Latinas here and wasn't a fan of the misunderstandings and using translator apps. Where would you go? Any favorites? BBFS availability is a huge plus.

BackInSea made some good suggestions. If you're open to international I suggest you also consider Germany, Netherlands, and Switzerland. IMO the German FKKs are a fabulous blend of variety and value, especially compared to US mongering. Every large and medium size population center has one or more such clubs. The NRW (Nord Rhine Westfalen) near Dusselfdorf has 10 or so within an hour or two by car. Frankfurt has a couple of mega-clubs, notably Oase (www.fkk-oase.de). "Artemis" in Berlin is also supposed to be fabulous. I haven't been to any of the German clubs since pre-pandemic, and I read that prices are higher now (10 years ago it was 50 euro for half hour, usually RBGFE; now it's probably 100-125 euro) but they are still a bargain by comparison. According to a friend who lives in Europe, there are still a few clubs where BBFS is available (in Germany "AO" = Alles ohne = "everything without") but less prevalent after regulatory changes several years ago affecting the clubs.

Switzerland is quite a bit more expensive, both to visit and to monger, but Club Globe (www.club-globe.ch) has some great looking women, mostly eastern European. Check out the website, most have photos. Typical rate is 150 CHF (swiss francs) for 30 minutes. I was there for 2 days in Sept 2023. One of the days was Tuesday, which is public sex day. It included a stage show where a few of the girls pulled a few guys from the crowd and did them on stage for 20 minutes or so. Yowza.

Yin Yang (www.yinyang.nl) in Roermond, Netherlands was closed for a few years but has re-opened; I enjoyed a few visits pre-pandemic and hope to return next year. Really nice facility and outdoor area. More international talent than the German or Swiss clubs, or at least that was my impression.

Common themes for all: you pay a flat 60-75 euro entry fee and you can stay all day. Includes food, non-alcoholic bevs, use of the facility (typically locker room, showers, jacuzzi, sauna, movie room, robe / towel / slippers). Girls are independent contractors (you pay them, not the club) but generally have same price structure for base service, and upcharge for things like CIM, anal, etc. The overall vibe is kind of a cross between a cocktail bar, strip club, and day spa. The big clubs might have 100 girls walking around wearing lingerie or bikini (at the "sauna" clubs), or nothing but heels and a smile (at the FKK clubs). Smaller clubs maybe 20-30 girls. Make a day of it. Hang out, have a drink, watch the talent walking around, make your choice, strike up a conversation, then off to a room. Afterwards, take a shower, eat a little food, sit in the jacuzzi / sauna or take a walk outdoors if you're so inclined, and recharge your batteries for round 2. Or 3. Or.

English works just fine at all of these places, for sure with the staff and 98% of the women as well. Oh, and all of the above is completely legal in these countries.

I really like these clubs, in case you couldn't tell.