Massage Parlor Reports

[TheVistMan]

I also recently saw Jasmine, had to see what the hype was. Now I am not the guy that gives 8,9,10/10 type ratings because everyone has different likes and tastes. She is indeed very attractive, for those that know I would compare her to Lemon as far as looks. They have similar bodies as well but Jasmine has slightly bigger breasts and a cuter butt. She is also slightly better in the oral department. I read in another report that she has perfect English. That is untrue. She has better than most English at best. Very cute devilish smile that she randomly flashes throughout the session as well as will just randomly giggles. For the trolls, find someone's reviews that you agree with and follow that persons suggestions. Personally I found that faceless and I have pretty much the same exact tastes so I trust pretty much anything he writes.

Won't go into detail because there are plenty of reviews about her already but it was a great session, can't really think of anything that could have made it better for me. As Jasmine was walking me out, Eva popped out to say hello and give me a kiss. Jasmine said Eva loves me, and now so does she so we should do a double next time. That will be fun! Either way she is a definite repeat for me.

No animals were harmed and no mongers were paid for this. Just trying to help some brothers out. Take it as you will.

[Realooo072]

Had major surgery 3 weeks ago and in a boot with crutches. Trying to figure out how to get service. Wondering if anyone has some intel. Feel like a crip! There's got to be a way. Help a brother out. No chance I can get on a table.

Text or call ahead of time and explain your situation. I mean, I haven't seen mongers walk in with crutches, but impaired mobility yes. Some places have couches you will be able to sit on. Good lucky brother.

[TobeYoung]

Had major surgery 3 weeks ago and in a boot with crutches. Trying to figure out how to get service. Wondering if anyone has some intel. Feel like a crip! There's got to be a way. Help a brother out. No chance I can get on a table.

[Dildo Baggens]

Are we to assume $160 is FS? Their ad doesn't indicate it.

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Ero.../13268960.html

I'm glad I took on that link from his new spot off of Newport Avenue in Tustin. They change the girls every week better than garden in my opinion still, the girls are very pretty and when I walked in there next to this dry cleaner place and hair salon.

Didn't go for the regular that's there. I just went straight for the hot ass the new girl. It seems like the new girls are always loved to provide a better service cause they make that money and know I'm saying.

Got the half hour $40 per half session. Led by Her long silky black hair. About early 30's. Nice b plus cups. Went straight for my crotch when I undressed. Pay the 160 was very satisfying on a football Sunday.

[Jrp21]

OC is usually past my driving limits for mongering but my buddy gave me enough intel to convince me to visit Jasmine at DuCalme. First time there and I was surprised to find that it wasn't crazy busy like I imagined it would be. Works for me!

Jasmine opened the door for me when I got there. Wow what a beautiful tiny girl! Very pretty face, nice well manmade Cs. I'd describe her body as Asian curvy petite. She's thin but not flat at all. She has hips and an ass. One of the best petite bodies I've seen I have to say. Flat stomach with a belly button piercing. Smooth tight skin. She's funny as fuck and has a great personality. Her English was good enough to where no translator was needed throughout the entire session. If you like spinners, she's a 10/10.

Massage: massage was alright. Nothing special to note.

Service: This girl knows what she's doing. After the massage, she starts kissing my back and her hands roaming everywhere. Shortly after this, as I'm still laying down, she begins one of the longest rimming sessions I've had. It seems like she genuinely enjoys this. This goes on for 5+ minutes. Then she puts me on all 4's and proceeds to even more rimming but this time starts alternating between rimming and BBBJ. Holy shit this was great. Then focuses on rimming again for another 5 minutes. Did I mention that she genuinely enjoys this? Haha. I flip and she continues her BBBJ before getting into 69 position. Super clean shaved pussy and tight little asshole. Both tasted good. I tell her I want her to sit on my face but she misunderstood and got into position for edge of the table DATY. I said fuck it and went to town. Ate that pussy out for a solid 10 minutes. I ask her to flip into doggy so I could dine on that asshole and she does so I return the favor by rimming and straight tongue punching that booty hole, going deep. She starts moving back and forth making sure I go as deep as I can. That was fucking hot. At this point I'm ready for some damn penetration. Then slaps the cover on and we start in ACG. What a sight of the tiny petite body in ACG. Suck on her tits here and bang away. Lots of DFK although her DFK is quite aggressive and fast paced. A bit slower would have been ideal. After ACG in one movement she pulls back and we go from ACG to mish. This was a better position as my god she was fucking tight. Good kegel control too. It was a challenge not to bust here but I held strong. Lots of DFK. I could've stayed here and ended but I wanted a view of that ass in doggy so I ask for doggy. Oof doggy was the right choice. Looking those tiny lips hug my cock was a sight. A grab her cheeks and start banging away. Finally get a good release in doggy. I stay inside for a bit and then she pulls away, removes the cover and cleans me up. There was still some time on the clock so she does a front massage for 10 minutes as we chat. She's cool AF, funny AF and a little crazy. It's nice to be able to converse with a working girl. Well she's little firecracker. I hope I did her justice. She said she might be there for another week or probably the entire month.

70 hr.

160 tip.

[Tipisil]

The grannies to which I refer are all in their 40's and 50's. I've boinked a few 60 and 70 year olds when I was in my 50's but they were just horny, old, good lookin' broads. The providers under 40 aren't too interested in my Shrek-ish good looks (FOBU: Fit Old Bald Ugly). Now those 40+ legs often spread like warm butter.

Nothing like a good 50/60+ broad who hasn't had any in decades. I've gotten a few off of Craigslist from back in the day. All it often took was a quick mention that I had a place and they were doing all holes in minutes.

[AlCapone2006]

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Ero.../13268960.html

I'm glad I took on that link from his new spot off of Newport Avenue in Tustin. They change the girls every week better than garden in my opinion still, the girls are very pretty and when I walked in there next to this dry cleaner place and hair salon.

Didn't go for the regular that's there. I just went straight for the hot ass the new girl. It seems like the new girls are always loved to provide a better service cause they make that money and know I'm saying.

Got the half hour $40 per half session. Led by Her long silky black hair. About early 30's. Nice b plus cups. Went straight for my crotch when I undressed. Pay the 160 was very satisfying on a football Sunday.

[Timolee13]

This is a 3 days old report, but I felt like it should still be shared:

Came to the garden on Wednesday, place was fairly empty, only 1 room was occupied, greeted by a really great looking gal goes by Camille in a short dress about 5'5 100 lb range, pair of natural C size tites, slander body with a nice cute ass to boot. Skin not too pale looking, more the healthy tan / brown colored, long black hair with a trimmed Bush. Don't want to trigger the masses, but she is really great looking.

The massage with her was great, after I got her cat bath me and drawing circles with her tongue on my back, she didn't clean my ass, so I know it is time to turn around. Once I turn over, got to really got a good look at those nice pair of C size, couldn't help myself to grab a handful and nibble on her cute nipples, she gently tabs me down and told me no rush, so I laid back and enjoy the show some more. Her BBBJ is top notch, not the sloppy face slams or half hand half mouth BJ type, she DTs my rod and do that lovely tongue tap on my shaft, really nice technique, plenty of BLS to go along, I was in heaven, I had her swing around for some 69 to apricate her hard work with my rod. Wish she was shaven but no matter, she was delicious and easily aroused, before I know it, my face was covered with her nectar. I had to stop her a few times on the BBBJ, because I feel I am edging closer. She toss on the raincoat and start with some CG at first, as expected she was really tight and wet, real soon the meat smacking sound can be heard next door I bet. After multiple change of position, I pulled off the coat and finished in her mouth, she wouldn't let me off until she got every drop. Gave me another massage afterward before walking me out, on my way out I saw Mandy, and she really caught my eye, so I think I might try her next time, but with Camille, I really enjoy she gives extra passion on what she is doing, the session felt real natural with her, she didn't need to watch the clock, she moves on the next base on my needs at the moment.

Entry: 70 tips: 160.

[YungRaggerJ]

Garden Spa is a decent spot I'm not sure if yall remember that chili girl but she offered me BBFS LOL I never agreed so fast in my life she was petite young and good looking she's long gone now but luckily I saved her number she was telling me to keep it down low but full send fellas I also finished inside of her LOL.

[TotalGrip]

Saw her in the evening after work. House was $70 for the hour, and Eva herself quoted $270 for the tip. All-in $340.

Service included BBBJ (strong DT effort, fun, not quite elite but better than average), CFS, 2 pops, some GFE touches, and a firm massage. No BBFS offered.

On the BBBJ side, she brought real enthusiasm. At one point she laid on her back, hung her head over the massage table, and I stood and entered her mouth – a fun new experience for me. Kissing was available but I didn't go for her lips. She gave too much attention to my nipples (not my thing, I'd have preferred more focus on junior), and at one point she tongue-fucked my ear. Weird, but an experience – I let it happen.

Eva's boobs are unique. They hang and sag, but not in the usual way. The nipples don't point to the ground – they look straight at you, rising from the lowest fifth of her breast. You can take a natural handful and feel satisfied, but beneath it sits the quiet firmness of an implant under the muscle. To really connect them, you have to support or lift the natural curve to meet the implant's shape. I wouldn't call it bad – just different. If anything, I was glad for the fullness of the natural breast, and maybe the implant helped preserve that fullness.

Eva carries herself with warmth and enthusiasm, but she is no spring chicken. Time has left its subtle marks – not unkindly, more like lines in a story well-lived. She doesn't radiate youthful freshness, but instead offers a presence shaped by experience, with a body that tells its own tale.

Massage was strong and mostly good. She worked pressure points well and gave a firm rub, but also ran her forearm straight down my spine which hurt and isn't how it should be done. Overall better than most, just not spa quality.

Communication was limited English. She wasn't joking when she said "Face. Fuck. Uhmmm. Fuckface" – she was trying to express herself. I found it humorous, and her effort and enthusiasm stood out.

Environment was busy. Every 10 minutes another monger walked in, and the security monitors in the room showed the flow. Noticed a black Mazda outside both on arrival and departure, same guy inside. Could have been staff, security, or something else. (He could've recorded the faces of at least seven mongers.).

As for the spa itself – nothing against Garden or Du Calme, but I'm used to a more relaxed setup with a shower and larger, softer bed. These places are more cramped and clinical. Not saying they're bad, and I may grow into the environment with time, but right now it's not my jam.

Takeaways: Eva is the rebrand of Bianca / Miumiu. Baseline is $270 tip, no BBFS this visit (YMMV). Strengths were BBBJ with strong DT effort, enthusiasm, and willingness to try fun positions. Weaknesses were kegels (loose), nipple and ear focus instead of junior, and an environment that felt crowded and less comfortable.

[Mr Plumber]

In all fairness Plumber, we're talking about providers, not real friends. You may be 70 ish but do you really want to hand Benjies to 70 year old providers?

The grannies to which I refer are all in their 40's and 50's. I've boinked a few 60 and 70 year olds when I was in my 50's but they were just horny, old, good lookin' broads. The providers under 40 aren't too interested in my Shrek-ish good looks (FOBU: Fit Old Bald Ugly). Now those 40+ legs often spread like warm butter.

[Kevin80]

As a member about to eclipse his 70th orbit around the sun, I will gladly wear the badge of "Not Like Most People." Come over here and have a seat, my granny friend. Let grandpa loosen up that blouse, britches and undergarments. Relax and enjoy some pleasure!

(Have fun getting that image out of your head).

May you all live long enough to enjoy these twilight years of life.

Mr. P.

In all fairness Plumber, we're talking about providers, not real friends. You may be 70 ish but do you really want to hand Benjies to 70 year old providers?

[Kevin80]

Correct, Mia tits and ass are a great asset. Last visit was 3 months ago and she pulled her yoga down for fiv without me asking, was shocked. Her menus are very limited and I'm surprised she's still there.

Can you clarify Kammy, Mia allowed FIV but you still consider her menu very limit. In comparison to other providers at the shop?

[Mr Plumber]

I also like to see low profile or new spots get reviewed, but they definitely don't come as often because most people don't want to see a granny.

As a member about to eclipse his 70th orbit around the sun, I will gladly wear the badge of "Not Like Most People." Come over here and have a seat, my granny friend. Let grandpa loosen up that blouse, britches and undergarments. Relax and enjoy some pleasure!

(Have fun getting that image out of your head).

May you all live long enough to enjoy these twilight years of life.

Mr. P.

[Mr Plumber]

Correct, Mia tits and ass are a great asset. Last visit was 3 months ago and she pulled her yoga down for fiv without me asking, was shocked. Her menus are very limited and I'm surprised she's still there.

Good to hear she's loosening up a little. Hearing about other girls' offerings will do that. Kind of forces the hand, so to speak. She obviously has her regulars. She wouldn't still be there if she didn't. Many years ago there was a member here who messaged me that he and Mia were dating and she wanted to leave with him and get out of the massage business. Guess we know how that turned out.

Enjoy those titties and ass, KammyMike! Oh and that FIV, too!

Mr. P.