Massage Parlor Reports

[Dildo Baggens]

Are we to assume $160 is FS? Their ad doesn't indicate it.

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Ero.../13268960.html

I'm glad I took on that link from his new spot off of Newport Avenue in Tustin. They change the girls every week better than garden in my opinion still, the girls are very pretty and when I walked in there next to this dry cleaner place and hair salon.

Didn't go for the regular that's there. I just went straight for the hot ass the new girl. It seems like the new girls are always loved to provide a better service cause they make that money and know I'm saying.

Got the half hour $40 per half session. Led by Her long silky black hair. About early 30's. Nice b plus cups. Went straight for my crotch when I undressed. Pay the 160 was very satisfying on a football Sunday.

[Jrp21]

OC is usually past my driving limits for mongering but my buddy gave me enough intel to convince me to visit Jasmine at DuCalme. First time there and I was surprised to find that it wasn't crazy busy like I imagined it would be. Works for me!

Jasmine opened the door for me when I got there. Wow what a beautiful tiny girl! Very pretty face, nice well manmade Cs. I'd describe her body as Asian curvy petite. She's thin but not flat at all. She has hips and an ass. One of the best petite bodies I've seen I have to say. Flat stomach with a belly button piercing. Smooth tight skin. She's funny as fuck and has a great personality. Her English was good enough to where no translator was needed throughout the entire session. If you like spinners, she's a 10/10.

Massage: massage was alright. Nothing special to note.

Service: This girl knows what she's doing. After the massage, she starts kissing my back and her hands roaming everywhere. Shortly after this, as I'm still laying down, she begins one of the longest rimming sessions I've had. It seems like she genuinely enjoys this. This goes on for 5+ minutes. Then she puts me on all 4's and proceeds to even more rimming but this time starts alternating between rimming and BBBJ. Holy shit this was great. Then focuses on rimming again for another 5 minutes. Did I mention that she genuinely enjoys this? Haha. I flip and she continues her BBBJ before getting into 69 position. Super clean shaved pussy and tight little asshole. Both tasted good. I tell her I want her to sit on my face but she misunderstood and got into position for edge of the table DATY. I said fuck it and went to town. Ate that pussy out for a solid 10 minutes. I ask her to flip into doggy so I could dine on that asshole and she does so I return the favor by rimming and straight tongue punching that booty hole, going deep. She starts moving back and forth making sure I go as deep as I can. That was fucking hot. At this point I'm ready for some damn penetration. Then slaps the cover on and we start in ACG. What a sight of the tiny petite body in ACG. Suck on her tits here and bang away. Lots of DFK although her DFK is quite aggressive and fast paced. A bit slower would have been ideal. After ACG in one movement she pulls back and we go from ACG to mish. This was a better position as my god she was fucking tight. Good kegel control too. It was a challenge not to bust here but I held strong. Lots of DFK. I could've stayed here and ended but I wanted a view of that ass in doggy so I ask for doggy. Oof doggy was the right choice. Looking those tiny lips hug my cock was a sight. A grab her cheeks and start banging away. Finally get a good release in doggy. I stay inside for a bit and then she pulls away, removes the cover and cleans me up. There was still some time on the clock so she does a front massage for 10 minutes as we chat. She's cool AF, funny AF and a little crazy. It's nice to be able to converse with a working girl. Well she's little firecracker. I hope I did her justice. She said she might be there for another week or probably the entire month.

70 hr.

160 tip.

[Tipisil]

The grannies to which I refer are all in their 40's and 50's. I've boinked a few 60 and 70 year olds when I was in my 50's but they were just horny, old, good lookin' broads. The providers under 40 aren't too interested in my Shrek-ish good looks (FOBU: Fit Old Bald Ugly). Now those 40+ legs often spread like warm butter.

Nothing like a good 50/60+ broad who hasn't had any in decades. I've gotten a few off of Craigslist from back in the day. All it often took was a quick mention that I had a place and they were doing all holes in minutes.

[AlCapone2006]

https://orangecounty.bedpage.com/Ero.../13268960.html

I'm glad I took on that link from his new spot off of Newport Avenue in Tustin. They change the girls every week better than garden in my opinion still, the girls are very pretty and when I walked in there next to this dry cleaner place and hair salon.

Didn't go for the regular that's there. I just went straight for the hot ass the new girl. It seems like the new girls are always loved to provide a better service cause they make that money and know I'm saying.

Got the half hour $40 per half session. Led by Her long silky black hair. About early 30's. Nice b plus cups. Went straight for my crotch when I undressed. Pay the 160 was very satisfying on a football Sunday.

[Timolee13]

This is a 3 days old report, but I felt like it should still be shared:

Came to the garden on Wednesday, place was fairly empty, only 1 room was occupied, greeted by a really great looking gal goes by Camille in a short dress about 5'5 100 lb range, pair of natural C size tites, slander body with a nice cute ass to boot. Skin not too pale looking, more the healthy tan / brown colored, long black hair with a trimmed Bush. Don't want to trigger the masses, but she is really great looking.

The massage with her was great, after I got her cat bath me and drawing circles with her tongue on my back, she didn't clean my ass, so I know it is time to turn around. Once I turn over, got to really got a good look at those nice pair of C size, couldn't help myself to grab a handful and nibble on her cute nipples, she gently tabs me down and told me no rush, so I laid back and enjoy the show some more. Her BBBJ is top notch, not the sloppy face slams or half hand half mouth BJ type, she DTs my rod and do that lovely tongue tap on my shaft, really nice technique, plenty of BLS to go along, I was in heaven, I had her swing around for some 69 to apricate her hard work with my rod. Wish she was shaven but no matter, she was delicious and easily aroused, before I know it, my face was covered with her nectar. I had to stop her a few times on the BBBJ, because I feel I am edging closer. She toss on the raincoat and start with some CG at first, as expected she was really tight and wet, real soon the meat smacking sound can be heard next door I bet. After multiple change of position, I pulled off the coat and finished in her mouth, she wouldn't let me off until she got every drop. Gave me another massage afterward before walking me out, on my way out I saw Mandy, and she really caught my eye, so I think I might try her next time, but with Camille, I really enjoy she gives extra passion on what she is doing, the session felt real natural with her, she didn't need to watch the clock, she moves on the next base on my needs at the moment.

Entry: 70 tips: 160.

[YungRaggerJ]

Garden Spa is a decent spot I'm not sure if yall remember that chili girl but she offered me BBFS LOL I never agreed so fast in my life she was petite young and good looking she's long gone now but luckily I saved her number she was telling me to keep it down low but full send fellas I also finished inside of her LOL.

[TotalGrip]

Saw her in the evening after work. House was $70 for the hour, and Eva herself quoted $270 for the tip. All-in $340.

Service included BBBJ (strong DT effort, fun, not quite elite but better than average), CFS, 2 pops, some GFE touches, and a firm massage. No BBFS offered.

On the BBBJ side, she brought real enthusiasm. At one point she laid on her back, hung her head over the massage table, and I stood and entered her mouth – a fun new experience for me. Kissing was available but I didn't go for her lips. She gave too much attention to my nipples (not my thing, I'd have preferred more focus on junior), and at one point she tongue-fucked my ear. Weird, but an experience – I let it happen.

Eva's boobs are unique. They hang and sag, but not in the usual way. The nipples don't point to the ground – they look straight at you, rising from the lowest fifth of her breast. You can take a natural handful and feel satisfied, but beneath it sits the quiet firmness of an implant under the muscle. To really connect them, you have to support or lift the natural curve to meet the implant's shape. I wouldn't call it bad – just different. If anything, I was glad for the fullness of the natural breast, and maybe the implant helped preserve that fullness.

Eva carries herself with warmth and enthusiasm, but she is no spring chicken. Time has left its subtle marks – not unkindly, more like lines in a story well-lived. She doesn't radiate youthful freshness, but instead offers a presence shaped by experience, with a body that tells its own tale.

Massage was strong and mostly good. She worked pressure points well and gave a firm rub, but also ran her forearm straight down my spine which hurt and isn't how it should be done. Overall better than most, just not spa quality.

Communication was limited English. She wasn't joking when she said "Face. Fuck. Uhmmm. Fuckface" – she was trying to express herself. I found it humorous, and her effort and enthusiasm stood out.

Environment was busy. Every 10 minutes another monger walked in, and the security monitors in the room showed the flow. Noticed a black Mazda outside both on arrival and departure, same guy inside. Could have been staff, security, or something else. (He could've recorded the faces of at least seven mongers.).

As for the spa itself – nothing against Garden or Du Calme, but I'm used to a more relaxed setup with a shower and larger, softer bed. These places are more cramped and clinical. Not saying they're bad, and I may grow into the environment with time, but right now it's not my jam.

Takeaways: Eva is the rebrand of Bianca / Miumiu. Baseline is $270 tip, no BBFS this visit (YMMV). Strengths were BBBJ with strong DT effort, enthusiasm, and willingness to try fun positions. Weaknesses were kegels (loose), nipple and ear focus instead of junior, and an environment that felt crowded and less comfortable.

[Mr Plumber]

In all fairness Plumber, we're talking about providers, not real friends. You may be 70 ish but do you really want to hand Benjies to 70 year old providers?

The grannies to which I refer are all in their 40's and 50's. I've boinked a few 60 and 70 year olds when I was in my 50's but they were just horny, old, good lookin' broads. The providers under 40 aren't too interested in my Shrek-ish good looks (FOBU: Fit Old Bald Ugly). Now those 40+ legs often spread like warm butter.

[Kevin80]

As a member about to eclipse his 70th orbit around the sun, I will gladly wear the badge of "Not Like Most People." Come over here and have a seat, my granny friend. Let grandpa loosen up that blouse, britches and undergarments. Relax and enjoy some pleasure!

(Have fun getting that image out of your head).

May you all live long enough to enjoy these twilight years of life.

Mr. P.

In all fairness Plumber, we're talking about providers, not real friends. You may be 70 ish but do you really want to hand Benjies to 70 year old providers?

[Kevin80]

Correct, Mia tits and ass are a great asset. Last visit was 3 months ago and she pulled her yoga down for fiv without me asking, was shocked. Her menus are very limited and I'm surprised she's still there.

Can you clarify Kammy, Mia allowed FIV but you still consider her menu very limit. In comparison to other providers at the shop?

[Mr Plumber]

I also like to see low profile or new spots get reviewed, but they definitely don't come as often because most people don't want to see a granny.

As a member about to eclipse his 70th orbit around the sun, I will gladly wear the badge of "Not Like Most People." Come over here and have a seat, my granny friend. Let grandpa loosen up that blouse, britches and undergarments. Relax and enjoy some pleasure!

(Have fun getting that image out of your head).

May you all live long enough to enjoy these twilight years of life.

Mr. P.

[Mr Plumber]

Correct, Mia tits and ass are a great asset. Last visit was 3 months ago and she pulled her yoga down for fiv without me asking, was shocked. Her menus are very limited and I'm surprised she's still there.

Good to hear she's loosening up a little. Hearing about other girls' offerings will do that. Kind of forces the hand, so to speak. She obviously has her regulars. She wouldn't still be there if she didn't. Many years ago there was a member here who messaged me that he and Mia were dating and she wanted to leave with him and get out of the massage business. Guess we know how that turned out.

Enjoy those titties and ass, KammyMike! Oh and that FIV, too!

Mr. P.

[ZyDawg]

Stopped by OA on my way back from LA to SD tonight. Koko was the only one available at the time but I think there may have been one or two other girls there. Koko is a short and busty girl with a pretty face. I opted for an hour this time. I was enticed by her body, and wanted to get right to it. I told her no massage and so she had me pay the tip and we got the show on the road. She gets naked and her body looks great. MM tits, but not hard like regular bolt-ons, nice hips, and fit waist.

After making out a bit, I end up sucking on her nips while she rubs me. We get back to making out again and then she makes her way down my body kissing key points while jerking me still. Koko finally starts on her BBBJ by kissing the tip and then licking from the base to the tip and then uses her cheek and tongue to massage me in her mouth. A pretty great BBBJ that leads into light rimming. Some BLS again and then once more on the BBBJ. After a while, she asks if I want to fuck now and I tell her yeah, so she covers me and rides me CG. After a while of this and me sucking her tits while she rides me, I have her switch to doggy. I put her into a side position and pounding her in that position for until I almost pop. I ask her to let me shoot in her mouth and she complies. The entire dance took only roughly 30 minutes or so, so she asked me if I wanted a massage to occupy the remaining time. I tell her if she could just work my shoulders that'd be great so I sit up and kneels behind me while doing so. Occasionally teasing me with her tits on my back and blowing in my ear, I joke and tell her if she keeps it up I'd be ready for round two in no time. She giggles and then gives me a couple kisses and helps me dress back up after a couple of minutes. The manager comes out and sees me and we chat a bit. I've never met her before, but she seems ok. She tells me a new beauty will be coming tomorrow, promising me model level quality. I tell her it's unfortunate, but I only stop by if I'm driving down from or up to LA.

Total: $$.2 HHR.

Posted late cause of 502 errors.

[Huge1986]

I almost did not want to bother to post with all the negative energy in this side of the forum. I saw a couple of long essay of reviews about the place. I am visiting a friend of mine who lives near here and told me they got decent looking women. So I thought I just go down for a quick visit see if the hype is true or just a dud like a quite a few of senior profiles said it is.

First thing that came to mind to garden is their sign is obviously off, it read Graden. A decent looking chick goes by Lilian was the one who took me in, I asked for 45 minutes, quick back-rub turned into some catbath tease after.

Her BBBJ was pretty good, I don't do DATY with women I am unsure how clean they are unless there is a shower involved. CFS was decent in a few positions, finished in the bag like I usually do. Overall, in my opinion about the place is pretty good, reminds me of what nature or green goblin used to be, small rooms with decent looking chicks in a dim light that you can barely tell their age or what they really look like. It certainly was not a bad visit, and I can see myself coming back if I don't live 40 minutes away with good traffic. They gave me a stamp card like it was a frozen yogurt shop that if I collected all the stamps, I get a free one-hour. IT is not as shitty as some of the recent senior accounts said it is, it was just an AMP with not run by grandmas or charge you every little thing.

[Huge1986]

I think those 3 spots are a great starter pack for beginners before they get familiar with the scene and go on more adventures on their own. At least that's how I started, and I have personally had a great experience with them most of the time. And to be completely honest, those 3 spots are all a simple man will ever need because they rotate girls out so often. There's only so much sex a man can do before going limp and back hurting LMAO.

I also like to see low profile or new spots get reviewed, but they definitely don't come as often because most people don't want to see a granny.

I came down to visit a friend of mine yesterday, tried one of the place some of the senior members were trashing about nonstop for a day now, I just posted my 1st actual review being I visited a few places before but they were not great, didn't want to call them out because the up-charges and it was indeed grandmas in their 50-60 even. The other side of the forum for parlors is so much nicer IMO, why is there so much hostility about AMPs that obviously are popular for a reason on a forum is beyond me. Everyone's standard on women is different; one person's 5 can be another's 9 vice versa, is there like a universal grading system that I didn't read from the FAQ portion? No offense, if there are better shops or different shops offers better options, older shops like Nature spa that I used to go, or some new ones like Wish spa that I read about, all the people on this side of the forum would love to read about it, rather than trash the obvious local goers that visits their favorite spot more frequent than others and left some reviews.