Massage Parlor Reports

**Korman23** · 08-18-25 09:44

Originally Posted by Lolwut993 [View Original Post]

Still went through with it even after seeing the multiple locations (the places we seek aren't franchised). You have to sign in to a touch pad even as a walk in. Of course I gave bum information and an old phone number I released years ago when I lived in another state. I did 30 minutes. Sign inside the room saying nothing sexual or illegal offered. Not the first time I've seen that sign and so didn't think much of it. (I know of 2 places that have that same sign where you can get a HE). Rooms give the impression extras would be offered. Small, the standard music. You can hear the Dominos next store if you get put in a room on the right side. I wasn't even fully undressed before the woman was beating on the door. So much god damn oil I am surprised the government didn't invade me. It was all back, shoulders and arms. A LOT of that forearm rub places like this do. Where they use their forearm to give the massage. A LOT of that. Not sure if there is below the belt stuff for longer sessions or not. So much oil. I cannot stress it enough. She asked what pressure, and I told her. Waste of time telling her that as she was laying into me hard. I did not get her name. 30, maybe 40 ish. The woman at the front desk is late 40's, early 50's. Looks nice actually. Had problems paying since I didn't have cash but got it resolved. Total damage 70.50+20. Nail in the coffin, for me at least, outside of the multiple locations and the super busy shopping center its in, is a young 20 something black girl came in for a scheduled appointment as I was paying. Oh and they do the 10 visits free massage stamp card. Rub and tugs don't do that. YMMV but I would be stunned if there are any extras.

I thank you as well. Just an FYI though, some places DO offer those massage stamp cards. RS in Greenbelt years ago used to do that but not any more. It was for a free house fee after so many visits.

**SkipAway1** · 08-16-25 20:08

Originally Posted by Lolwut993 [View Original Post]

Still went through with it even after seeing the multiple locations (the places we seek aren't franchised). You have to sign in to a touch pad even as a walk in. Of course I gave bum information and an old phone number I released years ago when I lived in another state. I did 30 minutes. Sign inside the room saying nothing sexual or illegal offered. Not the first time I've seen that sign and so didn't think much of it. (I know of 2 places that have that same sign where you can get a HE). Rooms give the impression extras would be offered. Small, the standard music. You can hear the Dominos next store if you get put in a room on the right side. I wasn't even fully undressed before the woman was beating on the door. So much god damn oil I am surprised the government didn't invade me. It was all back, shoulders and arms. A LOT of that forearm rub places like this do. Where they use their forearm to give the massage. A LOT of that. Not sure if there is below the belt stuff for longer sessions or not. So much oil. I cannot stress it enough. She asked what pressure, and I told her. Waste of time telling her that as she was laying into me hard. I did not get her name. 30, maybe 40 ish. The woman at the front desk is late 40's, early 50's. Looks nice actually. Had problems paying since I didn't have cash but got it resolved. Total damage 70.50+20. Nail in the coffin, for me at least, outside of the multiple locations and the super busy shopping center its in, is a young 20 something black girl came in for a scheduled appointment as I was paying. Oh and they do the 10 visits free massage stamp card. Rub and tugs don't do that. YMMV but I would be stunned if there are any extras.

Thanks for taking one for the team. Looks like it's crossed off the list for me. I have plenty of legit places where I'm at.

**Lolwut993** · 08-16-25 12:51

Still went through with it even after seeing the multiple locations (the places we seek aren't franchised). You have to sign in to a touch pad even as a walk in. Of course I gave bum information and an old phone number I released years ago when I lived in another state. I did 30 minutes. Sign inside the room saying nothing sexual or illegal offered. Not the first time I've seen that sign and so didn't think much of it. (I know of 2 places that have that same sign where you can get a HE). Rooms give the impression extras would be offered. Small, the standard music. You can hear the Dominos next store if you get put in a room on the right side. I wasn't even fully undressed before the woman was beating on the door. So much god damn oil I am surprised the government didn't invade me. It was all back, shoulders and arms. A LOT of that forearm rub places like this do. Where they use their forearm to give the massage. A LOT of that. Not sure if there is below the belt stuff for longer sessions or not. So much oil. I cannot stress it enough. She asked what pressure, and I told her. Waste of time telling her that as she was laying into me hard. I did not get her name. 30, maybe 40 ish. The woman at the front desk is late 40's, early 50's. Looks nice actually. Had problems paying since I didn't have cash but got it resolved. Total damage 70.50+20. Nail in the coffin, for me at least, outside of the multiple locations and the super busy shopping center its in, is a young 20 something black girl came in for a scheduled appointment as I was paying. Oh and they do the 10 visits free massage stamp card. Rub and tugs don't do that. YMMV but I would be stunned if there are any extras.

**SkipAway1** · 08-16-25 12:21

Went to their website and it showed they have a place in Arnold so I did a search of the places there. No recent reviews but a year ago when they opened up, the reviews showed no extras. Maybe they were just playing it safe at that time? Wished there were recent reviews.

**Lolwut993** · 08-16-25 10:40

I'll take on for the team either today or tomorrow and report back.

**BobbiBrown1981** · 08-15-25 18:51

We keep tip toeing around Jasmine spa but it's giving all the signs.

Sign No. 1: The place is open to 10 pm every day.

Sign No. 2: it's an AMP.

Sign No. 3: they have a website that doesn't list any specific masseuse.

So that's enough for me to be curious at this point. I was in the area and started reminiscing about how I had my first FS experience there years ago when it was RL. Totally unexpected. I was used to getting fully clothed massages—really good ones at that—and a fully clothed top off at the end. Usually tipped about $20-30 and everyone was happy. I came in on a whim a few months before they shut down and the provider didn't even try to give me a massage. She barely said two words and before I know it she was naked. I had to ask her to put a rubber on as she was about to squat fuck my brains out completely raw. I remember she kept lubing up and wouldn't let me touch her clit, which is my favorite thing to do in standing mish. It was literally walk in and we just went at it.

Wishful thinking the good old days would return had me doing some research. For a place full of Asians that rotate in they sure have a lot of positive reviews. In fact, too many. Sign No. 4. Did some research on the reviews and they seem legit. But it's too many 5 star ratings. I just can't imagine that many people go out of their way to get a legit massage from a place in that area. If a legit massage is what I want and I want to be cheap about it, I'd be at massage therapy.

Then came sign no. 5. One of the few negative reviews I could find criticized them for having a bunch of unlicensed masseuses. That's right, no one is a LMT. I'm thinking to myself, why does this place have all the signs and signals—even being in the same location where one of the most frequented AMPs in the area used to be—and (allegedly) not so much as offer a ball graze? Something doesn't add up.

It's hard to take a chance on a place; I know. I'm not really trying to waste time having an awkward experience when I can just go to college park and bang a smoke show. But part of me is curious if this is some kind of "speak easy" situation where YMMV because IYKYK. I would imagine the owner knows the reputation and is treading lightly until he grows some "roots" in the area that LEO can feed from, sorta like Lotus. But for what reason could people have to go deep into laurel at 9 pm to get a massage from an unlicensed masseuse? And if you are in one of these mass camps where you are getting rotated out every few months what's the benefit? If I'm getting legit massages I want the same person every time who I'm comfortable with and who I know knows my body. It's like I can smell the sweaty musk of the vagina but I can't tell where it's coming from.

**JaySinn** · 08-10-25 08:22

Originally Posted by JaySinn [View Original Post]

I had the same question.

I called them. Guy answered. They don't have one.

**JaySinn** · 08-02-25 23:43

Originally Posted by Swifty53 [View Original Post]

Do they still have the Table Shower?

I had the same question.

**Broken Arrows** · 07-25-25 13:09

Originally Posted by JamesRussells [View Original Post]

A legit place with no extras? I'd do 20 percent.

Thanks! Much appreciated.

**JamesRussells** · 07-25-25 01:02

Originally Posted by BrokenArrows [View Original Post]

What is good tipping etiquette at places like Columbia Spa or Wellness Foot Massage. I need a good back / neck rub for aching muscles. I'll probably go for an hour. Not sure how much to tip at these places.

A legit place with no extras? I'd do 20 percent.

**Broken Arrows** · 07-21-25 21:33

What is good tipping etiquette at places like Columbia Spa or Wellness Foot Massage. I need a good back / neck rub for aching muscles. I'll probably go for an hour. Not sure how much to tip at these places.

**Joe Stuart1234** · 07-16-25 16:27

Originally Posted by Mcgaven123 [View Original Post]

Havin been hearing about dmv latinas since majestic shut down years ago. Was curious if they had good old Sophia and Daniela on thier roster. So decided to check them out. Called ahead and just got texted back. Arrived to an office park and got up to the floor and she kinda sent me on a wild goose chase for like ten minutes. Little akward as same floor has like doctors, barbers, etc. Finally found the room and it was NOt the girl from the add. It was a domincan in her 20's not ugly but not pretty eother. Nice small body but had NO ASS and no BREASTs. Opted for hh massage she started ticklin my nuts from the back and told me turn around. Wasnt even 15 minutes in the massage and she asked me what I want. Just a HJ and mutual touching. She sat on tablw w me and squirted breast milk. Was kinda funny, regular old HJ nothing special wouldn't repeat was a little disappointed. Thought it would be packed with pretty ltinas.

Did you happen to catch her name? I wouldn't mind seeing a lactating provider.

**Mcgaven123** · 07-09-25 14:35

Havin been hearing about dmv latinas since majestic shut down years ago. Was curious if they had good old Sophia and Daniela on thier roster. So decided to check them out. Called ahead and just got texted back. Arrived to an office park and got up to the floor and she kinda sent me on a wild goose chase for like ten minutes. Little akward as same floor has like doctors, barbers, etc. Finally found the room and it was NOt the girl from the add. It was a domincan in her 20's not ugly but not pretty eother. Nice small body but had NO ASS and no BREASTs. Opted for hh massage she started ticklin my nuts from the back and told me turn around. Wasnt even 15 minutes in the massage and she asked me what I want. Just a HJ and mutual touching. She sat on tablw w me and squirted breast milk. Was kinda funny, regular old HJ nothing special wouldn't repeat was a little disappointed. Thought it would be packed with pretty ltinas.

**ThatBooredOne** · 07-08-25 08:49

I don't know if I'm just cruel, but people not reading and worse, claiming to have read when they didn't, is a pet peeve for me. I saw the question then immediately hit the Advanced Search / Search button and was like, bro, come on! I dunno, just tell these guys to think for 2 seconds. There was literally so much info for this. Leave these guys to exercise their brain cells.

**SkipAway1** · 07-07-25 18:09

Originally Posted by Lolwut993 [View Original Post]

Searching the forum you will see all sorts of posts about Kelly / Luxe. It's hit and miss on the reviews. I'm 2 for 2 for HE at the end. I posted a review when I saw her last year in office. I did NOT post a review when I saw her earlier this year. Been trying to see her again but we can't sync up available times. As stated heavy on the filter. She looks like that just a bit more creases in her face. Body is nice. Rack is good, ass is decent. Vag is nice as well. She knows what she is doing. Ask her if she has any other specials going. When I saw her earlier this year she was in a hotel on Rte 1 and it was completely different from my first experience with her. That being said I do NOT think her prices are worth it just for a body rub from a blonde.

Lucky you! I didn't even get a hint of anything. Going in I was thinking I would at least get a HE being that she follows alot of SW'ers on her Twitter page. Nope, I got nothing. Maybe it was just me or just an off day. Was thinking of giving her another chance since she's really close to where I live and it being a change from the usual AMP.