Massage Parlor Reports

**WriteAnchor** · 07-24-25 13:12

This was a couple years ago. I went to classic off clayton. It was late at night. Not sure about you all, but my history there is not good. I have been paired with all kinds of old women, no english. It got so bad one time I sent the woman away, she was probably.

Like 70+ yrs old.

Well, one fall night my luck changed. I'm laying face down on the table as I usually do and look over my shoulder to see a young, very attractive asian woman, maybe 40 years old walk in. She has on sexy clothing and has a high pitched voice, like artificially high. I look past this small detail as the tight skirt has my attention. She works the massage, and she knows and I know. She whispers in my ear, giggles, lets her hair touch my back. Teases, and there is some over the clothes, under the skirt while I'm waiting for the flip.

On the flip, I start for the top. It comes off and tits are.

Out. I go under the skirt. She unbuttons something or unzips.

Something, but now I see a trimmed pussy and my fingers are inside.

Of her. I nut so fast once she starts moaning. I tried my best to get her contact info so I could try to see her outside of the place. I have never been so lucky before or after at that place or any other place. Had I had a condom I think it would have gone all the way. She vanished never to be seen again.

Total unicorn.

**Jeffc 574** · 07-24-25 10:25

If you are a DATY fan (I am) then your short list is Brea with PLM and Nikki. Brea is much better. She is about 50 and a body builder. Well done man mades, shaved, and everything is tight. Great attitude, pretty, and will drop that thing on your face for a good time. Has a HJ technique that feels like a mouth. All at PLM's 175.

Nikki is a long time provider. Someone is sure to jump in here and tell you she will run late. She hasn't in several visits for me. 40-50 also with man mades and lean. Not a pretty as Brea but will encourage DATY. She was off line for a bit, but is back.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-wk-81945.html 200.

Abbey is indeed pretty. WAY to nuts for me. She does not do more than HJ no matter what the pictures she posts.

**Zorney99** · 07-24-25 09:12

Anyone have experience with any AMPs in Joplin? Headed there this weekend. I checked the.

Joplin thread and the last post was from 2016! I appreciate any feedback.

**HappyGuy1** · 07-23-25 21:38

Originally Posted by HappyGuy1 [View Original Post]

I noticed this weekend and was also curious.

I TOFTT today, 40 ish petite Asian. Her name was Jenny and she provided a good massage without draping. Teasing started about 40 minutes in. HE was available with minimal OTC touching. I will probably repeat eventually.

**Tony 9** · 07-23-25 11:29

Originally Posted by ElixirMan [View Original Post]

I was out and about and saw this place. It looks new. I was tempted to try it but not in the mood for a dud. Any info?

Good massage, its been at the locale for about a year maybe, I've been twice, I was satisfied w my ending, but I wouldn't say its a must-go-too.

Just because one guy has a positive experience, doesn't mean the next guy will. As always w any woman or provider the first impressions, chemistry.

**Train88** · 07-23-25 11:24

Originally Posted by ElixirMan [View Original Post]

I was out and about and saw this place. It looks new. I was tempted to try it but not in the mood for a dud. Any info?

Give the address, man. We share information here.

**ElixirMan** · 07-22-25 22:52

I was out and about and saw this place. It looks new. I was tempted to try it but not in the mood for a dud. Any info?

**RHornyBoy** · 07-22-25 13:59

Originally Posted by Maddog72 [View Original Post]

Saw her the other day still great body but the non stop babbling about random shit got me I'll never see her again.

I won't go ever again there are already too many people living in her apartment with all the voices in her head.

**Maddog72** · 07-22-25 09:46

Originally Posted by SparkySmith [View Original Post]

It's hard to believe she has many (any?) takers for face sitting at 3 roses. If you're determined to try (and brave enough), tell her in advance that you only have 2 roses, and ask her if she will settle for that. And report back after your session (if you're still with us, that is).

Saw her the other day still great body but the non stop babbling about random shit got me I'll never see her again.

**Sparky Smith** · 07-22-25 09:24

Originally Posted by SouthCityGuySt [View Original Post]

Alright mongers. I know the crazy is well documented and I've been hesitant to go see her again despite seeing her several times in the past and always having an enjoyable experience. The face sitting is what continues to pique my interest. If you've seen her ads, you know that she has an absolutely perfect little kitty and I've always wanted to taste her. Has anyone gone for the face sitting session? I know that $300 is borderline ridiculous but the little head keeps bringing me back to wondering.

It's hard to believe she has many (any?) takers for face sitting at 3 roses. If you're determined to try (and brave enough), tell her in advance that you only have 2 roses, and ask her if she will settle for that. And report back after your session (if you're still with us, that is).

**Rickstr352** · 07-22-25 07:16

Originally Posted by SouthCityGuySt [View Original Post]

Alright mongers. I know the crazy is well documented and I've been hesitant to go see her again despite seeing her several times in the past and always having an enjoyable experience. The face sitting is what continues to pique my interest. If you've seen her ads, you know that she has an absolutely perfect little kitty and I've always wanted to taste her. Has anyone gone for the face sitting session? I know that $300 is borderline ridiculous but the little head keeps bringing me back to wondering.

Wonder if that session might include a BJ?

**Rickstr352** · 07-22-25 07:14

Originally Posted by Johnnygadget [View Original Post]

Had a dream I went to 5th st in st chas and got a south African sounding therapist.

The dream was a nightmare, she had no idea what she was doing, no skill, no technique just brute force in the center of my back.

The flip was just as bad. It seemed like she grew up in a monastery and had never seen anatomy much less know what what to do with it.

I dusted off my folder of links and most of the sites I used to roam are gone, so I don't know where to go shopping anymore.

I'd love some GFE but if I have to dig thru a pile of unstated deposit required posts (RR), I give up and go to Eden.

If anyone has a favorite, strong, happy massage, bonus if there are additional benefits, please enlighten me.

Take your gadget to Classic, calla, 5 Star, and what was Health spa on Olive to get your gadget polished! That's all you get in Mo. !

**DeadDead22** · 07-21-25 17:17

Originally Posted by SouthCityGuySt [View Original Post]

Alright mongers. I know the crazy is well documented and I've been hesitant to go see her again despite seeing her several times in the past and always having an enjoyable experience. The face sitting is what continues to pique my interest. If you've seen her ads, you know that she has an absolutely perfect little kitty and I've always wanted to taste her. Has anyone gone for the face sitting session? I know that $300 is borderline ridiculous but the little head keeps bringing me back to wondering.

That's not borderline ridiculous, it's full-blown "I've crossed the border illegally and am now working for a lawn service in Evanston, IL" ridiculous.

$300 to please her? Bruh. I'd pay $300 to fuck her. But if that's your kink, more power to you. Face-sitting is rarely about eating pussy, I though. It; s more about asphyxiation.

To each their own.

**Johnnygadget** · 07-21-25 16:49

Had a dream I went to 5th st in st chas and got a south African sounding therapist.

The dream was a nightmare, she had no idea what she was doing, no skill, no technique just brute force in the center of my back.

The flip was just as bad. It seemed like she grew up in a monastery and had never seen anatomy much less know what what to do with it.

I dusted off my folder of links and most of the sites I used to roam are gone, so I don't know where to go shopping anymore.

I'd love some GFE but if I have to dig thru a pile of unstated deposit required posts (RR), I give up and go to Eden.

If anyone has a favorite, strong, happy massage, bonus if there are additional benefits, please enlighten me.

**SouthCityGuySt** · 07-21-25 11:39

Alright mongers. I know the crazy is well documented and I've been hesitant to go see her again despite seeing her several times in the past and always having an enjoyable experience. The face sitting is what continues to pique my interest. If you've seen her ads, you know that she has an absolutely perfect little kitty and I've always wanted to taste her. Has anyone gone for the face sitting session? I know that $300 is borderline ridiculous but the little head keeps bringing me back to wondering.