Massage Parlor Reports

[Seeker B12]

If I was you I would personally try 1 apartment and 1 spa the spa I would try is The CHI Earth and Apartment is Green Buddha.

I am not sure what do you mean by apartment?

And that other massage place that you mentioned is there anyone worth visiting, keep in mind I will be there in begininng of July so if they rotate often I might not catch them.

[WBurton]

I was really in the mood for a latina girl today but didn't want to visit the revolving door at Orange nor HKPD /521. I've stayed away from Orange for awhile now, 3 bad rush services in a row will do that. Anyway, I was perusing the online ads and inquired one promoting 2 latina girls. When they sent me the address I immediately recognized as the former Ashland Perfect. Strange to come in through the side but once in there I tried to get my bearings as I had been here more than a few time before but through the front door. Michelle was my lady. I would say early 20's colombian, not much English but the pic the booker sent me were actually very accurate, of course her booty was bigger in real life but I didn't complain. C-Ds natural. I did the $200 for 30 min VIP. BBBJ, CFS, hell of alot of foreplay and grinding with her in her g-string. She smelled really really good, no hygiene issues at all. At one point she hops off and puts her pussy in my face and I tried my best not to daty since I don't usually with spa / massage girls. Very nice girl and I walked out actually feeling what I spent was worth it today. The worst is when you walk out and tell yourself jerking off would have been more satisfying. Not today for me.

Think you were at Archer Perfect Spa not Ashland Perfect.

Latina there is hot and they don't look like a spa no more just side door entrance that the neighbor fills with a doorbell camera in the window.

[Ronacin]

So it's been a few months since I hit a massage parlor. A few things have been going on in my head, but part of it is, I think the rotating girls model doesn't work well for me. I've had girls I went back to for a while in the past, which felt more familiar, more comfortable, and they learned what I needed. I could probably use someone like that again.

So in order of importance, ideally I would patronize someone who:

- Lives / works in Chicago;.

- Is skilled at deep tissue massage. I carry a lot of tension;.

-Isn't super expensive--not looking to spend more than $300/ session for FS if I'll see her often;.

- Does FS. I can compromise on that. If she does FS, I need a size queen, or at least someone who can deal with a big one;.

- Is reasonably conventionally attractive. I'm pretty conventional in that department. A bikini model body is great, but I'm pretty forgiving. Age is less important than appearance. Spinners are fine as long as she doesn't make me feel like a pedo;.

- Somewhere on the south side would be nice. Chinatown would be fine;.

- Asian would be nice. Ethnicity isn't that important, I just don't want to deal with GPS.

Any recommendations?

Really, that's a big fucking list of requests. Good luck.

[Seeker B12]

1 & 2 by the time you are in Chicago, they might have already rotated out.

I agree. I will ask for an update closer to my arrival time to see if it is worth it or not, but what about 3 and 4?

[Moss734]

I was really in the mood for a latina girl today but didn't want to visit the revolving door at Orange nor HKPD /521. I've stayed away from Orange for awhile now, 3 bad rush services in a row will do that. Anyway, I was perusing the online ads and inquired one promoting 2 latina girls. When they sent me the address I immediately recognized as the former Ashland Perfect. Strange to come in through the side but once in there I tried to get my bearings as I had been here more than a few time before but through the front door. Michelle was my lady. I would say early 20's colombian, not much English but the pic the booker sent me were actually very accurate, of course her booty was bigger in real life but I didn't complain. C-Ds natural. I did the $200 for 30 min VIP. BBBJ, CFS, hell of alot of foreplay and grinding with her in her g-string. She smelled really really good, no hygiene issues at all. At one point she hops off and puts her pussy in my face and I tried my best not to daty since I don't usually with spa / massage girls. Very nice girl and I walked out actually feeling what I spent was worth it today. The worst is when you walk out and tell yourself jerking off would have been more satisfying. Not today for me.

[Perversity]

So it's been a few months since I hit a massage parlor. A few things have been going on in my head, but part of it is, I think the rotating girls model doesn't work well for me. I've had girls I went back to for a while in the past, which felt more familiar, more comfortable, and they learned what I needed. I could probably use someone like that again.

So in order of importance, ideally I would patronize someone who:

- Lives / works in Chicago;.

- Is skilled at deep tissue massage. I carry a lot of tension;.

-Isn't super expensive--not looking to spend more than $300/ session for FS if I'll see her often;.

- Does FS. I can compromise on that. If she does FS, I need a size queen, or at least someone who can deal with a big one;.

- Is reasonably conventionally attractive. I'm pretty conventional in that department. A bikini model body is great, but I'm pretty forgiving. Age is less important than appearance. Spinners are fine as long as she doesn't make me feel like a pedo;.

- Somewhere on the south side would be nice. Chinatown would be fine;.

- Asian would be nice. Ethnicity isn't that important, I just don't want to deal with GPS.

Any recommendations?

[FirstTimer7]

Hello VA guys.

I read a few pages and found a few places that might be interesting and wanted to get your opinion.

1. Place perfect 10 - is YoYo the best there or should I look out for someone else?

2. Orange spa. Who is the most fun out there? The downside it seems the place is very dirty. It seems place like in Texas where you have a selection of different girls and you choose whoever and go.

3. I read about some "Harmony" place that got better selection and way cleaner, what's the place and which one is better compare to orange?

4. Also the last few posts were talking about Mia? Seems she is hot too. Any info or advie please.

I plan on visiting 2 places if you have any other places in mind that's worth the time and expenses I am all ears.

1 & 2 by the time you are in Chicago, they might have already rotated out.

[WBurton]

Hello VA guys.

I read a few pages and found a few places that might be interesting and wanted to get your opinion.

1. Place perfect 10 - is YoYo the best there or should I look out for someone else? Yes right now YoYo is the best girl at a spa level Orange Spa rotates every 10 days so they can be hit or miss - YoYo will be back an an Apartment in July

2. Orange spa. Who is the most fun out there? The downside it seems the place is very dirty. It seems place like in Texas where you have a selection of different girls and you choose whoever and go. hit or miss you can get an almost perfect girl or a girl that used to be a man here can never tell until you get there and yes they tried to give me a transformer before

3. I read about some "Harmony" place that got better selection and way cleaner, what's the place and which one is better compare to orange? yes harmony is a lot cleaner and currently has a younger line up

4. Also the last few posts were talking about Mia? Seems she is hot too. Any info or advie please.

I plan on visiting 2 places if you have any other places in mind that's worth the time and expenses I am all ears.

If I was you I would personally try 1 apartment and 1 spa the spa I would try is The CHI Earth and Apartment is Green Buddha.

[Seeker B12]

Hello VA guys.

I read a few pages and found a few places that might be interesting and wanted to get your opinion.

1. Place perfect 10 - is YoYo the best there or should I look out for someone else?

2. Orange spa. Who is the most fun out there? The downside it seems the place is very dirty. It seems place like in Texas where you have a selection of different girls and you choose whoever and go.

3. I read about some "Harmony" place that got better selection and way cleaner, what's the place and which one is better compare to orange?

4. Also the last few posts were talking about Mia? Seems she is hot too. Any info or advie please.

I plan on visiting 2 places if you have any other places in mind that's worth the time and expenses I am all ears.

[JoyJoyce]

I'm from California so I think I know a thing or two about heat the damn this town is hot as hell. I'm also a AMP junkies I want to see what you guys have to offer while I'm in town on work. Checked a couple sides I was looking for a Latina joint and this one popped up. Cloudy was early 30's cute girl English with little broken but luckily we were about to do didn't have a lot of communication. Good massage she put some air into it and I think what I can appreciate the most if she wasn't watching her clock the whole time or even answering the store phone it was ringing I appreciate that. Ran through my favorite positions she was open to everything and she left me drained and tired. It's rare I lead a massage parlor more tired than I walk in LOL.

[SpaGuy21]

Mia that we been talked about here a year ago in blue island spa or somewhere down south.

She is so young, thin, and cute. Her look is for sure my ATF. She has OK English, basic conversation no problem.

I was admittedly skeptical of this review since I had visited Sound Spa a couple months back and the provider was middle-aged and very average. Not to mention she had an ankle monitor on, no BS. Hahaha, talk about boner killer.

Anyways, decided to verify whether or not there is new talent and sure enough, was this Mia chick. Never saw her at Blue Island. She is pretty, nice body, MM Cs and sucks like a champ. BBBJ and CFS for a benjy and 4 Jacksons. It's a recommend from me but I have a feeling she won't be around long. She's likely the bait for building a customer base.

[HappyGardener]

The one on 2734 N Western. Their Website actually states the place is open 24 hours. Went around 8 pm on Monday. No more large sign, just black windows and small sign on the door that says Asian spa. Nobody answered. Waited 5 minutes. Still no answer. Finally call and get let in. Fifi let me in.

Fifi is making the rounds of the papasan places. I saw her at the place on Lawrence across for the McDonald's and then there was a review of her at another place.

[ChiTownsFin]

Fellas be careful out there. Prob not the forum for this but definitely feel like more eyes need to see this one. Was most def not the woman in the pictures, and instead of just accepting that she tried to dupe me, she relentlessly called and threatened to come and get her donation from me. Making all sorts of crazy threats! Maybe I am new to this but I thought verification meant something? Anyway stay very far away! https://adultsearch.com/us/illinois/...y-rubs/3153675.

[WBurton]

Guys I know I have left a million reviews on YoYo from Green Buddha now at Perfect 10 Spa but this girl is my favorite ever. She is such a sweetheart and with me being an older guy some times I'm not the quickest to finish. This girl makes you feel so relaxed and is super chill. I honestly wish my situation wasn't so messy I swear I would marry her and take her out the game from your guys -.

But check her out her oral skills are top shelf best in the biz and she is just a ton of fun and even worked with my schedule today and got me in early. There are 2 girls there other girl is Alice I personally haven't had a session with her but I promise if you go check out YoYo you won't be disappointed-.

I suggest making an appointment and if you need her number just PM me and make sure you get YoYo not personally sure on the other girls performance but I can verify YoYo is a really good time even for us older Mongers she doesn't get frustrated as we take our good ole time.

[Moss734]

It not the worst but that's definitely not the safest place to have to stand around for long making yourself a target. Treat yourself to a Polish at Jimmy's about a minute, s drive away next time.

The one on 2734 N Western. Their Website actually states the place is open 24 hours. Went around 8 pm on Monday. No more large sign, just black windows and small sign on the door that says Asian spa. Nobody answered. Waited 5 minutes. Still no answer. Finally call and get let in. Fifi let me in. The place was dark and her boobs were busting out of her dress and she looked Korean so I said OK I'll proceed (she is Chinese). She starts speaking to me in Chinese, speaks little English. Definitely at least in her late 40's most likely 50's but decently well kept for her age, 5'3"ish without shoes. I gave her $200 and she left. When she took off her dress she had slight pooch that was hidden under the dress but full D-DD boltons (large but not ones that would hang, if that makes sense). Although massage technique wasn't the greatest, she has really strong hands so made up for it. After 5 minutes I flip and she starts giving me a CBJ. I first said no, I want the BBBJ but now she acts like she doesn't understand and didn't want to use the translator, OK whatever. Tried a few different positions, didn't try kissing or even considering DATY (personal preference for visiting spas later in the day). As I was leaving she said come back to see her and I asked to see the other girl since it was my first time there. She got a little defensive. I might go back if I'm in the area and if they are indeed open 24 hours it's at least an option. Find it hard though if only 2 girls to be open around the clock.