Massage Parlor Reports

[WBurton]

I am not sure what do you mean by apartment?

And that other massage place that you mentioned is there anyone worth visiting, keep in mind I will be there in begininng of July so if they rotate often I might not catch them.

Apartment is an actual apartment or house location where normally 2 gives are working.

And by July all the rotations will be different.

Suggest going to AS or BP for options when you get here.

[Goofy89]

An update I found IG page of number 2 and kinda know what kind of place is that. I been in a simillar location in texas and based on my exp I know that looks are not everything. They could be hot af but horrible at servises.

Only been to harmony so can only recommend there but always has a nice selection of girls working and always provide good service when I've has a decent TS room and sauna to start HF is. 8 and tip varies on girl seen 1. 4-1. 8 plus of you're staying near ohare place isn't far from most of hotels in the area.

[Seeker B12]

Hello VA guys.

I read a few pages and found a few places that might be interesting and wanted to get your opinion.

1. Place perfect 10 - is YoYo the best there or should I look out for someone else?

2. Orange spa. Who is the most fun out there? The downside it seems the place is very dirty. It seems place like in Texas where you have a selection of different girls and you choose whoever and go.

3. I read about some "Harmony" place that got better selection and way cleaner, what's the place and which one is better compare to orange?

4. Also the last few posts were talking about Mia? Seems she is hot too. Any info or advie please.

I plan on visiting 2 places if you have any other places in mind that's worth the time and expenses I am all ears.

An update I found IG page of number 2 and kinda know what kind of place is that. I been in a simillar location in texas and based on my exp I know that looks are not everything. They could be hot af but horrible at servises.

[Seeker B12]

If I was you I would personally try 1 apartment and 1 spa the spa I would try is The CHI Earth and Apartment is Green Buddha.

I am not sure what do you mean by apartment?

And that other massage place that you mentioned is there anyone worth visiting, keep in mind I will be there in begininng of July so if they rotate often I might not catch them.

[WBurton]

I was really in the mood for a latina girl today but didn't want to visit the revolving door at Orange nor HKPD /521. I've stayed away from Orange for awhile now, 3 bad rush services in a row will do that. Anyway, I was perusing the online ads and inquired one promoting 2 latina girls. When they sent me the address I immediately recognized as the former Ashland Perfect. Strange to come in through the side but once in there I tried to get my bearings as I had been here more than a few time before but through the front door. Michelle was my lady. I would say early 20's colombian, not much English but the pic the booker sent me were actually very accurate, of course her booty was bigger in real life but I didn't complain. C-Ds natural. I did the $200 for 30 min VIP. BBBJ, CFS, hell of alot of foreplay and grinding with her in her g-string. She smelled really really good, no hygiene issues at all. At one point she hops off and puts her pussy in my face and I tried my best not to daty since I don't usually with spa / massage girls. Very nice girl and I walked out actually feeling what I spent was worth it today. The worst is when you walk out and tell yourself jerking off would have been more satisfying. Not today for me.

Think you were at Archer Perfect Spa not Ashland Perfect.

Latina there is hot and they don't look like a spa no more just side door entrance that the neighbor fills with a doorbell camera in the window.

[Ronacin]

So it's been a few months since I hit a massage parlor. A few things have been going on in my head, but part of it is, I think the rotating girls model doesn't work well for me. I've had girls I went back to for a while in the past, which felt more familiar, more comfortable, and they learned what I needed. I could probably use someone like that again.

So in order of importance, ideally I would patronize someone who:

- Lives / works in Chicago;.

- Is skilled at deep tissue massage. I carry a lot of tension;.

-Isn't super expensive--not looking to spend more than $300/ session for FS if I'll see her often;.

- Does FS. I can compromise on that. If she does FS, I need a size queen, or at least someone who can deal with a big one;.

- Is reasonably conventionally attractive. I'm pretty conventional in that department. A bikini model body is great, but I'm pretty forgiving. Age is less important than appearance. Spinners are fine as long as she doesn't make me feel like a pedo;.

- Somewhere on the south side would be nice. Chinatown would be fine;.

- Asian would be nice. Ethnicity isn't that important, I just don't want to deal with GPS.

Any recommendations?

Really, that's a big fucking list of requests. Good luck.

[Seeker B12]

1 & 2 by the time you are in Chicago, they might have already rotated out.

I agree. I will ask for an update closer to my arrival time to see if it is worth it or not, but what about 3 and 4?

[Moss734]

I was really in the mood for a latina girl today but didn't want to visit the revolving door at Orange nor HKPD /521. I've stayed away from Orange for awhile now, 3 bad rush services in a row will do that. Anyway, I was perusing the online ads and inquired one promoting 2 latina girls. When they sent me the address I immediately recognized as the former Ashland Perfect. Strange to come in through the side but once in there I tried to get my bearings as I had been here more than a few time before but through the front door. Michelle was my lady. I would say early 20's colombian, not much English but the pic the booker sent me were actually very accurate, of course her booty was bigger in real life but I didn't complain. C-Ds natural. I did the $200 for 30 min VIP. BBBJ, CFS, hell of alot of foreplay and grinding with her in her g-string. She smelled really really good, no hygiene issues at all. At one point she hops off and puts her pussy in my face and I tried my best not to daty since I don't usually with spa / massage girls. Very nice girl and I walked out actually feeling what I spent was worth it today. The worst is when you walk out and tell yourself jerking off would have been more satisfying. Not today for me.

[Perversity]

So it's been a few months since I hit a massage parlor. A few things have been going on in my head, but part of it is, I think the rotating girls model doesn't work well for me. I've had girls I went back to for a while in the past, which felt more familiar, more comfortable, and they learned what I needed. I could probably use someone like that again.

So in order of importance, ideally I would patronize someone who:

- Lives / works in Chicago;.

- Is skilled at deep tissue massage. I carry a lot of tension;.

-Isn't super expensive--not looking to spend more than $300/ session for FS if I'll see her often;.

- Does FS. I can compromise on that. If she does FS, I need a size queen, or at least someone who can deal with a big one;.

- Is reasonably conventionally attractive. I'm pretty conventional in that department. A bikini model body is great, but I'm pretty forgiving. Age is less important than appearance. Spinners are fine as long as she doesn't make me feel like a pedo;.

- Somewhere on the south side would be nice. Chinatown would be fine;.

- Asian would be nice. Ethnicity isn't that important, I just don't want to deal with GPS.

Any recommendations?

[FirstTimer7]

Hello VA guys.

I read a few pages and found a few places that might be interesting and wanted to get your opinion.

1. Place perfect 10 - is YoYo the best there or should I look out for someone else?

2. Orange spa. Who is the most fun out there? The downside it seems the place is very dirty. It seems place like in Texas where you have a selection of different girls and you choose whoever and go.

3. I read about some "Harmony" place that got better selection and way cleaner, what's the place and which one is better compare to orange?

4. Also the last few posts were talking about Mia? Seems she is hot too. Any info or advie please.

I plan on visiting 2 places if you have any other places in mind that's worth the time and expenses I am all ears.

1 & 2 by the time you are in Chicago, they might have already rotated out.

[WBurton]

Hello VA guys.

I read a few pages and found a few places that might be interesting and wanted to get your opinion.

1. Place perfect 10 - is YoYo the best there or should I look out for someone else? Yes right now YoYo is the best girl at a spa level Orange Spa rotates every 10 days so they can be hit or miss - YoYo will be back an an Apartment in July

2. Orange spa. Who is the most fun out there? The downside it seems the place is very dirty. It seems place like in Texas where you have a selection of different girls and you choose whoever and go. hit or miss you can get an almost perfect girl or a girl that used to be a man here can never tell until you get there and yes they tried to give me a transformer before

3. I read about some "Harmony" place that got better selection and way cleaner, what's the place and which one is better compare to orange? yes harmony is a lot cleaner and currently has a younger line up

4. Also the last few posts were talking about Mia? Seems she is hot too. Any info or advie please.

I plan on visiting 2 places if you have any other places in mind that's worth the time and expenses I am all ears.

If I was you I would personally try 1 apartment and 1 spa the spa I would try is The CHI Earth and Apartment is Green Buddha.

[Seeker B12]

Hello VA guys.

I read a few pages and found a few places that might be interesting and wanted to get your opinion.

1. Place perfect 10 - is YoYo the best there or should I look out for someone else?

2. Orange spa. Who is the most fun out there? The downside it seems the place is very dirty. It seems place like in Texas where you have a selection of different girls and you choose whoever and go.

3. I read about some "Harmony" place that got better selection and way cleaner, what's the place and which one is better compare to orange?

4. Also the last few posts were talking about Mia? Seems she is hot too. Any info or advie please.

I plan on visiting 2 places if you have any other places in mind that's worth the time and expenses I am all ears.

[JoyJoyce]

I'm from California so I think I know a thing or two about heat the damn this town is hot as hell. I'm also a AMP junkies I want to see what you guys have to offer while I'm in town on work. Checked a couple sides I was looking for a Latina joint and this one popped up. Cloudy was early 30's cute girl English with little broken but luckily we were about to do didn't have a lot of communication. Good massage she put some air into it and I think what I can appreciate the most if she wasn't watching her clock the whole time or even answering the store phone it was ringing I appreciate that. Ran through my favorite positions she was open to everything and she left me drained and tired. It's rare I lead a massage parlor more tired than I walk in LOL.

[SpaGuy21]

Mia that we been talked about here a year ago in blue island spa or somewhere down south.

She is so young, thin, and cute. Her look is for sure my ATF. She has OK English, basic conversation no problem.

I was admittedly skeptical of this review since I had visited Sound Spa a couple months back and the provider was middle-aged and very average. Not to mention she had an ankle monitor on, no BS. Hahaha, talk about boner killer.

Anyways, decided to verify whether or not there is new talent and sure enough, was this Mia chick. Never saw her at Blue Island. She is pretty, nice body, MM Cs and sucks like a champ. BBBJ and CFS for a benjy and 4 Jacksons. It's a recommend from me but I have a feeling she won't be around long. She's likely the bait for building a customer base.

[HappyGardener]

The one on 2734 N Western. Their Website actually states the place is open 24 hours. Went around 8 pm on Monday. No more large sign, just black windows and small sign on the door that says Asian spa. Nobody answered. Waited 5 minutes. Still no answer. Finally call and get let in. Fifi let me in.

Fifi is making the rounds of the papasan places. I saw her at the place on Lawrence across for the McDonald's and then there was a review of her at another place.