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[MixedPlate89]

So much for his integrity here. Imo.

Well, I took the deal which they offered with Zoey as well given her ego was bruised when I had posted a post about her that was not favorable & she asked me to take it down. I got my piece of the pie that others do as well quiet as kept. It is, what it is. Folks still hit me up via DM & asked me to come back & found value in the shit I said & some don't. I never asked the admins to take it down LOL so she was jaded & conspired with this dude that you're responding to which is fine. I think the vast majority of cats on here would take the deal. We are men & like to fuck so it is what it is. Never claimed to be a saint or whatever. However, the reviews that I have posted have been truthful & my experiences. I just posted the shit that did indeed happen there at love that was good & the ones that wasn't well, I told mamasan & peeps like Coco etc & did not share it publicly LOL so it's partially true to a degree but yeah.

[MixedPlate89]

I know MixPlate's reviews are pretty insufferable to read but he literally said: "Yeah my guy D said with Anni you need more than 30 minutes LOL. " At least try to pretend you are the same person on a different account.

You're a fool to think that I would create another account, to only post a duplicate of my initial review LOL. I still posted the way I preferred & a plethora of folks DM'd me & found value in it & some didn't like yourself & that's alright. My guy D, is a real person & we frequent places a bit. If you don't believe he's real or what was said, oh well. You're entitled to believe what you'd like, and I am entitled to not give a shit about you doing so. Now, with that said, have a nice day.

[MixedPlate89]

LOL. We can all read what he is writing. What we really want to hear about is his mysterious buddy D.

Nice post, thanks for the intel. I missed Zoe so I guess I will have to see who comes in next.

Every time I addressed you, you were one of the cats that would hide with his tail between his legs like a hoe ass dude. Being passive aggressive & cosigning shit. As I told others it seems like you want smoke so we should handle that off the net if you want that smoke cause the way how you, Gary H, Zippy etc act when it comes to me is effeminate & lame. You guys get joy like losers on ish like this when ironically, a lot of members even some of your own in admins or senior members hit me up after I left for a month plus to rid the drama & effeminate energy from cats like you and your ilk in naming & some others, they still said that they value what I say, and said not to worry about jealous cats like yourself.

I'd never ask about another customer. But it's clear for you that's the goal is to try to conspire to out me which only looks more bad on their shop & others didn't take issue with it apparently from the DM's. Very little care only like idk, less than 8 or so or maybe less, peeps care like yourself who continue to mention me & D passively aggressively. Your girl was jaded because I wasn't feeling her at all & per my response to this dude which I hope gets approve, all my responses, she begged me to take her on while my guy D & I was liking Bella, but I told him to get Bella being the homie I am & I settled for Zoey who bit my chin & was into trying Debauchery shit which I know some of you nasty ass cats are into LOL. Not my thing.

She was hyped up by SIMPS like you. Due to me not feelin her she conspired with this dude to out me out so it is what it is. I took the offer as I am dude. I ain't saying no to that shit LOL. Let's be real, none of ya'll would say no. A lot of cats get that offer here anyway is what it is. I just wanted my piece of the pay fuck it LOL. And yes, D is a real person LOL. Idc, if you believe in that or not, but he's a real person. You mentioned him & me often when I was off this * for a month plus. Stop being Zesty. Go get laid more at these AMPs & stop talking about us. It's Zesty & effeminate.

[MixedPlate89]

Been lurking for a long time off and on and noticed all the increased posting so made an account. I usually prefer to go to a few unlisted places here but I've frequented many of the popular ones here. My recent visits this month below.

-Stopped by and saw Monica at Bao. She's a very naturally beautiful and petite, great body. Not sure if I saw her right after she finished eating or something but the breath was a little bad.

-Saw Nancy at Jinye which was surprising. Last saw her in the Seattle area a couple months ago and she remembered me. Probably my favorite provider so far and a very great time.

-Got a text from Zoe that she was leaving so went to Love and saw her before she left. Great time as usual and she's always extremely talkative and a lot fun. I decided to ask her about this Mixedplate89 guy that posts an essay every where he goes. The details are amusing and somewhat helpful other than the excessive amount of gloat. I'm not sure if he's new to the game or just genuinely thinks every girl he meets thinks he's the most handsome man to ever walk in to the shops or if he doesn't realize that's part of the experience you're paying for (we all hear that). But with him apparently dropping a few grand a month he does seem to be eating it up and enjoying the validation. She did mention he gets discounts from the boss (I'd assume that means waived room fees) in order to post positive reviews.

The fact that you would ask about another man / customer is quite lame & effeminate. I wouldn't care enough about you or anyone else to ask, about another customer. Also, her divulging any info about another customer to another customer should get her canned, as it compromises the shop. All I know is she said what she said to Bella & Bella wanted me to come back to F her & she was much better than Zoey not only in looks, but at sex as well & massage. My guy D stated to me when he had his session with Bella, that she marveled at the time I took with Zoey & the overall Fuck I had with Zoey & told him that, "Your friend fuck good. " Zoey, had some weird ass kinks like biting my chin & face & over talking during the session. Which turned me off so I just fucked the shit out of here to keep her quiet. I was rough with her which was to my own undoing to a degree but she seem to like it a lot & the fuck, clearly a lot more then me. Likely, some of you cats be doing some debauchery shit that these chicks be trying to do to other customers. I don't roll like that so I wasn't feeling her at all. I just had to get my nut off & bounce.

That's how I talk. I am expressive & detailed oriented. Me being me. Fuck the rest. If you don't like it, don't read it & ignore me. Problem solved. No. I am just confident that's all and outside of the AMP shit I can pull chicks & have. Just got into this AMP shit it's been cool last 6-8 months or so. That's cute you think it's gloat or whatever or whatever the fuck you think that's cute. When I be chilling outside of the shop with these chicks & got proof of that which is fine but I aint got to go into that cause it's irrelevant what ya'll think in terms of believing me or not. I'm not posting for that. I was merely sharing my experiences. Folks can take it or leave it no biggy.

Their are some girls that didn't like me or me like them or it was mutual. It happens. A lot have complained about my size. It happens. A solid amount was cool with it. Some will. Some won't, so what. I've spoken to a lot of AMP chicks & it's not the same. They don't act the same with each customer & have overcharged customers they weren't feeling at all & yet along actually hang out with them out of the shop or invite after closing time to have dinner at the shop. Some girls take a liking to dudes past the AMP shit & I'm not the only guy that's experienced what I am referencing. I don't drop a few grand a month that's inaccurate. It's been consistently less than that & at times it got there but mostly it's not there.

You assume correctly. The house fee was waived. A lot of dudes do it so I'm getting my piece of the pie. Just some won't admit to it. I will. I wrote a review that wasn't so favorable on Zoey. Also, she begged me to take her on when at the shop when my guy D & I reconned. I wanted to see other girls & she was trying hard to convince me to take her on. I wasn't into her. D & I had no intention on staying at the time. Moreover, we saw Bella & we were both liking her. Being the homie I am, I said to D take her bro. I settled for Zoey. Coco was on her Rag & wasn't available plus smelled like cigs which is a turn off for me personally. She is relatively solid looking for her age & a sweetheart & was very nice to me every visit same as the others. After the review Zoey acted jaded & different when I came to the shop so I am not surprised about this.

My guy D wasn't feelin Zoey either. She has an EGO, being a Lot of cats on here pumped her up. She's cute, but she ain't no 8-9. She's probably at best, a 7. I don't simp for chicks so that bothered her to a great degree. I posted a review on her & she got upset & texted me. Asked me to take it down. I said no. That's when the offer was made by her & the shop. I took it. But I never asked the admins to take that post down. So with her knowing that, she likely conspired with you to try to out me out, when it only looks more bad on her & the shop.

I texted her about this & she denied it & lied which is fine. I've had coco reach out to me a few times & I at first didn't respond then spoke to her on the phone & perhaps may go back. But unlikely. She's been jaded at me not feeling her like most so that bruised her ego so this was her way at getting back at me which is fine fuck it. As for validation sir lame, no. I am self validated as I mentioned before on here a plethora of times addressing cats like you, Gary H, and Zippy etc. I don't require no one's permission. I still posted lengthy shit and detailed & the way I do it, because that's what happened and that's how I talk, regardless of how you FEEL about what I am saying if it's true or not. Idgas. It's not up to me to convince you or others of anything. Is what it is.

[MixedPlate89]

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[SwordBoxer]

It's been a while, they've had some talent in the past. Curious what their talent is like these days.

[CPorter608]

I had to travel to PDX today, so I stopped by Candy and was greeted again by Annie.

$$ with no conversation. She was all over me and helped me undress. She threw her clothes at me and said " I'm ready baby".

She set up the pillow and told me to lie down and hold on.

After some of the greatest head game, I stopped her and told her to lie down, My turn to return the favor.

Oh my god this girl does not fake the O, she shakes and squirms, but I kept going with DATY until she forced me to quit by wiggling around under me for an oral pump session.

Holding back, I pulled away and she grabbed the cover and switched around for a mission session. I moved her all around with her thigh squeeze.

She climbed on cgirl for a bit and took off the cover and we both finished in each others mouths..

I've seen quite a few raving reviews about Annie that talk about her legendary service. What's her appearance like?

[Zippy69]

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[GoodLuck69]

I had to travel to PDX today, so I stopped by Candy and was greeted again by Annie.

$$ with no conversation. She was all over me and helped me undress. She threw her clothes at me and said " I'm ready baby".

She set up the pillow and told me to lie down and hold on.

After some of the greatest head game, I stopped her and told her to lie down, My turn to return the favor.

Oh my god this girl does not fake the O, she shakes and squirms, but I kept going with DATY until she forced me to quit by wiggling around under me for an oral pump session.

Holding back, I pulled away and she grabbed the cover and switched around for a mission session. I moved her all around with her thigh squeeze.

She climbed on cgirl for a bit and took off the cover and we both finished in each others mouths.

The absolute best session ever.

A young new girl, but I didn't catch her name. 3 total.

Annie said there are 22 girls that rotate.

[GreenMachine]

I've been stopping by places that aren't constantly talked about (I did stop by Jinye last week and was lucky enough to get a taste of Nancy and she was excellent).

This week I took a look at Yi Chi 2 on 82nd after it was mentioned here and was greeted by a troll in a black nightie. Hard pass after she told me she was the only one there.

Next I stopped in a shop on Foster. The place is called Red 8 Spa on Rubmaps. Not sure what it's called now. I used to stop in when it was called Eastern something or other.

I was greeted by Lucy, 40-ish with very long hair wearing something that looked like a long night shirt. It was hard to tell what was underneath, but something about her made me stay. I guess I liked her face -- maybe the contrast after seeing the Yi Chi troll was the reason.

Stopped by Jinye a few days ago and I came to meet a new girl last night.

Looked under 30 . Nice looking and seemed down for some bonus happy fun times. When she gave me a full on body contact hug, she smelled so good. She pressed down on my back 10 minutes before asking me to flip over. Gives me a hug, a light kiss.

Teased me a few times, giggling as she would reach down between to tickle the boys. She cuddled up, gave me some playful strokes, then started a BBBJ. I tapped her leg a few times for her to swivel around for 69. When you find the magic button she squeals ever so slightly.

I was close so we stopped, a few positions ended up in K9 where I filled the bag. Never complained once.

Cleaned me up, then herself. She said I had some time left so I asked her to massage my feet. Love that. And hearing balls slapping in the next room.

[Sjmpdx]

The massage was alright, but I won't be back because it's not what I'm looking for. I was looking for just a massage, with a HJ at the end.

I don't get massages very often any more, but the massage scene has changed significantly here since COVID. It used to be that a HJ wasn't guaranteed. The last 2 years it seems like any place you go to you can get full service for $200 or less. And there are so many more options of places to go now. Are there any places around that are actually massages, with some options, or are most places just Asian brothels masking as massage parlors?

Yesterday morning I went to Homeport Spa in Beaverton. I parked at Home Depot and walked across the street. I was greeted by Eva, who was probably in her 30's or early 40's. She said she was Chinese, and was a little thicker and beautiful. She asked if I wanted 30 minutes or an hour. It was $50 to the house for 30 min. I started to undress and she came in before I had finished. I kept my underwear on, and laid face down on the massage table then she started giving me a back massage. She asked if I wanted a hard or soft massage, and I said medium. She asked if oil was okay, and proceeded to give me a really good massage. There were times during the massage that I could tell there was more on the menu. She had placed my hand between her legs during the back massage. On the flip, she asked if I wanted more. I asked for just a HJ. She said $100. I countered with $50 (I had given her $100 before, so she knew I had that). She agreed and said next time bring more money. She striped down to her panties and laid down next to me. Her tits were perky, and she had tattoos on her mid section. She was very sexy. She licked / sucked my nipples as she jerked me to completion. $50 might have been too much, but I didn't want to haggle and I was very satisfied. Her name was Eva. She told me next time I should get an hour massage because 30 minutes isn't enough time for a good massage. Next time I think I will.

[MagicHeadBalls]

What does Sofia look like. How are they shaped?

Sophia looks sexy. Slim body. Around 100 lbs. 5 feet 2. Good skin. Late 20's or early 30's old. Chinese.

[HardTell69]

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[SexyMan63]

Just went to Love spa Saturday morning. Sofia greeted me in the lobby. She was wearing a beige dress. She looked sexy & nice. After the donation, she gave me a BBBJ right away. Didn't have to ask for that. Good deep throat skill. She used her mouth to put a cover on me. I squeezed her 34 C breasts hard while pounding her pussy deep with my cover. On my way out, JoJo came to say Hi & gave me a hug. I squeezed her breasts too. Nice.

What does Sofia look like. How are they shaped?