Escort Reviews

**Boy Wonder 9** · 04-05-25 07:08

Originally Posted by DarkClouds [View Original Post]

I'm BW? I wouldn't have responded either.

LOL I used a real name Paul not BW.

**Sks444** · 04-04-25 23:26

Took a gamble and saw "Luna" or regularly posted as "Camila" (one of the commonly advertised Cromwell ladies). She wanted to FT / whatsapp video call for verification. Quoted five for HR or three for HH. I opted for the HH since there isn't a virtual footprint of reviews out there for these Cromwell ladies. She said all the right things about GFE via text and offering extras for a price, but an absolute bust when I got there. For starters, she purposefully gave me the wrong room number across from where she was actually staying. Silly me for assuming I was provided the right room number. Right as I went to knock she abruptly opens her door which was directly across. Awkward way to start. I just chuckled it off after asking the rhetorical question of what if I ended up knocking on the wrong door if you didn't open the door quick enough (strike 1). She looks just like the photos, but awful service. She spoke perfect english via video call but pretended to not know English upon meeting me (strike 2). Forget GFE, it was as if I was a subhuman ant who should have felt honored to be in her presence. Everything covered. A bit too much teeth in our starting actions. Only one position offered. After finishing, I was promptly kicked out after 16 minutes lmfao (strike 3).

I know it's always a gamble gents, but just wanted to share my experience. I in good conscious, cannot recommend. Live and ya learn I suppose.

Stay safe out there.

**Woody50** · 04-04-25 19:52

Originally Posted by Kimbsl1998 [View Original Post]

Is this THE Tess?

Pics are heavily retouched, but they look like her.

**Broccoli** · 04-04-25 18:29

Originally Posted by MaxThrust [View Original Post]

I'd say keep trying. I got a response from her within 30 minutes of reaching out a few days ago.

I offered her $100 to shave that jungle prior to a meet to which she relayed; "Sorry hunny". (bummer).

As one who's not found of safaris I declined to follow through with a meet.

Good luck to all you jungle adventurers!

LOL WTF.

The fact that her box is not shaved is a feature, not a bug.

Girls with Bush rock. Wish more girls kept their Bush intact.

I will be busy beating that Bush with my machete this weekend.

**Kimbsl1998** · 04-04-25 18:22

Originally Posted by FunnyGuy [View Original Post]

Fellas. Preferably Senior Members. Tess in Avon is a hungry MILF needing a some more clients / regulars. This woman does it all! I mean anything and everything. The classic Nympho we all fantasize about. Think Stifflers Mom from American Pie. But way fuckin hotter! She's expensive, but worth every goddamn penny! Don't miss out. But also don't be a flake. If you can't respect her prices, go ahead and hit up the tweakers in the motels. This woman is the real deal, and will fulfill your fantasies. In fact you might even be able to fulfill some of hers. She likes being restrained and used like the good little nympho that she is.

PM me for details, and for her number. I'll use my discretion with "Regular Members" activity on the boards, UTR ladies to trade, all will be helpful.

Open your wallets gentlemen. This one is a keeper!!

Is this THE Tess?

**ElliotE127** · 04-04-25 14:12

Originally Posted by LeoDaddy85 [View Original Post]

My best guess is plausible deniability. If somehow your IP was traced, you could claim ignorance. Idk if that would work, but I find myself using some of the phrases as well here and there.

It's this 100%. LE knows all the terms, browses the forums, and knows what happens behind closed doors. I don't think they care unless you're doing other illegal business. Otherwise, knowing what ATFs and demons are just shows you've done the reading homework. Anyone see DATY or DFK used outside the hobby?

It's amazing how much is out in the open. You can find videos on YouTube of active escorts talking about their experience and sharing stories about pegging married politicians and businessmen. There's even a femboy of Twitch calling himself a "hotel room entertainer."

**DaddyMcFatty** · 04-04-25 09:59

That's Skylar. Really nice girl. Thinner Irl than what she looks in the photos. I saw her the other day at the Almar. My 1st time there. It was a little weird seeing like 3-4 STG girls walking around the parking lot. I wonder if it was the same night I was there that you saw her at the Cumberland Farms? Was it on Tuesday at like 9 ish pm?

Originally Posted by LeoDaddy85 [View Original Post]

It was probably here. When I saw her last a couple months ago she was at the Almar what is right around the corner.

**DarkClouds** · 04-04-25 09:09

I'm BW? I wouldn't have responded either.

Originally Posted by BoyWonder9 [View Original Post]

If she's not busy I wonder why she didn't respond to my messages. I checked the # twice. Message was polite and did not mention anything specific. "Hi May I'm BW how are you today? If you're free about 2:30 today I would like to meet you. ".

**MaxThrust** · 04-04-25 08:26

Originally Posted by BoyWonder9 [View Original Post]

If she's not busy I wonder why she didn't respond to my messages. I checked the # twice. Message was polite and did not mention anything specific. "Hi May I'm BW how are you today? If you're free about 2:30 today I would like to meet you. ".

I'd say keep trying. I got a response from her within 30 minutes of reaching out a few days ago.

I offered her $100 to shave that jungle prior to a meet to which she relayed; "Sorry hunny". (bummer).

As one who's not found of safaris I declined to follow through with a meet.

Good luck to all you jungle adventurers!

**Newbie58** · 04-04-25 07:44

May didn't reply to any of my texts either. I wished her well. I won't try again, but I'm glad you guys are enjoying that Bush. Curious if any bum play is allowed.

Originally Posted by BoyWonder9 [View Original Post]

If she's not busy I wonder why she didn't respond to my messages. I checked the # twice. Message was polite and did not mention anything specific. "Hi May I'm BW how are you today? If you're free about 2:30 today I would like to meet you. ".

**Boy Wonder 9** · 04-04-25 07:28

Originally Posted by CaboWabo22 [View Original Post]

I asked her if she had been busy to which she said "not really". I will tell you this, she's pretty and does not look like most of the Asians that work in this line of work. Younger and sweeter. Her Bush is out of control. It's wild! Also, do not go expecting to take her to pound town. She will tell you she's too tight and too small. If your average or above. Get ready for BBBJ. That's it.

If she's not busy I wonder why she didn't respond to my messages. I checked the # twice. Message was polite and did not mention anything specific. "Hi May I'm BW how are you today? If you're free about 2:30 today I would like to meet you. ".

**LeoDaddy85** · 04-04-25 06:57

Originally Posted by GordonFreeman [View Original Post]

I was at the Cumberland Farms on the turnpike. Spotted this woman shopping there. Or at least a dead ringer for the woman in the ad. She was with a male so I did not say anything to her. I used to see Sandy at the Cumberland Farms all the time. Anyone ever run into a provider in real life and hook up. I figure if she was obviously alone it would have been at least worth a "Hi, How is going. Can I pay for the coffee for you? ".

https://skipthegames.com/posts/hartf...-/533081135233

It was probably here. When I saw her last a couple months ago she was at the Almar what is right around the corner.

**LeoDaddy85** · 04-04-25 06:54

Originally Posted by Stickman55 [View Original Post]

Yes these all come across as childish or the secret code among members of some cult.

And what's with not using the dollar sign ($) and putting a decimal point in some odd position when posting about the amount you paid. Why not use the standard for expressing a dollar amount. Does it matter with a website with a name like this one that we're taking about currency exchanging hands!

My best guess is plausible deniability. If somehow your IP was traced, you could claim ignorance. Idk if that would work, but I find myself using some of the phrases as well here and there.

**Stickman55** · 04-03-25 22:25

Originally Posted by GlenBenton [View Original Post]

Coupled with the "place donation in an envelope.", here are some other phrases and vernacular I can't stand:

1. Saying "Roses" in-place of cash. It's annoying and useless. Just say how much everything costs.

2. "Had a dream with. " this one really grinds my gears. Whoever started that should be chemically castrated. Just say "I saw so and so." or "hooked up with blah blah".

Sorry to rant, but it's just annoying.

Originally Posted by Woody50 [View Original Post]

Demons and L1, L2, etc.

Why not just say it? She's a druggie, and you got a handy or BJ. Everybody knows what it means.

Yes these all come across as childish or the secret code among members of some cult.

And what's with not using the dollar sign ($) and putting a decimal point in some odd position when posting about the amount you paid. Why not use the standard for expressing a dollar amount. Does it matter with a website with a name like this one that we're taking about currency exchanging hands!

**Woody50** · 04-03-25 21:54

Originally Posted by GlenBenton [View Original Post]

Coupled with the "place donation in an envelope.", here are some other phrases and vernacular I can't stand:

1. Saying "Roses" in-place of cash. It's annoying and useless. Just say how much everything costs.

2. "Had a dream with. " this one really grinds my gears. Whoever started that should be chemically castrated. Just say "I saw so and so." or "hooked up with blah blah".

Sorry to rant, but it's just annoying.

Demons and L1, L2, etc.

Why not just say it? She's a druggie, and you got a handy or BJ. Everybody knows what it means.