Massage Parlor Reports

[Biliator]

Anyone know details about what went down at sxl yesterday.

[Dbry4281]

I had FS with lala a while back, I used to hit up Belmont and Irving spots years ago, than I got addicted to Chinatown girls all over archer, and apartments. The north side spots have more chicks in their late thirtiesto early 40's. I used to try Lotus on diversy 60 XX block. It sucks to travel all the way to chinatown when you live in north burbs of chicago.

I tried to see this Sasha today and a girl answered the door who was probably a full c. Decent personality but wouldn't budge from 2 even when I explained I didn't want FS. Didn't see who else was there. Tried to hit up some other Fullerton Ave shops and Lala was at the 53 xx w Fullerton one. Chatted for a min and told her I needed huge tits. She recommended 52 xx Irving but that wasn't on my way. 60 xx w Belmont had an older Asian with some nice tits that dropped once out of the bra. They were big but she wasn't the best. Communication sucked but she negotiated down to 1. 2 total for massage and Russian. Massage was quick but Russian lasted a while and did different positions for it. I wouldn't repeat based on communication and age but her tits were big. No clue when that places does a rotation.

[IMissCutler]

Texted sasha, said she was at 30 XX armitage. I googled it said it was chicago spa llc. I might pop in see how it is. Check out some other girls $$ benjis, is what I need FS 1 hr.

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I tried to see this Sasha today and a girl answered the door who was probably a full c. Decent personality but wouldn't budge from 2 even when I explained I didn't want FS. Didn't see who else was there. Tried to hit up some other Fullerton Ave shops and Lala was at the 53 xx w Fullerton one. Chatted for a min and told her I needed huge tits. She recommended 52 xx Irving but that wasn't on my way. 60 xx w Belmont had an older Asian with some nice tits that dropped once out of the bra. They were big but she wasn't the best. Communication sucked but she negotiated down to 1. 2 total for massage and Russian. Massage was quick but Russian lasted a while and did different positions for it. I wouldn't repeat based on communication and age but her tits were big. No clue when that places does a rotation.

[LessNaruto]

No BBBJs to be had in that area, but Body Focus which is right down the street (Washington & Michigan) is a reliable HJ spot.

Any more info on Body Focus? It's down the street from my work and would be a great lunch break spot.

[Ohhi773]

New rotation at Orange started and I couldn't resist checking out Mimi or Jenny. Booker suggested Mimi.

Legit photos. Tall, lean, and beautiful. Flat stomach and small perkys. Upbeat personality, lots of giggling and overall good attitude.

After a quick standing shower, back in the room. My new thing is to stay standing, hug and make out a bit. A lot of lfk, not to much dfk. Dropped to her knees and gave a hella of a BBBJ, wet and great suction. A lot of no hands, some light FF I didn't want to over do it.

She's grabs the cover I sit down, more lfk then a push her head down for more BBBJ.

Seated cowgirl which is rare for me. Even picked her up but I could tell she wasn't primed for that yet. Standing mish was great. Avg tightness. Side mish, then doggy. She's very expressive and could handle some depth with short breaks. Definitely tighter in doggy.

On to cowgirl, we had good coordination of my pumps and hers. Finished in mish legs in the air to a glorious finish.

She was a good time. I'd recommend and repeat. Although I'll see Jenny next time. She's the one in the blue dress. Accurate pics. Mimi is taller, Jenny is more spinner type. Both are beautiful imo.

[Dbry4281]

Texted sasha, said she was at 30 XX armitage. I googled it said it was chicago spa llc. I might pop in see how it is. Check out some other girls $$ benjis, is what I need FS 1 hr.

Decided to stay north, stopped back into Asian Spa chicago, yes that's the name when you google there address. This was my second time there. Its on fullerton near Central ave. I Was greeted by 40 year old Asian named Sasha, said she was from Taiwan. Never been with a tawainese chick, face did have cute look to it. No surgery. Huge ds perky, pink nipples Put down $$ Benji said I want FS 1 hr. She didn't hesitate, looked happy. No house fee even talked about. Northside spots are less busy, than Chinatown jack shacks. She was about 5-5, toned ass, nice, little baby damage on tummy no big deal.

I got a decent massage, on the flip, asked if wanted suck without condom, I opted for CBJ. Ok skills. Pussy was tight, she knows how to do muscle squeeze on the cock. Not alot of hair on puss. No lfk, I hit all positions. She didn't rush me, I hit it for 45 minutes, than took a shower, in small bathroom in back. Saw another chick in another room who look like the Pic that was sent by booker. The Pic they sent was of the other girl.

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[ConfuciusMan]

Sounds like they are slow. When market gets tight. Guys start looking for value add. Those girls want to charge more than 150.

They pay for reviews like most of tge other shops. I doubt they're that busy they ask for exorbitant prices. Likewise Mia wanted $150 for me to see her mosquito bites I just left.

[SpaGuy21]

Only thing in that field is rat shit- Mud- legionnaires water and maybe a dead bird.

Speaking as a guy who had a couple of Euell Gibbons field guides as a kid, dandelion greens are better when they are young and tender (just like hookers, but not too young in the latter case), but it sounds like these women are making spring tonics along the lines of Chinese traditional medicine bullshit.

Suffice it to say that if they want food they can afford to go across the street to the grocery store or even a good steak house. These girls aren't starving.

Maybe this needs to be moved under the "Monger Munchies" thread. Some of you guys can throw out some tips on vacant lots, the random forest preserve or local park overrun with "street veggies", hahaha. That way these chicks aren't picking through cigarette butts, empty ketchup packets and dead pigeons for their "medicine", hahaha.

You know, Whole Foods carries a bunch of the hippie, edible flower crap too. No reason these girls should be picking through overly polluted "gardens". Then again, might be more similar to what's found in the sprawling metropolises of China. Who knows. Shrug.

[Mitsom]

Speaking as a guy who had a couple of Euell Gibbons field guides as a kid, dandelion greens are better when they are young and tender (just like hookers, but not too young in the latter case), but it sounds like these women are making spring tonics along the lines of Chinese traditional medicine bullshit.

Suffice it to say that if they want food they can afford to go across the street to the grocery store or even a good steak house. These girls aren't starving.

[Fit312]

I realize that some of us live in apartments and are not familiar with the local fauna but this is very early spring with a few things blooming but dandelions are a long way off from being in a position to be picked. Things that are in direct sunlight, shaded from the wind and getting radiant heat from walls are just beginning to sprout not ready to eat.

Speaking as a guy who had a couple of Euell Gibbons field guides as a kid, dandelion greens are better when they are young and tender (just like hookers, but not too young in the latter case), but it sounds like these women are making spring tonics along the lines of Chinese traditional medicine bullshit.

[Dbry4281]

Decided to stay north, stopped back into Asian Spa chicago, yes that's the name when you google there address. This was my second time there. Its on fullerton near Central ave. I Was greeted by 40 year old Asian named Sasha, said she was from Taiwan. Never been with a tawainese chick, face did have cute look to it. No surgery. Huge ds perky, pink nipples Put down $$ Benji said I want FS 1 hr. She didn't hesitate, looked happy. No house fee even talked about. Northside spots are less busy, than Chinatown jack shacks. She was about 5-5, toned ass, nice, little baby damage on tummy no big deal.

I got a decent massage, on the flip, asked if wanted suck without condom, I opted for CBJ. Ok skills. Pussy was tight, she knows how to do muscle squeeze on the cock. Not alot of hair on puss. No lfk, I hit all positions. She didn't rush me, I hit it for 45 minutes, than took a shower, in small bathroom in back. Saw another chick in another room who look like the Pic that was sent by booker. The Pic they sent was of the other girl.

[WBurton]

Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.

Do a solid for your self pull into the parking lot of the Burger King on the corner of Western & Archer and look to the field all the way to the right when you pull in towards Western. Only thing in that field is rat shit- Mud- legionnaires water and maybe a dead bird.

This shit made me questions if they are eating from fields like this what parasites are going inside their bodies. I felt like I've been fucking someone on naked and afraid and I'm officially done after seeing this nasty shit. And whoever is running these spas and making a shit load of money shame on them for not feeding these hard working girls.

[OF Charlie]

Just got back from trying Orange for the first time, and based on comments here, I wanted to see Amy. I was informed that today is her last day there, and when I asked her about it, she told me that she was moving to another place nearby, but didn't tell me where.

But I had a pretty good session with her. Asked for a half hour, but wanted the TS, so was told that I needed an hour for that. Okay, fine. $300. But this was a much different TS experience than I have had before. She got naked too and performed kind of a nuru massage on me. And it lasted forever. Got some BBBJ while on the table too.

Moved back to the room and the massage started. Wasn't happy with the Chinese house music that she played on her phone, but oh well. Ok massage, but she did this weird thing with water in her mouth and making kind of a sucking sound. Sounded like she was wearing scuba gear. I will say this though, she really took her time. There was so much foreplay. And I loved the yummy noises she made during the BBBJ.

I had brought a condom, but before I could grab it she was putting one on me that was already out of the wrapper. Little concerned about that. When the real fun began it was great, but I should tell you that I'm not a particularly big guy down there, so it sort of got lost a bit in that giant cravass of what she would call her vajay-jay. Anyway, I asked if I could CIM, but she wouldn't have it. Had a good finish anyway.

Other than that, I should say I was a little annoyed at all of the spitting she was doing in a bucket throughout the whole session.

I'd give her an 8 out of 10, and would repeat, if? I ever find out where she ends up.

P.S. She doesn't look like the picture on Insta.

She is at BP, started today.

[Moejoo]

Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.

I realize that some of us live in apartments and are not familiar with the local fauna but this is very early spring with a few things blooming but dandelions are a long way off from being in a position to be picked. Things that are in direct sunlight, shaded from the wind and getting radiant heat from walls are just beginning to sprout not ready to eat.

[JustAMonger]

Got more pics and even text where she said they like road vegetables. See pic it's her I attached my text.

Back and forth with her this morning also have more pics and video it's 1000% her.

Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.